https://twitter.com/qkate/status/1615588922960285696

I don't remember the last time I busted out several hundred words at like 9:15-9:45 at *night*? To *relax*? Did my brain ability from like three years ago decide to make a visit? I hope it stays.

Kate Violette (@qkate)Wed, 18 Jan 2023 05:58 GMT

“oh no, Earth is in debt” to who mfer? Kang the Conqueror? Wtf are you talking about lmao twitter.com/cnn/status/161…

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The world is in debt. A record amount of debt. Three hundred trillion dollars, to be exact. cnn.it/3w7eVy3

CNN (@CNN)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 13:31 GMT

Kyle Romero (@itskyleromero)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 19:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/status/1615163119743139840

"We're sophomores" Sir, you look like you have a mortgage

𝔻𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕪𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕𝕤™ 🏳️‍🌈 (@Shinikage221)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 16:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/status/1615164453393399808

stranger things fans, you are smoking CRACK if you think that shelling out $30 mil PER EPISODE for a netflix exclusive show doesnt have any correlation with how other netflix exclusives r just getting wiped off the site (THEIR 2ND MOST EXPENSIVE SHOW IS LESS THAN HALF THAT BTW)

⌘ left at london ⌘ (@LeftAtLondon)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:09 GMT

sorry the netflix show u worked on got cancelled even though the season was more than halfway finished. if it makes u feel any better, they giving abt 3 united states military budgets worth of funding to the stranger things kids so they can be deepfaked to still look prepubescent

⌘ left at london ⌘ (@LeftAtLondon)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/status/1615163119743139840

14 years after the Stranger Things 5th season, a 40 year old millie bobby brown proudly announces that the new season will take place freshly after the gang graduates college.

⌘ left at london ⌘ (@LeftAtLondon)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:49 GMT

I am REALLY ready to yeet this uterus into SUN! I DON'T WANT KIDS! Leave me ALONE you ASSHOLE!

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Wed, 18 Jan 2023 06:37 GMT

i never thought by age 33 i'd make over $100k per month as a designer and i was right, i can barely afford rent

daryl ginn (@darylginn)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 11:48 GMT

people always think my classics minor was useless for my current tech job but trying to read out of date documentation is prettyyyyy close to analyzing an ancient text

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:23 GMT

The hero we don't deserve

Trans People Getting Common Ws 🏳️‍⚧️ (@CommonTransWs)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/CommonTransWs/status/1615463389727424512

Thank you @transphobia

Trans People Getting Common Ws 🏳️‍⚧️ (@CommonTransWs)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/MKBHD/status/1615424786993414146

Evergreen question for Musk's Twitter.

Lance Ulanoff (@LanceUlanoff)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1615405842735714304

y’all decided to take an L and then put a magnifying glass to it. truly clown behavior.

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 18:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1615405842735714304

What are the rules

Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 19:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1615405842735714304

Cabel (@cabel)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/ipedrazas/status/1615456959267840004

hahaha. this might be the year of the stimmy for me

maisie bell 💖 (@hiMaisie)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1615297348384456710

it’s the small things that keep my undiagnosed adhd in check

maisie bell 💖 (@hiMaisie)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 12:43 GMT

got called out by @beenharsh in the team chat this morning 😩

maisie bell 💖 (@hiMaisie)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 10:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/madebymagnolia/status/1615439300589674496

Just recently I saw "(employee name) layoff discussion" in my boss's work calendar. Eeek!

onefulltimejob (@onefulltimejob)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:55 GMT

So this is how I learned my work calendar wasn’t private.

Paul Jackson (@madebymagnolia)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/madebymagnolia/status/1615439300589674496

I once saw a coworkers calendar with ‘sexy time’ blocked off as out of office for 2 hours in the middle of the day. I never asked, but have been very careful with my calendar ever since. Still wonder what happened in those 2 hours.

Little Debbie Enthusiast (@JoshRAgee)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/madebymagnolia/status/1615439300589674496

Someone asked me once what the spooky event in my calendar was. Turned it they had phonetically processed "OOO" as a ghost noise and not me being too lazy to type "Out of office".

