This, from Jeremy Clarkson about Harry and Meghan is very surprising. He seemed like such a well-rounded chap when he was punching assistants for bringing him food that had gone a bit cold.

NewsThump (@newsthump)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 09:01 GMT

Mediaite very cleverly misread @joinmastodon as 'John Mastodon' and decided to make up an entire backstory to the name lmfao

tiddy ruxpin (@duckpyjamas)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 23:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1604167438613901312

scrptddy 🎄 (@scrptddy)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 09:31 GMT

Yeah I’m a backend developer *does 10,000 squats*

ali is looking for a python swe job !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (@endingwithali)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 17:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/aaronbuley/status/1603511176507187203

Worst anal beads ever. Would not recommend.

America’s Hypeman - Leo Katsareas (@AmericasHypeman)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 22:39 GMT

BRITISH PEOPLE IN VIDEOGAMES IN 2010 greetings old chap im sir cordwellingtonton esq, notice the jolly good old sophistication i apply to my speech. toodaloo! BRITISH PEOPLE IN VIDEOGAMES IN 2020 oi i’m knifey i’m a talking knife that loves stabbing

laura (@freezydorito)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 21:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/BaneNook/status/1604225875419222016

look if this went past me it’s going past the entire target audience for high on life

laura (@freezydorito)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 21:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1604186176612552704

i made these the other day and they're unreal: sallysbakingaddiction.com/andes-mint-cho… i also love these. i add chopped candied ginger to them. tasteofhome.com/recipes/giant-…

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 21:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/MinaMarkham/status/1604161176614494208

I like that the exchange ended in a "fold in the cheese" reference.

matt (@mvelic)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 20:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/mvelic/status/1604217757561720832

I’m happy someone got the joke 😉

Mina Markham (@MinaMarkham)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 20:53 GMT

Me: What does that mean? What does "feel your feelings" mean? Therapist: You feel them. M: I, I understand that, but how, how do I feel them? Do I rub my tears all over my face, or what do I do? T: Mina, I cannot show you everything. M: OK, well, can you show me one thing?

Mina Markham (@MinaMarkham)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 17:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/MinaMarkham/status/1604161176614494208

Just fold it in! 😉

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 21:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/IamKr1spy/status/1603784108634677249

AI flat out steals art from artists and frankensteins it together without giving any credit

hadlie of the endless (@cthulhusrose)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 17:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/na81992647/status/1603549974628663296

You are addicted to this, but if you truly love art you will dump this and start supporting, sharing and buying from the artists that got their work stolen to train the algorithm. Change and grow as a person

🦌Julio Reyna🦇 (@Hensy39)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 08:44 GMT

ok after learning some shit the ai shit isn’t as cool

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Jalen (@jayjjalen)Thu, 15 Dec 2022 20:15 GMT

Jalen (@jayjjalen)Thu, 15 Dec 2022 20:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/GincalArthas/status/1604197609392033793

Not if it’s a work laptop.

Matthew Borin (@MatthewBorin)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 19:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/eggshellfriend/status/1603860822874169344

I had a manager once who turned her laptop into IT for a repair, where they discovered, on her desktop, an Excel spreadsheet of her cocaine dealers in different areas of Los Angeles. She didn't last very long at the company, needless to say.

Mark Spatny (@MarkSpatny)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 19:25 GMT

Shoutout to the guy in my zoom meeting who was screensharing and went to slack to DM his coworker “She’s killing me” while I was talking

dj fuck (@eggshellfriend)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 21:13 GMT

Libs of TikTok is sharing live locations of librarians, including their place of employment & address (ban evasion by tagging them, i.e. indirectly sharing their location) – @elonmusk, why is this allowed?

. (@williamlegate)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 08:26 GMT

Congratulations to @paulrobertlloyd on the launch of https://getindiekit.com. It’s an incredibly polished and well-designed #indieweb tool. If you’re thinking of setting up a personal website (you …

Got thrown out of the Pokémon headquarters like Jazzy Jeff after submitting my pitches for the new Eevee evolutions.

branson 🦢 reese (@bransonreese)Thu, 22 Sep 2022 00:40 +0000

“Account update failed. Description is considered malware.” 🤣

Graham Cluley 🇺🇦 (@gcluley)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 15:40 GMT

Let this sink in: @elonmusk hath decreed that all links to Mastodon should be flagged as malware. This is, of course, a baldfaced lie, and he knows it. So the CEO of Twitter is lying to everyone on Twitter, and to all its advertisers, even to all of his defenders.

