there’s no funnier caricature of masculinity than the Him from “holiday gifts for him.” he doesn’t drink any liquid but whiskey. he’s got 20 watches on each wrist. if he saw a single texture other than leather he would throw one of his pocket knives at it.

the moon’s wife (@bookishseawitch)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 20:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1600626775150759936

I recently invited a friend to an event that takes place during the 10 days in 1582 that don’t actually exist due to a Papal edict modifying the calendar

Randall Munroe (@xkcd)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 03:14 GMT

Four and a half minutes ago, I did not realise that Sweden has a Christmas tradition of arson against an enormous hay goat, and now I am watching a 24-hour livestream of a wicker-man goat 900 miles away like my life depends on it. I will never know peace again.

Dr Abigail Boucher (@DrAbbyBoucher)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 19:24 GMT

Happy Holidays

Safely Endangered (@EndangeredComic)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 16:24 GMT

JOSE and JWT Vulnerability Tracker

https://twitter.com/HeadhunterMatt/status/1602170823418466304

LMAOOO WHAT

Cory (@TheeDoombringer)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 05:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1602113254360162304

“Forcing your pronouns upon others” - what the frack does this even mean? Nobody is forcing anything on anyone. Respecting people’s choice of pronouns is just a nice thing to do. It costs you nothing and shows respect for your fellow humans. Nobody is “ostracized” by this.

Brandon Paddock (@BrandonLive)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 01:37 GMT

Hope everyone in the infosec field is updating their threat models to include potential future owners of the company

cliff kringle (@moonpolysoft)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 01:40 GMT

Society would be much better served if everyone was encouraged to be empathetic from childhood on. When everyone is only looking out for themselves, we allow too many to fall between the cracks.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 20:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1601935684415225860

we’re gonna see this a lot

moe (@lilyzmarshall)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 13:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/pchannelstrip/status/1601676533906960384

This is ruining my night is there a joke or is it nonsense (nonnenne)

Chuck Schick (@MetaChuckSchick)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 23:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/paul_64_/status/1599040843452944385

Thanks was not aware Lunduke became a transphobe.

eb✿ny muskrat (@vate_er8)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 18:16 GMT

Did Lunduke become "non-political" again? He stopped posting on his "Conservatives Nerds" substack in May. This is a weird decision even for him. Everyone knows that he's an idiot, so it doesn't make much sense.

Bryan Lunduke's Fact Checker (@LundukeFacts)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 04:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/vate_er8/status/1599105284542038016

Pro Trump, anti vaxer, election fraud nonsense. The whole package.

Paul (@paul_64_)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 18:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/fodderyfodder/status/1601405709093961730

If this was my car, I’d be so upset. Not stealing someone’s life in my name. I’m sad that the victim in this case felt that their property was equally valued with a child’s whole adult life. But more slaves for Angola prison, am I right?

Public Defendering (@fodderyfodder)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 02:43 GMT

A 15 year old got 55 years for a carjacking and I haven’t been able to think about much else.

Public Defendering (@fodderyfodder)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 02:37 GMT

¿Conocéis "The Artifact"? Una peli casi desconocida de los años 70 que no se estrenó en ningún cine. Se creía perdida, pero unos frikis encontraron una copia y la remasterizaron, descubriendo a su vez un enigma aún sin resolver. Quiero contaros los misterios que la rodean 🧵👇

Javi López ⛩️ (@javilop)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 11:00 GMT

Every time someone tells me “this area is really rough be careful” I get to the area and it’s literally fine. Sometimes people are just afraid of poor people or color lol

Skatune Network (They/Them) (@Skatunenetwork)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 20:12 GMT

I hope that @jack and the Twitter Board understand what they’ve done.

Sherrilyn Ifill (@SIfill_)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 13:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1601894132573605888

This is some serious FOX News Grandpa Benghazi shit, but at least you bought the biggest global stage upon which to loudly, publicly shatter the myth of meritocracy, in a one-man show of bottomless cringe

Rob Sheridan (Parody) (@rob_sheridan)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 11:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/brianleroux/status/1601983272695001088

Feel free to try fed.brid.gy too! It's a pretty complete IndieWeb <=> ActivityPub bridge.

