My type of “edge computing” doesn’t mean what you think it does, b2b spam email

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Mon, 30 Jan 2023 18:53 GMT

struct ElfGirl { long ears; double d; };

Emily (@the_aiju)Mon, 30 Jan 2023 14:13 GMT

5 Black officers and 1 white officer brutalized Tyre Nichols to death. The 5 Black officers were fired, charged with murder and had their faces plastered everywhere 3 days after the murder. The white officer wasn't mentioned and was quietly "relieved of duty" yesterday. America

Olayemi Olurin (@msolurin)Mon, 30 Jan 2023 16:57 GMT

Mockito has released version 5, switching the default mockmaker to mockito-inline in order to better support future versions of the JDK and allows mocking of constructors, static methods and final classes out of the box. The baseline increased from Java 8 to Java 11, as supporting both versions became costly and managing changes in the JDK such as with the SecurityManager proved difficult.

the tech guys & woman haters posting gleefully abt how ai porn bots are coming for sex workers’ incomes are very mistaken about why people pay for sex workers

rayne fisher-quann (@raynefq)Mon, 30 Jan 2023 01:30 GMT

the nipple is the exclamation mark to the boobs sentence

Alison (@AmericanHussy)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:31 GMT

satire

Aster (@fencepostmagpie)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:39 GMT

wild TikTok screenshots (@wildtiktokss)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 22:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/godbirdart/status/1619402213662814208

FOR NOT PAYING RENT ? ? ???? ?

tobias 🍃🎐🌱 (@godbirdart)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 18:31 GMT

wtf is this. if i pick up am i gonna hear alaxander graham bell on the other line going "hullo? hullo?"

Some Kinda Sucka (@legendbelmondo)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 18:58 GMT

i hate the way tumblr relays current events this is NOT how i expected to learn about this

tobias 🍃🎐🌱 (@godbirdart)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 18:29 GMT

Can’t believe it’s been nearly 3 years since covid enabled me to bring alcohol into any venue disguised as hand sanitiser

Alice (@aliceelizabethl)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 13:19 GMT

This is the greatest photograph of me that will ever be taken. twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/…

John Green (@sportswithjohn)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 20:08 GMT

HBO has understood the power of ‘water cooler’ television on Sunday nights for a quarter century. You only get that from a weekly episodic series. Binging will never replace the unity of everyone experiencing something at the same time.

Erik Anderson (@awards_watch)Mon, 30 Jan 2023 04:07 GMT

the funniest thing about masking when nobody else around you is masking is that a lot of them treat u like u are carrying the virus that they allegedly don’t care about and avoid u

latke (@latkedelrey)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 18:33 GMT

Open source people: "open source fucking sucks, it's not sustainable. Nobody pays you for all your hard work and everyone is way too entitled, thinks you owe them something." Also open source people: "join us, it's easy, just find a repo of a cool project and start helping out!"

Plausible Sounding-Guff @monkchips@mastodon.social (@monkchips)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 09:37 GMT

James Cameron has three of the top five grossing movies of all time. Which goes to show you can profit and succeed while making mediocre, shite products with huge marketing.

PJ - @aspleenic@hachyderm.io (@aspleenic)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/steveklabnik/status/1619822765770694657

"They don't look like real women!" has been a criticism of non-AI porn for decades, too. Lol.

extremely pleasant mail delivery guy (@dumbmailguy)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 22:48 GMT

This woman has identified a very gullible demographic and moved fiercely to bring them in to her following.

davis 🐺🦊 (@basedkarbon)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 14:55 GMT

I think the funniest criticism of the AI porn thing is “they don’t even look like real girls” Do you know how many people don’t exactly require realism to be into an image? Are we all not on the internet or something

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 22:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/steveklabnik/status/1619822765770694657

Is it my cup of tea? Not really. Am I going to be surprised when *someone* gets turned on by something I’m not into? I’d *never* take that side of a bet lolol

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 22:21 GMT

art 2 men is just an excuse to get whoever they’re attracted to naked i swear twitter.com/itsthreesixty/…

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Art I’ve made >>>>

360 ♔ (@ItsThreeSixty)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 20:20 GMT

🧚🏽 (@notcishet)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 09:33 GMT

This guy at the bar last night told me he works at Goldman Sachs and when I told him I’ve never heard of it he started acting like I just pushed his grandma down the stairs

Chet (@NoCapCapitalLLC)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 16:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/BrndnStrssng/status/1619705499867549697

A lot of people in here telling me what Mr. Levi actually meant and let me ask you, are you his PR or am I? That’s what I thought. Now let me do my job and look forward to Shazam: Fury of the Jabs in theaters March 17th!

Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng)Mon, 30 Jan 2023 01:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/kryten09/status/1619732944385634305

Just announcing a new, exciting gig! Don’t know what you’re saying here!

Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:32 GMT

Hey guys! Today’s my first day as head of Zachary Levi’s PR! I’m so excited to see what new opportunities this’ll bring, gonna take a big sip of my coffee here and head on over to his Twitter page and see what he’s up to

Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 14:34 GMT

"Long ago" omg 😭

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 30 Jan 2023 00:16 GMT

Rowling posting "shut the fuck up terf" gun memes just proves that her mortal enemy she wants to dedicate billions of dollars into eradicating is a 14 year old catgirl who just discovered /r/traaa

Mia Moore (@StopTweetingMia)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 23:25 GMT

happy 10 year anniversary to one of the happiest moments in my life ❤️

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i keep thinking back to this picture my dad took of my mom holding me while i was recovering from bottom surgery. this is what they want to take from young trans people. they want to take away the ability for our families to love and support us. they want to away our futures.

keffals (@keffals)Mon, 07 Mar 2022 17:20 GMT

keffals (@keffals)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:02 GMT

i keep thinking back to this picture my dad took of my mom holding me while i was recovering from bottom surgery. this is what they want to take from young trans people. they want to take away the ability for our families to love and support us. they want to away our futures.

keffals (@keffals)Mon, 07 Mar 2022 17:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/davidfowl/status/1619930062354276357

On the plus side, I know my password *really* well now 🤓

hachyderm.io/@davidfowl (@davidfowl)Mon, 30 Jan 2023 05:27 GMT

The biggest pain point switching to @1Password has constantly re-entering on the browser extension.

hachyderm.io/@davidfowl (@davidfowl)Mon, 30 Jan 2023 05:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/davidfowl/status/1619930357423566850

On Mac with the app installed, the extension can be unlocked with touchid which is really nice. I'm not sure if the same type of integration is available on other platforms, though.

dade (@0xdade)Mon, 30 Jan 2023 05:31 GMT

the girls are tearing your s3 bucket permissions policy apart in the group chat

“Alex” (@mangopdf)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 09:51 GMT

Just got officially diagnosed with ADHD 😭🥰😌 FINALLY

james (@varjmes)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 19:28 GMT

This would’ve been so much better if a) Jennifer Lawrence was the protagonist instead of Chris Pratt and b) it was a horror-thriller where she slowly realized he was the one who woke her up and only because he thought she was hot

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Hollywood was ITCHING for a hit 😭

HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty (@keyon)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 18:53 GMT

Zoë Rose Bryant (@ZoeRoseBryant)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:54 GMT

do not call me an "e-girl" i am in my 30's. i am an e-woman

laura lux 🦖🪐 (@DarthLux)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:05 GMT

Fascinating how 99% mask in Tokyo and 1% mask in London—we must have a different virus in the UK

Michael A Osborne (@maosbot)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 14:33 GMT

i was wondering how the stunt coordinator in this video ended up with an eyepatch (i figured it was from a stunt gone wrong) so i looked it up and it turns out he lost his eye when he was shot 4 times by a hitman hired by his ex-wife to kill him

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AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER (2022) has been nominated for 4 Oscars, including Best Picture. Here’s some incredible behind the scenes footage of how the team shot motion capture sequences under water.

James Leighton (@JamesL1927)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 17:04 GMT

trevor 👈 (@trevorcumbo)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 16:20 GMT

louis ck played madison square garden last night. cancel culture is not real.

Marisa Kabas (@MarisaKabas)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 14:42 GMT

The plan? I establish myself as one of the subbiest bottoms of trans twitter, only to later dom and buIIy all so-called "switches", proving once and for all that they are really nothing but bottoms

Alix Fembug 🦋🏳️‍⚧️ (@faecuddlebug)Fri, 13 Jan 2023 22:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/M0MMYBIGDICK/status/1619749546996944896

w-woah what are u doing down there

Aoife 🐝 Bee (@Aoife_Bee_)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/Aoife_Bee_/status/1619748360172232704

lemme get under the table for a closer look

Sasha 🏳️‍⚧️ (top 2% OF) (@M0MMYBIGDICK)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/Aoife_Bee_/status/1619748360172232704

I'm expecting a picture from both of y'all in dms shortly

Michelle Otter 🏳️‍⚧️🦦 (@michellexotter)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/Aoife_Bee_/status/1619748360172232704

Natalie 🐀 (@Nartemis117)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:24 GMT

pls respond

Aoife 🐝 Bee (@Aoife_Bee_)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:24 GMT

ten years ago today i got a pussy. how do i celebrate this

keffals (@keffals)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:47 GMT