i am not neurotypical or neurodivergent but a secret third thing (i don’t have a brain)

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 04:03 GMT

hey i was gonna pick up a pack of bisexual kn95s, did u need anything?

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 04:09 GMT

i think adult friendships are 100% having the same communication style as someone, all other similarities/differences literally *don't matter*

aubri (@aubrionna)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 05:59 GMT

Sarah Chalke that’s the tweet

Hope Rehak (@HopeRehak)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 21:54 GMT

always use the latest version. except for doing the exact thing you want to do right now

jessica (@JessicaCregg)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 21:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/isserverlessrdy/status/1598033946914062336

Tracy King | traceface.eth (@stack_tracy_)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 16:43 GMT

So far I'm impressed with @Hetzner_Online - much cheaper than DO that I was running on before, and the performance seems much better too! 🎉

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 21:44 GMT

far right: heil hitler far left: rail workers deserve sick pay elon: these are equally bad

Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 03:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/mel_thegreat/status/1598751853759852544

No idea what you're talking about, this movie was great and produced one of the best parody movie posters ever:

Business6 (@GamingWithBiz6)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 04:57 GMT

FINALLY found the commemorative manhole cover celebrating the defeat of the Whitechapel fatberg, after 5 years of looking for it.

GAUDETE CRISTUS IS NAT US (@unfortunatalie)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 18:19 GMT

last night of being 25. it’s been an unexpected rollercoaster ngl. literally had the best and worst days of my life in the last six months alone. strong, wonderful friendships and community have helped me get so far and i’m extremely grateful for the people in my life 🥰💖

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 19:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/zero_chill_tea/status/1599482823605620737

it just now dawned on me that people have been talking about Advent of Code and not Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and a whole lot of tweets are less confusing now

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 19:25 GMT

Got him!

greg (@greg16676935420)Tue, 04 May 2021 18:09 +0000

It feels like the time my brain is most susceptible to getting hyper-focused on a new project idea, is right as I start working on my current project…

Chris M. (@MstrKapowski)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 16:48 GMT

Some of my friends are discussing why Harrison Ford is still playing Indiana Jones but honestly, having an 80-year-old professor not retire is like the most accurate part of the franchise

Carly Maris, PhD (@vintagehistoria)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 17:10 GMT

twitter is biased bc it won't let me post my enemy's dick on main without consent: a 900 part thread

amanda moore's frankensteinian war room (@noturtlesoup17)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 00:13 GMT

cat with confusing auras. (@cat_auras)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 10:49 GMT

His time is up. #JohnWick4 - in theaters & @IMAX March 24.

John Wick: Chapter 4 (@JohnWickMovie)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 23:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/ADMayfield8/status/1599308770449846272

Everyone is different and guess what????? That’s not our business

honeyCoco (@A1Chanda)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 11:46 GMT

My AuDHD ass:

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sorry for being weird, it will happen again

silly little (@ao3tagsbot)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 12:00 GMT

blank (@kefimochi)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 15:40 GMT

We literally live in a society in which many are saying (either verbally or through their actions) "I don't care if vulnerable people die so long as I get to live my life". And yet people get offended when the term "eugenics" is used by those very disabled people?!

Dr Blair Williams🏳️‍🌈♀️💉💉💉💉 (@BlairWilliams26)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 01:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/Just_lavesh/status/1598977717290291200

A

Doomed(rei) (@DoomedRei)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:05 GMT

sorry but that bonk is taking me tf out💀

brando uchiha  (@imhighkeycool)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 03:16 GMT

“You made me do this.”

Empress Wu • NYC/FMTY • ATX 1/19-23 (@TheBitchEmpress)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 15:25 GMT

Great post! I talk about this now and then with my colleagues @getpostman on the Open Technologies team. The push and pull of “meet developers where they are” and “guide developers to where they’re going to be” demands a delicate balance. ⚖️

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so I wrote a thing redmonk.com/jgovernor/2022… turns out @awscloud decided it wanted to be included in the post before i hit publish so it made some relevant announcements at #reinvent today. I will be writing more about this

Reen Vent also @monkchips@mastodon.social (@monkchips)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 23:42 GMT

Kevin Swiber (@kevinswiber)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 18:57 GMT

I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean

Max ⛩️ (@ImSmilingRn)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:02 GMT

I don’t have the energy to put it together but abortion bans, “traditional values”, trad wife propaganda, incels, incest fantasy porn, and Target’s horrible clothing selection are all connected.

niki (@ognikipooh)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:13 GMT

Did you know the #Kubernetes contributor site has recommendations for managing notifications, including @github. Check it out: kubernetes.dev/docs/comms/not…

Chris "Not So" Short 🏡🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@ChrisShort)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 16:12 GMT

A collection of tips, filters, and best practices for managing Mailing List and GitHub notifications.

Just saw someone shorten Head of Engineering to HoE I have never wanted a title more in my life.

Kyle Welch (@kylewelch)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 17:48 GMT

WE"LL DON"T GIVE AWAY YOUR SECRET CODE. Yes, " is a capital '

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this has to be the best feature Apple has ever made

gaut (@0xgaut)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:06 GMT

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 16:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/0xgaut/status/1599148037259264000

What if I told you Android had years before

Shegen - overthrow the banks (@shegenerates)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1599388747849949187

No. This is wrong. There are still FUNDAMENTAL truths. There are still INDISPUTABLE facts. You don’t just get to decide what’s true and what’s not. You can’t “decide” that 2+2=6. You can’t decide that the Holocaust didn’t happen and say that makes it true. This is so dangerous.

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 14:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/benjamineevans/status/1599351558818639872

...which is that on apple it has rounded corners?

Tom (@tbuytaer)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 13:56 GMT

it’s that time of the year!

ˢᵐᵒˡ fox 🌈 (@a_smol_fox)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 05:30 GMT

Omfg

Charlie Girl 🦄 (@TheCharlieGirl)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 04:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1599438450683674624

guess serverless isn't ready

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 17:00 GMT

https://snarfed.org/mastodon_elephant_curious.png https://snarfed.org/mastodon_elephant_curious.png So Mastodon 4 went js;dr, which means it requires JavaScript to render content. That means that …

1830’s Virtual Reality

Historic Vids (@historyinmemes)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 17:48 GMT

Megoosa

𝕿𝖆𝖙𝖘 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖔 𝕳𝖆𝖗𝖉 (@tatsthatgohard)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 14:08 GMT

valve should just release a game called "three" that ties all the loose ends together

tef (job seeking arc) (@tef_ebooks)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 14:22 GMT

Don’t tell too many people about the project. Keep the project a secret and your chances to follow through with it go up by a statistic I made up. So shhhhhh

Distracted Dino (@ADHDinos)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 02:41 GMT

Another day, another tech conference getting dragged online for having an all-male speaker lineup. Like, even if you don't actually give a fuck about the diversity of your event, wouldn't you be sensitive to it just to avoid the drama?

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 14:25 GMT

So disassociated I don’t even know what tasks I’m neglecting

Distracted Dino (@ADHDinos)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 20:34 GMT