is there such a thing as a work therapist? if there isn’t, there should be

yesterday i realised that i’m at least 6% less depressed than i have been for a long time. go brain!

web frontend for git, written in go. Contribute to icyphox/legit development by creating an account on GitHub.

during this holiday please pray for me specifically, a man who is desperately trying to write a Some More News script about Elon Musk's terrible decisions for Twitter and keeps having to update it every fucking day

David C Bell (@MovieHooligan)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 19:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

Regardless of the outcome, this is the most insecure tweet any of us will ever live to see

lauren (@NotABigJerk)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

Depends who you get to run it ! 🤔

Tom Anderson (@myspacetom)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 02:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/JeanCLoftus/status/1604883306075500544

shut up you soggy muppet literally no one was talking about joe brandon or the election

sapphic murder hole🐀 (@homosupremacy69)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 17:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

I was the first person on Twitter to vote and tell Elon Musk to step down as head of Twitter

David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

People are voting in a different way.

Eric Garcia (@EricG1247)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

Elon I’m at the movie theatre seeing avatar and because my fingers are greasy from popcorn I misclicked and accidentally clicked yes but meant to click no so can you please make sure to change my vote when you do the final tally?

greg (@greg16676935420)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:30 GMT

"Everybody should quit twitter now" Excuse me? I'm sorry I am not quitting in the midst of the funniest shit I've ever seen, a 51 year old man who has been awake for 6 weeks microdosing meth and tagging in his mommy while the Bone Saw guys close in. Couldn't pay me to miss this.

Ed Burmila (@edburmila)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:42 GMT

shite, forgot to put the recycling bin out again. Will the neighbours noticed if I run around putting some of my cardboard in their bins? Let's find out.

We are running our very first Gameday in work, it's really cool seeing people trying to solve the issue we introduced into our staging environment :D

Almost 20 years later and Buddy (Will Ferrell) still sticks to the four main food groups… candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup. 🤣 #Elf #FallonTonight

The Tonight Show (@FallonTonight)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604623424164282368

Yep, he already has the new CEO picked out. Elon will retire to being Chairman of the Board and Tweeter.

Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:46 GMT

Ahahahahhahahaha

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:22 GMT

Oh this is *priceless* Put all your tweets onto the web archive... The Wayback Machine

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A further addendum to the Twitter-leavers: If, like me, you've got a LOT of tweets that you don't really want to lose forever, please consider uploading them up to the Web Archive, aka, The Wayback Machine. Details on how to do that are right here: help.archive.org/help/how-to-ar…

James Whatley (@Whatleydude)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 21:56 GMT

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1604604474286571520

Brutal. Hilarious. Inevitable.

Arlan 👊🏾 (@ArlanWasHere)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:46 GMT

Life comes at you fast

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1604604474286571520

big mean girls energy on elon's part

Andrew Hedges (@segdeha)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:29 GMT

Wow @paulg got suspended, brutal

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:28 GMT

Guys a link tree is just a web page with links. You can do that on any website. Make a neocities page for it or something. Here’s the code: <ul> <li><a href=“https://linkurl”>link name</a></li> <li><a href=“https://linkurl2”>link name</a></li> </ul>

Eve Harms (@EveHarmsWrites)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:14 GMT

Conservative Self-Owns (@ConSelfOwns)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 18:47 GMT

Mommy's here to support you when running cargo~ ❤️ Just `cargo install cargo-mommy` and she'll take care of you~ ❤️ You can set CARGO_MOMMYS_LITTLE in your environment to any affectionate term you want, and be mommy's little boy or mommy's little kitten~ ❤️

Aria the Cat (@Gankra_)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 07:05 GMT

Always fun to see a PR you totally forgot about being merged .. even weeks or months later

Kris Buytaert (@KrisBuytaert)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 07:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

You feckless coward; you small excuse for a man; you space Karen manchild. Leaders lead; they don’t abide by poorly devised popularity votes.

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 02:13 GMT

highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it’s difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit

Keifer (@DannyVegito)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 06:15 GMT

starting to get why the violinists stayed at the titanic. imagine the screaming matches there. the captain feeling challenged for crashing into an iceberg and asking in tears if he should resign. some weirdos taking the water out with buckets. must have been beautiful

laura (@freezydorito)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 08:37 GMT

Attached: 1 image Twitter simply deleted the Tweets from yesterday and the “Social Platforms Policy” page. 😂

The recent Twitter meltdown reminds me of the last leg of Freenode, an Open-Source IRC network. It has been subject to a hostile takeover, and the new "owner" tried to force "free speech" rules onto everyone.... (cont...) 🧵

Sos Sosowski (@Sosowski)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 10:00 GMT

Oh. twitter.com/twittersupport…

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https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604531261791522817

Specifically, we will remove accounts created solely for the purpose of promoting other social platforms and content that contains links or usernames for the following platforms: Facebook, Instagram, Mastodon, Truth Social, Tribel, Nostr and Post.

Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 17:37 GMT

tumblr dot com the website and app (@tumblr)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 19:37 GMT

Twitter has been suspending people not just for linking to webpages Musk doesn't like, but for linking to webpages that link to those. Now they're extending this to social networks and pages that link to them or imply a link. They literally just banned the entire web.

Kevin Marks 🏠kevinmarks.com xoxo.zone/@KevinMarks (@kevinmarks)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 18:51 GMT

Jason Lengstorf ⚡️ (@jlengstorf)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 20:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/DavidWells/status/1604575831405101056

That’s what the “fediverse” is about. And why it’s better than Post or others. It’s a spec. Don’t like Mastodon? Add ActivityPub to your blog. Use Pleroma, whatever you like!

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 20:48 GMT

Any attempt to remove my tweets that link to my other social media accounts, not violating any law, would actually make #twitter an editorial media, and no longer a social media platform, with civil and criminal liability for *any* illegal content therein. help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-p…

Éric Freyssinet (@ericfreyss)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 18:04 GMT

Elon Musk including Truth Social and not Parler in his new illegal anti-compete clause tells us it is only based on his hurt feelers

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 20:49 GMT

🫣

Facebook (@facebook)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 16:50 GMT

In an attempt to prevent people linking to banned social media sites, Twitter is now scanning for common URL defanging techniques (i.e. urlhere[.]com). So if you're in infosec and use these methods to share malicious urls safely for research, be aware it may now trigger a ban.

Marcus Hutchins (@MalwareTechBlog)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 20:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/1604546204573974529

I came across this issue, too - I talked to the owner of the bot that creates these profiles and he was, to put it mildly, a jerk. I've learned many Mastodon instances block these "birdsite"/"bridge" instances, at least.

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 20:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604531261791522817

“That’s the bad one!”

Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 19:05 GMT

This is the biggest possible advertisement for Mastodon, delivered in an attempt to counter exactly that. Absolutely unhinged decision.

twitter.com/twittersupport…

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Specifically, we will remove accounts created solely for the purpose of promoting other social platforms and content that contains links or usernames for the following platforms: Facebook, Instagram, Mastodon, Truth Social, Tribel, Nostr and Post.

Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 17:37 GMT

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 20:59 GMT

Why is it impossible to find a backpack that: 1. Looks good 2. Has a padded laptop sleeve (can fit a 15" MacBook Pro) 3. Is durable I loved my Everlane one (it fit so much stuff), but a cat peed on it, and it was irredeemable. And they don't make it any more :( Recs?

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 20:53 GMT

Tired: linking to your forbidden decentralized networking profile Wired: linking to your forbidden decentralized networking protocol w3.org/TR/activitypub/ ban me birdsite daddy

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this is great, this new policy of not allowing promoting other social networks is good I am part of the problem please ban me @elonmusk for co-authoring activitypub, the protocol used by, as you say, "masturbateodon" nothing could make me happier ban me birdsite daddy

octodon.social/@cwebber (Christine Lemmer-Webber) (@dustyweb)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 18:22 GMT

octodon.social/@cwebber (Christine Lemmer-Webber) (@dustyweb)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 21:00 GMT

this is great, this new policy of not allowing promoting other social networks is good I am part of the problem please ban me @elonmusk for co-authoring activitypub, the protocol used by, as you say, "masturbateodon" nothing could make me happier ban me birdsite daddy

octodon.social/@cwebber (Christine Lemmer-Webber) (@dustyweb)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 18:22 GMT

This is the clearest declaration of weakness I’ve ever seen from a major US tech platform, and a transparent declaration of anticompetitive intent that a GC would set themselves on fire to prevent (if somebody had that job at Twitter).

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https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604531261791522817

Specifically, we will remove accounts created solely for the purpose of promoting other social platforms and content that contains links or usernames for the following platforms: Facebook, Instagram, Mastodon, Truth Social, Tribel, Nostr and Post.

Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 17:37 GMT

Alex Stamos (@alexstamos)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 17:49 GMT