Shell's obscene £32,200,000,000 profits reminds us it's not a cost-of-living crisis because there's not enough wealth. It's a cost-of-living crisis because the super-rich have hoarded all the wealth.

Zarah Sultana MP (@zarahsultana)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 13:37 GMT

she grippin my peter til i become a family guy

bailey moon (@Baileymoon15)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 15:41 GMT

I mean, it’s one twitter API request, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?

Laurie (@laurieontech)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 22:43 GMT

Trying not to have a panic attack is like trying not to lose the game

j ❄ (@silvergelpen)Fri, 03 Feb 2023 14:26 GMT

at least u can still share twitter blue with your friends if you share your password

clip studio pain (@freezydorito)Fri, 03 Feb 2023 11:54 GMT

An anthology TV series called CLOSURE where each episode wraps up a show that was canceled too soon.

Gennefer Gross (@Gennefer)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 20:55 GMT

If a developer ever says, "I'm just building a simple blog." It means that they're going to spend 500 hours creating a custom CMS to write two blog posts.

Jack Forge (@TheJackForge)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 12:40 GMT

every day I see the way men critique extremely beautiful women's bodies I stray closer to the undeniable pull of homosexuality

Alison (@AmericanHussy)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 22:19 GMT

truly hope that nobody writes a twitter API library using the official client’s API keys, as that would almost certainly violate their terms of service. these are the keys that they would want to avoid using: gist.github.com/shobotch/51600…

April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 17:00 GMT

it’s like each decision is the one you’d make if you wanted to kill twitter twitter.com/twitterdev/sta…

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Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵

Twitter Dev (@TwitterDev)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 06:05 GMT

sachee@macaw.social (@sachee)Fri, 03 Feb 2023 03:46 GMT

just wanna say i literally do onlyfans and post nudes and i would still feel horrible if ppl were making deepfake porn of me and sharing it online

Aoife 🐝 Bee (@Aoife_Bee_)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 22:24 GMT

I genuinely wonder how many twitter accounts will stop tweeting overnight because they were bots run using the API.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 20:55 GMT

Blogumentation - Writing Blog Posts as a Method of Documentation · Jamie Tanna | Software Engineer zpr.io/aEzdWHdBfQ4K Why I'm st...

Andy Skipper (@andyskipper)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 10:02 GMT

I've given many talks about how mobile apps can't be deployed with a secret, and using Twitter's 2013 "hacks" as an example. I'm just going to leave this completely unrelated string of random …

https://twitter.com/FiloSottile/status/1469441477642178561

Sole remaining log4net maintainer here. Also falls under Apache logging. Also not paid for my time - none of us are, and there's never enough of it. I'm thankful to all the people who submit PRs. Releases are a lot of work. Hoping to get one out this week tho.

fux0r (@fux0r)Sun, 12 Dec 2021 14:15 GMT

It works! I am now a full-time independent open-source maintainer. I'm announcing my first cohort of six clients, and sharing some details of how the model works.

Attached: 1 image Holy shit, it works! I am officially a full-time #ProfessionalMaintainer ✨🧑‍💻💼 That means I spend most of my time on #OpenSource maintenance, and I offer retainers to companies that benefit from my work and from access to me. I now have six amazing clients: Glasklar Teknik AB, Protocol Labs, Latacora, the Interchain Foundation, Smallstep, and @tailscale@hachyderm.io. I am excited and relieved to announce this, and wrote up a bunch of details on how I got here and where it's going. https://words.filippo.io/full-time-maintainer/?source=Mastodon

Shell just recorded £32 billion in profit. 3,000 people in the UK die every year because they can't afford to heat their homes. There’s nothing pragmatic about letting greed run rampant while the poorest freeze to death. Energy is a public good. It should be in public hands.

Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 14:26 GMT

filming a bukkake scene in latex, call that elastic load balancing

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 19:32 GMT

This is sad. I've been providing hugs on Twitter for over three years now (has it really been that long???) This bot isn't monetized, the hugs are truly free so there's no way I can pay for API access. Unless @elonmusk changes his mind this bot will stop giving hugs next week😭

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Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵

Twitter Dev (@TwitterDev)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 06:05 GMT

Free Hugs! (@ICanHazHugzPlz)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 21:52 GMT

Jo: 1, sepsis: 0 It has been a scary few days but I’m incredibly greatful to be here. If I lived in another country without our NHS there’s no way I could’ve afforded the level of care I received. Support our heroes on strike and our amazing system 💜 #NHS #nhsstrikes

Jo Melton (@Jothephysicist)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 15:24 GMT

The fact that I went to a four year university and still had to study extra for software engineering interviews blows my mind.

mewtru •ᴗ• (@trunarla)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 18:59 GMT

Your two-factor authentication code is: 9 DO NOT SHARE THIS CODE WITH ANYONE.

act as self-hosted runner. Contribute to ChristopherHX/github-act-runner development by creating an account on GitHub.

as an afab i do not understand urinals .. y’all just go in there and piss together? right beside each other? dick and balls out?

nightgown moder (@magicpepper414)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 02:20 GMT

I firmly believe we can stop netflix from their anti password sharing shit if we just cyberbully them hard enough

Max Gross ☻ (@maxgotjokes)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 18:36 GMT

My mom saw this photo and said “your legs look huge” (derogatory) Parents, please never speak to your children this way about their bodies. It doesn’t matter if they’re 5 or 35. My “huge” legs are strong and beautiful. I wish my mom could see that too.

She-Rage, Princess of Pain (@ClaireMax)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 02:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/alphaINTEL/status/1620889290288037889

you had me at “Apex Legends Universe” still love you apex news guy

Artemis (@ArtemisTheValk)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 21:40 GMT

Google Calendar, but it shows the cost of the meeting

gaut (@0xgaut)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 16:03 GMT

I Am Twenty Nine

Cat Elgarrista (@cat_elg)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 05:45 GMT

It had been a while since I broke production. Time for a burrito to celebrate

Autism: let’s keep everything the same…forever! 💀 ADHD: let’s change everything! 😈 Autism + ADHD: let’s keep things the same but, different. 🥴

Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 17:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1621123399039729665

And now you've made the entire Care team lose it too, THANKS JAMIE THE VERY NEXT DAYYYYY YOU GAVE IT AWAYYYY

James King (@ripixelcodes)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 12:52 GMT

Taking hefty inspiration from Carol and Jamie I am putting together some notes on the month. We’ll see how often I can keep this up! ✨ What happened…

I hope @carol@social.lol doesn't mind me completely ripping her lifenotes format off... but I have. I really love reading these so I thought it's time I did my own. Blogging used to be something I did very regularly in my teens so why stop now? https://loftio.co.uk/lifenotes-001-january-23/

"My son's autistic." "Interesting, is anyone else in the family autistic?" "No, I don't think so." "There's a strong genetic link you know." "Hmm, no, it's only him." "LOOK IN THE BLOODY MIRROR DAVE."

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@rachelmtrimmer)Mon, 30 Jan 2023 11:10 GMT

It's OK to make jokes about neurodiveristy. Neurodiversity has this image where it's all very serious and sensible but NDs are some of the funniest people I've ever met - and a frequent source of humour is our own conditions. Humour makes it easier to engage with people too.

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@rachelmtrimmer)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 11:31 GMT

Normalise tidying up when your friend gets there, rather than before. I'll actually tidy if you're with me, plus I can concentrate better on what you're saying if I'm moving about.

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@rachelmtrimmer)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 09:23 GMT

First they took away my favourite app (Tweetbot), next week they’ll prevent me from syndicating notes from my own site using a free API. This new direction for Twitter makes me very sad. …

Netflix doing the absolute dumbest thing re account sharing is just painful to watch. Just sell a family pack. This isn't a unique problem.

David Whitney (@david_whitney)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 21:37 GMT