I created a locked account with zero followers. I just sent one tweet. Since I have no followers and the account is locked, that tweet should not be visible to anyone. It has 12 views. Conclusion: Twitter "Views" is crap.

Ivan the K™ (@IvanTheK)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 13:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/StigAbell/status/1606693375532535808

I'm not sure if I prefer insomnia or God is a DJ. Sad loss

Daniel Catherall #Doncaster #Labour #autism (@dannycatherall1)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 16:56 GMT

If you are a certain age, this is one of the greatest dance songs ever. RIP Maxi Jazz.

Stig Abell (@StigAbell)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 16:48 GMT

We had a doggy photo-shoot and OMG

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 22:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/alistair_hey/status/1606778444066729984

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 22:27 GMT

One nice thing you can do over Christmas is not tag a comedian in your tweet about how you think they’re awful.

It came upon Mark Watson clear, that glorious song (@watsoncomedian)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 22:39 GMT

Find roasting times for lamb, pork, beef, venison, chicken, duck, turkey and goose with the BBC's interactive roasting calculator.

Whenever someone tells me they’re pregnant I’m like “woah, cream pie??? In this economy?”

Rahul Kohli (@RahulKohli13)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 18:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/jonathanhawkes/status/1606446651505537024

Pipe down mate

bones (@thekleschprince)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 01:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheCryptoDog/status/1606468690811453442

View counts letting you get publicly ratiod lmao

Vic Vuci (@vicvuci)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 05:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheCryptoDog/status/1606468690811453442

Crypto in bio and you watched >80% of your net worth dissolve in the past year. Very funny to me. Many such cases!

jordan (@jdan)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 04:13 GMT

buh bye asshole twitter.com/zoeschiffer/st…

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NEW: Luke Simon -- one of Elon Musk's top lieutenants at Twitter -- appears to be out. He's been deactivated on Slack.

Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 17:29 GMT

Dan Nguyen (@dancow)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 18:26 GMT

🎄 MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS 🎄

Out of Context Pokemon (@OoCPokemon)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 08:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1606707871760412672

Though that was the only way for me to get _any_ social connection, guess now I’m even more isolated haha

blank (@kefimochi)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 17:46 GMT

I’ve spent something like 7 out of the last 10 holiday breaks in Costa Rica and let me tell you, I absolutely do not dream of a white Christmas.

Helen 侯-Sandí (@helenhousandi)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 16:24 GMT

Sorry I put a demogorgon mask on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and called it Manger Things.

The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt)Thu, 26 Oct 2017 17:44 +0000

I'm convinced that the reason I have ADHD is because one of my school teachers was secretly a fae and I was the first to say, "yes," when they asked "may I have your attention, please?"

Dr Ashley Nova (@DrAshleyNova)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 12:33 GMT

‘Twas the night before Christmas At Nakatomi Tower When our story of homecoming Begins with brute power

Jake Tapper (@jaketapper)Tue, 26 Dec 2017 02:03 GMT

Community is about doing as much good for the people as for the business. People are down for this. Businesses are not. And this is where the problem lies.

🌈 Rosie Sherry (@rosiesherry)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 12:49 GMT

Why am I taking the price sticker off a Christmas present bought for the dog?

Brady Haran (@BradyHaran)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 09:57 GMT

Just when you're feeling accomplished...

Chainguard ⛓️ (@chainguard_dev)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 14:55 GMT

my 735th attempt at quoting a tweet that opened as a reply instead

The Rogue Princess (@ShenaeCurry)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 01:02 GMT

14 years of muscle memory down the drain twitter.com/shenaecurry/st…

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my 735th attempt at quoting a tweet that opened as a reply instead

The Rogue Princess (@ShenaeCurry)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 01:02 GMT

Tori Nicks 2.0 🛰 (@MajestyRia)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 16:56 GMT

Living my best “living contradiction” life thanks to AuDHD 👏

blank (@kefimochi)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 15:24 GMT

If someone steals food & deodorant from CVS to survive, the media decries their release & attacks bail reform. But it’s perfectly fine for someone accused of far more harm to sit comfortably at home & await trial. This is how crime is socially constructed. Bail punishes poverty. twitter.com/phil_lewis_/st…

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NEW YORK (AP) — Judge says cryptocurrency mogul Sam Bankman-Fried can post $250M bond, live in parents’ home while he awaits fraud trial.

philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 18:52 GMT

Dyjuan Tatro (@DyjuanTatro)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 19:10 GMT

"That's so naughty I'll have to add it to my list right now."

