feel like they're not supposed to just say that out loud

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We tried to tell you the Jan 6 was grounded in white supremacy. Fmr. Head of DC National Guard to Jan. 6 Committee: “Our Response Would’ve Been ‘Vastly Different’ if the Rioters Were Black” mediaite.com/a/fsgxs

Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:19 GMT

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1607677190254235648

You’ve spent your whole life training to fight and just got your ass kicked in one tweet from a teenage girl. Well done.

Zack “May Not Be Notable” Hunt (@ZaackHunt)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 14:51 GMT

Gotta love how conservatives degrade and shame drag queens, then turn around and take their underage boys to a strip club.

Not Pokket 😈 (@NotPokket)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 19:45 GMT

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com

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Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.

Andrew Tate (@Cobratate)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 09:58 GMT

Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 11:07 GMT

Please don’t

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You can start a No-Code SaaS for under $250 - Typeform ($50/mo) - Webflow ($18/mo) - Airtable ($20/mo) - Zapier ($134/mo) P.S. This is the stack I’d be learning to start a No-Code SaaS in 2023

Will Maxwell (@NoCodeWill)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 19:56 GMT

Theo - t3.gg (@t3dotgg)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 07:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1608159685227732993

Rebrand to Clappers and they’ll take over the market

Terrance McKinney (@twrecks155)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 18:13 GMT

Code is a liability, not an asset. So goal of software engineer is delivering the maximum amount of desired functionality at the cost of the least amount of code complexity, even as desired functionality evolves over time.

Greg Brockman (@gdb)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 03:03 GMT

Well?? Discuss!!

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 05:13 GMT

they call them golden handcuffs and with that band woods expect them to have the fuzzy plush thing even anazonbasics has but nope they hurt

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over the last year I’ve come to hate nearly everything about tech- the insipid culture, the lack of diversity of thought, the endless sycophants worshipping vapid thought leaders why did the computer industry become this ugly thing???

sid (hooded arc) (@ftlsid)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:14 GMT

clip studio pain (@freezydorito)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 20:46 GMT

over the last year I’ve come to hate nearly everything about tech- the insipid culture, the lack of diversity of thought, the endless sycophants worshipping vapid thought leaders why did the computer industry become this ugly thing???

sid (hooded arc) (@ftlsid)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:14 GMT

I don’t agree with everything in this post by M.G. Siegler (found via @rcrackley) but I do love the “Mastodon brought a protocol to a product fight” line. Of course, the protocol is plumbing. Like the IndieWeb specs, the protocol is implementing a philosophy, and that matters.

new trend your clown name is your first name + your last name

https://twitter.com/danidonovan/status/1608178421753909249

ADHD feels like constantly begging people to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are not, in fact, pissing them off on purpose

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 19:09 GMT

“Jeez, why do you always get so defensive?” idk, it’s almost like spending my formative years being criticized for things i didn’t do on purpose taught me to reflexively stand up for myself (since no one else ever did)

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 19:09 GMT

100 years of dreaming. 100 years of creating. 100 years of Stan Lee. Stan Lee, an Original documentary, is streaming 2023 on @DisneyPlusUK.

Marvel UK & Ireland (@MarvelUK)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 18:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/IAmJerdog/status/1608155945036652544

We regret to inform you that between this article being published and the present time DevOps has died yet again. That's approximately 15 times in 2022 alone.

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 17:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1608031736214048771

And you're gonna get fired!

Dennis "Tail Number: N628TS" DiClaudio (@dennisdiclaudio)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 13:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1608031736214048771

Advertisers will be lined up to come back after that response.

Gary Black (@garyblack00)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 12:30 GMT

number one rule on here as a big account is dont respond to random replies like this. but elon shit out a half assed comeback on a 300 follower guy less than a minute after he got it. now we know he reads every reply telling him he sucks, his kids hate him, he's pathetic, etc lol twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

leon (@leyawn)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 16:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1607997591870124032

Maybe not, but you've got the impulse control of a toddler. I really hope you've got some secret plan, but as it stands now, you paid the most ever to be the biggest internet troll.

Peter Kacandes (@ElGrecoSF)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 09:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1608143077910233098

Leroy Patterson (@HumanTackboard)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 17:30 GMT

I once worked with a manager who asked “Why do we all need these SREs when the site never goes down?”, and I think about that a lot.

John Arundel (@bitfield)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 18:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1607997591870124032

come on elon

Danielle Fong 💁🏻‍♀️ (@DanielleFong)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 07:17 GMT

really astounding when you sit and think about how many people believe this adult man is just worlds past the intelligence level of anyone else on earth twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 17:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1608128979839471616

We cis people are explicit about pronouns on top of visual cues in order to help normalize their expression for those who might not be cis. Simple as.

Fred Scharmen (@sevensixfive)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 16:42 GMT

"Alright. Apart from 1988, 1994, 1995, 1999, 2004, 2005 and 2019, when has the BBC ever repeated Monty Python?"

