between libsoftiktok showing her face on tucker carlson and then immediately getting ID’d in january 6 footage, and andrew tate accidentally revealing his location via a pizza box, it has been a great week for this one very specific kind of schadenfreude

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:33 GMT

It finally happened. Someone got ratioed so hard they got arrested.

Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 00:41 GMT

If I never met people at that protest in 2015 and never saw how things worked at Lyft, I'd probably be more comfortable with the amount of "casual" violence we permit in the private tech …

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Prince Andrew Andrew Tate 🤝 Fucked by pizza

Hanna Ines Flint (@HannaFlint)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:05 GMT

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I think Rian Johnson should just make a Knives Out movie to specifically insult every billionaire, working his way through them methodically one by one.

Hal Duncan @halduncan@mastodon.scot (@Hal_Duncan)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 02:22 GMT

lmao twitter disabled the stock price view widget for tesla and *just* tesla

Elaine Scattermoon (@scattermoon)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 15:39 GMT

I trained at Waffle House. twitter.com/satintightspod…

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https://twitter.com/RealLyndaCarter/status/1608144864801169412

Satin Tights: A Wonder Woman Podcast (@SatinTightsPOD)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 21:50 GMT

Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 16:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608580052220014592

A downfall in 4 parts.

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 21:53 GMT

greta is so powerful twitter.com/joshuaphilll/s…

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Now confirmed that Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have been arrested in Romania in a human trafficking probe.

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 21:41 GMT

jourdain (@judysquirrels)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 21:50 GMT

Julia Hartley-Brewer deleted her tweet in which she used “autistic” as an insult about Greta Thunberg. Being disabled doesn’t mean you have a bad life, Julia. Having no soul does.

Frances Ryan (@DrFrancesRyan)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 09:49 GMT

People who cheat in online games, why hurt you? What sad lives you lead needing to cheat and ruin it for others.

I’m finding my feed skews very white and male despite the fact that I followed a lot of my Twitter friends over here. I also find a lot of folks on here very “old guard”, in the sense that they have been here a long time and want you to know it, and that your opinion doesn’t count if you’re new. Some people have been quite rude. Idk. I’m still not convinced.

Attached: 2 images They say not to read the comments. But I just did on a talk of mine (Dungeons, Dragons & Developers). Worth it.

Glass Onion was so good I want them to make enough movies in the Knives Out franchise for Daniel Craig’s star to be completely eclipsed as James Bond and immortalized instead as Benoit Blanc

chai ⵣ🇲🇦 (@proyearner)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 19:29 GMT

[Benoit Blanc voice] Hells bells these Muppets have gotten themselves into some sort of great caper.

Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 16:44 GMT

benoit blanc i know what you are

Em 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 (@magicstranges)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 22:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/magicstranges/status/1607500462416359424

benoit blanc: feminist, detective, badass, throat goat

ley 🎨 (@leysart22)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 04:57 GMT

you could not hold me at gunpoint to watch the last two bond movies but I’d watch Daniel Craig play this Gay Southern Detective in another 50 murder mysteries. He clearly thrives in roles where he actually gets to Play A Character and clearly have a lot of fun

Mister Doctor- Will (@misterdrtweets)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 00:31 GMT

I want this to be a Hollywood institution. I want a constant string of actors coming in to have a blast in the latest Benoit Blanc film. I want the BBCU to have a cast list as long as the MCU.

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you could not hold me at gunpoint to watch the last two bond movies but I’d watch Daniel Craig play this Gay Southern Detective in another 50 murder mysteries. He clearly thrives in roles where he actually gets to Play A Character and clearly have a lot of fun

Mister Doctor- Will (@misterdrtweets)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 00:31 GMT

Miggy (@miggylol)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 02:00 GMT

Ok, so for the next Benoit Blanc film, hear me out:

Matt Baume (@MattBaume)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 21:58 GMT

(benoit blanc getting ratatouilled) muh gawd, this creatuh – well, this RAT – he's controllin muh ev'ry move like i'm some sortuh puppet! damn this infernal rodentia, movin me against muh will... but i'd be lyin if i said i didnt wannuh see wheyuh this goes

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 22:20 GMT

Just got a pleasant letter informing me of a 1,240% increase in my community hot water bill 😱 I was expecting a jump but… wow.

