I really respect how often my cat demands to be held like a little baby

j ❄ (@silvergelpen)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 13:24 GMT

This morning I look like a market trader from the 80s. “Alright darling! I can do four lamb chops for a quid, and I’ll throw in a Cumberland. Caaam owwwn. It’s a fackin’ spiral of meat mate, what’s not to like?”

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 09:50 GMT

I have celebrated three birthdays this year 🎂

Pauline P. Narvas ⭐ (@paulienuh)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 10:05 GMT

Mythical Man Month Author and Father of the 8-Bit Byte, Fred Brooks, Dies at 91 bit.ly/3Fxhvmt by @shanehastie

InfoQ (@infoq@techhub.social) (@InfoQ)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 10:01 GMT

What a journey 🥹 A big thank to everyone who supported us along the way 💙🐳 #PFNotts #ProjectFunction

Daryl 🇲🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@darylcecile)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 10:54 GMT

I'm emotionally detaching myself from social media

if this week wasn’t a good reminder to have a speaker rider, I don’t know what is.

Taylor Barnett (@taylor_atx)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 05:29 GMT

Steam cleaning brickwork looks satisfying 🧱💨

H0W_THlNGS_W0RK (@HowThingsWork_)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 22:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/taylor_atx/status/1599999527716474881

one example: github.com/katcosgrove/ka…

Taylor Barnett (@taylor_atx)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 05:31 GMT

I would love a show with black witches but they young and turnt like they go to the club & have fun and they got Niggas but they still fight demons all while navigating real life and still being a bad bitch I want one witch in the corporate world

raymonte (@BDTRELILBROTHER)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 17:57 GMT

here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. some apples are delicious, some taste bad. sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. you know what’s the same every time? doritos

Alita: Battle Angel stan account (@punished_picnic)Wed, 09 Sep 2020 01:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1600013940791992320

IT IS FINISHED ULTRABUTTKILL LITERALLY THE LEAST AMOUNT OF WORK I COULD DO TO MAKE AN @ULTRAKILLGAME PROOF OF CONCEPT MOD FOR BUTTPLUGIO. GET .5S OF 100% VIBRATION ON ENEMY COUNT CHANGE (KILL/SPAWN). THIS IS @SHAMMYTV'S FAULT. CODE AT THIS REPO SOON: github.com/buttplugio/but…

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 06:44 GMT

He's in my state, so I feel responsible, as a former acolyte, to let everyone know Dan is a credibly accused sexual assaulter, who has refused to address it & came back to ride Elons peen. Kthx. twitter.com/DanPriceSeattl…

🌻☮️Mɪʟʟɪᴇ 2.0🐀🗽🏳️‍🌈😷 (@Crixiest)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 04:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598090996281413638

So they made you go to their HQ, got you to publicly admit that you lied and you still have to pay them 30%. I see why they’re worth $2.45 trillion and you paid $44 billion for a $10 billion company 😂😂😂.

vivian 🌻 🇺🇸 (@ViviVacca)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 23:59 GMT

Lets fucking do it. Lets fucking normalize therapy by posting

wint (@dril)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 07:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/devdevcharlie/status/1599948523998703616

gonna fix that. Especially if AI tools are trained on open-source repos, there's different patterns used everywhere! Again, it's like we're fooling ourselves thinking we can fix a people problem with tech. We're just gonna have the same issues.

Charlie Gerard 🏳️‍🌈 @devdevcharlie@hachyderm.io (@devdevcharlie)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 02:07 GMT

I don't understand the hype around AI tools to write code like Copilot. I get how it's impressive technically but in terms of "improving productivity", I don't see it, or maybe for prototypes. When I'm slowed down, it's not cause I don't know how to write the code, it's cause I'm

Charlie Gerard 🏳️‍🌈 @devdevcharlie@hachyderm.io (@devdevcharlie)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 02:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/KSeyiA/status/1599882165663121408

Sir…😒

Madi B. l Blue Haired Unicorn 🦄 🏳️‍🌈(she/her) (@corprteUnicorn)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 01:40 GMT

Am I allowed to repost my best performing tweets over a prolonged time span on here and pretend they are original ideas

January me would not believe the fucken life i lived this year lmao

𝖏𝖊𝖘𝖚𝖍𝖘 (@krcius)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 02:25 GMT

People be shocked that sex workers have sex for money, whilst we are shocked that you have sex for free

Grace (@GraceyOutreach)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 21:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/taylor_atx/status/1599816556669992961

Watch out Taylor you’re dangerously close to founding a conference

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 21:45 GMT

I want to see tech talks that show us some kind of weird error message and explain why that had to be a thing.

