This is actually very fitting because cops would 100% incarcerate the grinch before they'd ever teach him to love the holiday spirit.

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Grinch caught by Hinesburg Police wcax.com/2022/12/23/gri… #vt

Channel 3 News (@wcax)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 22:30 GMT

☆Navi☆ (@MystletainnNavi)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 14:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/sorrelkj/status/1607244943982235653

if they arrested the grinch the story would be such a bummer. because cops are a bummer

sorrel kerr-jung (@sorrelkj)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 05:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/sorrelkj/status/1607244943982235653

IN MY TOWN WE HAVE THIS GIANT ASS DINOSAUR STARUE IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN AND EVERY YEAR THEY MAKE IT EAT THE GRINCH

Jack Seriani (@JackVitae)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 23:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/sorrelkj/status/1607244943982235653

The grinch was all like "oh I get it it's a community and not just a consumerist thing that exists specifically to trigger my misophonia every year" and got invited to the lunch and presumably given earplugs as gifts every year.

KM "1 billion antibodies in a trenchcoat" Krone (@KMKrone_writes)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 03:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/sorrelkj/status/1607244943982235653

The Grinch actually saved Christmas in the movie because if he hadn't stolen the presents in the first place the town wouldn't have shed the consumerist nature the holiday had taken on under capitalism, but people only remember him for being a hater 🤣

Rhyme (@Marching_Ants_)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 09:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/sorrelkj/status/1607245135875813376

you’re supposed to sing sweet songs to the grinch and offer him a place at the christmas dinner table not put him in jail. what the hell

sorrel kerr-jung (@sorrelkj)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 05:22 GMT

Attached: 1 image My work 'Secret Santa' present just arrived a little late but it's spot on 😍 What a great gift 😊

so godaddy runs a brilliant new scam where if your domain name expires, they purchase it, park it, and then pretend someone else bought it and make you bargain via a “godaddy broker” to get it back. their “suggested starting bid” for our indie game’s website was $2-4,000

Katie Chironis (@kchironis)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 21:59 GMT

wow what's next. pussy eating green beans

podcast in bio ben flores (@limitlessjest)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 03:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1607999709217431553

he really saw tesla stock have the worst day in it’s history and he was like “how could i make tomorrow even worse”

pudding person (@JUNlPER)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 07:28 GMT

I wish folks could connect the corporate greed that lead to Southwest airlines having a holiday implosion and climate change that drove the weather to be catastrophic across so many states. It’s all connected. If we allow it to continue, those catastrophes will only get bigger.

Karla Monterroso is on Mastodon and Post (@karlitaliliana)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 17:57 GMT

curl -w certs daniel.haxx.se/blog/2022/12/2… - curl can now output the server certificates in PEM format

daniel:// stenberg:// (@bagder)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 08:17 GMT

Leave my stable job in the cave identifying shadows on the wall to face the world as it really is? In this economy??

Existential Comics (@existentialcoms)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 01:18 GMT

This MF giving all his money to Elon.

tim (fuck your checkmark) (@denvercoder)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 08:39 GMT

is anybody else dealing with chronic fatigue and if so how do u deal w it asking for a friend ofc

regan (@reegannotraygan)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 00:59 GMT

This. I felt burnt out but I am not burnt out, I can do everything that I have to do, it's just this constant extreme fatigue that prevents me from going above what I have to do.

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is anybody else dealing with chronic fatigue and if so how do u deal w it asking for a friend ofc

regan (@reegannotraygan)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 00:59 GMT

Anaïs Urlichs Ⓥ (@urlichsanais)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 08:44 GMT

This is what the transphobic moral panic over toilets gets you: not safety for women, but women who don't fit feminine stereotypes being harassed and made to feel unsafe. itv.com/news/central/2…

Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 08:21 GMT

chaya raichik aka @libsoftiktok revealed her face on tucker carlson today. we can now identify her in this video from the january 6 insurrection

matt (@mattxiv)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 20:39 GMT

holy shit

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Okay, the buttplug io thing but with it's a vs mode in Warioware where you beat a minigame and gain vibe charges (intensity based on difficulty and speed of microgame) to use on your opponent while they try to beat a microgame to use vibe charges on you.

