Splash Mountain is a beautiful name for a girl

Hannah Posts (@hannahposts)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 12:54 GMT

Nothing like going viral on Reddit to show you how awful it is to be a woman in tech.

mewtru •ᴗ• (@trunarla)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 16:37 GMT

I covered mass shootings for 10+ years. The “motive” is almost always the same. The man/boy was enraged about something. And he had a gun. We have a gun problem. And a broken men problem.

Clara Jeffery (@ClaraJeffery)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 04:56 GMT

Is there literally one single product associated with this man that does not explode for no reason

Gram Toker (@IslesFGC)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 18:58 GMT

One of the most common symptoms of ADHD is hiding yourself, making yourself small and quiet. When we’re young, we learn that our intense ADHD feelings alienate us from others, so shutting down our feelings in order to manage becomes a very logical coping mechanism.

ADHD Designer (@ADHDdesigner)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 18:25 GMT

last week I found out someone had been live on tiktok the whole time we were having what I thought was a private conversation. I was mortified because I didn't know during it and I never consented to that. we have to stop making everything content. we have to talk about consent.

elly belle 🔮 (they/them) (@literElly)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 16:12 GMT

If I were drafting a public-facing statement about mass layoffs at my company, I would probably abstain from including a self-congratulatory paragraph about my leadership capabilities, bizarrely underscored by an MLK quote for emphasis. But that’s just me.

trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 23:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1618016580084068353

contract*** whatever. i was lowkey hoping he would be off the hook too so we would get the Community movie faster

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 22:51 GMT

this new season is fire twitter.com/rickandmorty/s…

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ًً (@zelpilled)Wed, 25 Jan 2023 06:52 GMT

Tech is very much blameless culture when it suits us, cast blame freely when it doesn't

Camille Fournier (@skamille)Wed, 25 Jan 2023 03:04 GMT

Rick and Morty (@RickandMorty)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 22:15 GMT

Dan Harmon is crying somewhere because he thought he was off the hook for his 100-episode contact

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violet valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 22:43 GMT

Getting an ADHD diagnosis and medication is like someone took a list of ADHD symptoms and built a very specific obstacle course.

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 23:43 GMT

Learning that Paprika is just dried and crushed red bell peppers was really shocking. Like I dunno why I thought there was a Paprika tree somewhere

Make Oxtail Cheap Again (@simsimmaaz)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 17:08 GMT

turns out my therapist doesn’t like it when i shrug things off and say ‘it is what it is’

Attached: 1 image Trying to find original attribution for parts of the OIDC spec and it's just

https://twitter.com/LKTranslator/status/1617992473581871105

I feel no sorrow for Tim Martin, but I do for his staff

Robin Murray (@robinthemint)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 22:11 GMT

BREAKING: I must bring you the devastating news that Tim Martin is closing 40 Wetherspoons pubs due to Brexit 😭

Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody (@LKTranslator)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 21:07 GMT

Internet “Siri” and the ACTUAL TIKTOK TEXT-TO-SPEECH VOICE have a lil chat 🤖 @KatCallaghan

Shelby Young (@shelby_young)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 19:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1617518782158671872

Wesley Miller (@getwired)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 16:36 GMT

i think it's so cool that every CEO at every company suddenly decided exactly five to seven percent of their workforce needed to not work anymore. what a weird coincidence

mattie rose (@Lubchansky)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 13:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1617518782158671872

"im not in a recession! im not in a recession!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into the monolopy guy

Cat Graffam (@catgraffam)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 18:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1617518782158671872

They’re “responding to the financial climate” of record profits

Zito (@_Zeets)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 13:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1617518782158671872

WHAT A FUNNY COINCIDENCE THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO HAVE HAPPENED RIGHT BEFORE THE EARNINGS ANNOUNCEMENT

proprietous on Tumblr and old elephant dot social (@Proprietous)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 14:01 GMT

Being an OSS maintainer is so much fun: "It's clear I and others here won't change your mind. Maybe in the future someone else will inherit your position and make a different decision."

