“15 minutes cities” are such an obvious *good* thing that any opposition to them is purely a sign of a deeply ill mind. And how do you hope to walk someone back from thinking “going to the shops should be easier” is an evil plot to control them?

Avery Edison (@aedison)Sun, 19 Feb 2023 01:12 GMT

They can’t even figure out how to rate limit the existing API and you think they’re going to add this anytime soon? He’s just blowing hot air, this isn’t coming. twitter.com/mrhumanitygive…

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1626527183752802304

Do you have any more details for the ad revenue sharing feature for creators? @elonmusk

MrHumanity (@MrHumanityGives)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:23 GMT

Twіtter API (@fake_api)Sun, 19 Feb 2023 09:10 GMT

I had a client who said something so true today. He said that he found out that it costs over $500k to house a person on Rikers for a year (it’s true). But then he was like, if they gave me half of that, they’d never see me here ever again.

Remy LeBeau (@J_everydey)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1625993949910368256

NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS

David Willis (@ThePrimalDino)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 23:05 GMT

You can create a beloved series of animated movies that are visually stunning with great worldbuilding and action but in the eyes of Hollywood your art isn't "real" until it's a live action remake with an actor doing all the same stuff but worse and more boring

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A live-action ‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON’ movie is in the works. The film releases on March 14, 2025 in theaters. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 23:02 GMT

Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin 🐀 (@VoicesByZane)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:00 GMT

ali is in japan + open to jobs (@endingwithali)Sun, 19 Feb 2023 09:41 GMT

Some wins today: I made myself go out when I really wasn’t feeling like it. I got brunch by myself on the patio at The Mission. While out, I decided to get my car washed. I also replaced the wipers …

ADHD is suddenly remembering that you’re overwhelmed.

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Sun, 19 Feb 2023 02:34 GMT

#AntManAndTheWaspQuantumania was weird and wonderful. It’s Jonathan Major’s and Michelle Pfeiffer’s film, no question. Great fun, great effects, lots more to come. Plus MODOK was comic perfect.

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Sun, 19 Feb 2023 02:17 GMT

you don't know anything about the industry

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A step in the right direction imo. WFH is de-skilling people and seriously hurting the industry. You can't build multimillion pound creative projects while the majority of the people doing the work are sitting in their bedrooms. gamedeveloper.com/business/activ…

Idene (@Idene)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 11:44 GMT

christina 死神 (@chhopsky)Sun, 19 Feb 2023 07:33 GMT

Attached: 3 images Thanks to the team @Gradle@mastodon.social for this care package ✨🐘 The perfect start to a morning! #AndroidDev #Gradle

This just popped up for me. I don't even know how to start doing this.

Mr. Mark Potts (@mrmarkpotts)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 21:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/PetronellaWyatt/status/1626893496933138432

Who wears a sleeveless dress in February? a) menopausal women, b) women who have taken their jacket off because they are hot c) women who spend every waking moment doing their job instead of thinking about their wardrobe and d) women who can because it’s nobody else’s business.

Caroline Goode 💚🤍💜 (@CarolinejGoode)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 12:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1626593101975535617

If you believe this, I hope you never reproduce. Strong women are dope. So are nurturing loving fathers and people in solid relationships with a nuanced dynamics. Men in the “Mano sphere” are silly small-dick energy boys with outdated ideas. This shit makes you look ignorant.

Alex Amaro (@_alexamaro)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 19:36 GMT

Cis het folks: There are jobs that will be directly targeted at hurting us. If you’re an ally, they don’t have to be done well. Or really at all if you’re clever.

Queer Armorer (@QueerArmorer)Mon, 12 Dec 2022 02:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/NathanJRobinson/status/1626658507419254784

"I am socially useless and yet I make piles of money."

Nathan J Robinson (@NathanJRobinson)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 19:03 GMT

Since working for myself, I had no idea how to price my time and my work. Some clients said no, 90% said yes. I kept raising prices and most still don’t even negotiate. Don’t under sell yourself and get comfortable accepting that some will never pay

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Tech conference speakers...when did y'all start charging $10,000 plus? Because I feel like I'm underselling myself. I have a whole TEDx Talk.

