https://twitter.com/jenistyping/status/1613279630655619072

I had a remote pairing session today with a staff engineer turned into more of a vent and mentorship session for an hour. It always feels nice to connect with people on a personal level!🔥 The way to get there in person vs remote looks different, harder to ask for it directly

blank (@kefimochi)Thu, 12 Jan 2023 02:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrSAAerobics/status/1616328723283980288

what’s stopping you from removing your attitude?

Brandon Hunt (@mediavandal)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 19:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrSAAerobics/status/1616328723283980288

It's sad you chose to use this image when the original artist/poster made this to love and praise women's bodies with it. Just gross, dude. twitter.com/mewvore/status…

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People wearing skirts please understand that this area right here is the single most attractive thing in human history

Jo Mama 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 (@mewvore)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 10:57 +0000

Not Pokket 😈 (@NotPokket)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 23:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrSAAerobics/status/1616328723283980288

a whole host of factors, not the least of which is the benefit that it keeps fatphobic rudes like u away

scar (@scarlettrabe)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 23:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/annaeck73/status/1617538876783869953

I think it's just a 'women existing in realistic proportions makes my anime ding-ding go soft-soft' thing, but I'd bet dollars to donuts he's also got some real class ~opinions~ and the subject of choice, too.

JT Is A Whisper Once A Scream (@nihilisticuffs)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 15:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/nihilisticuffs/status/1617485175268704256

It's our primordial pouch and it protects us during cat fights, obviously.

Marty 🐀 (@WIPsandskeins)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 22:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/LadyNaga_/status/1617563326858280960

No, he definitely thinks it's a weight-loss-but-lazy thing, but I think that's even weirder. Especially using the word 'ball' at all. 😮‍💨

JT Is A Whisper Once A Scream (@nihilisticuffs)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 16:44 GMT

Dudes, what's stopping you from leaping cock-first into a woodchipper?

JT Is A Whisper Once A Scream (@nihilisticuffs)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 11:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/tomtucka/status/1617741308118077440

Pulumi's marketing department if memory serves me right

James Seconde (@SecondeJ)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 07:20 GMT

A surprising - and frequently unexpected - observation is how a high-growth scaleup that raised hundreds of millions, worth billions, is held together by what is best described as duct-tape solutions on the inside. Often explains the need to hire (and backfill) a large # of ppl.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 08:34 GMT

Saw myself named as Tech Lead in a deck and started crying.

Josie (@javavvitch)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 21:35 GMT

If you watch porn, you have absolutely no right to look down on the people that make it. That makes you a hypocrite and it’s embarrassing that you will write hate comments online, click on the next tab and wank over the people you just hated on.

Rebecca Goodwin (@beckymil1)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 10:38 GMT

Ugh. I thought I messed up the OG image for my site, but no. Turns out that’s just another thing that doesn’t work on Twitter anymore.

Mina Markham (@MinaMarkham)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 22:21 GMT

I posted "we're all in it together 🖤" on Mastodon and got MULTIPLE replies about how actually we're not all in it together and I'm slinking back off of Mastodon now

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 18:43 GMT

Ran into a bona-fide Git bug in the wild today! There's a first. Mostly just highlights how impressive it is that I've used Git almost every working day for a decade without running into any others though... github.com/so-fancy/diff-…

Tim Perry (@pimterry)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 17:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1617576328257245185

I love the office I love working for a Company

Cara (@caraesten)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 17:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1617559685221220352

maia is actually therian (a tiny little kitten) which only further proves my point that this is canonically correct hacking!!

