https://twitter.com/M0MMYBIGDICK/status/1619749546996944896

w-woah what are u doing down there

Aoife 🐝 Bee (@Aoife_Bee_)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/Aoife_Bee_/status/1619748360172232704

lemme get under the table for a closer look

Sasha 🏳️‍⚧️ (top 2% OF) (@M0MMYBIGDICK)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/Aoife_Bee_/status/1619748360172232704

I'm expecting a picture from both of y'all in dms shortly

Michelle Otter 🏳️‍⚧️🦦 (@michellexotter)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/Aoife_Bee_/status/1619748360172232704

Natalie 🐀 (@Nartemis117)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:24 GMT

pls respond

Aoife 🐝 Bee (@Aoife_Bee_)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:24 GMT

ten years ago today i got a pussy. how do i celebrate this

keffals (@keffals)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:47 GMT

Made it to 10:30 am without a massive meltdown panic attack for the first time in many days maybe I did just need to get laid

j ❄ (@silvergelpen)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 15:24 GMT

Tech Lead and Engineering Manager are two sides of the same coin.

Josie (@javavvitch)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 17:42 GMT

It's not about the engineering manager not being "technical enough". More often than not, engineering managers were outstanding performing engineers. Your product owner, manager, and tech lead all contribute to the roadmap and the success of hitting milestones.

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https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1619390419053445122

Yeah completely agree, there is typically a gap when Eng manager is not technical enough to understand technical requirements from tech lead which makes it challenging for roadmap planning but if they are, solid duo! 🔥

Ankita Kulkarni (@kulkarniankita9)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 19:09 GMT

Josie (@javavvitch)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 19:40 GMT

Me putting off packing for a trip until the very last moment…

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 18:38 GMT

StarTrek.com is deeply heartbroken by the passing of Annie Wersching. Her exuberance and impact on the Star Trek universe will never be forgotten. startrek.com/news/rememberi…

Star Trek (@StarTrek)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 21:35 GMT

Really sad news, she portrayed an excellent Borg Queen.

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StarTrek.com is deeply heartbroken by the passing of Annie Wersching. Her exuberance and impact on the Star Trek universe will never be forgotten. startrek.com/news/rememberi…

Star Trek (@StarTrek)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 21:35 GMT

@biglesp@mastodon.social (@biglesp)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 21:52 GMT

The Guardian: A story in 4 parts 🤡

Hon PolProf of Agile Ceremonies (@CeilNoyle)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 16:57 GMT

Lol well if a billionaire says we should work for more of our lives it must be true

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 21:24 GMT

People argue passionately about the importance of staying in control of the content they share here - this has been a key element of the ongoing debates around search and Mastodon/the Fediverse Meanwhile, ActivityPub works by delivering a copy of everything you say to every server used by at least one of your followers - with no guarantees at all about what those many servers will then do with that data Here's a more thoughtful related take on this from @timbray@mastodon.cloud https://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/202x/2022/12/30/Mastodon-Privacy-and-Search

https://twitter.com/CalCourtKy/status/1619777782049030145

SCRIPT KITTY 😸

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 20:13 GMT

the vet has the kitten's name as O'Day, who is apparently now Irish ☘️

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:11 GMT

trying to figure out if i can go outside and make friends without having to interact with anybody wish me luck

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:59 GMT

Literally any clip from Community would work but this is a personal favorite of mine it's so fucking funny

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quote with the funniest tv show scene you’ve watched

no context sitcoms ☮︎ (@oocsitcoms)Sat, 15 Jan 2022 03:33 GMT

mir 😈 (@missthemzbiz)Thu, 26 Jan 2023 23:16 GMT

Friendly reminder that your cracking-knuckles cool-down ability is once again available

𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 🦷🩸 (@bloody_smell)Thu, 26 Jan 2023 23:10 GMT

Getting friend ghosted sucks. It would be nice, if as adults you can have open dialogue and direct communication, but then again, no one owes an explanation to another person. Often it has nothing to do with you & way more to do with them.

Lock Down Your Life (@lockdownurlife)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 14:33 GMT

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This is what will happen to the Andromeda Galaxy and the Milky way within 4 to 5 billion years from now.

Fascinating (@fasc1nate)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 18:54 GMT

clip studio pain (@freezydorito)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:08 GMT

I used to think my ADHD symptoms were getting worse, but now I think I’ve just stopped masking.

