https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1625234161010343941

I think the only thing we’re “enthusiastic” about, is any announcement you make about further delays. LEAVE IT ALONE, PLEASE.

Andy Stanford-Clark (@andysc)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:57 GMT

Maybe in the quantum realm he’ll reach the prostate

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 00:00 GMT

We WILL sunset this API if it’s the last thing we do. If you how to do APIs or know someone who does, please let us know. No reason, we definitely don’t need help because we fired everyone who knows how to do this. Just let us know, OK?

twitter.com/twitterdev/sta…

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Twitter is committed to the success of our Developer ecosystem. Our previous updates still stand as we phase our roll-out over the next few weeks so that we can focus on the quality and performance of our platform. Thank you!

Twitter Dev (@TwitterDev)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 23:56 GMT

Twіtter API (@fake_api)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 23:58 GMT

“No one understands why I created the Norment Texus, which is absolutely nothing like the Torment Nexus,” whines CEO Great article from @samleecole https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7zaam/replika-ceo-ai-erotic-roleplay-chatgpt3-rep

haha hey 😇

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👀 twitter.com/zeldakosnsfw/s…

chandra vess (2)(🔥)(🌳) (@chandra_vess)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 16:20 GMT

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 16:36 GMT

fellas is it gay to get rihanna pregnant twice twitter.com/shadayaknight/…

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The emasculation of men continues...you can already tell who the man is in this relationship...that dude about to be a proud mother of 2😂😂😂

𝑭𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 𝑰𝒏 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒄𝒆 💡 (@ShadayaKnight)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 06:53 GMT

kai (@kaicomedy)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 20:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/dddeastmidlands/status/1626498956971630593

The Costa down the road seemed a little confused when half a conference arrived out of the blue on a rainy saturday morning!

Froggy Makes (sometimes) (@FroggyMakes)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 12:54 GMT

I just read Rihanna’s interview about how much she loves being a mother & it's beautiful. Juxtaposing this with how happy I am to be childfree reminds me again that when it comes to parenting, WE SHOULD ALL be able to make the choice for ourselves that we're thrilled about.

sex ed is a human right (@ericasmithsexed)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 21:36 GMT

@johncc @www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me has a blog post on his experience that I found really useful https://www.jvt.me/posts/2022/12/09/adhd-diagnosis-process/

https://twitter.com/alistair_hey/status/1626536029069971460

Companies are not machines for employment, they are ruthless brutal profit machines capable of far worse things than one can imagine

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:56 GMT

I don't really understand the current reality of tech companies. A company that employed several talented peers of mine seems to have laid them all off now. In November they raised forty seven million dollars in funding.

James Seconde (@SecondeJ)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/SecondeJ/status/1626524837660311553

SHAREHOLDER VALUE

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/alistair_hey/status/1626536177850281984

The sad thing is that I sort of know, it's just painful

James Seconde (@SecondeJ)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 11:33 GMT

Happy Valentine's day to our friends in the #Maven community, it's a pleasure serving the #JVM community with you. gradle.com/gradle-enterpr…

Gradle (@gradle)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 23:13 GMT

This is how positive community marketing should look like, @gradle 💙

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Happy Valentine's day to our friends in the #Maven community, it's a pleasure serving the #JVM community with you. gradle.com/gradle-enterpr…

Gradle (@gradle)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 23:13 GMT

Oleg Nenashev #OpenToWork 🤍💙🤍 (@oleg_nenashev)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 11:37 GMT

Happy divorce day to me 🎉🎉

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 11:48 GMT

I've finally, after years of putting it off, paid to have myself assessed for ADHD. It'll be nice finally knowing if there is a reason I struggle so much with some things or if this is just how everyone feels all the time. #adhd

"What if we took 2-3 months to rewrite the whole thing? Start from scratch, fix all the mistakes we know about, and we will have a clean state, all our problems solved." There's a divide between engineers who thought about doing this, and those who did it, and it's a big one.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 08:47 GMT

“Ohhhh but what if you regret transitioning” man I don’t know, what if your kids still talked to you

Colby Gordon (@badinfinity2)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 23:32 GMT

I sprained my hip. I didn’t even know you could sprain your hip — I don’t think I was meant to live this long.

