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"Pussy Ass Bitch" is now in the Congressional Record. Acyn: I just woke up and Twitter is telling me "You are over the daily limit for sending Tweets". So things are still ... I'll be abandoning Twitter soon. Join me on Mastodon: @jwz@mastodon.social jwz.org/b/yj9xj͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ (@jwz)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 21:57 GMT
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this is why i don’t mention the companies i’ve worked for by name. in tech it gets you some clout but clout ain’t worth getting stalked ^_^
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my job is really cool and i'd like to share a lot more cool stuff from it but i can't bc then i tun the risk of someone figuring out where i work and calling my boss to try to get me fired, which someone tried (and failed) to do to me at a different job like 6 years ago
cait (@punished_cait)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 15:50 GMT
✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 17:13 GMT
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Last week, our engineering teams saved 2,600 hours with @turborepo and Vercel Remote Cache. Learn how to set up your own shared cache in three minutes. vercel.com/blog/vercel-re…Vercel (@vercel)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 17:00 GMT
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Attached: 2 images If you have driven in the UK, have you ever wondered why http://GOV.UK looks so familiar? Looking at these 2 slides, will explain why! Note: not my work, these are from an excellent presentation by Charlotte L Downs & Chris Ballantine-Thomas! 😍

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Last September, at the 🇨🇭 Swiss Cloud Native Day, Florian Forster, co-founder & CEO of ZITADEL, talked about why they switched to serverless containers. ZITADEL has a really interesting workload that is both CPU intensive and latency sensitive. On top of this, their users are global, and traffic is bursty. Florian t...

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Obligatory "some personal news" tweet: happy to share that I’ve started this week as an EM at @containersoluti! I'm super excited to get to know the team and work on all things engineering management. Everyone I met is lovely so far and I can't wait to get stuck in!Melinda Seckington (@mseckington)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 16:50 GMT
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Oh it's up
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Bloodhound: Passive - white ravens appear when an enemy is close Tactical - no change Ultimate - when activated a white raven will appear and guide you to the nearest enemy. Less footstep tracks. No other changes to the ultimate functionalityQuitMyDayJ0b (Clark) (@QuitMyDayJ0b)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 16:00 GMT
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In our ops & infra world, we learn to optimise for redundancy, for mean time to recovery and for graceful degradation. We instinctively recognise single points of failure, and try to mitigate the risks associated with them. For some years now, Daniel Vassallo has been doing the same, but in the context of life &amp...

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it remains hilarious that KubeCon is in Amsterdam on 4/20
Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 13:44 GMT
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I'm sorry, this is hilarious
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Hey @CloudNativeFdn, Did you know you booked KubeCon EU in Amsterdam during 420, arguably the busiest and most expensive week of the year?David Flanagan (@rawkode)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 13:45 +0000
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I'll be blunt: I'm buzzing with excitement to weed out the talks from joint ventures and give high marks to the ones about rolling your own pipelines. The talks from the budding green new speakers will be 🔥. It's gonna be lit
Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:35 +0000
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It’s “Call For Papers” (CFP) season in Go land, so we gathered some seriously experienced conference organizers to help YOUR submission be the best ever.

