literally the most divorced man in history

matt (@mattxiv)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 17:32 GMT

If you’re walking into public spaces without a mask on, you’re non-consensually imposing your risk model onto other people, and it isn’t a cool or community-minded attitude to hold.

trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Wed, 14 Dec 2022 02:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/DaranDark/status/1602572313945427968

this is considered essentially coerced assimilation, it sucks

Gabe Gurwin (@GamingAngelGabe)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 17:12 GMT

lol this wouldn't even have been particularly notable imo if he hadn't specifically and gratuitously made a big deal about how he wouldn't

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Twitter has permabanned Jack Sweeney, who ran the Elon Jets account (also banned)

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Wed, 14 Dec 2022 19:40 GMT

flglmn (@flglmn)Wed, 14 Dec 2022 19:54 GMT

Twitter has permabanned Jack Sweeney, who ran the Elon Jets account (also banned)

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Wed, 14 Dec 2022 19:40 GMT

Elon is going to force users to share their private location data while banning the account that reposted publicly available flight data. This is a massive change and the FTC absolutely needs to get involved.

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Wed, 14 Dec 2022 13:31 GMT

Elon Musk is now explicitly encouraging his 120 million followers to start following QAnon. Put differently, Elon Musk is encouraging his 120 million followers to join a domestic terrorism movement.

Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D (@RVAwonk)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 02:28 GMT

It looks like @elonmusk has killed the account that was tracking the location of his jet (using publicly available information) @ElonJet

Donie O'Sullivan (@donie)Wed, 14 Dec 2022 13:08 GMT

It really can't be overstated just how much of a shameless liar Elon is

Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 20:57 GMT

Dave Chappelle when the crowd started booing Elon

David Dennis Jr. (@DavidDTSS)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 13:20 GMT

I have now successfully ratioed Elon Musk.

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 15:39 GMT

Elon Musk Receives Experimental Neuralink Implant In Attempt To Delete Memory Of Being Booed bit.ly/3YfFWfz

The Onion (@TheOnion)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 20:22 GMT

So this was a lie. Elon just banned the account that posts his publicly available flight data. Nothing this man says can ever be trusted.

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Wed, 14 Dec 2022 12:45 GMT

📢 Introducing JUST 🚀 Just is a command line toolkit for developing @springboot applications: 👉 just.maciejwalkowiak.com It's like a superpower for 🍃Spring - makes you not only faster developer but also a happier person! Lets dive into Just features 🧵

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Wed, 14 Dec 2022 09:17 GMT

Command Line toolkit for developing Spring Boot applications

Mum and Dad 🥹 April 2023 👶🏼

Ellen White (@ellsbells89)Wed, 14 Dec 2022 12:08 GMT

I'm chuffed to bits to announce that I was recently elected to chair the BCS's Open Source community group! The British Computer Society is an august body, and the OSSG have put on some brilliant …

BREAKING: Tory voters have confirmed that when they clapped for NHS workers that was only on the condition they accepted real terms pay cuts. Those claps were supposed to be instead of money x

Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody (@LKTranslator)Wed, 14 Dec 2022 12:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1602800290876588032

You had your chance. You failed miserably. Why would anybody take anything you say on the matter seriously?

Lee W. (@Lee_Vertisce)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 23:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1602800290876588032

We’re pretty sure that no one cares what you think now that you’re out. You had your chances and made the worst possible decisions impacting half the population. But keep thinking that your ideas will totally work now.

Doochebag (@MalcolmRenoldz)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 23:25 GMT

Jesse Taylor Lewis (@torkum)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 19:19 GMT

Tech bros love AI because they’re convinced they’ll never be replaced by a computer. The sad thing is, they’re right. AIs are only designed to replace useful people.

Jesse Stanchak (@jstanchak)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 19:26 GMT

HE'S NOT REAL You need therapy if you're getting this angry over a nonexistent person

Amy Rants (I am NOT MomLife Comics) (@Amarants_Talk)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 00:40 GMT

NEW PVP ZONE UNLOCKED

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A new Indiana state law lets citizens shoot police officers. The state now allows people to use deadly force to keep public servants from illegally entering their homes or cars. Police are not happy with the new law.

Daily Loud (@DailyLoud)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 17:19 GMT

hasanabi (@hasanthehun)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 19:15 GMT

A new Indiana state law lets citizens shoot police officers. The state now allows people to use deadly force to keep public servants from illegally entering their homes or cars. Police are not happy with the new law.

Daily Loud (@DailyLoud)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 17:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/AsterOlsen/status/1602673677937823745

wow, this is post-op-phobic

botany 🌷 and clyde (@earthagae)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 14:44 GMT

Vegan wings aren't boneless if you fuck the trans girl eating them

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 14:35 GMT

big eye of sauron energy @incident_io

Alex R.S (@arussellsaw)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 16:26 GMT

Man. What a week. So glad tomorrow is Friday

Hailey Lennon (@HaileyLennonBTC)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 00:57 GMT

NEW: Twitter currently does not have admin access to some of its GitHub repos. These repos contain Twitter source code (much of it is open source; some is not). This includes code for companies Twitter acquired, like Smyte. 1/

Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 13:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1602663689919905795

Twitter doesn’t deploy from GitHub, and most of this is open source, so it’s not life or death. But having hundreds of former employees maintain access when current employees aren’t admins on some projects is…not great, from a security perspective. 3/

Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 13:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1602663271911358466

Why? Well, the company fired a bunch of employees who had access. On Slack, one engineer said the TwitterDev org on GitHub has 519 members, most of whom do not work at Twitter anymore. Some still have owner permissions — like the ability to rename or delete an org entirely. 2/

Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 13:56 GMT

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch

cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 13:59 GMT

Every person demanding that unions accept what they're offered by the government needs to ask their employer to give them a real terms pay cut too. If they're not prepared to do that, they need to kindly shut the fuck up.

RD Hale (@RickyDHale)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 13:20 GMT

I see the "checkmate starving people" crowd are still out in full force.

Laylah (@nonsenseflower)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 09:13 GMT

BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has explained it's necessary to introduce voter ID because the people who don't have the appropriate ID are not Tory voters x

Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody (@LKTranslator)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 14:02 GMT

never paid for winzip so good luck twitter blue

Desus Nice (@desusnice)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 01:01 GMT

Just been asked to write a really cool talk about supply chain security and "compute zero trust" for a conference in summer 😀

Matt Turner (@mt165)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 08:38 GMT

it's not good even on the web so i doubt that very much, linkedin

this new github font is ace

The inimitable Simon Willison has a brilliant presentation all about managing side projects: It is all good advice. But I gently disagree with the slide which says: Avoid side projects with user …

See? See? See?!?! See why we be so weary as writers?! twitter.com/variety/status…

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‘Minx’ Canceled at HBO Max Despite Season 2 Renewal variety.com/2022/tv/news/m…

Variety (@Variety)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 19:38 GMT

Caroline “Caro” Renard (@sankofa_bird)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 19:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/alicialutes/status/1601355965378371584

I tried and failed colossally with this monkey but it’s okay—it’s okay to make bad art!!

Alicia Lutes (@alicialutes)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 23:21 GMT