https://twitter.com/Breliloquy/status/1242312980978520064

I also enjoy this gem

B (@Breliloquy)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 05:04 GMT

you want me to find a husband? The person who is statistically most likely to murder me?

stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 06:18 GMT

Might fuck around and actually express my feelings and wants and needs 😎

Cates Holderness (@catesish)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 05:54 GMT

as sad as it is that carta is leaving LA (for now) i’m so glad she and lilith got to meet each other

mare (@MareNextDoor)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 06:24 GMT

Protected tweets of people I don’t follow are showing up fully visible on my “for you page” because someone I follow liked them. Just in case you thought your protected tweets are protected, they aren’t.

Caelan Conrad (@CaelanConrad)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 23:11 GMT

Apparently some whales have hairy blowholes...which you really can't say without immediately deciding that hairy blowhole is your new favorite insult

Carly Anne York, Ph.D. (@BiologyCarly)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 22:19 GMT

I am on a train home with abysmal WiFi and I am pretty shocked at how many _top apps_ have terrible UX when it comes to standard 'no-internet scenarios' 😅

Ed Holloway-George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 21:40 GMT

Ayyyy, I was on @NPR today talking about The Anti-Planner! If you missed it, here’s the link 💖 (Press the ‘play’ button next to the article title ▶️) wbur.org/hereandnow/202…

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 21:50 GMT

someone on TikTok accused me of stealing a stand up joke and when I asked them from who? they sent me a clip of someone doing the joke and that someone was me

Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 00:50 GMT

Who got the phattest ass on tech twitter

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Who’s the fittest person in tech twitter?

Florin Pop 👨🏻‍💻 (@florinpop1705)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 05:42 GMT

annie (@soychotic)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 16:19 GMT

Having a classic ADHD day. Can't decide what to do of many options, so I'm doing nothing instead.

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 19:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1611952842230894598

THEY REDID THE INTRO AFTER INTRODUCING MICHAEL SCOTT PAPER COMPANY 😭🥺 Cannot wait to see how it all turns out!

blank (@kefimochi)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 19:33 GMT

americans are like "you don't have venmo???" no we have functional banking

🐰 (@TAIKORA)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 05:46 GMT

When you have ADHD you never quite know what's going to interest you next. Right now it's trying to get enough sleep.

there was a shift in the universe when cobra starship and leighton meester dropped this

2000s (@PopCulture2000s)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 22:01 GMT

Scoop: Amazon won't be renewing any shows starring Jeremy Clarkson beyond what's already been commissioned. No more new episodes/seasons of "The Grand Tour" and "Clarkson's Farm" beyond 2024. variety.com/2023/tv/global…

Manori (@manori_r)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 14:43 GMT

Woke Sigma Memes (@sigma_woke)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 13:39 GMT

The next time someone tells me there isn’t any discrimination against women, women have the same/similar opportunities, we are able to earn as much as men blablabla I will show them this photo. Thank you for making it so obvious 😊

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Next generation of founders Z Fellows x @kevinhartz

Cory Levy (@cory)Sat, 14 Jan 2023 06:09 GMT

Anaïs Urlichs Ⓥ (@urlichsanais)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 04:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/cory/status/1614142542777577472

If you need a PR firm to fix this crisis do not hesitate to reach out.

Kristen Ruby (@sparklingruby)Sat, 14 Jan 2023 18:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/cory/status/1614142542777577472

I’m happy to work together to get more of the wonderful funding and support to female founders as well, increase awareness etc. let’s talk, I have ideas

Oana Olteanu (@oanaolt)Sat, 14 Jan 2023 16:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/cory/status/1614142542777577472

this ratio is cringe

shreya (@shreyamurthy)Sat, 14 Jan 2023 14:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/cory/status/1614142542777577472

I’m happy to recommend some amazing female founders & Black founders for your next cohort!!

erica wenger⚡️ (@erica_wenger)Sat, 14 Jan 2023 07:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1614993037863837696

hell yeah mug checks are back babyyyy

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 15:02 GMT

This box boasts ‘original recipe’ AND ‘new & improved recipe’ So if you loved it before, you’re in luck, and if you didn’t, you’re still in luck.

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 14:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/DThompsonDev/status/1614249174886653953

How can a tiny mistake by a single engineer have these type of consequences? Where is QA? How is the code migration process? SO MANY QUESTIONS! They should not blame the developer!

Marc Backes (@themarcba)Sat, 14 Jan 2023 16:19 GMT

using this tweet as an excuse to post this screenshot once again

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breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

charlie (@chunkbardey)Fri, 13 Jan 2023 16:03 GMT

gio (@thislovve)Sat, 14 Jan 2023 01:14 GMT

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

charlie (@chunkbardey)Fri, 13 Jan 2023 16:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/philnash/status/1614869076748210177

Yes, I'm also aware that @phil_nash and I on the same team may well have started some sort of DevRel singularity. But at this stage I'm just mostly excited to see how many of my emails he gets.

Phil Nash | @philnash@mastodon.social (@philnash)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 06:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/philnash/status/1614869158000459776

If you think this is good, wait until you find out what the hotel I’m staying in is called.

