If I choose to not engage with you on one social media platform repeatedly reaching out to me on multiple platforms is a form of harassment. Me not responding to you is not a cybercrime. Sharing my private information online without my permission is a crime though.

Sarah Lean 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@TechieLass)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 16:40 GMT

Oh cool an affront to God

Ho Ho Homo Xmas 🎄 (@liturgicalgay)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:02 GMT

They are called 'Bullet Points' because Death by Powerpoint.

@mikko (@mikko)Tue, 31 Jul 2012 13:05 +0000

Congrats. You made it through the third year of 2020.

Radical Centrist, wrathful tantric deity 🇺🇦 (@RadCentrism)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 02:57 GMT

Attached: 1 image devon keeping up their side of the beef

Things I'm going to do in 2023: just block devs / technies who do the pedantic nit-picking of things that people post. Fuck off with your "I'm being technically right so I'm better than you" attitude. Humour isn't a place for "well actually..."

I suspect that farting rainbows was too "woke" so they decided on an unbroken stream of shart instead. Which I suppose is more apt.

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Not quite sure what to make of the clenched buttocks logo on the floors of the Texas State Capitol.

David KC (@DavidMuttering)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 19:21 GMT

The SecretBatcave (@secretbatcave)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 10:37 GMT

Not quite sure what to make of the clenched buttocks logo on the floors of the Texas State Capitol.

David KC (@DavidMuttering)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 19:21 GMT

writing down progress each day has had the unintended side effect of wanting to have at least one thing to write down 😂 today I was very lazy but I managed to scrub the window sashes and trims as prep for painting this week

Suz Hinton (@noopkat)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 10:15 GMT

My one goal in the new year is to vibe, if you see me insufficiently vibing by March plz call me out

Dalida "Zoum Zoum Zom" (1969) HQ Audio! (@Zam__Zoum)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 18:51 GMT

I may not be able to do some of what my neurotypical friends and family can... but I can create my art :) I started my aerial embroidery journey 3.5 years ago and love it more every day! Do you create art? What kind? #autism #ActuallyAutistic #neurodivergent

Victoria Rose Richards (@chromato_mania)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:56 GMT

We live in a comedy

Conspiracy Bullshit (@ConspiracyBull1)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 13:39 GMT

Can i commission someone to paint this

helena (@freshhel)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 05:03 GMT

J.K. Rowling: I will use every single dollar I receive to harm trans people me: then I shall not give you dollars transphobes-in-waiting: why can't you separate the art from the artist

Timothy Hucks (Will write for money) (@Ame0baRepublic)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 23:39 GMT

Attached: 1 image https://github-contributions.vercel.app/ Is really neat - renders a single image with your entire GitHub contribution history, mine goes all the way back to 2008!

Fucking fireworks. I just want to go to sleep and I can’t because they’re both loud, and aggravating the dog! Grrrrr.

happy new year, friends! 🥂🍾 hope the new year brings some ease and happiness for us all 💛

I call this “my job is very challenging in a good way and I have no spoons left for open source right now”* *not every type of work contribution is measurable

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 22:37 GMT

Super happy that my article on OAuth and APIs made the @StackOverflow@twitter.com blog's top 10 list of articles this year. Check it out: https://stackoverflow.blog/2022/12/22/the-complete-guide-to-protecting-your-apis-with-oauth2/

these don’t feel authentic - i can look in their eyes and see they’ve used an air fryer before.

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Wet plate photographs taken on the set of Greta Gerwig’s ‘Little Women’

ahmad (@thisisnotahmad)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 05:15 GMT

k*n ❤️‍🔥 (@lNTERNETBBY)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:01 GMT

Do #Kanban Method/#NakedPlanning practitioners celebrate New Year's Day? After all, it's an arbitrarily timeboxed iteration.

☕ J. B. Rainsberger at jbrains at mastodon.social (@jbrains)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 18:57 GMT

The last three years, explained

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 19:58 GMT

best dialogue (?) scene of 2022 hands down! everything everywhere all at once

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What is your favorite line of dialogue and/or line delivery of the year? Threaded a few of mine. None are meant to indicate "the best" but they're ones that resonated and stuck with me!

Michelle Iannantuono (@ladytuono)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 19:26 GMT

Seddera Side (@sedderaside)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:05 GMT

this movie was so profound

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 18:14 GMT

Trying to watch Airplane! and Southwest just cancelled my HBO Max. Goddamn.

Brent Terhune in Akron Jan 6 & 7 (@BrentTerhune)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 23:05 GMT

(me to a dog groomer) what you’re doing here is sick, you won’t get away with this

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 15:20 GMT

There are a couple days left, so: I urge you, deeply urge you, to write a few hundred words reflecting on the year you've had and the year you hope to have. I've been doing this for almost a decade and let me tell you, the solipsism is very rewarding.

justin m. duke (@jmduke)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/jmduke/status/1608598907768147970

fortunately my job forces me to do this every year

isaac (@isaacinthesky)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/jasserole/status/1608958773292584961

frankly, for children in general

caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/calebsaysthings/status/1608958493842886656

same for having straight children

jasserole (@jasserole@mastodon.world) (@jasserole)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:50 GMT

i love you little greta. recycling a little extra tonight for you girl

kate (@kate___ali)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 04:43 GMT

“Are you busy?” Me:

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 12:22 GMT

I remember back in the day when people used to text everyone in their contact list just after midnight on New Years Eve sending them best wishes, do people still do that? 🤔

Eddie Jaoude | EddieHub | Open Source GitHub Star (@eddiejaoude)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 11:29 GMT

Our New Year’s Eve tradition is going to bed before midnight, and I love it

I set out with a few goals this year, one of them was to maintain a 50% risk of catching covid. To this day, I’ve still never had it. Really happy with 2022 🙂

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 13:21 GMT

I’ve successfully reached the boredom point. That means I’ve fully recovered and relaxed this holiday. I’m deffo closing the studio down early next year for Xmas too. I might even fuck around and work …

The youngest MP in British parliament @NadiaWhittomeMP says the LGBTQ+ community must unite in the face of “the government’s culture war” 🇬🇧 gaytimes.co.uk/originals/nadi…

GAY TIMES (@gaytimes)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 12:00 GMT

if you go to greta's twitter page right now you get to see all three stones of power

clip studio pain (@freezydorito)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 09:33 GMT

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What do people claim is in the bible but is absolutely nowhere to be found in scripture?

Harry Margulies (@Askwhyisit)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 14:16 GMT

tim. (@denvercoder)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 09:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/Askwhyisit/status/1608829257664405507

White people.

John Soboleski (@SoboleskiJohn)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 16:31 GMT

ace ventura’s behavior was not “alrighty then” and it’s not alrighty now

ivan : ) (@JoannaNewSum41)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 18:02 GMT

If she sends you bewbs, lewds or newds you better fucking appreciate it.

Lock Down Your Life (@lockdownurlife)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 01:04 GMT

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU The Matrix was made by two trans women that both hate you personally

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Mia Moore (Los Angeles 1/13) (@StopTweetingMia)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 17:42 GMT

They took the midnight snake goin anywhere

maria🦝 (@mariamainmo)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:09 GMT

every job is inherently underpaid because that is the only way that companies can extract profit under capitalism. if they’re correctly paying you or overpaying you, they’re failing at their job and they will be in fiscal trouble.

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tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 01:15 GMT