Mina Markham (@MinaMarkham)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:08 GMT

‘technical debt’ - bad vibes word - implies bad things - tainted by its capitalist counterpart ‘code now pay later’ - unproblematic - fresh - cool

clip studio pain (@freezydorito)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 16:27 GMT

“the trans debate” “the transgender issue” “the trans question” What a way to be talked about

Rose Schmits, Trans Kiln Witch™ (@RoseSchmits)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 08:24 GMT

it’s beyond parody at this point

faye (@fayemikah)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 11:32 GMT

part of the problem with tiktok censorship is that users are making up so many code words to describe serious topics that nobody ever knows what the hell anyone is actually talking about twitter.com/popcrave/statu…

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Julia Fox apologizes to TikTok user after being accused of “condoning sexual assault” for a comment she made about his “mascara” story: “Hey babe I’m so sorry I really thought u were talking about mascara like as in make up.” twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Pop Crave (@PopCrave)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 16:50 GMT

matt (@mattxiv)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 17:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1619027466017968128

plus that mascara trend has two or three different meanings depending if you also say mascara wand and other words. It’s so easy to misinterpret the codes.

Raquel Rojas (@RachiRojas)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 18:14 GMT

not my proudest moment

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https://twitter.com/sevware/status/1619430546765148160

Make it a quote (@MakeItAQuote)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 20:21 GMT

Aoife 🐝 Bee (@Aoife_Bee_)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 21:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/sevware/status/1619430546765148160

Make it a quote (@MakeItAQuote)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 20:21 GMT

what’s your most lukewarm take? mine is that vibrators are too advanced and no one needs morse code for their clitoris.

adrie rose (@adrierising)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 00:59 GMT

happy 2 and a half years of estrogen to me :))

dara (@Daramgaria)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 23:23 GMT

600 days of estrogen

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 10:51 GMT

the MILF at work just broke up with her boyfriend now’s my chance wish me luck boys 💯🫡

𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞 (loverboy era) (@anal_del_ray_)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 00:00 GMT

Damn, Everything Everywhere All At Once was so good. Just wow.

Stargirl🌠 (@theavalkyrie)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 03:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/theavalkyrie/status/1619536753882431488

I rewatched it two times afterwards, no words really 👏 Hit me right in the spot emotionally

blank (@kefimochi)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 04:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/nadhimzahawi/status/1619635655835004929

I too receive scrutiny from Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs Service which is why I pay my taxes fam

James Seconde (@SecondeJ)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 10:19 GMT

Having an inattentive ADHDer mindset for major life shifts is quite hard. I've lived my life, unable to do things due to a lack of spoons, and so trying to maximize spoons efficiency. For small changes, it's not too hard. But for a total shakeup, it's.. ugh.

Danny (@ABCsofADHD)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 12:59 GMT

Probably the only good part about paying a tax bill, but it’s great to see broader adoption of payments using Open Banking. Such a clearly great use case for it. Even if the gov awarded the bid to a questionable provider 😂

Lawrence Jones (@lawrjones)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 13:51 GMT

Please, please add an option to #password recovery flows for “don’t change password, just log me in”. Then measure its use and consider making it a first class login method. I long for the coming days of email or #passkey only login flows.

https://twitter.com/MegaSlippers/status/1619396924431556611

Oh I forgot about that. WHY ARE THERE BLACK ELVES mate its a fantasy universe, there can be dwarves with sandwiches for arms if they want

James Seconde (@SecondeJ)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 18:58 GMT

Hey, I want to remind everyone that you can and should dress up like a widow who has had several husbands who died under mysterious circumstances when running errands. Wear a ball gown to the grocery store. Wear a formal dress to the post office. No one can stop you.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 19:23 GMT

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 5

kenzi (@kenzianidiot)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 23:45 GMT

Insane Yearbook Quotes (@YearbookQuotes_)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 19:24 GMT

A perfect example of an autistic person (Julia Fox) taking something literally and being painted as a villain for doing so. It was big of Ms Fox to apologise when it was the other person’s language usage that led to the confusion. But, us autists are always expected to apologise. twitter.com/popcrave/statu…

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Julia Fox apologizes to TikTok user after being accused of “condoning sexual assault” for a comment she made about his “mascara” story: “Hey babe I’m so sorry I really thought u were talking about mascara like as in make up.” twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Pop Crave (@PopCrave)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 16:50 GMT

Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 16:57 GMT

matt (@mattxiv)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 20:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1619072317698752513

Reminds me of this:

a streetcar named deez nuts (@fuitgumny)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 17:08 GMT