I done it for no money at all!! 😂😂 So yes I could do this! twitter.com/sjamaann/statu…

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☮️🏳️‍🌈🎨 Nicole Sjamaan🌈❤️🕉🪶 (@SjamaanN)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 17:57 GMT

Tamsin of Essex (@PeopleOfUK)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 11:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Rees_Mogg/status/1600805546852233223

Oh look, a Tory Minister promoting a Tory donor. The same Tory donor that received £millions to build ventilators during the pandemic, ahead of UK companies that were already supplying them to the EU. Not a single ventilator was built.

Paul Brown #SupportNHSNurses (@pau1_br0wn)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 11:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Rees_Mogg/status/1600805546852233223

How would you know @Jacob_Rees_Mogg, you have never done a day work in your life.

Brian. (@UKELECTION2022)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 10:58 GMT

Does anyone else stay up late purely to recoup time they need alone?

Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 22:19 GMT

having ADHD and being mad is so annoying cause WHY CANT I LET SHIT GO?! i’ve been mad ALL DAY!

orange juice 🍊🙂 (@Enby_H0ttie)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 03:56 GMT

if your spotify wrapped says you’re an “adventurer” that just means you have ADHD

Samosa L. Jackson (@hotelgaruda)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 06:53 GMT

this what adhd brain looks like

Hani ( ˘ ³˘) (@PositivelyHani)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 23:58 GMT

The ADHD pipeline of having a late, or even, unexpected diagnosis to the grief of the years you’ve lost from not knowing you were neurodivergent.

Jennifer Opal (@_jenniferopal)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 03:45 GMT

Getting diagnosed with ADHD is like finding out someone has been sabotaging all your best efforts and that someone is you.

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 04:45 GMT

One of the biggest enigmas of ADHD is how quickly your brain can get overwhelmed with the idea of work. All of the possibilities collected into one massive, undoable task. It makes everything and anything feel impossible to even start.

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 18:47 GMT

“Do you use medication to treat your ADHD?” Me: “Nope.” [takes a sip of my 8th cup of coffee for the day… at 11pm]

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 07:17 GMT

Having ADHD does not give you carte blanche to be nothing and do nothing. Weaponized that shit. Monetize it. Make it pay rent if it wants to hang around all day. Put it to work. It’s not a disorder; it’s an indentured servant. Go full Landlord Mode on it.

ʝօɦռռʏ Ӽʍǟֆ🥶 (@J0hnnyXm4s)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 00:13 GMT

the ADHD urge to play a single song on nonstop repeat for days/weeks and fuck up your entire Spotify Wrapped

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 15:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/PaulDJohnston/status/1600558988214513664

So, my current time in government is over. Who knows when I'll go back? I'm going to have a break up to the new year, and see what happens next. The last year has been hard but I'm looking forward to what's next.

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/PaulDJohnston/status/1600555149604581376

My thinking was that GDS would be a learning organisation, or at least one willing to listen. Some parts did. Many parts did not. This had consequences. Technical consequences and "need to refactor" consequences. I realised I had only enough energy for limited fights.

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/PaulDJohnston/status/1600555147306094592

As GDS has a reputation for being an exemplar then there is a belief that the processes and technology choices are, in some way "right". Challenging assumptions in an organisation that believes itself to be "right" causes conflict.

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/PaulDJohnston/status/1600558969038475265

I know I've been *that* person on more than one occasion. But I think it's been really hard to try to be a part of something this year where many tech people have a high opinion of themselves. The number of times I've been asked "why can't we do this with containers?"

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/PaulDJohnston/status/1600555131950407682

But there were times I seriously considered walking away because of what the Government was doing, and how it was handling everything. GDS is part of the Cabinet Office after all.

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/PaulDJohnston/status/1600555143992426498

GDS has also got some really good people in leadership trying to navigate some difficult waters. The product side of GDS is really solid. The tech side though has some challenges.

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:17 GMT

It's been strange to be subject to the Civil Service Code for the past year. There are moments that I've thought of this because the last year has been... interesting. twitter.com/ThatCivilTweet…

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:17 GMT

Did some cool art this year idk ✨

blank (@kefimochi)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 01:04 GMT

Someone fired a round in to the window of The Taproom in Renton WA today around noon. No one was inside so no one was harmed. This is where RWers on fb have threatened to protest a Drag Story Hour. Sign was put up by employees.

molly’s blank flag (@thoughtcrime9)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 01:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChairladySpears/status/1600472369948041216

Nicholas Mwangangi (@Sankarasson)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 13:26 GMT

Internet, I am absolutely required to share this picture of my cats with you immediately.