Ashley Willis (McNamara) (@ashleymcnamara)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:32 GMT

"Hmm... I wonder why the ground is so green?" *pans camera* 😯

Vincent Ledvina (@Vincent_Ledvina)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 02:09 GMT

shirts that go hard (@shirtsthtgohard)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 17:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/MxRubyRailed/status/1626461741386452994

This is such a good point. Over the last couple of weeks, I am consistently thankful to you for sharing your thoughts. I like to think I can imagine all scenarios. Yet it’s a treat when you prove me wrong. Which is daily. 💜

Kevin Swiber (@kevinswiber)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 06:55 GMT

The new @McDonalds advert is not only annoying, it is promoting bad OpSec and practices and encouraging office staff to follow them. Let's have a look at the office and try and prevent them having to watch corporate security videos! 1/7 - Note the unlocked workstations #OpSecFail

𝔅͛𝔯͛𝔦͛𝔞͛𝔫͛ ͛𝔚͛𝔥͛𝔢͛𝔩͛𝔱͛𝔬͛𝔫͛ (@brianwhelton)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 13:51 GMT

One thing they don’t tell you before you get a dog is how much time you and your dog parent friends will spend talking about poo. An area of expertise I did not expect in this life

Rebekah (@rkulidzan)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 18:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/LandTanin/status/1626342226300207104

It’s funny that you’ve made a bot that can get past the thing that’s supposed to stop bots 🤦‍♂️

Rob Swift (@RobSwish)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 22:21 GMT

blocking every twitter blue subscriber has never been more good. they hate bieng blocked so much

wint (@dril)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 17:26 GMT

introverts memes (@introvertsmemes)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 10:46 GMT

You're all bloody exceptional humans, thank you so much, truly. Yesterday was the worst. Joining an ADHD discord community for some co-working accountability. Got some lions mane on the way So many lovely DM's of similar-brained-solidarity. ✨ We got this ✨

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My average day atm consists of 8- 4 Sit down at laptop, set endless timers, mentally scream at myself to get work done. Do nothing/periphery tasks 4 - feel guilty enough to gain momentum 4 - 11pm work Burning myself out. Is this ADHD diagnosis/meds time?...

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 08:46 GMT

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 13:23 GMT

Went to dinner for valentines a day late with this handsome man. I fall in love with him every day- but I’m so grateful for the opportunities when we get to spend time together. I know it’s cliche, but I married my best friend, and I couldn’t be happier

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 03:37 GMT

me reading job descriptions: lead team on large projects with cross-organizational scope: cool, I can do that solve difficult technical problems: sure, no problem take charge of these programs & report to the board: ok! degree required: welp, definitely not qualified for this

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 02:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1626049710967476224

“i know my work is good but competence is not a skill thats rewarded here” — totally fictional situation in totally fictional setting, definitely not this week

v (@veekorbes)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 11:47 GMT

I am truly sorry that your timeline isn’t filled up with John Mastodon posts. Meeting with the engineers now.

literally minion pilled 😔😔😔

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 12:39 GMT

For Valentine’s Day, your partner got you flowers For Valentine’s Day, I got myself a knife

ali is in japan + open to jobs (@endingwithali)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 08:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1625410474987917312

I got it engraved with the word finger. BECAUSE WATCH YOUR FINGER.

ali is in japan + open to jobs (@endingwithali)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 08:23 GMT

The bot issue has gotten worse since Elon took over. I just got a dm from someone with this pfp

ali is in japan + open to jobs (@endingwithali)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 01:56 GMT

Running solo on Valentine’s Day? It’s ok, just eat a 5 plate fugu course, a fish that requires a license to serve due to its lethal poison (Not pictured: me petting the fish I ate 5 minutes later) Stay solo, stay toxic ❤️🥰

ali is in japan + open to jobs (@endingwithali)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 12:36 GMT