🥨hollyzone🥨 (@hollyzone)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:54 GMT

So @ashleymcnamara has been an amazing friend to me in so many ways, but her hipping me to RSD changed my life for the better in so many ways. This is why, when people say that tech folks should only talk about tech, they can eat actual shit.

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/elchefe/status/1615466883142266881

(Rejection Sensitive Dysmorphia)

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:52 GMT

So there’s even more reason to not follow shitty people: you are now subjecting your followers to their content. Just had a tweet in my TL from Laur*n B*ebert because I follow someone who follows her. 🙄 Follows are endorsement and amplification, I've been saying this forever!!

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1615467687349719043

"But I want to keep tabs on shitty people too" THEN PUT THEM IN A LIST

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:55 GMT

Link to: https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1615405842735714304

A CLI tool to make git changes across many repos, especially useful with Microservices. - GitHub - Clever/microplane: A CLI tool to make git changes across many repos, especially useful with Micros...

Meghan Markle is the perfect example that even when your husband’s uncle is a sex offender connected to pedophiles, being an attractive, smart, successful woman is still a bigger inconvenience to a racist, misogynistic family.

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Meghan Markle is the perfect example of how marrying the wrong woman can destroy your entire family

Vanessa Sierra (@vanessasierra00)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 11:00 GMT

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 18:01 GMT

between losing both justin roiland and andrew tate, it’s been a sad month for white men with no personality my heart goes out to their drywall

Brody from Iowa (@BrodyFStanford)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 17:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/hunter_hhhh/status/1614858776972251139

*in regular Justin Roiland voice* Aww jeez

Rolo McFlurry (@Grape_soda)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 19:40 GMT

justin roiland's lawyers before court

hunter (@hunter_hhhh)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 05:35 GMT

What's the German word for being able to afford almost every little thing you desired as a kid, but feeling nothing shortly after purchasing those dream items?

Iheanyi Ekechukwu (@iheanyi@fireplace.cafe) (@kwuchu)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 16:20 GMT

The second part of a three part look at new features in Go 1.20.

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1615043352226893856

The more I hear about these guys the more I don’t care for them.

Duck the halls with boughs of holly (@amphitryoniades)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 20:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1615043352226893856

LC (@LuvFB_HateFifa)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 23:15 GMT

Well guess what we’re gonna make fun of the Taliban for paying for twitter too twitter.com/bbcworld/statu…

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Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter bbc.in/3ITvJAa

BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 17:48 GMT

Saltinx (@BraveArcanine)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 02:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1615043352226893856

Me to the Taliban:

Craig Moore (@craigmoore02)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 17:59 GMT

One of the worst sex offenders in recent history served as a Met officer for 20 years. Despite the police being repeatedly told of allegations, he was allowed to serve, carry a gun and use his position to assault women. This is not a “bad apple”. The problem is institutional.

Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 12:37 GMT

What really fucks me off is that there are protests against this blocking the bill rubbish but I’m now too scared to protest in case I get arrested, because I’d lose my job at the bank. But that’s exactly what the govt wanted isn’t it. I wasn’t planning on doing anything illegal but given that someone literally got arrested for a placard that said “fuck imperialism, abolish monarchy” I don’t even know what’s “allowed” any more

Attached: 1 image while I hunt for t-shirts, I heartily recommend this (sadly sold out at the mo) pin from Rainbow and Co: https://rainbowandco.uk/collections/trans-pride/products/terf-repellent-pin

This man is horrific --- RT @yasmin_poole Peter Thiel, co-founder of PayPal and one of the largest individual donors in US politics, just referred to Greta Thunberg as part of the “autistic children’s brigade” in his Oxford address. https://twitter.com/yasmin_poole/status/1615133384036040709

Men don’t need to go to the trouble of changing their legal gender and infiltrating women’s spaces to sexually assault them, like TERFs would have you believe. Why would they when they can just join the Met Police and get away with it for decades

Oh fuck off fucking Tories

https://twitter.com/DaylightElise/status/1615071182105214977

the automatic launchers are still missing 👀

Jazz🏳️‍🌈✨ (@cr4ckz0ob)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 19:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1615038504131792900

She has an arsenal

Elise, the Queen 🏳️‍⚧️ (@DaylightElise)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 19:39 GMT