Attached: 1 image Holy shit, it works! I am officially a full-time #ProfessionalMaintainer ✨🧑‍💻💼 That means I spend most of my time on #OpenSource maintenance, and I offer retainers to companies that benefit from my work and from access to me. I now have six amazing clients: Glasklar Teknik AB, Protocol Labs, Latacora, the Interchain Foundation, Smallstep, and @tailscale@hachyderm.io. I am excited and relieved to announce this, and wrote up a bunch of details on how I got here and where it's going. https://words.filippo.io/full-time-maintainer/?source=Mastodon

Shell just recorded £32 billion in profit. 3,000 people in the UK die every year because they can't afford to heat their homes. There’s nothing pragmatic about letting greed run rampant while the poorest freeze to death. Energy is a public good. It should be in public hands.

Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 14:26 GMT

filming a bukkake scene in latex, call that elastic load balancing

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 19:32 GMT

This is sad. I've been providing hugs on Twitter for over three years now (has it really been that long???) This bot isn't monetized, the hugs are truly free so there's no way I can pay for API access. Unless @elonmusk changes his mind this bot will stop giving hugs next week😭

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Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵

Twitter Dev (@TwitterDev)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 06:05 GMT

Free Hugs! (@ICanHazHugzPlz)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 21:52 GMT

Jo: 1, sepsis: 0 It has been a scary few days but I’m incredibly greatful to be here. If I lived in another country without our NHS there’s no way I could’ve afforded the level of care I received. Support our heroes on strike and our amazing system 💜 #NHS #nhsstrikes

Jo Melton (@Jothephysicist)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 15:24 GMT

The fact that I went to a four year university and still had to study extra for software engineering interviews blows my mind.

mewtru •ᴗ• (@trunarla)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 18:59 GMT

Your two-factor authentication code is: 9 DO NOT SHARE THIS CODE WITH ANYONE.

act as self-hosted runner. Contribute to ChristopherHX/github-act-runner development by creating an account on GitHub.

as an afab i do not understand urinals .. y’all just go in there and piss together? right beside each other? dick and balls out?

nightgown moder (@magicpepper414)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 02:20 GMT

I firmly believe we can stop netflix from their anti password sharing shit if we just cyberbully them hard enough

Max Gross ☻ (@maxgotjokes)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 18:36 GMT

My mom saw this photo and said “your legs look huge” (derogatory) Parents, please never speak to your children this way about their bodies. It doesn’t matter if they’re 5 or 35. My “huge” legs are strong and beautiful. I wish my mom could see that too.

She-Rage, Princess of Pain (@ClaireMax)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 02:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/alphaINTEL/status/1620889290288037889

you had me at “Apex Legends Universe” still love you apex news guy

Artemis (@ArtemisTheValk)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 21:40 GMT

Google Calendar, but it shows the cost of the meeting

gaut (@0xgaut)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 16:03 GMT

I Am Twenty Nine

Cat Elgarrista (@cat_elg)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 05:45 GMT

It had been a while since I broke production. Time for a burrito to celebrate

Autism: let’s keep everything the same…forever! 💀 ADHD: let’s change everything! 😈 Autism + ADHD: let’s keep things the same but, different. 🥴

Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 17:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1621123399039729665

And now you've made the entire Care team lose it too, THANKS JAMIE THE VERY NEXT DAYYYYY YOU GAVE IT AWAYYYY

James King (@ripixelcodes)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 12:52 GMT

Taking hefty inspiration from Carol and Jamie I am putting together some notes on the month. We’ll see how often I can keep this up! ✨ What happened…

I hope @carol@social.lol doesn't mind me completely ripping her lifenotes format off... but I have. I really love reading these so I thought it's time I did my own. Blogging used to be something I did very regularly in my teens so why stop now? https://loftio.co.uk/lifenotes-001-january-23/

"My son's autistic." "Interesting, is anyone else in the family autistic?" "No, I don't think so." "There's a strong genetic link you know." "Hmm, no, it's only him." "LOOK IN THE BLOODY MIRROR DAVE."

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@rachelmtrimmer)Mon, 30 Jan 2023 11:10 GMT

It's OK to make jokes about neurodiveristy. Neurodiversity has this image where it's all very serious and sensible but NDs are some of the funniest people I've ever met - and a frequent source of humour is our own conditions. Humour makes it easier to engage with people too.