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Me, as aspiring staff eng: I want to be in the room where decisions are made Me in the room where decisions are made: I wonder if the window is locked and how far the drop would be if I climbed out
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Federated deletes are fun. You delete locally and keep receiving responses until your delete successfully propagates -- may never.
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I did it. We're finally publising actionshub/yamllint automatically. We'll now get new container versions on a pull request and a push to main. Those pushed to main will be tagged both latest and whatever the next semver tag is being pushed https://github.com/actionshub/yamllint https://github.com/actionshub/yamllint/blob/main/.github/workflows/publish.yaml I should probably do a full blog post about this because it hurt my head for ages. The only last step to possibly automate (which I'm not sure is possible) is to change the actions.yml file.
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me every time i’ll see a tweet with more than 5 lines
diogo (@diordiogo)Tue, 07 Feb 2023 19:37 GMT
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I used to work at a jewellers. A man came in and said, "Have you got a potato clock?". I said, "Never heard of it, but we have carriage clocks and cuckoo clocks". He said, "That's no good, you see I have a new job that starts at 9, and my wife said I need to get a potato clock".
Terry Cotta (@The_Angry_0ne)Tue, 07 Feb 2023 22:34 GMT
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Why people openly supporting Joanne out of Nostalgia at this point is mindboggling to me.
🐱 🄿🄸🄽🄺 🄲🄰🅃 ▶️FE2023🐱 (@HugoThePinkCat)Tue, 07 Feb 2023 11:18 GMT
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I see takes on here like "the terminally online left is alienating the normies by acting like it's bad to call disabled people the r slur" and it's like you have literally not stepped outside since high school
Jack Saint (is at mastodon.social/@lackingsaint) (@lackingsaint)Tue, 07 Feb 2023 13:20 GMT
Between and I took 4772 steps.
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(Leonardo DiCaprio hitting the blunt) bro my next girlfriend is literally an EGG right now
Stanzi ❤️🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 05:33 GMT
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First open source medical device to get FDA approval. HUGE milestone for open source health care … ❤️🩹 twitter.com/tidepool_org/s…Post details
We did it!!! Groundbreaking news: Tidepool Loop receives FDA Clearance! This is the first ever fully interoperable automated insulin dosing app, cleared by the FDA that began as a patient-led initiative. Find the inside scoop here: tidepool.org/tidepool-loopTidepool (@Tidepool_org)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 22:19 GMT
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We did it!!! Groundbreaking news: Tidepool Loop receives FDA Clearance! This is the first ever fully interoperable automated insulin dosing app, cleared by the FDA that began as a patient-led initiative. Find the inside scoop here: tidepool.org/tidepool-loopTidepool (@Tidepool_org)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 22:19 GMT
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this is literally me, do you have something you want to talk about?
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hearing about a 27 year old staff engineer and going Insane
James Meickle (@jmeickle)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 02:23 GMT
✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 06:03 GMT
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idk man how do you think this does anything but promote impostor syndrome?
✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 06:03 GMT
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do you think my apartment in sf and vacations around the world have been financed by luck or the fact that i’ve been programming since age 9, working customer service since 15, and working in the industry since 19?
✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 06:03 GMT
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There’s only one day left to find your pals on Mastodon via Twitter before the free Twitter API gets shut down. Even if you’re not planning on leaving Twitter, it’s probably worth doing it anyway. …

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dogshit take. I know *several* 25/26 year old Staff engineers whose work has had more global impact than most engineers will have in their lifetime.
tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Tue, 07 Feb 2023 16:24 GMT
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This is such a bad take. I don’t even know what you mean by business cycle, nor has that terminology ever come up in my decade in tech. I don’t think anyone that uses arbitrary requirements to define titles should be deciding who should be staff engineers.Kurt Kemple (@theworstdev)Tue, 07 Feb 2023 12:26 GMT
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I’m a director with less than five years of professional experience. There’s no need to devalue other people’s achievements just because you don’t know how they accomplished them.Post details
I don't think anyone with 5 years of professional experience should be staff, no matter how talented they are. That's not even enough time to witness a business cycle. Not purely an age thing, but unless you entered industry in high school...
James Meickle (@jmeickle)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 12:06 GMT
trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 05:26 GMT
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each time a meme becomes iconic enough, its facial expression or body language should get turned into a new permanent emoji
ms. sophie bites (@sophiebits)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 06:41 GMT
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ms. sophie bites (@sophiebits)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 06:51 GMT
I use Self Hosted Renovate ☺
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hades: you're also getting fired sisyphus: *sigh* is the rock going to be on fire? hades: :)))))))))))))Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten)Tue, 07 Feb 2023 00:52 GMT
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hades: you're getting a promotion sisyphus: but I don't get paid hades: :) sisyphus: *sigh* is it a bigger rock hades: :)))))Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 21:19 GMT
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Anonymous Operations (@AnonOpsSE)Tue, 07 Feb 2023 18:52 GMT
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The $1,300 Calcifer sweater made a WILD decision with where to put his eyes
Robert G. Reeve (@RobertGReeve)Tue, 07 Feb 2023 19:03 GMT
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Maturing is realizing you’re not mentally stable enough to do acid
ʚ♡ɞ dj butangel420 ʚ♡ɞ (@butangel420)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 21:24 GMT
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Also, got a neat @MLHacks #OSS blanket!! Thank you 🙏😁Matt Auerbach (@mauerbac)Tue, 07 Feb 2023 14:15 GMT
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Pixelart oasis once again but with a waterfall 🌊🌱
✨Chrysope ✨ (@Chrysoperla2)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 17:03 GMT
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Attached: 1 image Huge thanks to Tiana Lea for my new profile photo. Her portfolio is at https://tnlphotos.com/ #SOOCon23

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"listen i know he did a bit of a rush job in the basement but this just seems a bit harsh to me!"
bennett (@ImagineAGuy)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 18:39 GMT