Out of context Futurama (@RandomFuturama)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 16:00 GMT

Everyone is doing AMAs and end of year recaps. Not me tho, I am having sex.

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 16:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/_pem_pem/status/1606022817501171712

here is Suzanne Collins's website

p.e. moskowitz (@_pem_pem)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 20:24 GMT

it's so funny that JKR made a billion dollars and spends all her time miserable and tweeting. Suzanne Collins wrote the Hunger Games, made a billion dollars, then disappeared to the woods of Connecticut and has given like two interviews in the last 10 years. so much cooler

p.e. moskowitz (@_pem_pem)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 20:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/_pem_pem/status/1606022941950349312

We did it, we found the one good billionaire

David_Nagy (@davidanagy3)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 20:26 GMT

I had night terrors as a child so I was terrified of the dark for quite some time. These little night lights would guide my way to my parent’s room when I’d wake up afraid so I love that they’re still kicking 20 something odd years later. 💡

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 01:22 GMT

The API formerly known as Shared Element Transitions is now called View Transitions. Next up: the Geolocation API will henceforth be known as the Assassination Coordinates API.

It would be really amazing if Elon shipping views as a stat on every tweet resulted in advertisers realizing that they were getting scammed because impressions weren’t an accurate metric.

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https://twitter.com/StrayDogNZ/status/1606193571505115136

My suspicion is twitter is inflataing impression counts as a ploy to trick advertisers

Lydia (@newfielyd)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 20:34 GMT

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 21:32 GMT

UI design is my passion

kenny gesserit 🦝 ⛄️ (@KennyGesserit)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 14:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/StrayDogNZ/status/1606193571505115136

My suspicion is twitter is inflataing impression counts as a ploy to trick advertisers

Lydia (@newfielyd)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 20:34 GMT

what you built vs what your users wanted

Kristin Elise McDonald (@KristinEIise)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 14:31 GMT

Love it or hate it… congrats to the team on shipping View Counts! 🥳 We built this super quickly. I did the iOS work in just 2 days. 😬

Leah Culver (@leahculver)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 15:27 GMT

I got my own little private ice rink for having an existential crisis on

Lillian Karabaic (@anomalily)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 21:46 GMT

no regrets. nytimes.com/2022/12/23/sty…

sachee@macaw.social (@sachee)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 21:47 GMT

Sasha Solomon, a software engineer, joined others in the media business who lost their jobs this year after publicly taking on their employers.

COVID ended the same way racism ended

agent ndn 🦣 negm/they/he (@TheAgentNDN)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 22:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheBoysTV/status/1606410207432777739

When Homelander arrives and says “It’s Homelandin time” truly one of the movies of all time

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 22:05 GMT

I have received a lot of messages from second home owners who complain about the Council Tax premium. Sorry to break it to you, but a second home is a luxury, and you pay a premium for luxuries. Many of the people I represent can't even get a first home! /1

Mabon ap Gwynfor AS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@mabonapgwynfor)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 15:14 GMT

Nativity Scenes are warhammer for grandmas

Ava Girlprince (@Avagardra)Mon, 10 Dec 2018 01:40 GMT

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop up like “Are you sure?”

Ded Moroz (@InternetHippo)Mon, 03 Feb 2020 12:50 GMT

All this guy can talk about is lines of code and “complexity”. twitter.com/realgeorgehotz…

tosinaf.eth (@TosinAF)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 19:53 GMT