Greta does indeed have a small penis. Yours. It’s in a jar on her desk.

Mitch Benn (@MitchBenn)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 23:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/AidanCTweets/status/1608461546103111682

You should apologise to Greta Thunberg and other autistic people who saw that tweet. It displayed a low and offensive opinion of autistic people, especially including it in a list with 'half-educated.' I have two autistic kids, and as a parent I am offended by how you used it.

@aidancomerford@mas.to (@AidanCTweets)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 13:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/AidanCTweets/status/1608462319465697281

Neurodivergent people deserve a lot better public behaviour from @TalkTV presenters. You could have had your go at Greta without resorting to using her autism as a pejorative. But you did. And you should say sorry for doing that.

@aidancomerford@mas.to (@AidanCTweets)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 13:59 GMT

Hi @JuliaHB1, if you include 'autistic' in a list of pejoratives you clearly mean to use it as a pejorative. Deleting it while claiming it's not offensive to do that isn't good enough. @TalkTV are clearly fine with their presenters being unapologetically ableist online.

@aidancomerford@mas.to (@AidanCTweets)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 13:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/rbaylor_74/status/1606059774130278400

I’ve been sitting on this gold for well over a year, anybody saying it’s from last week is cap! 🧢

Wallstreet_Ray (@rbaylor_74)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 18:52 GMT

The craziest Waffle House fight in Austin TX straight up WWE match😂

Wallstreet_Ray (@rbaylor_74)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 22:51 GMT

Andrew Tate’s Wikipedia has been updated …

Simon Harris - Man Behaving Dadly (THAT’S DADLY) (@simonharris_mbd)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 09:59 GMT

(Benoit Blanc on Blues Clues) It appeayus that mistuh salt n’ missus peppuh might have a clue that could elucidate the true nature of this most perplexin’ conuhndruhm

Charlie Higson (@CPHigson)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 12:26 GMT

a 36 year old and a 43 year old talking like this about a teenager btw

Bes D. Marx (@BesDMarx)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 01:33 GMT

A set of policies for Open Policy Agent to validate OpenAPI definitions. - GitHub - kevinswiber/spego: A set of policies for Open Policy Agent to validate OpenAPI definitions.

https://twitter.com/engineering_bae/status/1608157135065747457

A perk I’m sure Mom didn’t see when I was younger: having her own in house bartender.

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:55 GMT

There is a relatively tiny number of human beings who lay claim to more than 99% of all human wealth.They work together to keep all the other humans from getting a share, all the while taking large portions of the wealth those other humans are forced to create for the tiny number

STREET ART UTOPIA ❄️ (@StreetArtUtopia)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 05:16 GMT

Do not call me a "penis-haver." It's offensive and incorrect. I am a penis giver.

Carta Monir (@CartaMonir)Thu, 21 Oct 2021 15:16 +0000

I’ve been railing against Christianity, (notice I said Christianity not religion), because by passing laws that impose your will on me and my family you’re spiritually assaulting me.

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Love love love how someone posts THIS:

tim (fuck your checkmark) (@denvercoder)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:10 GMT

tim (fuck your checkmark) (@denvercoder)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/denvercoder/status/1608226212752642055

When is the last time you saw a Buddhist standing outside of an abortion clinic harassing or intimidating people?

tim (fuck your checkmark) (@denvercoder)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:19 GMT

feel like they're not supposed to just say that out loud

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We tried to tell you the Jan 6 was grounded in white supremacy. Fmr. Head of DC National Guard to Jan. 6 Committee: “Our Response Would’ve Been ‘Vastly Different’ if the Rioters Were Black” mediaite.com/a/fsgxs

Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:19 GMT

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