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Graham Cluley 🇺🇦 (@gcluley)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 15:40 GMT

briankrebs (@briankrebs)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 16:30 GMT

Attached: 1 image I've read many requests to add Mastodon links to GitHub profiles for verification and discovery purposes. My team is working on allowing you to add a number of social profile links, but given upcoming holiday vacations, it won't ship until the new year. We don't want to rush something out at the potential cost of disrupting what is generally a quiet time for our engineers. Ordinarily, I wouldn't talk about in progress work on social media, but y'all seem like you can keep a secret.

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Queens funeral isn’t sad if you put “Life is a Highway” behind it

Brent Albrecht (@Radio_Brent)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 13:06 +0000

It’s worse than that mate she’s dead

Ben Mauk (@benmauk)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 09:44 GMT

‘BLOCKBUSTER’ has been cancelled by Netflix after 1 season.

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 21:08 GMT

Can’t believe this is the second time in history that Netflix put Blockbuster out of business. twitter.com/discussingfilm…

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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 21:08 GMT

Richard Newby - Vote Blue and Save Yourselves (@RICHARDLNEWBY)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 22:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/H3KTlC/status/1603872380908101651

Are we talking south-facing hill, or are we talking "I need a spinal-transplant"?

Martin Sundhaug (@sundhaug92@mastodon.social) (@sundhaug92)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 02:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/WeeMelter/status/1604087507829882883

For those who don't know, 55 Tufton Street is the base of operations for a number of right-wing thinktanks, the ones that gave us Brexit, Truss and Kwarteng and much else.

Lee Hurley (@WeeMelter)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 12:18 GMT

Enjoyed doing pairing on Terraform today #clouddev , much better ghan admin and meetings 😛

https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1603707223125168129

Then you aren’t paying attention, Bob. They aren’t paying rent. They are refusing to pay the severance they promised. They shut down Twitter Spaces. Verification no longer works in Ukraine. Musk just suspended a number of journalists. You disappoint me, Bob. In every way.

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 11:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1603609346247720960

“Everyone is fine” is an opinion, not fact. Stop bullshitting Bob.

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 05:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1603592268086231040

I read it as you are trolling for attention. You are a person of some reputation, that for whatever reason people respect; for heaven sake, Bob, take a position.

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 04:11 GMT

Why is uncle bob

Jen Looper 🫖🌸🍰 (@jenlooper)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 21:25 GMT

so you agree… you’re hindering freedom of speech? twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 21:31 GMT

When I was a kid, everyone told me that when I grew up and started seeing taxes being taken out of my check, I would get more conservative but the opposite has happened because I look at my paycheck and I’m like “I pay this much in taxes just for people to be unhoused and unfed?“

habitual line-stepper (@alaskastardust)Thu, 15 Dec 2022 14:55 GMT

nobody: a Tesla car sitting in someone’s garage:

twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Cade Onder (@Cade_Onder)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 21:30 GMT

My therapist just told me, “If you’re ALWAYS having to be the bigger person, maybe you shouldn’t be around so many little people.”

Qadi (@BigQadi)Thu, 15 Dec 2022 04:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/Blackamazon/status/1603853277396930579

He jokes about it with the guy who doxxed my family. And he’s all-in for the transphobe who’s already gotten people killed and will absolute target his own child. They’re such transparent fucking liars.

anildash (@anildash)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 21:42 GMT

He just let back on people who had me front page on a kill list twitter.com/Jason/status/1…

🗽Sydette Cosmic Dreaded Gorgon 🇬🇾 (@Blackamazon)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 20:43 GMT

Y'all can't even make a decent webpage ffs nah hard pass

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Suffy (@drsuffy)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 20:26 GMT

This is what led me to burnout and made me question my decision to be in tech when I first started as a Junior. If you don’t listen to Anything else I say, please don’t sacrifice work/life balance. Don’t work for companies that don’t even give you the common decency of a break twitter.com/alfredoandere/…

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Tae’lur Alexis (@TaelurAlexis)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 20:37 GMT