Crystal Martin (@codermeow)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:03 GMT

David Flanagan (@rawkode)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 21:12 GMT

You know what doesn't charge for 2FA, OnlyFans. Seems like if you're gonna sub to something, it might as well bring you joy and this hellscape ain't it. 🤣

Lock Down Your Life (@lockdownurlife)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 21:35 GMT

Some people that aren’t the a majority percentage of the workforce in tech need and work toward these titles to prove that they are experts in their field. So.

twitter.com/kevinnaughtonj…

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hot take: job titles are meaningless unless you work at really large/structured companies

Kevin Naughton Jr. (@KevinNaughtonJr)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 19:13 GMT

Josie (@javavvitch)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 21:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1626968434910334977

I wonder 😂

Parker Daudt (@PDaudt_InfoSec)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 20:26 GMT

omg who did this 😂 2fatax.com

ali is in japan + open to jobs (@endingwithali)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 15:34 GMT

It never fails. He’s never done a single original thing in his life.

Kristi YamaGuccimane (@wapplehouse)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 02:31 GMT

i love offering to drive friends places because it is the only time i can remember to dispose of my car’s mountainous collection of empty cups, bottles and cans

speedy ortiz ÷ sad13 ÷ sadie dupuis ÷ haunted guy (@sad13)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 17:54 GMT

When I’m not mixing her food fast enough

jessie.js (@jessiedotjs)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 15:49 GMT

This may seem like an odd thing to celebrate to neurotypical folks, but for folks who deal with ADHD and/or depression like me, this will seem like sorcery: For the past few weeks, I’ve been folding and putting away my laundry as soon as it comes out of the dryer.

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 15:54 GMT

No. Ask men if "they like to fuck dudes".

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Is "dude" gender neutral?

Max Ircobo (@IrcoboMartial)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 01:13 GMT

Delaney King (@delaneykingrox)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 02:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/cherthedev/status/1626931739569569792

I'm not asking you to get rid of authenticators. I'm asking you to not gate keep the alternative.

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 13:09 GMT

Why is it so hard for men to just agree to let us choose the solution that is safest for the situation we are in? My abuser can't spoof my wireless number. He can take my devices. It's that simple.

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 13:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1626962230175571968

I will from now on ask every man I work with "so what are your long-term plans, do you plan to stay employed, advance your career, or are you more family oriented" It really does imply that if you have to take time off for childcare, you cannot have a career

Anaïs Urlichs Ⓥ (@urlichsanais)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 15:12 GMT

Recruiters lowering pay for new hires could erode salary-negotiation power for longer-tenured employees.

When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, but a corporation can poison the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jail.

Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 11:46 GMT

i gotta love how i hear "we're building a sustainable engineering culture" from places that quadrupled their engineering teams to demonstrate growth to investors, then fire an arbitrary number of them, also at the behest of investors

Combining "layoffs" with "return to office" in rapid succession makes it very clear that neither is about stated reasons, and both are about punching down at the workers.

It turns out that a lot of what women want is an interesting and/or funny person to talk to

I’ve had a lot of people tweeting this at me so let me give you 2 thoughts on it: 1) Making 2FA a premium service sends a bad message 2) Putting a price on the weakest form of 2FA and keeping 2 much better alternatives free is good

Troy Hunt (@troyhunt)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 08:25 GMT

Mood

Ellie (@StonnySays)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 06:38 GMT

I started using Digital Ocean a couple months ago because a friend works there and that highlighted the good judgment of DO. And that friend was caught up in the layoffs and then they do a buyback? Well hell.

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https://twitter.com/masonegger/status/1626231743140483075

Just had a friend say "If I wanted a cloud provider with no soul I've already got options" and if that isn't the damned truth

Mason Egger (@masonegger)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 16:50 GMT

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 09:11 GMT

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 00:17 GMT

"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" Yes! I still existed while unemployed.

Attached: 1 image The rumours of security being a paid feature on Twitter is true. Fucking hell.

Attached: 1 image https://status.twilio.com/

https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1625234161010343941

I think the only thing we’re “enthusiastic” about, is any announcement you make about further delays. LEAVE IT ALONE, PLEASE.

Andy Stanford-Clark (@andysc)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:57 GMT

Maybe in the quantum realm he’ll reach the prostate

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 00:00 GMT

We WILL sunset this API if it’s the last thing we do. If you how to do APIs or know someone who does, please let us know. No reason, we definitely don’t need help because we fired everyone who knows how to do this. Just let us know, OK?

twitter.com/twitterdev/sta…

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Twitter is committed to the success of our Developer ecosystem. Our previous updates still stand as we phase our roll-out over the next few weeks so that we can focus on the quality and performance of our platform. Thank you!

Twitter Dev (@TwitterDev)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 23:56 GMT

Twіtter API (@fake_api)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 23:58 GMT