Ryan Barrett (@schnarfed)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 17:13 GMT

Therapist: are you having a breakdown Pisces: no this is just my vibe

Astro Poets (@poetastrologers)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 17:05 GMT

It’s one banana Michael, what could it cost, 80 pokedollars?

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 10:04 GMT

Brain fog Every comic posted to date is now available as a T-Shirt!👇 adhdinos-shop.fourthwall.com/collections/co… I'm still working on some of the other products but I'd love to know what you guys think!

Distracted Dino (@ADHDinos)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 10:30 GMT

Christmas 2022

Irena Buzarewicz (@IrenaBuzarewicz)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 07:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/maisieccino/status/1601905610345549824

there's another popular-ish tech figure the same last name as you (Bell) and I didn't realize you were different people until that person showed up in my timeline again because of algorithms. lmaoo whomst 👁️👄👁️

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 12:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/maisieccino/status/1601889519233540098

Any advise for Developers wanting to get into big tech? Like getting through the crazy interviews. i was dysphoric, closeted and miserable when i was interviewing for 🍎 lol, so i don’t remember too well. i think i mainly revised on stuff they said they’d interview me on??

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 11:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1601801496416620545

this is not the gotcha you think it is, bud

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 11:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1601800902201208833

if you're going to go do crimes? sure, leave your phone at home If you're going to a regular degular demonstration and you need your phone on you because kid is at school or something? dude, you're probably fine

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 04:50 GMT

I really don't think that "leave your phone at home when you go to a protest" is practicable advice for most people and I wish we would stop recommending it without qualification

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 04:47 GMT

So TIL, there's photographic evidence of the _first_ ever talk I gave back in 2013 @ HackSoc Nottingham It was a talk about the start-up I was working for and how we were releasing a dev SDK to integrate with it for Hackathons Of course, never released it 😂💀

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@edgeorge92 giving a talk, not about Ed George designs.

HackSoc Nottingham (@hacksocnotts)Fri, 04 Oct 2013 17:08 +0000

Ed Holloway-George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 12:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/elithrar/status/1601247147332358144

A coworker has flagged this by me a few months back, implying “archived is bad” but I tried to tell them, there’s inherently nothing bad about using a library like gorilla/mux as long as you don’t find any bugs with it. The negative connotation of “archived” is unfortunate.

ahmetb (@ahmetb)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 21:07 GMT

Well crap. Now what? I use mux and websockets extensively.

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We've archived the Gorilla Toolkit, a set of Go HTTP libraries & tools originally created back in Oct 2022. We never found a sticky maintainer and/or folks that were consistently contributing. You can read more here: github.com/gorilla#gorill…

Matt Silverlock 🐀 (@elithrar)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 16:07 GMT

Darren Shepherd (@ibuildthecloud)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 06:35 GMT

dissociating! in the bathroom at a party where i dont know anyone

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Sun, 11 Dec 2022 06:33 GMT

"Kidnap the Sandy Claws!"

Cat Cosplay 🐈‍⬛ (@Cat_Cosplay)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 23:13 GMT

if a snowman came to life after i put a hat on it i would hit it with a shovel

fredesque (@FredTaming)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 14:20 GMT

There are numerous blog posts about table-driven tests in Go. In this blog post, I want to show a technique we have recently started using in our unit tests. I saw it the first time when my friend Matt Layher introduced it to me at work, and since then, I

Baby otter climbs up a kayak... Sound on

In Otter News.... (@In_Otter_News2)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 23:05 GMT

homelander being sad and having a bad day compilation

homelander reactions & clips (@homelanderbot)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 01:22 GMT

Please enjoy this video of my cat talking in his sleep (but you might have to turn the volume all the way up)

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 21:01 GMT

England managing to lose on penalties even in a match that isn’t going to penalties. Simply incredible commitment to the bit.

Brian Phillips (@brianphillips)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 20:45 GMT

Oh my god. Someone told them the England song is called "Coming Home" instead of "Three Lions" so they searched it on Spotify and are now singing the song by Diddy and Skylar Grey. Can't make this up.

twitter.com/nocontextfooty…

Salim Hamid (@team_salim)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 11:28 GMT

I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror stories involve rigid-limbs and hinged joints.

The CryptoNaturalist (@CryptoNature)Thu, 26 Jul 2018 02:27 +0000