https://twitter.com/potetotes/status/1605349313286119424

He did the same at Facebook on my team. Joined, realised it couldn’t be done with a few overnight Red Bull sessions, and instead required real engineering, then bolted. Real artists ship, real engineers follow through, even if it’s boring

Shane O'Sullivan (@chofter)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 09:09 GMT

I think the takeaway here is that no matter how smart you are, it’s not realistic to expect to effect meaningful change to complex systems in a short amount of time then leave. Same reason why consultants are not effective. No skin in the game/appreciation of how it came to be. twitter.com/realgeorgehotz…

lauren (@potetotes)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 23:47 GMT

(OSHA inspector walking into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory) what the fuck

Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 18:25 GMT

rogue one é o melhor star wars

bird on a plane (@santarelli)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 22:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/alendrel/status/1605255681384550400

Welcome to the tribe! We WOULD have cookies but Gerry forgot to bring em again.

Henchman For hire. (@RajenPrasad86)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 17:58 GMT

i love when ADHD people use parentheses because it’s like oooooh bonus context

Vivian (@muchnerve)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 17:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/muchnerve/status/1605255474521202690

You’d really like my work emails then, I try to jam parenthesis in parts that are already in parenthesis.

Vince J (@Mistrblank)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 23:57 GMT

I was incarcerated when I was a 14 year old child and it will never stop being weird and monstrous to me that the US has actual child prisons and we all just think that’s normal

☭ Cough on the Rich ☭ (@Milkvamp)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:19 GMT

It’s shocking how many Autists and ADHD’ers have Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (RSD)! Perhaps we are so used to being criticised for our differences, entirely blamed for mutual communication challenges, and told we have done something wrong, that we just come to expect rejection?

Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 19:35 GMT

a list of nice things for you: a loved one sautéing onions in the kitchen, a soft cashmere scarf that makes you feel like you’re a romcom character, the clink of bracelets against each other, someone’s nose crinkling when they laugh, the thin wisp of smoke when a candle burns out

the moon’s wife (@bookishseawitch)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 22:46 GMT

Sounds like George Hotz found out what “load-bearing tech debt” is, huh? 🙃

trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:14 GMT

Some values like efficiency/performance and reliability are impossible to inject into the company culture at a later time. Regardless of your political capital, as an individual contributor, it’s hard if not impossible to deeply impact the company. twitter.com/id_aa_carmack/…

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I resigned from Meta, and my internal post got leaked to the press, resulting in some fragmented quotes. Here is the full thing: facebook.com/permalink.php?…

John Carmack (@ID_AA_Carmack)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 01:55 GMT

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1605455595640864773

working with a team requires different skillset (e.g. people skill, team working) to being a 10x indie dev

Jane Mastodon Wong (@wongmjane)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/sachasayan/status/1605456410623426560

Turns out when your new fancy search function needs to worry about things like scalability, design system consistency, abuse mitigation, multi-device support, and multi-language support, it's going to take a lot longer than two weeks to get a deployment out. Wild, huh?

Sacha Sayan (Parody) (@sachasayan)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1605455595640864773

Nah. He's a 10x "lone wolf" programmer who's only ever worked on startup projects, found out that large-org programming is hard, and got way deep in over his head. World's smallest violin over here.

Sacha Sayan (Parody) (@sachasayan)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 06:53 GMT

Whoah my timeline is now 80% of people I follow and less ads :o This is actually nice

blank (@kefimochi)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:09 GMT

My first talk in years (panels don’t count) will be at cfg mgmt camp in Ghent - if you want to learn some of what we’re thinking with @thesysteminit , come to Ghent!

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Looks like the @cfgmgmtcamp schedule has been drafted!! cfp.cfgmgmtcamp.org/2023/schedule/

Paul Stack (@stack72)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 21:01 GMT

Adam Jacob (@adamhjk)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 03:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605274314797883400

haters will say it's fake so I recorded the unboxing

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605275081550319636

I've seen like three people complain about me ordering a nothing burger so lemme clarify: my local McDonalds pays its staff $15/hr. I am being a job creator twitter.com/lalavurso/stat…

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 20:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605274541936316416

I tipped the dasher $6 so I effectively paid $15 for a lack of cheeseburger capitalism is so wild

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605273395007987713

THEY DELIVERED AN EMPTY WRAPPER!!!!

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605269131388919844

shit! shit shit shit what do i say

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:41 GMT

OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order. will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:28 GMT

I just had my first real scary production engineering oncall alert: "there are no free hosts on the production cluster" 😱 No more hosts were being added AND the cluster needed to scale up very very quickly given the time of day. I managed to un-fuck the situation all by myself! And without any real issues. That could've been a very bad night for me, I'm proud of myself for sorting it out :) #oncall #ProductionEngineering

what do we want? serotonin and dopamine!! when do we want it? (sitting on the floor crying) I don't even know anymore

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mstdn.social) (@lolennui)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 20:03 GMT

I know the differences between authentication and authorization :) I just don't always know which a person is talking about in a given context

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I'm grateful that when I don't know whether to say "authenticate" or "authorize", I can always say "auth" and be right 🙃

🧗‍♂️ Matt Holt (@mholt6)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 19:29 GMT

🧗‍♂️ Matt Holt (@mholt6)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 20:04 GMT

Comforting myself by saying that picking principal engineer’s brain on an entirely new tech project in front of the team & asking what feels like stupid questions means others don’t have to put themselves in a vulnerable position while maybe having same questions as me 🙈

blank (@kefimochi)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1605267795444305920

Look I’m starting discussions and trying to bring clarity even if I don’t have it myself yet that’s gotta be something 😭

blank (@kefimochi)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:24 GMT

me this week at work when im asked to do a minor task

Bhald Bhaddie (@teejslipko)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 15:44 GMT

every year i forget i did this the previous year it’s wonderful

Josh Crutchmer (@jcrutchmer)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 17:36 GMT

create fixup commits for topic branches. Contribute to torbiak/git-autofixup development by creating an account on GitHub.

Everyone on Twitter rn:

Ash (@theashrb)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 03:01 GMT

That one person on Twitter who makes everyone feel either uncomfortable or seen with their questions

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https://twitter.com/AlexJonesax/status/1605155857427218432

Your tweets remind me of this meme a lot

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 11:11 GMT

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 12:02 GMT

Doing work that enriches my soul is becoming non-negotiable as time goes by.

Heldiney 🇺🇦 (@heldiney)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 12:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/AlexJonesax/status/1605155857427218432

Your tweets remind me of this meme a lot

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 11:11 GMT

Spent my oncall allowance on cold and flu meds instead of food today. What a waste.

Mastodon is a free, open-source social networking service that is decentralized ...

Attached: 1 image found myself in a tesco, who knew?

I wonder how the reply guys are getting on with no one but to reply to than themselves

Women only get hotter in their 30s actually, hope this is helpful

Bobson🌱Dougnutt (@f_a_infinityy)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 18:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604955466727047168

Which one of these is yellow and which one is blue? You can't tell if you grayscale the page to remove the color. #a11y

Paul J. Adam (@pauljadam)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 03:31 GMT