https://twitter.com/MOMMYBlGDICK/status/1599145335796142080

have they considered how hard monogamy is for people with adhd :/

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 20:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/oncloud_e/status/1599144735385726977

it’s hard to have a bunch of girlfriends. i’m not monogamous, i just have adhd.

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 🏳️‍⚧️ (@MOMMYBlGDICK)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 20:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/oncloud_e/status/1599145501928345600

so true, im always finding new girls to kiss

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 🏳️‍⚧️ (@MOMMYBlGDICK)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:36 GMT

Yesterday I had a Zoom call with a famous AfroLatina actress who told me she has been trying to get the rights to one of my books for 20 years. I had repeatedly told my TV/film agents I wanted to work with her. Her handlers and my handlers never introduced us. 1/

Alisa Lynn Valdés (formerly Valdes-Rodriguez) (@AlisaValdesRod1)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 19:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/joshsojoshsoj/status/1557914784741351425

why don't you just send me 20 real dollars

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 02:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/joshsojoshsoj/status/1557912978216947714

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 02:14 +0000

i should get some sort of prize when i merge all my dependabot prs

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 02:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1557910591762743297

yes i know the bugfixes and new features and security patches are a prize in and of themselves but i mean like a cupcake in the mail or something

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 02:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1557911050820919296

remembered to deploy it too. double cupcakes for me today.

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 02:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/joshsojoshsoj/status/1557911312725954567

i said a prize

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 02:06 +0000

I remain completely fascinated by the way programmers develop physical metaphors for the abstract work we do, in our heads. And how much sense those metaphors make for us. I was just thinking about stack unwinding and how I have a pretty good concept in my head of "throwing" something up a stack that gets "caught" dynamically somewhere else (as opposed to a lexical unwind/break). Like, how did my brain even develop these metaphors in the first place? It's so weird and so cool. I love programming.

Cookie consent popups seem like they’ve been engineered to get people to opt in to less privacy. Like the net effect is privacy is worse now as most users have no idea what they are clicking.

Darren Shepherd (@ibuildthecloud)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 16:35 GMT

Imagine throwing it all away to do PR work for the richest person in the world. Humiliating shit.

Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 23:53 GMT

Me, hearing about recency bias: That's my favorite bias

lil pom poko jerk (@rajandelman)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 16:14 GMT

Attached: 1 image #Admin #indieWebSocial I look thru all the new user's answers to 'why do you want to join this instance?" Mostly to prune our spam: But I *had* to share this one reason given by a new user tonight - anonymously - because it's so great and so much of the reason I started this instance in 2019, and why I strongly suspect it is the reason so many of you are here too. #TwitterMigration #Mastodon

the most unrealistic thing about stranger things is how max was the only character who was advised to seek psychological help

Ariana (@simplytomh)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 16:53 GMT

This blog uses WebMention technology. If you write an article on your website and mention one of my blog posts, I get a notification. That notification can then be published as a comment. It usually …

Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons 😩

✨Star Stuff✨ (@RachelTortorici)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 17:44 +0000

And they say we drive on the wrong side of the road.

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Franco ChriChri (@ghrighri_chri)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 23:11 GMT

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 08:04 GMT

christmas tree buttplug is almost done

@funkittoys wherever socials are mediated (@FunkitToys)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 02:14 GMT

Paper forest

Now it's a paper bed

The massive push for software supply-chain integrity and transparency has left organizations struggling to secure their pipelines and manage vulnerabilities. Existing tooling doesn’t support supply chain security natively and requires users to bolt on critical features like signatures, provenance, and software bills of material (SBOM). Everything you need to know about securing the software supply chain.

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My god I love a man who understands busy adults also love video games

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https://twitter.com/RaphLife/status/1598848218145910784

All games should have a Main Menu item called "Relearn Controls" and it's just a 2 min tutorial. If you haven't played the game in over 2 months, it also asks you if you want to play the Relearn Controls tutorial before you start. Will try to add this to our next game.

Raphael van Lierop (He/Him) (@RaphLife)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 01:16 GMT

Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 05:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/RaphLife/status/1598848218145910784

All games should have a Main Menu item called "Relearn Controls" and it's just a 2 min tutorial. If you haven't played the game in over 2 months, it also asks you if you want to play the Relearn Controls tutorial before you start. Will try to add this to our next game.

Raphael van Lierop (He/Him) (@RaphLife)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 01:16 GMT

sorry something came up and i cant make it today

laicchiato (@laicchiato)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 22:57 GMT

A glimpse into Kanye West’s worst nightmare.

WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣 (@swiftoursonggg)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 00:08 GMT

are the brands coming back yet

Peter Adams (@PatchAdams03)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 13:53 GMT

he was born rich, slathered in taxpayer subsidies, and mythologized by a gullible tech press financially incentivized to prioritize hype over substance hope this helps!

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While we do underestimate the role of luck in business, that can’t really explain Elon Musk’s serial successes, @asymmetricinfo writes. wapo.st/3OMNDp3

Washington Post Opinions (@PostOpinions)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 11:48 GMT

Karl Bode (@KarlBode)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 14:42 GMT

ok i’ve broken through the mental barrier of shitposting here so i guess this is home now?

⚠️warning: be nice to me and i WILL cry [as recently discovered by my manager 😂]

nothing takes the edge off a therapy session like your dog biting your feet the whole way through cause he wants to play

thank goodness the senate found time to deny rail workers a few days of paid sick leave during this brief gap between vacations

Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 22:39 GMT

Just got a confirmed interview time for a super career changing job, and I am so excited. Best news!

Adelaide Gardner 🔜 PAX Unplugged (@ohadelaide)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 20:36 GMT

Please do our job for us and also don’t use our reporting tools, just send a screenshot right to the CEO. It’s a very scalable reporting system. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 20:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/elamin88/status/1598692802862489600

It’s also organically becoming a Taylor Swift subreddit

Elamin Abdelmahmoud (@elamin88)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 14:59 GMT

me trying hard not to zone out while someone is talking to me

introverts memes (@introvertsmemes)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 01:21 GMT

Headed to Disneyland tomorrow and the family is hoping that one of us has an awkward and perhaps sexually charged interaction with Lieutenant Meero where she threatens to put one of us in a cage if we keep following her

Christopher Cantwell (@ifyoucantwell)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 06:11 GMT

Sick days being a perk like health insurance being a benefit just underscores the fact that under capitalism you are a worker first and a living human being second.

Jason Read (@Unemployedneg)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 12:27 GMT