Kevin McAllister belongs in prison.

matt christman (@cushbomb)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 03:07 GMT

What even is this lol. How is one unit of hate speech defined

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 22:35 GMT

i just can't not see goatse when i see this emoji 🫶

I've updated my collection of Modern Frontends Live articles with a new title: Warnings About The Disastrous Modern Frontends Live Some of them are starting to rank well on search engines, so I think …

really fucking glad this mastodon and ifttt setup is working well

What about “White Friday?”

Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 18:21 GMT

The reason I keep grinding on my sunscreen and tretinoin wave is because this 67-year old lady named Melissa55 on youtube has been using it for 30+ years and i audibly gasped when i found out her age

Tsaarot 🌿 readings open (@tsaarot)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 14:08 GMT

Imagine if England made an NFL team came to the US and tied against our Pro Bowl team…NAAAAA😂😂😭

रepullze (@Repullze)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:07 GMT

boys are disgusting. can’t believe i like these things

a (@23luvr)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 16:26 GMT

As a teacher, you’re sometimes privileged to witness life moments. I saw a girl approach a boy to ask if he wanted her number. He paused, then pulled out his phone. Utter joy on the girl’s face. I then confiscated the phone as it’s against rules to have it out in the corridor.

Tom Mitchell (@cakesthebrain)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 16:46 GMT

Good evening. Service dogs being trained to sit through a play! There are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs.

Des (@desdelboy)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 18:21 GMT

Every day is Black Friday when you’re financially irresponsible

‏لا حولَ (@ibs_indistress)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 11:03 GMT

Looking for a personal site refresh? I think the best way is to think about the kind of brand/blog you want to portray, and then look for those in the wild and pull in design elements you like into a "moodboard". This was my list when I went thru it github.com/sw-yx/brain/bl…

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What’s your favourite blog? Trying to get inspiration for a revamp of my website :)

Ali Abdaal (@AliAbdaal)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:24 GMT

swyx 🗽 (@swyx)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 08:32 GMT

I think this person assumes that: men are always dominant in a BDSM scene - how feminist of her - and that all BDSM involves direct genital sexual activity. And: no.

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the concept of "safe word" scares me bc why doesn't "no" or "stop" suffice? and you want me to believe bdsm doesn't revolve around r*pe culture :/

cassandra (@elliespendejo)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 17:24 GMT

Mistress Matisse (@mistressmatisse)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 02:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/elliespendejo/status/1595830745016438784

First, this is kinkshaming. Second, there are safe words because they definitely indicate that the session is over. They usually indicate that the bottom has reached a physical or mental limit. In other words, the safe word is a quick and efficient way to stop the activity.

☽☾ Rainha da Rosa Azul ☽☾ (@Hiranoguren)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 00:07 GMT

Those articles making the rounds saying "Twitter has lost 50 of its 100 top advertisers" are really burying the lede -- who are the dipshits who are still advertising there?

j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ (@jwz)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 04:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/Saeko_Cut/status/1596035268452261888

Did you know Elon has a trans daughter? She disowned him, rightfully. As his revenge, Elon wants to turn Twitter into a trans genocide machine. That's why he personally unbanned notable transphobic accounts. He also removed rules against transphobia. What a petty, vile man.

TERFs are not women (@Saeko_Cut)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 14:48 GMT

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

brent (@murrman5)Tue, 01 Oct 2019 14:52 +0000

Twitter tonight has some serious "everyone gathered around grandpa's bedside at the hospice center" energy except everyone is also making fun of grandpa.

ZacharyCohn https://mastodon.social/@ZacharyCohn (@ZacharyCohn)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 03:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1596351260336148480

cannot believe how many people in the year of our lord 2022 are not ready to attach a drone on a string to their junk for better vr immersion its like yall just don't trust technology for some reason

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 04:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1596288334846099457

"I'm fine with Trump not tweeting - I voted for Biden!" The fact that it took three hours between those two tweets... I just *know* he's feeling so rejected and humiliated rn 😭

Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 05:03 GMT

BBC apologises for calling trans woman a woman. Guardian has 3 page transphobic propaganda spread. Cheering on an anti lgbtq mass shooting on twitter is fine and encouraged. Im just so angry

Rose Schmits, Trans Kiln Witch™ (@RoseSchmits)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 12:26 GMT

Hard Drive would like to formally apologize for dragging Mr. Musk.

Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev “Can the player summon a giant demon that bursts from the ground in an explosion of lava?” and they’ll say “sure, that’s easy” and then you’ll ask “can the player wear a scarf?” and they’ll go “oof”

Alex Blechman (@AlexBlechman)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 01:28 GMT

goodest boy

Chaos Goddess she/her (@yourbirdgirl)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 05:40 GMT

Shout out to Santa for showing up to fight the Empire on Ferrix. #Andor

MrAndor // Kino Loy Enthusiast (@MrBrecken)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 13:36 GMT

it’s always “i love you” and never “the mark you have left on me is indelible. anytime i feel nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, i’ll think of you” 😒

☾ wenclair’s #1 believer ✹ (@thinkingofjenna)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 09:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/fingerbIaster/status/1596336372000116744

I've done a lot of bdsm in both d & s roles and the number of times I've had a safeword ignored is zero. wish I could say the same for my experience with cishet men respecting a "no" or a "stop" during vanilla sex

j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ (@fingerbIaster)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 06:03 GMT

This is a game about climbing colossal creatures in fractal environments, coming up on Steam

Chasing the Unseen (@strangeshift)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 13:44 GMT

Your domain model and presentation model SHOULD be different because you don’t want to expose the full domain model directly to the client. Don’t think of it as a DTO but think of it as the Anti-corruption layer. Validation at this layer is in construction.

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https://twitter.com/davidfowl/status/1596351791498952705

- They need to be declared, which means they need to be named. - Code needs to be written to map them to other domain objects - If using validation attributes, they need to be duplicated. - Sometimes, if you're pedantic, you redeclare them at every layer to reduce coupling.

hachyderm.io/@davidfowl (@davidfowl)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 04:28 GMT

A Guy Who Codes (@browniepoints)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 06:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1596268804413476864

Why is it that you never dialogue with anyone on the left regarding Twitter? Just curious because you’re only getting one view point in all of this.

David Weissman ✡️ (@davidmweissman)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 00:19 GMT

i do not want to be merely tolerated or accepted. what miserably low standards. i want to be celebrated. i wanted to be asked serious questions. i want to be asked about my dreams and desires, my sorrows and my favorite trees. i want to be wanted. actively. abundantly. today.

兔兒神 (@chenchenwrites)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 04:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/hikarusbby/status/1596339297543561216

says the person paying for a verification badge…

• (@sunm0re0ften)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 03:49 GMT

The 1975’s Matty Healy goes viral after asking security to help a fan at their show in Phoenix while using an auto tune microphone.

Pop Crave (@PopCrave)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 03:04 GMT

I used to hear this a lot when I was interviewing developers: "I don't write tests when I don't know how it's supposed to work". But. Um. You do write the code??

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"But how can we write tests first if we don't know what the code's supposed to do?" isn't the slam-dunk argument against TDD you think it is

Jason Gorman @jasongorman@mastodon.cloud (@jasongorman)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 11:17 GMT

Trisha Gee | @trishagee@mastodon.social (@trisha_gee)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:34 GMT

"But how can we write tests first if we don't know what the code's supposed to do?" isn't the slam-dunk argument against TDD you think it is

Jason Gorman @jasongorman@mastodon.cloud (@jasongorman)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 11:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/maciejwalkowiak/status/1596407692247154688

Stay loyal to friends you make at work. Be loyal to the company not more than the company is loyal too you.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/maciejwalkowiak/status/1596407697020157953

Job is a job. Not a family.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:37 GMT

I hate it when Americans include the year and model of a car in a story and you have to guess from context if it's a really good car or a really bad car. "My husband showed up to our first date in a 1983 Chevrolet Anaconda." "Haha, what a total loser or millionaire."

Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 13:55 GMT

Job is not a family. Do your job the best you can. Work overtime if it's paid, can be exchanged for time off or benefits you in other way. Overtime paid >= 150% regular rate, 200% on weekends.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:37 GMT

When your incident response team selects the wrong tools for the job and just makes things worse...

Jake Williams (@MalwareJake)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 14:40 GMT

I've deleted a bunch of tweets. There's likely a better outlet for all the messages I've received than my twitter account, and everything I've heard about blackmail and lawsuits is doing a number on my anxiety levels. Sorry folks. Not forgotten. Still angry. Just need a break.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 17:15 GMT

tie fighters are called that because they look like bow ties but I've never seen a bow tie in a star wars movie I am forty-six years old

Chip Zdarsky (@zdarsky)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:36 GMT

My flight just offered a $400 Amazon gift card to board the next flight (1:30pm vs 5:30pm) and I ran to that podium 🏃‍♀️💨

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:53 GMT