https://twitter.com/tayallard/status/1629950847240093696

we really weren't supposed to receive every person's reaction to everything all of the time because while I'm receiving some of the cutest and sweetest replies I just got two QT back to back that read: "This is basic ass friendship." "So you want people to do your chores." 🤨

young&hot. (@tayallard)Mon, 27 Feb 2023 03:44 GMT

no person on earth is a greater scoundrel and fucker than the person who owned your home before you. thanks for saving $18 buying the heater with no identifiable model number that takes Dumbass sized filters you honorless fuck

georgia-lux 🐁 (@troughofluxury)Sat, 25 Feb 2023 20:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/MarcLittlemore/status/1629965725438803968

I'm a Senior Engineering Manager and I don't write much code at all during the day. Most of this usage from 2022 is from an Obsidian git sync (for note-taking and backing up markdown files) and not my engineering skills. 😄

Marc Littlemore 👋🏻 (@MarcLittlemore)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 22:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/tayallard/status/1629950847240093696

i’m so sick of this “don’t do xyz if you want to save a friendship.” you can outgrow people, you can move on, but every nice thing you did for that person is still going to be there even if you hate each other one day.

young&hot. (@tayallard)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 21:06 GMT

pick your friends up from the airport, help them move, help them with their problems, cook for them, watch their pets when they aren’t, get them medicine when they’re sick, talk to them, sit with them, hold them. love your friends while you can and do it loudly.

young&hot. (@tayallard)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 21:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/itsmegangraves/status/1630071265414217731

me and god watching you scroll by without subscribing onlyfans.com/bighonkincaboo…

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Mon, 27 Feb 2023 05:33 GMT

I love that "take out" means food, dating, and murder.

Art, from online (@milkeggsbread)Wed, 07 Mar 2018 05:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/manuel_frigerio/status/1629059975418089474

This statement is ridicolous. First, seniority has nothing to do with contributions on a public GitHub profile or open source contributions. Second, most of my code is in the private repositories of the companies I worked for.

Fernando 🇮🇹🇨🇭 (@Franc0Fernand0)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 09:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/manuel_frigerio/status/1629059975418089474

Interesting take from a guy whose Github looks like this🤔

Joel Eriksson (@OwariDa)Sat, 25 Feb 2023 20:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/manuel_frigerio/status/1629819799558553600

He is not missing any point, you failed to make it in the first place.

Pavel Janečka (@netchkin)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 12:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/manuel_frigerio/status/1629059975418089474

they're eating you alive and they're right

christina 死神 (@chhopsky)Sat, 25 Feb 2023 18:00 GMT

"Can a million Americans die of covid and everybody know and it changes nothing?"

Nate Bear (@NateB_Panic)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 22:44 GMT

Man being sat outside in my pyjamas on a February evening waiting for a drugged up golden retriever to remember how to use his bladder was *not* on my 2023 bucket list.

How I switched hosting my Go-based side projects from Amazon EC2 to Fly.io, significantly simplified deployment, and saved a bit of cash while I was at it.

https://twitter.com/esthercrawford/status/1587709705488830464

I have never done this. I've had late nights, but never had to sleep in the office. It's a sign of serious scheduling failure, and knowingly pushing your staff beyond what is reasonable.

Mike Dailly™ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦💙 (@mdf200)Thu, 03 Nov 2022 09:50 GMT

whoa twitter.com/zoeschiffer/st…

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Just got confirmation that Esther Crawford, chief executive of Twitter Payments, is out.

Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 18:52 GMT

Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 19:08 GMT

Just got confirmation that Esther Crawford, chief executive of Twitter Payments, is out.

Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 18:52 GMT

Six years ago she was making this sign, practicing her speech, and preparing to speak out for her rights in public for the first time. ➡️ Today, she got all dressed up and went to her school’s Sophomore Cotillion.

Jamie Bruesehoff (@jamiebruesehoff)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 01:31 GMT

Please don’t apply for a senior dev job unless your kitchen backsplash looks like this.

RH🐺 (@furrycodertrash)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 13:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/copyconstruct/status/1629931933680680960

Unless you’re a founder of a company (and sometimes even if you are) please know that you’re very much expendable. Work long hours, nights and weekends if you’re personally motivated, but please don’t do so because of what others tweet. They have wildly different incentives.

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 19:54 GMT

Please don’t apply for a senior dev job unless your bathroom backsplash looks like this.