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@rachelmtrimmer)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 11:31 GMT

Normalise tidying up when your friend gets there, rather than before. I'll actually tidy if you're with me, plus I can concentrate better on what you're saying if I'm moving about.

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@rachelmtrimmer)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 09:23 GMT

First they took away my favourite app (Tweetbot), next week they’ll prevent me from syndicating notes from my own site using a free API. This new direction for Twitter makes me very sad. …

Netflix doing the absolute dumbest thing re account sharing is just painful to watch. Just sell a family pack. This isn't a unique problem.

David Whitney (@david_whitney)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 21:37 GMT

The hidden burden of undiagnosed ADHD is constantly needing to invent excuses in an attempt to explain or justify behavior that you don’t even understand yourself.

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 05:30 GMT

@urlichsanais @tomtucka @MichaelCade1 we need this at @devopsdaysbrum

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Hi everyone, please meet Shelby, a very, very, very cute conference support animal 🥺🐾🐶❤️ #CNSCon

Marino Wijay (he/him) 🇨🇦🍁 (@virtualized6ix)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 00:23 GMT

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 06:19 GMT

🎉 Go 1.20 is released! 📝 Release notes: go.dev/doc/go1.20 ⬇️ Download: go.dev/dl/#go1.20 #golang

Go (@golang)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 20:02 GMT

teachers in Nazi Germany hid books to avoid being arrested. teachers in Republican Florida are hiding books to avoid being arrested. any questions

Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 15:55 GMT

I know the Open Web is dead but way to stamp on it's corpse.

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Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵

Twitter Dev (@TwitterDev)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 06:05 GMT

Joe Poser (@J_Poser)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 07:38 GMT

Tbh, I think people are going to slowly end up going back to Twitter because Mastodon doesn't do what they want it to do nor will they be interested in trying other options (which you should - most of …

Building an online presence helps your career by ensuring you don’t apply to jobs anymore. They will come find you.

Randall Kanna (Franson) (@RandallKanna)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 22:00 GMT

In Voicemod we support everykind of Microphone

Voicemod (@voicemod)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 13:00 GMT

No one slept good last night. She wants to be near one of us because she knows we’re sad. She’s been our best dog friend for a long time. Saying goodbye will be very hard.

Chris "Not So" Short (here or there) (@ChrisShort)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 14:46 GMT

Quote of the day: "Static analysis has found a few bugs in SQLite, but those are the exceptions. More bugs have been introduced into SQLite while trying to get it to compile without warnings than have been found by static analysis." Source: sqlite.org/testing.html

Rohan Padhye (@moarbugs)Tue, 31 Jan 2023 20:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1620837261360398336

Overall this has led to a much better experience on Twitter. My name was trending constantly before my ban and it was driving a lot of harassment, so ironically banning me from trending (which I believe is what's happening) has calmed that down a lot.

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 17:33 GMT

Against late capitalism 🪶 (@Inhumansoflate1)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 12:04 GMT

Such weird invasion of privacy vibes. AI snooping on everyone's comments. 😬

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Github copilot just recommended a text wih a name in it for a commit message. I'm sorry wtf ? :D :D Is it you? @JSchindelin

butcher 🔰 (@butcher__51)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 07:12 GMT

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 12:20 GMT

Github copilot just recommended a text wih a name in it for a commit message. I'm sorry wtf ? :D :D Is it you? @JSchindelin

butcher 🔰 (@butcher__51)Wed, 01 Feb 2023 07:12 GMT

Really hate that ppl think “no ethical consumption” means “just do whatever fuck it ” and not “still try to be ethical but know that purity in this regard is practically impossible so just do your best”

cas ketchum (@CrappyFumes)Tue, 31 Jan 2023 13:48 GMT

I know Paperchase is in dire financial straights but 3 for 2 on Valentine’s cards is tapping into a very niche market

Vote Labour May 2023 (@hannoir)Tue, 31 Jan 2023 17:33 GMT

i’ve said it before with regards to leaking female content creators’ nudes and i’ll say it again with regards to this deepfake pornography stuff— the reason you’re looking is because the lack of consent turns you on. you like it because these women did not consent. that’s it.

ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt)Tue, 31 Jan 2023 16:53 GMT