Tim Hockin (thockin.yaml) (@thockin)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 17:44 GMT

Ooooorrr stay here on Twitter where you can use cool apps like - Twitter for iPhone - The web

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Tapbots (@tapbots)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 21:15 GMT

Twіtter API (same username on Instagram) (@fake_api)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 21:40 GMT

im sitting here wondering how much his salary used to be if he can take a $50mil pay cut lol twitter.com/zacksjerryrig/…

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Not gunna lie - I think it's pretty darn cool that @tim_cook took a $50 million pay cut instead of firing people. More CEOs should do the same.

JerryRigEverything (@ZacksJerryRig)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 00:25 GMT

ceora🌺 🌸 (@ceeoreo_)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 21:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/sitcomabed/status/1617674025345626112

donald glover always put his whole heart in these scenes

ZAYNA🔪#ANDAMOVIE (@sitcomabed)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 00:03 GMT

WITHOUT A DOUBT ITS ALWAYS GOING TO BE THIS TROY BARNES SCENE

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what’s a good male acting performance where he is yelling?

guy (@guymrdth)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 23:02 GMT

ZAYNA🔪#ANDAMOVIE (@sitcomabed)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 00:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1617998038597013505

Lots of companies have names for folks who work there. Weird thing to pick out. Especially since a lot of the folks impacted would refer to themselves as that. Of all the shitty parts of this you picked out the one that attacks the people laid off. Rethink maybe.

matty stratton, fashon mogul (@mattstratton)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 22:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1618009779552817152

if you're gonna pretend to do kink at least do it right

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 22:16 GMT

0/10 no pup hood. no leather mitts. she's not even holding his leash. no commitment whatsoever smh

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Mia Goth and her dog.

NEON (@neonrated)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 16:00 GMT

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 22:16 GMT

The Burnout Workbook is finally here! Amelia did an amazing job on it. If you liked the original book, we hope you'll love the exercises in the workbook. penguinrandomhouse.com/books/709136/t… #burnout @penguinrandom

emily nagoski (@emilynagoski)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 18:56 GMT

My highest compliments to whomever did this phenomenal edit of this already amazing piece

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Amelia Bæddelia 🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her (@autogynamelia)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 15:42 GMT

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect its people from being shot down in a mass shooting.

Robert Reich (@RBReich)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 19:30 GMT

New on the blog: looking back at the Roo Talks summer event we did, with talks from @daniel_vartanov @sheldonline @JamieTanna @ripixelcodes deliveroo.engineering/2023/01/24/roo…

DeliverooEng (@DeliverooEng)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 17:04 GMT

I’m a Christian. No, you’re an Atheist. How can you say that? There are 3000 Gods in the world, I don’t believe in 3000 of them and YOU don’t believe in 2999 of them… we’re BOTH Atheists. You call me an Atheist because I believe in 1 less God than you.

Tim Myers (@olddenvercoder)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 03:20 GMT

i wish everything had an api

life advice: just say “okay 😀”

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Tue, 24 Jan 2023 03:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrSAAerobics/status/1616328723283980288

why? it's hot. anyway, do your children even speak to you anymore?

CreamPies4Jesus (@Pilnok)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 18:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/jenistyping/status/1613279630655619072

I had a remote pairing session today with a staff engineer turned into more of a vent and mentorship session for an hour. It always feels nice to connect with people on a personal level!🔥 The way to get there in person vs remote looks different, harder to ask for it directly

blank (@kefimochi)Thu, 12 Jan 2023 02:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrSAAerobics/status/1616328723283980288

what’s stopping you from removing your attitude?

Brandon Hunt (@mediavandal)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 19:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrSAAerobics/status/1616328723283980288

It's sad you chose to use this image when the original artist/poster made this to love and praise women's bodies with it. Just gross, dude. twitter.com/mewvore/status…

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People wearing skirts please understand that this area right here is the single most attractive thing in human history

Jo Mama 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 (@mewvore)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 10:57 +0000

Not Pokket 😈 (@NotPokket)Mon, 23 Jan 2023 23:16 GMT