https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605274314797883400

haters will say it's fake so I recorded the unboxing

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605275081550319636

I've seen like three people complain about me ordering a nothing burger so lemme clarify: my local McDonalds pays its staff $15/hr. I am being a job creator twitter.com/lalavurso/stat…

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 20:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605274541936316416

I tipped the dasher $6 so I effectively paid $15 for a lack of cheeseburger capitalism is so wild

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605273395007987713

THEY DELIVERED AN EMPTY WRAPPER!!!!

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605269131388919844

shit! shit shit shit what do i say

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:41 GMT

OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order. will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:28 GMT

I just had my first real scary production engineering oncall alert: "there are no free hosts on the production cluster" 😱 No more hosts were being added AND the cluster needed to scale up very very quickly given the time of day. I managed to un-fuck the situation all by myself! And without any real issues. That could've been a very bad night for me, I'm proud of myself for sorting it out :) #oncall #ProductionEngineering

what do we want? serotonin and dopamine!! when do we want it? (sitting on the floor crying) I don't even know anymore

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mstdn.social) (@lolennui)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 20:03 GMT

I know the differences between authentication and authorization :) I just don't always know which a person is talking about in a given context

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I'm grateful that when I don't know whether to say "authenticate" or "authorize", I can always say "auth" and be right 🙃

🧗‍♂️ Matt Holt (@mholt6)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 19:29 GMT

🧗‍♂️ Matt Holt (@mholt6)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 20:04 GMT

Comforting myself by saying that picking principal engineer’s brain on an entirely new tech project in front of the team & asking what feels like stupid questions means others don’t have to put themselves in a vulnerable position while maybe having same questions as me 🙈

blank (@kefimochi)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1605267795444305920

Look I’m starting discussions and trying to bring clarity even if I don’t have it myself yet that’s gotta be something 😭

blank (@kefimochi)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:24 GMT

me this week at work when im asked to do a minor task

Bhald Bhaddie (@teejslipko)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 15:44 GMT

every year i forget i did this the previous year it’s wonderful

Josh Crutchmer (@jcrutchmer)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 17:36 GMT

create fixup commits for topic branches. Contribute to torbiak/git-autofixup development by creating an account on GitHub.

Everyone on Twitter rn:

Ash (@theashrb)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 03:01 GMT

That one person on Twitter who makes everyone feel either uncomfortable or seen with their questions

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https://twitter.com/AlexJonesax/status/1605155857427218432

Your tweets remind me of this meme a lot

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 11:11 GMT

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 12:02 GMT

Doing work that enriches my soul is becoming non-negotiable as time goes by.

Heldiney 🇺🇦 (@heldiney)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 12:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/AlexJonesax/status/1605155857427218432

Your tweets remind me of this meme a lot

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 11:11 GMT

Spent my oncall allowance on cold and flu meds instead of food today. What a waste.

Mastodon is a free, open-source social networking service that is decentralized ...

Attached: 1 image found myself in a tesco, who knew?

I wonder how the reply guys are getting on with no one but to reply to than themselves

Women only get hotter in their 30s actually, hope this is helpful

Bobson🌱Dougnutt (@f_a_infinityy)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 18:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604955466727047168

Which one of these is yellow and which one is blue? You can't tell if you grayscale the page to remove the color. #a11y

Paul J. Adam (@pauljadam)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 03:31 GMT

if your entire personality and value is based on a place you used to work, maybe it’s time to consider reevaluating that.

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 21:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604955466727047168

Is this gonna be permanent, or will it also last about 12 hours?

Simply Having A Wonderful Richard Cook 🎄 (@cookywook)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 21:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/drmessano/status/1604961486383861774

What is he supposed to be coping about 😂. You guys really do take criticism of anything Elon does so personally. What’s that like 😂

Meeks (@FLman1980)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 22:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604955466727047168

You really think we're gona remember what all the colours mean?

Story (@st0ryx)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 21:44 GMT

*it has been [0] days since twitter introduced a new type of checkmark*

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Starting today, you’ll start seeing additional icons that provide context for accounts on Twitter. In addition to blue and gold checks, you’ll see grey checks for government and multilateral accounts and square affiliation badges for select businesses.

Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 21:42 GMT

Baeddel, Bathell, and Beyonddel (@caraesten)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 22:00 GMT

cpuguy@hachyderm.io (@cpuguy83)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:09 GMT

As we start winding down for the year, here is my annual 5 lessons learnt in 2022 post. The seventh year in a row going strong! 2022 has been a whirlwind, but one I'll credit for my big main character development✨ Thanks for reading 🫶 pawlean.com/2022/12/20/5-t…

Pauline P. Narvas ✨ (@paulienuh)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 22:16 GMT

With 2022 quickly ending, I wanted to share five life lessons I learnt over the last 12 months. This is the seventh year I have written a “lessons learnt” post. Check out the lessons learnt from 20…

How is it that covid cases are on the rise again? We've tried everything this year, from not talking about it to pretending it never existed.

Kit Yates (@Kit_Yates_Maths)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 08:28 GMT

he’s exhausting imagine what you could do with 44 billion how many people you could help

valerie bertinelli (@Wolfiesmom)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 17:21 GMT

After reading Jamie Tanna’s post on providing a public salary history I wanted to follow suit and make my own list. I’m generally in favour of anything that increases workers’ bargaining power when it comes to better compensation. I’m hoping this list will give people a better idea of the salary for the various positions […]

An IBM slide from 1979.

MIT CSAIL (@MIT_CSAIL)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 17:00 GMT

is there such a thing as a work therapist? if there isn’t, there should be

yesterday i realised that i’m at least 6% less depressed than i have been for a long time. go brain!

web frontend for git, written in go. Contribute to icyphox/legit development by creating an account on GitHub.

during this holiday please pray for me specifically, a man who is desperately trying to write a Some More News script about Elon Musk's terrible decisions for Twitter and keeps having to update it every fucking day

David C Bell (@MovieHooligan)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 19:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

Regardless of the outcome, this is the most insecure tweet any of us will ever live to see

lauren (@NotABigJerk)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

Depends who you get to run it ! 🤔

Tom Anderson (@myspacetom)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 02:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/JeanCLoftus/status/1604883306075500544

shut up you soggy muppet literally no one was talking about joe brandon or the election

sapphic murder hole🐀 (@homosupremacy69)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 17:04 GMT