https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1628543215354642432

Buying imaginary pennies for the ferryman as we ride this ship to hell

Jade (@hedonhalcyon)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 02:22 GMT

Did you know that “old” Chrome Headless (2017–2023) was a separate, alternate browser implementation that just happened to be shipped as part of the same Chrome binary? 🤯 It doesn’t share any of the Chrome browser code in //chrome! Say hello to --headless=new in Chrome 112!

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Chrome’s Headless mode just got a whole lot better! We made Headless more useful for developers by bringing it closer to Chrome’s regular “headful” mode. 👉🏼 developer.chrome.com/articles/new-h…

Chrome Developers (@ChromiumDev)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 17:00 GMT

Mathias Bynens (@mathias)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/tauriqmoosa/status/1628549794942558208

That could be fun............ get a large group of people together to just erase every one of elons tweets

Bubka (@Bubka2k5)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 00:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1628543215354642432

Can I pay to delete other people’s bad tweets

Tauriq Moosa (@tauriqmoosa)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 00:18 GMT

Week 73 of Founding Typogram

left my cat with my parents for 2 weeks and my mom made a book, a thread

chaotic cats (@chaoticcatpics)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 16:05 GMT

okay this is bad but in the other hand it rules that every piece of software microsoft touches ends up developing anxiety it’s really funny

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This is a big overstep by Microsoft imo They are injecting ads *into the Google Chrome download page* pushing their own browser 🫠 This should not be ok

Chris Frantz (@frantzfries)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 23:41 GMT

clip studio pain (@freezydorito)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1628443296803569667

lol

lace (@Lace_dotwav)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 18:01 GMT

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With J.K. Rowling bit.ly/3ZaiLTo

The Onion (@TheOnion)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 17:15 GMT

>guy who calls everything an "implementation detail"

lucy 🐧 ✈️ nyc 2/14–??? (@uneventual)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 03:24 GMT

My work self is being called out here. (I work with payments standards, which is often almost entirely death by implementation details.)

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>guy who calls everything an "implementation detail"

lucy 🐧 ✈️ nyc 2/14–??? (@uneventual)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 03:24 GMT

Scarlet (@NekomimiScience)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:18 GMT

Me realizing I'm going to have to say "no" in neurotypical [Alt: it's a composite image in 3 horizontal rows, each one showing Pedro Pascal's character from Last of Us in various stages of angst. In two of them he's leaning on a fence post as though sad/tired]

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Me after completing a simple 10-minute task that I’d been putting off for 3 months

potatum🥔 (@pot8um)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 18:42 GMT

Victoria Duncan (@SNeurotypicals)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:20 GMT

Me after completing a simple 10-minute task that I’d been putting off for 3 months

potatum🥔 (@pot8um)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 18:42 GMT

egg_irl (Gender Nonspecific Meme) redd.it/1191mzb

Egg_irl 🏳️‍⚧️ also on @egg_irl_bot@botsin.space (@Egg_irl_bot)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1628201167325888512

Microsoft leadership could have chosen to be outstanding here and do right by users, but they chose to bleed users dry for every possible ounce of value. So wildly disappointing.

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 01:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1628201171646119936

I know the workers who are on Edge are good people and only want what's right for the Web. This 100% isn't their fault.

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 01:14 GMT

it is absolutely fucking tragic what's happened to Edge. This is default, never-used Edge on my personal PC - ads, toolbars... it feels like they're just desperately trying to suck money out of users with ads.

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This is a big overstep by Microsoft imo They are injecting ads *into the Google Chrome download page* pushing their own browser 🫠 This should not be ok

Chris Frantz (@frantzfries)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 23:41 GMT

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 01:13 GMT

Costs and benefits of running <code>golvulncheck</code> automatically as part of CI.

kitty (terminal) and fish (shell), two great tastes that taste great together: sw.kovidgoyal.net/kitty/ & fishshell.com

defunkt (@defunkt)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:05 GMT

“Wait, I need to capitalize the beginning of that word”

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The Gag Writer Keyboard An open source 3d printed keyboard that allows you to type by sucking dick. printables.com/model/257151-g…

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 22:14 GMT

Jacie Nicholson (@JacieNicholson)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1628156107775672320

360 blow-scope

Misfit Rader☭ (@MisfitRader)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 17:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1628192758354833408