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RH🐺 (@furrycodertrash)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 13:54 GMT

Corinne Manon-Michael (@FullStackCorm)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 17:14 GMT

Please don’t apply for a senior dev job unless you plan to compete in the 10x developer championship in an arena that looks like this twitter.com/fullstackcorm/…

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Please don’t apply for a senior dev job unless your bathroom backsplash looks like this. twitter.com/furrycodertras…

Corinne Manon-Michael (@FullStackCorm)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 17:14 GMT

Laurie (@laurieontech)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 20:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/copyconstruct/status/1629933007296659456

Nat had a lot of really bad takes around then.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 20:52 GMT

This was the woman who posted a picture of herself sleeping in the office to meet Elon’s deadlines. At the time, a lot of prominent people lauded this, saying “this is how the most impressive software is built”. Fast forward a couple of months and she’s fired. twitter.com/zoeschiffer/st…

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Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 18:52 GMT

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 19:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1629946376770686977

It’s such a good show. I want S3 please. Could you put in a call or something to help expedite this?

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 21:03 GMT

My favorite scene in Ted Lasso, one I think about a lot in the context of leadership vs management, is when Coach Beard called Ted out for not caring about whether the team wins -- because the TEAM cares about whether they win.

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 20:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1629875100362108929

5 ft 10 but you put 6 ft on tinder

ali is eating poutine in toronto (@endingwithali)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 21:16 GMT

Performatively sleeping at the office doesn't make the company love you back. twitter.com/zoeschiffer/st…

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Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 18:52 GMT

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 18:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1629917633108754434

It’s so embarrassing to be such a sycophant and still get let go. And all very publicly.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 19:41 GMT

Attached: 1 image My groceries watching me order Taco Bell

https://twitter.com/silvergelpen/status/1629887133807792134

**FOREarms

j (@silvergelpen)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 16:55 GMT

Programmed #LeadDevLondon from 100s of CFP proposals — the bar was extraordinarily high! Join us end of June for an amazing line up of speakers as well as workshops, #StaffPlus (for staff engineers and beyond) and #LeadingEng (for managers of managers) leaddev.com/leaddev-london

Meri 4x💉“Exiled for Good of the Realm” Williams (@Geek_Manager)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 16:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/crtr0/status/1629580584900231168

I did! Love that movie.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 15:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/sarah_edo/status/1629863972529917953

The soundtrack 😍

jhey 🔨🐻✨ (@jh3yy)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 15:24 GMT

if your idea for a solution to a problem seems obvious and easy, and the professionals haven't done it, and the only reason you can come up with for that is that they're stupid, you don't understand the problem

christina 死神 (@chhopsky)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 05:58 GMT

Attached: 1 image It’s nice when games make it extremely obvious who the bad guy is

https://twitter.com/kellyjandrews/status/1629490014101831680

Especially if most of their work has been done on internal projects, or, *gasp* on GitLab.

Jeremy, The Patronizing Saint of DevOps 🇺🇲🇺🇦 (@IAmJerdog)Sat, 25 Feb 2023 22:24 GMT

I spent 19 years writing video games and it was all in private version control. Don’t judge the seniority of software engineers by their public GitHub contributions.

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Manuel Frigerio (@manuel_frigerio)Fri, 24 Feb 2023 10:05 GMT

Marc Littlemore 👋🏻 (@MarcLittlemore)Sat, 25 Feb 2023 23:41 GMT

This guy losing his entire career in one fell swoop is funnier than any Dilbert cartoon. Which is to say, it's actually funny theguardian.com/us-news/2023/f…

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 08:04 GMT

I’d you like #golang and silly giggling schoolboys, this is the listen for you. twitter.com/gotimefm/statu…

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💥 New episode of Go Time 💥 💡 What's new in Go 1.20 😎 featuring @carlmjohnson 🎤 with @jboursiquot & @matryer 💚 gotime.fm/267 #golang

Go Time ⏰ (@GoTimeFM)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 23:01 GMT

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 08:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/mipsytipsy/status/1624955915538677760

Where does "Use contractors to deliver major government technology initiatives because we cannot pay market rates for permanent staff and wouldn't be able to manage them anyway" fit in?

Russell Howe (@rhowe212)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 09:50 GMT

"Enter your email address to keep reading. This is not a paywall." I beg to differ: it is a paywall. Just not one where the currency is cash. You're paying with your attention, your identity, and …

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