Got that weird nervous/excited/not-sure-what-is-going-on energy today. New job tomorrow. New people. New processes. New codebase. New approaches. [arm flailing]

i went to a therapist for gender dysphoria and she deadnamed me and told me i reminded her of her daughter. i had one intro session and in the last five minutes she stopped and asked if i wanted to go ahead and roleplay coming out to my parents right then

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has a therapist ever said something so wack to you that it gave you the ick and you had to fire them

trash jones (@jzux)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 23:31 GMT

jesse 🖤 (@null_jesse)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 15:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/null_jesse/status/1609928805011050496

the therapist i was seeing for gender dysphoria right before that told me the manic episode where i spent $25,000 and really just destroyed my whole life was not a real manic episode and i was exaggerating ^_^

jesse 🖤 (@null_jesse)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 15:07 GMT

A quick experience report with using an RSS reader for a week. Overall, I'm happy with how things are turning out, but I have a lot of gripes.

Big thanks to @awscloud for sponsoring my Open Source work! It was very unexpected but greatly appreciated 🤩 github.com/sponsors/macie…

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 15:18 GMT

last lie-in with dora of the holiday period has now come to an end i love this chonker of a cat loaf

Attached: 1 image Have you heard about our lord and saviour, the #AirFryer? #HashBrowns

I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow. Can we just stay on PTO the rest of January?

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 13:22 GMT

Tonight I learned that my mom has, on at least a few occasions, suggested a single woman check out my website and contact me if interested. I found it quite funny (and sweet, of course) as a modern …

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we need to discuss the CULTURAL IMPACT Hugh Grant acting in romcoms had on the adolescence of a GENERATION!

sofia’s booktwt ━✫ cardan’s smudged kohl (@booksessedwhore)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 12:36 GMT

Deep-cleaned my fridge today, so if you need me I’ll be opening the door every time I walk by and sighing the satisfied sigh of someone who’ll never be young again

Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 17:49 GMT

Now I no longer work with them I can tell some of my ex-colleagues what I *really* think of them! @richard@bagshaw.social you're a wonderful person and you're better than you think you are, you're talented and skilled and need to trust your gut more and not let overthinking stop you, you got this! @anthony@bitbang.social never had a team lead that fought for me like you did. You're a protector, teacher, and kind soul. I learned and grew so much working with you and it was a privilege!

fucked up looking food (@fuckedupfoods)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 21:48 GMT

Attached: 1 image me as soon as i got a negative covid test

No one owes anyone a response and you do not get to harass people for not responding. This is NOT okay.

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If I choose to not engage with you on one social media platform repeatedly reaching out to me on multiple platforms is a form of harassment. Me not responding to you is not a cybercrime. Sharing my private information online without my permission is a crime though.

Sarah Lean 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@TechieLass)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 16:40 GMT

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 18:23 GMT

If I choose to not engage with you on one social media platform repeatedly reaching out to me on multiple platforms is a form of harassment. Me not responding to you is not a cybercrime. Sharing my private information online without my permission is a crime though.

Sarah Lean 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@TechieLass)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 16:40 GMT

Oh cool an affront to God

Ho Ho Homo Xmas 🎄 (@liturgicalgay)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:02 GMT

They are called 'Bullet Points' because Death by Powerpoint.

@mikko (@mikko)Tue, 31 Jul 2012 13:05 +0000

Congrats. You made it through the third year of 2020.

Radical Centrist, wrathful tantric deity 🇺🇦 (@RadCentrism)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 02:57 GMT

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Things I'm going to do in 2023: just block devs / technies who do the pedantic nit-picking of things that people post. Fuck off with your "I'm being technically right so I'm better than you" attitude. Humour isn't a place for "well actually..."

I suspect that farting rainbows was too "woke" so they decided on an unbroken stream of shart instead. Which I suppose is more apt.

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Not quite sure what to make of the clenched buttocks logo on the floors of the Texas State Capitol.

David KC (@DavidMuttering)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 19:21 GMT

The SecretBatcave (@secretbatcave)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 10:37 GMT

Not quite sure what to make of the clenched buttocks logo on the floors of the Texas State Capitol.

David KC (@DavidMuttering)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 19:21 GMT

writing down progress each day has had the unintended side effect of wanting to have at least one thing to write down 😂 today I was very lazy but I managed to scrub the window sashes and trims as prep for painting this week

Suz Hinton (@noopkat)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 10:15 GMT

My one goal in the new year is to vibe, if you see me insufficiently vibing by March plz call me out

Dalida "Zoum Zoum Zom" (1969) HQ Audio! (@Zam__Zoum)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 18:51 GMT

I may not be able to do some of what my neurotypical friends and family can... but I can create my art :) I started my aerial embroidery journey 3.5 years ago and love it more every day! Do you create art? What kind? #autism #ActuallyAutistic #neurodivergent

Victoria Rose Richards (@chromato_mania)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:56 GMT

We live in a comedy

Conspiracy Bullshit (@ConspiracyBull1)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 13:39 GMT

Can i commission someone to paint this

helena (@freshhel)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 05:03 GMT

J.K. Rowling: I will use every single dollar I receive to harm trans people me: then I shall not give you dollars transphobes-in-waiting: why can't you separate the art from the artist

Timothy Hucks (Will write for money) (@Ame0baRepublic)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 23:39 GMT

Attached: 1 image https://github-contributions.vercel.app/ Is really neat - renders a single image with your entire GitHub contribution history, mine goes all the way back to 2008!

Fucking fireworks. I just want to go to sleep and I can’t because they’re both loud, and aggravating the dog! Grrrrr.

happy new year, friends! 🥂🍾 hope the new year brings some ease and happiness for us all 💛

I call this “my job is very challenging in a good way and I have no spoons left for open source right now”* *not every type of work contribution is measurable

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 22:37 GMT

Super happy that my article on OAuth and APIs made the @StackOverflow@twitter.com blog's top 10 list of articles this year. Check it out: https://stackoverflow.blog/2022/12/22/the-complete-guide-to-protecting-your-apis-with-oauth2/

these don’t feel authentic - i can look in their eyes and see they’ve used an air fryer before.

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Wet plate photographs taken on the set of Greta Gerwig’s ‘Little Women’

ahmad (@thisisnotahmad)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 05:15 GMT

k*n ❤️‍🔥 (@lNTERNETBBY)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:01 GMT

Do #Kanban Method/#NakedPlanning practitioners celebrate New Year's Day? After all, it's an arbitrarily timeboxed iteration.

☕ J. B. Rainsberger at jbrains at mastodon.social (@jbrains)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 18:57 GMT

The last three years, explained

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 19:58 GMT

best dialogue (?) scene of 2022 hands down! everything everywhere all at once

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What is your favorite line of dialogue and/or line delivery of the year? Threaded a few of mine. None are meant to indicate "the best" but they're ones that resonated and stuck with me!

Michelle Iannantuono (@ladytuono)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 19:26 GMT

Seddera Side (@sedderaside)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:05 GMT

this movie was so profound

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 18:14 GMT

Trying to watch Airplane! and Southwest just cancelled my HBO Max. Goddamn.

Brent Terhune in Akron Jan 6 & 7 (@BrentTerhune)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 23:05 GMT