the last thing this website needs is more fucking words

𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 (@thatsgoodweb)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 15:43 GMT

The thing about Twitter is that you can’t write your way out of an uncharitable misunderstanding, and you can’t bullshit your way out of perfectly valid criticism.

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the last thing this website needs is more fucking words

𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 (@thatsgoodweb)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 15:43 GMT

Babadook Badonkadonk (@MiekoGavia)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 04:51 GMT

Everything feels pretty bad online so does anyone want to see some of my deranged nightmare pottery? This is Potrick:

Alicia Lutes (@alicialutes)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 23:17 GMT

It's the most wonderful time of the year. ❄️ #r4today

Sam Brook (@SlothBracelet)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 07:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1602465015441010688

And now this too:

Medias_#MeidasMightyⓂ️Ⓜ️🇺🇸🌊🌈 (@gemluvr257)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 00:51 GMT

If Elon Musk can waste all his money on a company he doesn't understand and then get booed by a stadium of people for 10 minutes and still think he is doing a good job then you can believe in yourself for a bit.

TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 09:17 GMT

BREAKING: Twitter has dissolved its Trust & Safety Council in its entirety, per a new internal email. The Council focused on Online Safety and Harassment, Human and Digital Rights, Suicide Prevention and Mental Health, Child Sexual Exploitation, and Dehumanization on Twitter.

MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 00:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1602465015441010688

So Musk wants child porn back again?

Tim Thomas 🌶️ (@timdthomas)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 00:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1602288393261547520

weird that you didn’t include who did it??? can you clarify that?

pudding person (@JUNlPER)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 19:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/PatrickKingsley/status/1486618017639378946

English has an active voice, a passive voice, and a secret unlockable exhonerative voice that only journalists who are describing cops and soldiers actions use

seneris (@SenerisYt)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 21:49 GMT

Just had to open a bank account and then enter its details in an HR system and an expenses system and I just want to Terraform it all?

Matt Turner (@mt165)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 10:23 GMT

Attached: 1 image Being a conference speaker is so glamorous! Check out the view from this hotel bar 🌴

Something trivial that needs to still be said: Your software architecture will be better for maintenance and reliability if the person making the architectural decisions is also a person who will write the code, and will be a person oncall when that code is deployed.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 16:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/ThatDCfan/status/1602191366074810371

Personally not a fan of the movie but the cinematography was PHENOMENAL

Yamato (@No1YamatoFan)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 10:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/sw_holocron/status/1602141419094810627

I respectfully disagree. This is the best SW poster.

Leslie Tarkin✝️ (@LeslieATarkin)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 04:03 GMT

The last Let’s Architect! Post of the year! 💵 Optimizing the cost of your AWS architecture 💵 We explore cost optimization and ideas on how to rethink your AWS workloads, providing suggestions that span from compute to data transfer #aws #awscosts aws.amazon.com/blogs/architec…

Laura J Hyatt (@LauraJHyatt)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 17:07 GMT

Trying to frame a gay man as a pedophile for saying Grindr should make the platform safer so underaged users connect with other underaged users is wild twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Rayyvana (Theta Female) (@RayyvanaTTV)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 23:31 GMT

Girls should bring up astrology on a first date. Not because it’s an accurate measure of compatibility, but because it self-identifies men who are arrogant, condescending, and incapable of entertaining opinions they disagree with.

Schrödinger’s Brat (@SchrodingrsBrat)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 15:56 GMT

Now this is how to write about Musk jezebel.com/elon-musk-yell…

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 19:59 GMT

TWITTER FILES PART SEVEN I read all of the twitter T&Cs and not a single one of them says you *can't* incite a riot at the Capitol to overthrow the Constitution of the United States. In this two-hundred thread article with six breaks for deleted tweets, I will show that

@Pwnallthethings@mastodon.social (@pwnallthethings)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 20:27 GMT

Hate to break it to you but when the richest people on Earth tell you the real problems are pronouns and wokeness they are trying to distract you from something

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 17:22 GMT

If I’d left Twitter, I couldn’t be here with all of you celebrating Elon Musk getting booed at a Chapelle concert. It’s the little things that make this site worth it.