BTW, I should make it clear: This is not my project, I am nowhere NEAR motivated enough to do something like this. This is by Devious Devices, who I can't find on twitter but here's their original post: reddit.com/r/BdsmDIY/comm… And they have a bdsmlr: designedbyanengineer.bdsmlr.com

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 01:59 GMT

The Gag Writer Keyboard An open source 3d printed keyboard that allows you to type by sucking dick. printables.com/model/257151-g…

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 22:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1628192092269993984

Someone over on fedi mentioned using the gag writer for WASD controls for an FPS game I’m realizing then you could also hook up the game to the GHR or a buttplug mod A fully closed loop system

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 00:39 GMT

The Onion dropping bombs, again. Fuck TERFs theonion.com/the-onion-s-ex…

snarky handle 🫠 (@xavrv)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:56 GMT

Hearing people discuss drag and drag bans without mentioning transphobia or transmisogyny or trans women at all ... makes me feel like I'm going to crawl out of my skin

j (@silvergelpen)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 17:11 GMT

🎙 Go Conferences 2023 🎙 CFPs deadlines 👇🏼 🇩🇪 @gopherconeu (Berlin) 26/02 papercall.io/gceu23 🇬🇧 @gopherconuk UK (London) 27/02 gophercon.co.uk/speakers/cfp/ 🇺🇸 @GopherCon US (San Diego) 13/03 papercall.io/gophercon-2023 🇮🇹 @dev_bcn (Barcelona) 01/05 sessionize.com/devbcn23/

Donia Chaiehloudj (@doniacld)Mon, 30 Jan 2023 16:17 GMT

When I join a meeting and everyone has their camera on

pikacodes (@pikacodes)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 14:50 GMT

This is a big overstep by Microsoft imo They are injecting ads *into the Google Chrome download page* pushing their own browser 🫠 This should not be ok

Chris Frantz (@frantzfries)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 23:41 GMT

Please change your DNA

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Millions of DNA tests leaked after hackers breach company's 'forgotten' database rawstory.com/millions-of-dn…

Matthew Chapman (@fawfulfan)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 23:38 GMT

Troy Hunt (@troyhunt)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 07:21 GMT

me when i get infected in The Last of Us but see Pedro Pascal walking down the street

Brooklyn (@bklynb4by)Mon, 20 Feb 2023 09:35 GMT

I didn’t have pancakes but I did have…

Rebekah (@rkulidzan)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 00:51 GMT

oops tonight was my ADHD support group, guess I forgot about it again

Datadog receiver PR got merged, and we cannot hide our excitement about it!✨ Thank you👏 @boostchicken @grafana

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well this shit just made my morning. the datadog receiver in otel is moving again! 🌷🌻🌼🎉🦄📈💜✨🙏🌈 thanks @boostchicken ☺️ github.com/open-telemetry…

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Thu, 26 Jan 2023 17:39 GMT

Kiwi.com Engineering (@codekiwicom)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 13:39 GMT

TFW when you find out that a security issue you fixed a while ago was discovered by someone else five years (!) earlier, but that person didn't bother to report it. 😕 #opensource

Oliver Drotbohm 🥁 & 👨‍💻 (@odrotbohm)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 21:54 GMT

The system isn’t broken, it’s just racist, sexist, homophobic and classist.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 21:59 GMT

🚨🚨Results from biggest study on 4 day workweek: — 73% of workers report being happier w/ their lives — 40% reported fewer sleep problems — 64% drop in quitting, 71% drop in reported burnout — 92% of firms say they’ll continue 4 day week after trial — No drop in wages in trial

Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 16:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/rawkode/status/1627699149272412160

Unlimited! Unless it's a lot. Then there is a limit

Morten Hansen (@MortenDHansen)Mon, 20 Feb 2023 18:20 GMT

this could apply to so, so many things (expand to find out which it was in this case)

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https://twitter.com/rawkode/status/1627699149272412160

Unlimited! Unless it's a lot. Then there is a limit

Morten Hansen (@MortenDHansen)Mon, 20 Feb 2023 18:20 GMT

Philip Potter (@philandstuff)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 11:10 GMT

Please consider writing your hashtags in upper camelcase so screen readers have a chance at figuring them out. #whyistayonmastodon sounds like an giant undecipherable mess of sounds. #WhyIStayOnMastodon reads out "Why I Stay On Mastodon" 😄 (Reason #44 I stay here: my previous requests like this have been generally well-received, proving that most people are awesome.)