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Can anyone ( including BBC employees ) tell me why the BBC has not shown Monty Python for a couple of decades ?

John Cleese (@JohnCleese)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 16:14 GMT

Alex Watson (@imalexwatson)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 09:47 GMT

The BBC lost the broadcast rights to Monty Python to the Monty Python group in a court case in 1976 and they've since been sold by the members to various networks including UKTV & Netflix. But why let facts get in the way of your victim complex?

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Can anyone ( including BBC employees ) tell me why the BBC has not shown Monty Python for a couple of decades ?

John Cleese (@JohnCleese)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 16:14 GMT

r (@recombobulating)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 16:55 GMT

glass onion was so good but nothing’s topping the chemistry this cast had 😭😭😭😭

❤️‍🔥 (@selfcontrI)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 18:34 GMT

i love the silly gay detective & his baking enthusiast husband #GlassOnion

tills 💭 (@tilljep)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 11:23 GMT

Netflix currently has the rights to Monty Python. I imagine John knows this given he would probably have received a residual cheque when the sale happened but then he couldn’t pretend to be a victim of a culture he is desperate to be cancelled from.

twitter.com/johncleese/sta…

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Can anyone ( including BBC employees ) tell me why the BBC has not shown Monty Python for a couple of decades ?

John Cleese (@JohnCleese)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 16:14 GMT

Ethan Lawrence (@EthanDLawrence)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 17:32 GMT

Live footage of Ben Shapiro tweeting about why he didn't like Glass Onion.

Adam Lance Garcia (@AdamLanceGarcia)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 14:33 GMT

Watched GLASS ONION again and I think it’s beautiful that Rian Johnson was like “I wonder if my class critique was a bit too subtle last time, let’s just dedicate 2.5 hours to pointing and laughing at Elon Musk, the world’s number one dumbass bitch”

Abe Goldfarb (@AbeGoldfarb)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 01:48 GMT

shit talk glass onion all you want but the brilliance of the set dec cannot be denied. miles hung the damn rothko upside down

lauren 🎬 (@laurenjcoates)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 21:00 GMT

my favorite thing about #GlassOnion is how it uses the pandemic as a shorthand to illustrate the characters’ values. small things like the type of mask someone wears to how willing characters are to socially distance immediately shows how much they care about others

cole 🔊 (@misthiOSX)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 18:16 GMT

all I want is intimate friendships & fulfilling community without ever having to text anybody back, is that too much to ask?!?!????

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 21:04 GMT

Twitter is a micro-blogging platform that includes: - Content authoring - Content consumption - Content hosting - Content aggregation Mastodon is mimicking that in a federated setup, but the holy grail is really when we break it apart. Eg @ivory@tapbots.social is an awesome app for content consumption and authoring. My own website is a great place for hosting content. Aggregation is something eg. search indexes like Google is great at. This is why l’m intrigued about the #IndieWeb

FUN FACT: Did you know it's impossible to become a billionaire through your own labor?

Emma Evans 🌻 (@MelanieMoore)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 04:28 GMT

This is actually very fitting because cops would 100% incarcerate the grinch before they'd ever teach him to love the holiday spirit.

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Grinch caught by Hinesburg Police wcax.com/2022/12/23/gri… #vt

Channel 3 News (@wcax)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 22:30 GMT

☆Navi☆ (@MystletainnNavi)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 14:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/sorrelkj/status/1607244943982235653

if they arrested the grinch the story would be such a bummer. because cops are a bummer

sorrel kerr-jung (@sorrelkj)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 05:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/sorrelkj/status/1607244943982235653

IN MY TOWN WE HAVE THIS GIANT ASS DINOSAUR STARUE IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN AND EVERY YEAR THEY MAKE IT EAT THE GRINCH

Jack Seriani (@JackVitae)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 23:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/sorrelkj/status/1607244943982235653

The grinch was all like "oh I get it it's a community and not just a consumerist thing that exists specifically to trigger my misophonia every year" and got invited to the lunch and presumably given earplugs as gifts every year.

KM "1 billion antibodies in a trenchcoat" Krone (@KMKrone_writes)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 03:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/sorrelkj/status/1607244943982235653

The Grinch actually saved Christmas in the movie because if he hadn't stolen the presents in the first place the town wouldn't have shed the consumerist nature the holiday had taken on under capitalism, but people only remember him for being a hater 🤣

Rhyme (@Marching_Ants_)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 09:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/sorrelkj/status/1607245135875813376

you’re supposed to sing sweet songs to the grinch and offer him a place at the christmas dinner table not put him in jail. what the hell

sorrel kerr-jung (@sorrelkj)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 05:22 GMT

Attached: 1 image My work 'Secret Santa' present just arrived a little late but it's spot on 😍 What a great gift 😊

so godaddy runs a brilliant new scam where if your domain name expires, they purchase it, park it, and then pretend someone else bought it and make you bargain via a “godaddy broker” to get it back. their “suggested starting bid” for our indie game’s website was $2-4,000

Katie Chironis (@kchironis)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 21:59 GMT