You will not expect the answer

Nicholas Mwangangi (@Sankarasson)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 09:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1600741813522161664

It's never too late to Stan the grinch imo 😤

Booleon Boss Babe 🎄 Holly Jolly Edition (@Raantuva)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 07:10 GMT

Autistic urge to relate & sympathize with Grinch since you were a teen

blank (@kefimochi)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 06:35 GMT

One of the (many) things I'm really proud of at @incident_io is how the team are honest when projects are off track and immediately swarm to regroup, course correct and keep momentum high. Comms clear throughout. I also *love* @linear's project tracking feature ❤️

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:55 GMT

Really appreciated a prompt from Alicia (our EM) yesterday to regroup and change our goals rather than keep feeling like we were running behind. Setting goals can be a great tool to keep people accountable, but it’s important to adjust them if the goalposts move.

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One of the (many) things I'm really proud of at @incident_io is how the team are honest when projects are off track and immediately swarm to regroup, course correct and keep momentum high. Comms clear throughout. I also *love* @linear's project tracking feature ❤️

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:55 GMT

Lawrence Jones (@lawrjones)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 07:06 GMT

Attached: 1 image YESSSSS. I’ll figure out how to distribute them soon. (I want to offer them for cost of postage. Any tips for how I can do this without having to deal with VAT?)

Content warning: ADHD

same sis

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LANA DEL REY IS COMING

LDR Crave (@LDRCRAVE)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 15:23 GMT

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 22:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/jakefarrington/status/1475163604928241665

“And I CHOKED Sparky too!”

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 17:56 GMT

MERRY CHOKEMAS! The following thread is a definitive list of everyone from 2021 who can CHOKE ME: How to say this in a way you’ll understand… FUCK! CHOKE ME, Brett Goldstein!

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 17:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/jakefarrington/status/1342967130589839360

Derek, I’d let you CHOKE me in ANY Place!

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 22:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/jakefarrington/status/1600510652639870976

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MERRY CHOKEMAS! The following thread is a definitive list of everyone from 2020 who can CHOKE ME: A CHOKE from Rahul Kohli would be perfectly splendid!

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 22:54 GMT

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 15:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/jakefarrington/status/1342967143495655424

Like HELL I’d go to the Galápagos when I could stay here and get CHOKED!!

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 22:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/1600543106629181440

People are like, "Why are you worried, Hank?" lol

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 17:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/jakefarrington/status/1342967108322217990

What’s better than The Perfect Egg Sandwich™? This perfect foursome CHOKING ME TO OBLIVION.

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 22:54 GMT

Me to the Evri driver who claims he's attempted to deliver to my address 6 times

Ste 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇳🇪🇺♿️ (@Steveoswheels)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 20:58 GMT

There should be a warning/ option in the UK when buying something like: “the only delivery option is Hermes/ Evri, are you sure you still want to buy this?”

FriendlyMachine (@FriendIyMachine)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 09:21 GMT

BREAKING: Matt Hancock reveals he was forced to step down as an MP because the humiliating act of eating a kangaroo's penis on national TV somehow failed to save his political career 😭

Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody (@LKTranslator)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 17:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1600469184755822597

Good question, why didn’t you do this Jack?

Jungle Inc XRP, DOT, ETH, ATOM, ALGO, NEAR #MMG (@jungleincxrp)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 13:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1600469184755822597

Hold up. Aren’t YOU the one who started all this censorship shit on the platform in the first place Jack? You had plenty of time to do what you’re proposing now. You might want to sit this one out bro.

Maj Toure (@MAJTOURE)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 13:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1600469184755822597

.@jack implies that if he was still in charge, he would've released the embarrassing emails showing how content was banned for political reasons. This, of course, ignores the fact that it happened on Jack's watch, and he did nothing about it. Where was trust & transparency then?

Joel M. Petlin (@Joelmpetlin)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 15:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1600469184755822597

You don't get a say anymore. You had the ability to do this and failed to do so. The last thing you should be doing is giving advice on a topic where you lacked the courage to take a stand on.