Phil Nash | @philnash@mastodon.social (@philnash)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 07:54 GMT

Delighted to announce that I am back in the #DevRel game for 2023. I've joined @SonarSource as a developer advocate for JavaScript and TypeScript, alongside the fantastic @pmckee, @gamesbrainiac, and @phil_nash. Now, what are the JS events I should be getting out to this year?

Phil Nash | @philnash@mastodon.social (@philnash)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 06:10 GMT

twitter.com/fwfilmfestival…

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Jamie Lee Curtis expressing how we all feel. #MichelleYeoh

Forbidden Worlds Film Festival (@FWFilmFestival)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 08:40 GMT

Forbidden Worlds Film Festival (@FWFilmFestival)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 22:11 GMT

twitter.com/nicholaspascar…

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How the fuck could they actually surpass this? twitter.com/ign/status/161…

Nicholas (@NicholasPascar5)Sat, 14 Jan 2023 05:37 GMT

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 22:26 GMT

hm

༺𝓭𝓸𝔁𝓲𝓮༻ (@dox_gay)Sat, 14 Jan 2023 23:29 GMT

So many people have it much harder than I do but that doesn’t mean I’m still not freaking out and panicking

matty stratton, fashon mogul (@mattstratton)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 19:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1614672630509887489

People will tell you that it will pass but you feeling the way you feel for as long as you need to is completely valid -- you are an amazing human and you don't have to feel ok if things are not. There are lots of people here for you who want to support you, just remember that

Anaïs Urlichs Ⓥ (@urlichsanais)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 21:23 GMT

I’ve noticed that the men that threaten women with being “old and alone” are almost exclusively the type of man who would make a woman’s life objectively worse with a relationship

DEEK Prescott 🪫 (@symfonikz)Fri, 13 Jan 2023 21:26 GMT

Moderna is planning to charge $130 for its COVID vaccine, but the vaccine only costs $2.85 to make. Meanwhile, over the last two years, the company made over $19 billion in profits off the vaccine. Folks, this is what corporate greed looks like.

Robert Reich (@RBReich)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 17:48 GMT

Autistic masking is trying to squeeze your entire self, all your energy, into a weird and boring shape. If we work, we can do this for hours and hours a day, year after year, until we're squeezed out, broken, boring, and bitter.

Elizabeth Roderick (@LidsRodney)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 00:41 GMT

Sorry for picking a fight on twitter this morning. My life is about to completely fall apart and I don’t know what to do, so let’s not argue about New York right now

matty stratton, fashon mogul (@mattstratton)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 17:15 GMT

I think what people don't get is there's no "opt out" for women. Being attached is a desirable attribute in a male content producer for both men and women- he's got a wife/GF, men want to be like him/women find him respectable. It's a non-threatening default. Not so for women.

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Being a woman online is a paradox cuz you post pics of your spouse/partner online, ppl get mad & unfollow. If you hide them people say you’re baiting and leading them on. And then if you’re single, people think you owe them their time or that you’re inherently up for grabs.

✨💖 Sarah Fong 💖✨ (@sarah_fong_tho)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 02:01 GMT

Naomi Wu 机械妖姬 (@RealSexyCyborg)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 14:25 GMT

Being a woman online is a paradox cuz you post pics of your spouse/partner online, ppl get mad & unfollow. If you hide them people say you’re baiting and leading them on. And then if you’re single, people think you owe them their time or that you’re inherently up for grabs.

✨💖 Sarah Fong 💖✨ (@sarah_fong_tho)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 02:01 GMT

You can even make your business logic protocol agnostic. import business_logic do_something func handler(random protocol) { data := unpack(random) do_something(data) }

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How you chose to package and deploy your application should have no impact on your application's core business logic.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 17:50 GMT

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 18:03 GMT

How you chose to package and deploy your application should have no impact on your application's core business logic.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 17:50 GMT

Was in Paris on Friday night and a handsome French man was flirting with me and I asked him what his name was and he said (very Frenchly) “Ah you will be disappointed” and I thought what a silly thing to say and then he said “it is Kevin” and you know what? I was disappointed.

molly (@mollyEatsTofu)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 13:03 GMT

Can we see the full footage then please? Where Suella Braverman shows compassion towards Joan, the holocaust survivor who expressed concern about dehumanising language towards refugees? The bit where she doesn't say 'I won't apologise for the language I used?' Thanks.

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https://twitter.com/ukhomeoffice/status/1614281823458033665

Since the footage misrepresents the interaction about a sensitive area of policy, we have asked the organisation who posted the video to take it down. (3/3)

Home Office (@ukhomeoffice)Sat, 14 Jan 2023 15:22 GMT

Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی (@ShappiKhorsandi)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 16:46 GMT

If 16 is considered old enough to make an informed choice about joining the Army and possibly dying for your country, I'm pretty sure 16-year-olds can handle their own gender identity.

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#BBCLauraK asks Labour leader Keir Starmer whether he supports 16 and 17 year-olds being able to get a gender recognition certificate based on self-identification? He says: “No I don’t think you are [old enough]” bbc.in/3XeOulI

BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 09:39 GMT

Dan Whitehead (@DanWritehead)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 15:10 GMT