BroRekord🔞 (@BroRekord)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 21:37 GMT

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 21:39 GMT

The southwest situation is so unfortunate. But the idea that software for a company like southwest is incredibly outdated and is one bad day away from colossal failure is not particularly surprising. It’s hard to convince people to invest in something that’s “working”.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 21:07 GMT

.@SouthwestAir took $3.7B in federal aid from 2020-21. It’s CEO got a pay raise to a $9.1M package in 2022. Yet Southwest employees are working 16 hour shifts & threatened w/termination if they refuse overtime or call in sick. Socialism for the wealthy. Capitalism for workers.

twitter.com/npr/status/160…

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Southwest has canceled another 2,500 flights so far on Tuesday. People now find themselves stranded at airports across the country, with little idea of when they can get home or where their bags are. n.pr/3WHka3b

NPR (@NPR)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 15:14 GMT

Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 17:40 GMT

a thread about my necklace and its importance to me 🧵

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 18:56 GMT

I always grew up hearing about deer 'shedding their velvet' and thought it sounded super gentle and lame. 'Sounds lame' I used to say as a kid. 'Not metal at all' I'd say

𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁 𝗖 ❁ (@mattcrotts)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 03:37 GMT

people wondering why the one is eating itself, deer will also eat live birds and dead fish and rabbits when they get the chance and have been observed eating human remains and even other dead deer. they're herbivores unless they don't feel like it

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I always grew up hearing about deer 'shedding their velvet' and thought it sounded super gentle and lame. 'Sounds lame' I used to say as a kid. 'Not metal at all' I'd say

𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁 𝗖 ❁ (@mattcrotts)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 03:37 GMT

🌿 stick 🌿 (@briggityboppity)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 16:33 GMT

Bring Back Blogging chriscoyier.net/2022/12/26/bri…

Chris Coyier (@chriscoyier)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 21:33 GMT

Wild realizing how much of a factor my dad being retired was in eating home cooked meals 3x daily growing up because who has the goddamn TIME

j ❄ (@silvergelpen)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 18:19 GMT

I just wrote the following on a GitHub issue. I don't understand why people have not learned this yet: ⚠️ NEVER SEND POTENTIAL SECURITY ISSUES PUBLICLY. If the security issue is concrete, it also poses all the users at risk because the maintainers might not have time to act.

Matteo Collina (@matteocollina)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 17:04 GMT

My mom, struggling with dementia to my 92 year old father - "I can't remember your name but I know I love you and you take very good care of me."

Jack Boot (@IamJackBoot)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 04:08 GMT

i'm dying that they just ended up introducing another really, really embarrassing ratio for tweets

cait (@punished_cait)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 02:07 GMT

Last night watching the first little bit of Star Wars with Max, with his new LEGO X-Wing we built, he asked innocently, did you have anything like this when you were a kid? “No buddy, my dad never would’ve taken the time to help me with something like this.” “Oh…” Max (1/2)

Chris "Not So" Short @ChrisShort@hachyderm.io (@ChrisShort)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 15:39 GMT

A small sneak preview of the first post I'm working on for my refreshed website👇

Akash Goswami 🎅🏽 (@akashgoswami_)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 13:30 GMT

Leia: Lost her WHOLE home planet, family, and her own execution. Luke: Lost someone he knew for a day or two. #StarWars

Chris "Not So" Short @ChrisShort@hachyderm.io (@ChrisShort)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 13:49 GMT

Woke Twitter, i remember someone told me that we shouldn’t refer to women who don’t want Children as “childless” anymore, cos the “less” makes it seem like a negative thing. Does anyone know what the new terminology is?…..And may I suggest “financially-happier” or “Not-As-tired”

London Hughes (@TheLondonHughes)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 20:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/rosred79/status/1607501094678061056

Omg what an amazing analogy! I’m just simply “not cold”… I love it. ❤️

London Hughes (@TheLondonHughes)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 23:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheLondonHughes/status/1607477881793581056

Childfree. (I have 3. Children are the best if you want children. I adore mine. But it’s like jumpers. If you’re not cold and someone makes you wear a jumper, it’s fucking hideous. If you are cold, it’s perfect. How do we understand this about knitware but not kids?)

Rosalind (@rosred79)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 22:18 GMT

Bolognese are coming Bolognese are coming

Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn)Wed, 10 Nov 2021 12:21 GMT

I do ♥ vim's editing power. Wanted to make a mass edit across hundreds of blocks in dozens of files. 1) Identify: :vimgrep /pattern/ **/*.html 2) make bulk change :cdo «copy the line to the target, modify it as desired, return to previous line, remove portion» 3) save :wa

Tim Chase (@gumnos)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 02:14 GMT

This substitution totally makes sense.

Shen Ye (@shen)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 11:42 GMT

'tis the season to reroll your creds and set up 2fa if you haven't, because twitter was breached

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 00:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1607535015956742144

if you're a LastPass user it's time to roll alllll your creds

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 03:20 GMT

my phone be so dry i get more emails than text

jay ✰ (@jayythewave)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:31 GMT

I'm 11 years older than Danny Glover when he said he was getting too old for this shit.

Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 23:43 GMT