Jillian 📎 (@bookwenchery)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 17:23 GMT

After the ultrakill buttplug io thing, @CWheezy22 was asking me when IWBTG would get it and my first impression was vibe on death, but no... the vibe should detect traps. A spider sense, only in your butt... 🤔

Kayin (@KayinNasaki)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 01:34 GMT

I looked it up and he was right, my eyes got this big 😳😳😳😳 twitter.com/sankarasson/st…

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You will not expect the answer

Nicholas Mwangangi (@Sankarasson)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 09:29 GMT

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 06:42 GMT

You will not expect the answer

Nicholas Mwangangi (@Sankarasson)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 09:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1600741813522161664

It's never too late to Stan the grinch imo 😤

Booleon Boss Babe 🎄 Holly Jolly Edition (@Raantuva)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 07:10 GMT

Autistic urge to relate & sympathize with Grinch since you were a teen

blank (@kefimochi)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 06:35 GMT

One of the (many) things I'm really proud of at @incident_io is how the team are honest when projects are off track and immediately swarm to regroup, course correct and keep momentum high. Comms clear throughout. I also *love* @linear's project tracking feature ❤️

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:55 GMT

Really appreciated a prompt from Alicia (our EM) yesterday to regroup and change our goals rather than keep feeling like we were running behind. Setting goals can be a great tool to keep people accountable, but it’s important to adjust them if the goalposts move.

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One of the (many) things I'm really proud of at @incident_io is how the team are honest when projects are off track and immediately swarm to regroup, course correct and keep momentum high. Comms clear throughout. I also *love* @linear's project tracking feature ❤️

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:55 GMT

Lawrence Jones (@lawrjones)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 07:06 GMT

Attached: 1 image YESSSSS. I’ll figure out how to distribute them soon. (I want to offer them for cost of postage. Any tips for how I can do this without having to deal with VAT?)

Content warning: ADHD

same sis

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LANA DEL REY IS COMING

LDR Crave (@LDRCRAVE)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 15:23 GMT

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 22:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/jakefarrington/status/1475163604928241665

“And I CHOKED Sparky too!”

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 17:56 GMT

MERRY CHOKEMAS! The following thread is a definitive list of everyone from 2021 who can CHOKE ME: How to say this in a way you’ll understand… FUCK! CHOKE ME, Brett Goldstein!

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 17:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/jakefarrington/status/1342967130589839360

Derek, I’d let you CHOKE me in ANY Place!

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 22:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/jakefarrington/status/1600510652639870976

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MERRY CHOKEMAS! The following thread is a definitive list of everyone from 2020 who can CHOKE ME: A CHOKE from Rahul Kohli would be perfectly splendid!

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 22:54 GMT

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 15:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/jakefarrington/status/1342967143495655424

Like HELL I’d go to the Galápagos when I could stay here and get CHOKED!!

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 22:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/1600543106629181440

People are like, "Why are you worried, Hank?" lol

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 17:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/jakefarrington/status/1342967108322217990

What’s better than The Perfect Egg Sandwich™? This perfect foursome CHOKING ME TO OBLIVION.

Jake Farrington (@jakefarrington)Sat, 26 Dec 2020 22:54 GMT

Me to the Evri driver who claims he's attempted to deliver to my address 6 times

Ste 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇳🇪🇺♿️ (@Steveoswheels)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 20:58 GMT

There should be a warning/ option in the UK when buying something like: “the only delivery option is Hermes/ Evri, are you sure you still want to buy this?”

FriendlyMachine (@FriendIyMachine)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 09:21 GMT

BREAKING: Matt Hancock reveals he was forced to step down as an MP because the humiliating act of eating a kangaroo's penis on national TV somehow failed to save his political career 😭

Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody (@LKTranslator)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 17:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1600469184755822597

Good question, why didn’t you do this Jack?

Jungle Inc XRP, DOT, ETH, ATOM, ALGO, NEAR #MMG (@jungleincxrp)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 13:41 GMT