Ando Niko (@therealandoniko)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 12:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1600469184755822597

How about you keep your mouth shut for this one Jack

Adam Crigler (@AdamCrigler)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 13:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1600469184755822597

Yeah Jack... why didn't you?

Styxhexenhammer666 (@Styx666Official)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 15:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1600537688930910208

but that would require a laywer to review and redact and apparently we can't have that

@truebe@mastodo.ng (@truebe)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 17:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1600537688930910208

The doxxing will continue until morale improves!

✨Saurosaur✨ (@Nud3ants)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 17:21 GMT

It’s the end of the year. You know what that means. Tweeting me your Annual performance reviews for your pets. Did they meet expectations, exceed expectations or fail to meet expectations? Please leave a picture of your non-human resource below with their performance review.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 18:35 GMT

When we see the splits between non college educated whites and college educated whites, remember that college is where many are exposed to Black people as social and intellectual peers for the first time. And remember that GOP is desperate to get rid of affirmative action.

Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 01:19 GMT

b i g l o o p

fucked up looking food (@fuckedupfoods)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 01:05 GMT

I am sad to hear about Ted Cruz’s kid self-harming. But I’m more sad about how Ted Cruz didn’t seem to give a shit about how many other people’s kids self-harm because he’s actively working to deny them health care. Those chickens have come home to roost.

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 12:17 GMT

fucked up looking food (@fuckedupfoods)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 03:00 GMT

hello kitty cake

fucked up looking food (@fuckedupfoods)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 22:00 GMT

Super cool to see something that you build / contributed to out in the wild

Alex Vernacchia (@vernacchia)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 09:56 GMT

Thanks @DVSAgovuk for making me feel so confident when trying to pass the test

Alex Vernacchia (@vernacchia)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 10:48 GMT

This article is entirely why I don't accept the "cost of moving money around" argument for crypto. That argument appears to be solely based on the US financial system which is, along with so many other things like policing & healthcare, a long way behind other parts of the world

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Crypto regulation/stablecoins: UK aims to rein in alternative currencies on.ft.com/3h5wnyM | opinion

Financial Times (@FT)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 14:59 GMT

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 09:33 GMT

Brian Wisti profile: nownownow.com/p/2ugf @brianwisti

sites with /now (@NowNowNow)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 08:00 GMT

Putin is a big supporter of JK Rowling and “gender critical” transphobia in the UK

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Terrifying development in Russia for LGBTQ+ people this morning. Vladimir Putin has signed a new law effectively outlawing "public expression of LGBTQ+ behavior." Texas is considering similar laws targeted at transgender people in the United States with HB708.

Erin Reed (@ErinInTheMorn)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 14:56 GMT

Dr Natacha Kennedy (She/her) 🏳️‍⚧️ (@natachakennedy)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 08:00 GMT

Yes, I still work at Twitter.

Leah Culver (@leahculver)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 00:53 GMT

you become a senior dev when you realize you can't rip out every piece of legacy code that annoys you and you just have to live with it

Ben Awad (@benawad)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 15:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/ThrowbacksGaga/status/1599705140130246658

(That word is very outdated, "intersex" is more appropriate.)

Kati Knitt 🐀🦀 (@KatiKnitt)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 21:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/ThrowbacksGaga/status/1599705140130246658

This ⬆️ and this ⬇️ are my top two interview moments of all time tbh

🦁 (@BadBoiDeluxe)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 18:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/BadBoiDeluxe/status/1599828111389908992

"Just between you and me" [CNN cameras rolling]

#1 All American Billy Rymer Enthusiast (@ASCIIM0V)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 09:38 GMT

12 years ago today, Lady Gaga said this instead of denying rumors that she was a hermaphrodite.

Gaga Throwbacks - Fan (@ThrowbacksGaga)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 10:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/1596899676975812608

Once upon a time in Hollywood. The worst. And longest.

Hayabusa Pilot 336 (@goturwhipp)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 16:19 GMT

wait till they find out that Fauci himself worked in the Trump Administration.

farhad manjoo (@fmanjoo)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 02:48 GMT