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 16:49 GMT

an uwu trans polyam anarchist hacking their way into the united state’s no fly list and blogging it on their super cute website at (name) dot crime dot gay is the most biblically accurate depiction of hacking that i’ve seen in the 21st century

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 16:26 GMT

It's interesting and actually quite heart-warming to see how the Stardust film grows in popularity each year, as people who would love it find it. I don't mind that it never got a sequel. We got Stardust. wegotthiscovered.com/movies/fantasy…

Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 01:41 GMT

Every now and again this song fills my head for an entire day. I look forward to it x

Buckers (@deathofbuckley)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 17:57 GMT

something about this has made me so emotional

cal? (@cal_gif)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 04:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1617288106964647937

Kick-Ass Burrito in Lenton

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 22:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1617254420760363008

Review: more brownie than cheesecake, but pretty good 👌

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 21:32 GMT

Hmmmmmmmm

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 19:56 GMT

Tech salaries are not inflated, they are middle class. This is just the actual cost of living, but you’ve accepted/ignored that other careers have been pushed out of the middle class

jamiebuilds on alterative social platforms 🏳️‍🌈 (@buildsghost)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 04:34 GMT

Meet 0day, who strutted into his new home from the shelter like he owned the place, and his brother Patch, who immediately hid under the couch 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 01:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/null_jesse/status/1617209208826654723

HATEOAS always seemed like the more accurate descriptor, emotionally speaking

Felicitas Pojtinger 🇪🇺 (@pojntfx)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 17:17 GMT

if it's a REST API then why is it so much fucking work to maintain

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 17:14 GMT

"How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days" but it's about getting excommunicated from the Catholic Church for spreading dangerous heresies

Cara (@caraesten)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 05:42 GMT

The autistic/ADHD desperation to hold a thought until you can action it or write it down, because if you stop thinking about it for even a *second*, it may vanish, never to return.

Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 20:32 GMT

Unfortunately, a task that is “easy” or “simple” or even “super important” is not the same as “something I can convince my ADHD brain to do.”

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 21:01 GMT

Did you ever stop to consider that not everyone is as comfortable writing as they are speaking? That editing text can be slower than editing a video? That taking a screen recording is less cumbersome the taking multiple screenshots? Perhaps check your privilege before criticising how people freely share their knowledge?

https://twitter.com/jeff_byrd/status/1617041322929537024

Make your incident calls much more enjoyable Alert fatigue no more Fewer missed alerts

Jeff Byrd (@jeff_byrd)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 06:07 GMT

Has anyone integrated PagerDuty with buttplug.io?

Jeff Byrd (@jeff_byrd)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 06:07 GMT

I use this in all my meetings at work last week. 80% of folks knew something was “wrong” and half asked me to “make it stop.” It’s close, but it’s creepy. twitter.com/jousefm2/statu…

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Introducing Eye Contact by NVIDIA 👀 NVIDIA just released a new Eye Contact feature that uses AI to make you look into the camera.

Jousef Murad (@Jousefm2)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 19:18 GMT

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 04:47 GMT

Writing notes to help remember things, but then forgetting to check the notes. #stupidadhdthings

Danny (@ABCsofADHD)Fri, 18 Dec 2020 01:22 GMT

Boris Johnson wouldn't need to borrow £800,000 if he cooked from scratch and cancelled Netflix

David__Osland (@David__Osland)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 09:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1616989612085510144

A decade later and I still follow the safety guidelines from the PR firm I worked at about travel (mostly women working there). Check every part of the room + lock the door. I feel like an FBI agent the way I sweep the room every time.

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 11:59 GMT

I don't think this is good for meetings, but it could be workable for reading scripts in video content if you don't have a solid teleprompter setup.

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Introducing Eye Contact by NVIDIA 👀 NVIDIA just released a new Eye Contact feature that uses AI to make you look into the camera.

Jousef Murad (@Jousefm2)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 19:18 GMT

Kurt Kemple (@theworstdev)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 11:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/editingemily/status/1617038844351909888

I don’t want to know how you found out, but glad you managed to get away.

Daniel Terhorst-North (@tastapod)Sun, 22 Jan 2023 12:49 GMT

boobs gotta be god’s greatest creation

juju 💰 (@ayeejuju)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 20:29 GMT