men will do ANYTHING to avoid carrying a bag

Post details

one of the best messages i ever received from my mom was about this guy at costco with a hot dog in every pocket of his cargo shorts

atomly (@atomly)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 19:11 GMT

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 19:14 GMT

one of the best messages i ever received from my mom was about this guy at costco with a hot dog in every pocket of his cargo shorts

atomly (@atomly)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 19:11 GMT

"omg depression can get so bad people can't brush their teeth???" people's depression gets so bad they kill themselves Janet

agnes stan club (@starshipdyke)Tue, 23 Mar 2021 13:50 GMT

In other news, I am now my-family-is-discussing-my-different-snoring-styles-old.

Others have since shared some of their ordering hacks to save money at the fast food chain

Paul it is a TOILET not a BEACH

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 22:11 GMT

nyc cop bravery holds a flashlight while the people save someone who had fallen on the subway tracks, give him a round of applause everyone

riley (@princess_antifa)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 13:14 GMT

Even when the cop is in the perfect position to help, ordinary people are the ones keeping each other safe.

Post details

nyc cop bravery holds a flashlight while the people save someone who had fallen on the subway tracks, give him a round of applause everyone

riley (@princess_antifa)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 13:14 GMT

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 14:36 GMT

Who knew that Sheffield was so into AWS?

Lucy Davinhart - blahaj.social/@strawb (@LucyDavinhart)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 09:35 GMT

Can’t believe Mexico is leaving the EU.

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 18:06 GMT

The butter was solid and would lead to sub optimal buttering of my toast so I put it in the microwave for 20s to "soften" it but ended up cooking the middle and it popping out like a big spot 🤣

Karl (@karlstoney)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 10:24 GMT

All people who work at a company with OKRs have a praise kink.

Anthony Dever (@anthonydever)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 04:15 GMT

A surprising irony about working in TypeScript: The better I get at it, the fewer types I declare. I declare types at the “edges” of my app: ✅Endpoint responses ✅Environment vars ✅Browser storage ✅Querystrings These types “flow” throughout the app. #typescript

Cory House (@housecor)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 20:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/mckinneykelsey/status/1616509989417529345

Everyone is stressed right now and tired, and CEOs don't like that. They don't like that people aren't hustling beyond what they are paid for. They don't like that they aren't getting free work. This is a power play. Do not let them have it.

kelsey mckinney (@mckinneykelsey)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 18:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/arinspanner1/status/1616275664356937728

first of all I’m so happy to be the recipient of your first and only tweet. second, I didn’t

rogert (@imrogert)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 03:26 GMT

in college I took my geology final on LSD and scored the highest grade in 3 years. I identified the rocks by licking them

rogert (@imrogert)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/imrogert/status/1616234267582861312

not kidding. I felt like I unearthed hidden knowledge. I took my hoodie on and off like 40 times during the test

rogert (@imrogert)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/AngeliaDesselle/status/1522948044043468800

Why does this phenomenon only happen to white American republicans?

Ducky 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇹🇫🇷 (@UtdDucky)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 15:13 GMT

Post details

Under communism all public transit will be on the Trainblerone

Bread Pyramid Thing (@redpyrameadhead)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:28 GMT

Bread Pyramid Thing (@redpyrameadhead)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 20:05 GMT

Been awake since 1am (it's now 4am) why does it feel like I have total clarity of thought now and not during the day 😂

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 03:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/urlichsanais/status/1616696930461179905

I wrote everything down and also explored some difficult topics. Why waste the time 🤣

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 07:31 GMT

Elric of Melniboné(r) (@ArmorofIre)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 03:49 GMT

Remember kids, spite is a perfectly acceptable reason to continue

@chaoticgaythey@mastodon.social (@chaoticgaythey)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 07:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/MaisonDeSnark/status/1616596134000201728

Yes, but I think 1899 managed to pay off the obligatories before setting up the non-existent S2. A show I just finished watching leaves the fate of everyone and everything hanging.

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 01:00 GMT

Just like to point out that the statement, “I support trans people but Self ID might be abused by male sex offenders,” is not intended as genuine support or concern, it’s designed to make you think that any trans woman you encounter is a possible sex offender.

Fancy Brenda 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) (@SpillerOfTea)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 12:35 GMT

I invite high-budget streaming TV shows to consider ending season 1 with some kind of conclusion that ties up the threads in the story.

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 00:23 GMT

went on a first date tonight that lasted 7 minutes because the second question he asked me was how big my boobs were

bailey moon (@Baileymoon15)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 23:33 GMT

I WORK AT A LAW FIRM!!!!!!!!!!!

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 15:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/abomnblejoeman/status/1616606475773960192

i just said “absolutely not” and got up and left. we hadn’t ordered anything yet so i didn’t feel bad

bailey moon (@Baileymoon15)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 06:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/readDanwrite/status/1616475710255923203

No, you didn't say otherwise. You just conveniently left that bit ("email") out. In doing so, you made a tough story, worse. Shocking. A journalist taking the axiom, "If it bleeds it leads" to the extreme.

Geoff Pomerantz (@gpmrntz)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 17:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/TungusBusko/status/1616088909469085696

if only they were forced

joe isaac (@Wee_Joe_isaac)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 14:56 GMT

Outside of my Ring 0, it's getting more and more difficult to really give a fuck about anything or anyone.

💖 @EvieAlways@tech.lgbt 💖 (@EvieAlways)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 20:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/magicdome_/status/1616225075602104321

I'm going on blåhaj tank

puzzled princess 🧩 (@nunmoder)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:19 GMT

can one of you stripey sock bitches please program a duolingo-type app for voice training

puzzled princess 🧩 (@nunmoder)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 05:53 GMT

If you can’t be concretely helpful to people who’ve lost their jobs, it’s best to STFU rather than resort to these sort of bromides. Try telling this to someone from India stuck in the green card queue for 15 years or someone who has a mortgage and 3 children to care for.

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 21:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1616525847883644949

And I made shibarbie decor

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 21:17 GMT

cuphead is the perfect unwind game cause there’s no room for anxiety in your brain when you’re using every single brain cell you have to dodge like 50 things at once

I'mma say this again. Be careful accepting a role at a company that has not done layoffs yet. Be skeptical and ask questions. I'm hearing some wild stories out here.

Post details

https://twitter.com/polotek/status/1587114580517351424

If a company has not done layoffs in 2022, be very skeptical of their hiring. People will tell you things are going great and they're not planning layoffs. But things can change real quick. And new hires are on the chopping block first.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Mon, 31 Oct 2022 16:11 GMT

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 17:56 GMT

Search for the query instead of typing it by hand.

Attached: 1 image Clickbait your CV's, yo... 😄

DeSantis banning AP African American Studies is a reminder of that old quote -- White privilege is when your history is the curriculum and every other history is an elective.

Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 05:05 GMT