Victor LaValle (@victorlavalle)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 17:15 GMT

I truly dislike the notion that “most of the wins you see posted online are fake so you should be happy with your life”. That’s coddling insecurity instead of addressing it. The truth is, some ppl really are winning and you need to learn to be happy with your life regardless.

Kira J (@IamKiraJ)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 21:10 GMT

Elon chuckled. "You mean the apartheid emeralds?" twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Cordula 🇵🇷 (@cordy_fox)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 15:47 +0000

Elon Musk chuckled. "You mean the Apartheid Emeralds?"

Allergic to my own Swag (@coherentstates)Mon, 08 Feb 2021 01:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1358582807333900292

I like the way you think

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Elon chuckled. "You mean the apartheid emeralds?" twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Cordula 🇵🇷 (@cordy_fox)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 15:47 +0000

Cordula 🇵🇷 (@cordy_fox)Mon, 08 Feb 2021 22:38 GMT

Contribute to aidansteele/ima.ge.cx development by creating an account on GitHub.

Heartwarming! This 2-year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn't cover it. So, a high school robotics team burned down the insurer's headquarters

qntmyrrh (@qntm)Wed, 07 Oct 2020 15:11 +0000

the woke snow preventing me from driving my gran to the hospital. thanks corbyn

HK (@HKesvani)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 09:34 GMT

I don’t understand banking titles

Will Lawrence ✍️ (@will_lawrenceTO)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 22:17 GMT

Today I finally made the frontend for a project I did 80% of back in July. It's ima.ge.cx and it's a way to browse the contents of Docker images without needing to pull them to your computer. It works but has a bunch of bugs because I am not a full-stack dev. 1/5

Aidan W Steele (@__steele)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 09:45 GMT

Shout to whoever started the Die Hard/Christmas debate. You have wasted a significant portion of my life.

Sam Strong 🧀 (@RapidOwl)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 10:09 GMT

Vaccinate your kids, i’m not running a fucking daycare down here

Satan (@s8nstan)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 01:41 GMT

tis the season to fantasize about living in kate winslet’s cottage in the holiday

keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 22:46 GMT

there are two genders based on SCIENCE, also this cookie is a MAN and I’ll lose my shit if you tell me otherwise

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mstdn.social) (@lolennui)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 03:50 GMT

there’s no funnier caricature of masculinity than the Him from “holiday gifts for him.” he doesn’t drink any liquid but whiskey. he’s got 20 watches on each wrist. if he saw a single texture other than leather he would throw one of his pocket knives at it.

the moon’s wife (@bookishseawitch)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 20:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1600626775150759936

I recently invited a friend to an event that takes place during the 10 days in 1582 that don’t actually exist due to a Papal edict modifying the calendar

Randall Munroe (@xkcd)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 03:14 GMT

Four and a half minutes ago, I did not realise that Sweden has a Christmas tradition of arson against an enormous hay goat, and now I am watching a 24-hour livestream of a wicker-man goat 900 miles away like my life depends on it. I will never know peace again.

Dr Abigail Boucher (@DrAbbyBoucher)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 19:24 GMT

Happy Holidays

Safely Endangered (@EndangeredComic)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 16:24 GMT

JOSE and JWT Vulnerability Tracker

https://twitter.com/HeadhunterMatt/status/1602170823418466304

LMAOOO WHAT

Cory (@TheeDoombringer)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 05:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1602113254360162304

“Forcing your pronouns upon others” - what the frack does this even mean? Nobody is forcing anything on anyone. Respecting people’s choice of pronouns is just a nice thing to do. It costs you nothing and shows respect for your fellow humans. Nobody is “ostracized” by this.

Brandon Paddock (@BrandonLive)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 01:37 GMT

Hope everyone in the infosec field is updating their threat models to include potential future owners of the company

cliff kringle (@moonpolysoft)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 01:40 GMT