Taylor Barnett (@taylor_atx)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 17:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/ahidalgosre/status/1599766359616892931

Can someone write an extension that uses some model to detect images of this thing in Tweets and also removes them from my timeline even if the string isn't also included?

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:06 GMT

This should help a little bit.

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 14:03 GMT

Please tell me your main takeaways & lessons from therapy so I don’t have to go 🥺 Lets speedrun this shit!

blank (@kefimochi)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:29 GMT

I need space movie recommendations that are not 2001, The Martian, Apollo 13, or Interstellar.

Andrew (@Cosmic_Andrew1)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 21:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1599925572532342785

more movies need to be about the horrifying madness involved in becoming close to God

Cara (@caraesten)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:37 GMT

Sunshine is the best 7/10 space move that's ever been made imo

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I need space movie recommendations that are not 2001, The Martian, Apollo 13, or Interstellar.

Andrew (@Cosmic_Andrew1)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 21:46 GMT

Cara (@caraesten)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1599925973474246656

oh you're a Protestant that thinks you have a relationship with God? cute, come back when you've murdered 7 people and watched your body begin to crumble into dust in the face of His awesome and terrible power

Cara (@caraesten)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:40 GMT

Releasing my Pokémon back into the wild after beating the elite four, wondering if they’ll be treated like war criminals

Honey (@benegotherit)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 20:45 GMT

it's what she deserves :) twitter.com/dexerto/status…

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Twitch streamer Amouranth opened a gift from an anonymous viewer that included $70,000 in cash, a new iPhone, and a taser

Dexerto (@Dexerto)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 15:22 GMT

cait (@punished_cait)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 18:10 GMT

instagram: look at my new boyfriend twitter: I can't get a boyfriend reddit: my [21F] boyfriend [53M] boyfriend forbids me from going into the basement and has a sock drawer full of missing women's driver's licenses, AITA for being uncomfortable? the wedding is in three hours

Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 11:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/AltHudyy/status/1599786710950215681

Yeah being abused is def ez mode 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Sarah Daniels (@SarahDaniels)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 18:05 GMT

Attached: 1 image 💚🤖 My wife bought me an amazing 3D-printed Android for becoming a GDE He's awesome 🥲 best present (and wife) ever!

Attached: 2 images yesterday i took the train to manchester to see one of my favourite humans in the whole world for a couple of hours, and it was so lovely! this is a reminder to hold your besties close, cause you might end up in different countries 🥹

https://twitter.com/Jacksepticeye/status/1599460830860361728

Tadamichi (@Wubbayama)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 01:42 GMT

Some bloke- “Do you like fish? You look like a pink fish in that mask” Me “I can take my mask off but you’re still an ugly fucker.”

Lisa #SafeEdForAll (@Sandyboots2020)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 08:50 GMT

Oh, fuff! I don't get all up in your business when you upgrade your bazooms! That's because my bazooms don't put anyone's life in danger! Done broke my spine. Nice rack, though. Thank you, Scruffy. #Futurama

Futurama Quotes (@QuotesFuturama)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 22:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrMekzy_/status/1599381847921676291

I'm a nurse. I worked Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and day for the last 3 years for a whole lot less! Yet, no one thinks that special. No one has ever thanked me.

Mary Kent (@MaryKen31787792)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 02:53 GMT

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vacuum is the worlds fastest OpenAPI 3, OpenAPI 2 / Swagger linter and quality analysis tool. Built in go, it tears through API specs faster than you can think. vacuum is compatible with Spectral r...

https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1599322081413718017

nevermind ignore me this is amazing

qdot (@qDot)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 04:08 GMT