my teen is now balking at applying for summer jobs because he just did the math on what 40 hours a week actually is "what?! that's way too many hours! how are people supposed to do anything else?" honestly, he's not wrong

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 02:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/Pilnok/status/1632142665914413059

IT'S SO MANY, THOUGH?!

pilnok (@Pilnok)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 22:18 GMT

idk why my friends even bother to lie to me like this

pilnok (@Pilnok)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 22:15 GMT

job application: "what is your highest technical achievement?"

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 18:15 GMT

"I do a lot of rsyncing on my network" @adamstac "Do a lot of arse-what?" @matryer You'll never hear `rsync` the same again...

Changelog (@changelog)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 13:45 GMT

Back in 2010, David Chelimsky was re-writing RSpec, and had the idea to use Cucumber scenarios to drive the development. The RSpec websit...

Well, this is new. After ten years building a company around the Cucumber open source project, I suddenly find myself out of a job. I...

IT HAPPENED! IT FINALLY HAPPENED!

Simon Clark (@simonoxfphys)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 10:02 GMT

imagine taking a cute pic w ur friends and then men on the internet turn it into this ???? during women history month too twitter.com/jangonba988/st…

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Who y’all picking

SOSADROPEMOFF🧛🏿 (@JangoNBA988)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 20:56 GMT

sweet afia🇬🇭 (@elefaantzz)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 17:54 GMT

Now that I’m a mature adult, I can think back to when I was growing up and learning that most adults were not smart. Now that I’ve been an adult for so many years, I can safely say that it is much worse than I could have ever imagined.

https://twitter.com/laceynwilliams/status/1632059697854562304

It is a source of great joy in my life that this was one of our worst arguments and neither of us can even remember what it was about. Married nine years, together 16.

Lacey Williams Henschel (@laceynwilliams)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 17:02 GMT

“Check on your trans friends” I dunno how I’d feel about a “sorry another state just made you illegal” text, maybe instead text your republican relatives to tell them you’re cutting them out of your life til they stop doing this

Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL (@PinkRangerLB)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 23:28 GMT

the Internet has ruined us all

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Tim Clevenger (Parity) (@timjclevenger)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 15:31 GMT

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 15:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1632041234851155973

There's gotta be a tumblr just to collect these, right?

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 16:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1632041234851155973

greatest of all time: sandwich edition

Patrick Kolencherry (@kolencherry)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 15:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/kolencherry/status/1632044249603530752

🎖️

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 15:45 GMT

rightmove.co.uk/properties/132… Blimey.

Juliet Brando (@sliderulesyou)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 12:29 GMT

guess who’s now licensed to be a hazard on the streets? 🚗🎉

Watching a meeting recording from work on 2x speed and this one guy sounds totally normal speed. So...

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 11:14 GMT

I *love* coding or reviewing code on trains. The wifi is always crap so it lets you do the deep work without going down search rabbit holes. Trains and crappy wifi are also pretty good for reviewing prose (blog posts, marketing copy, etc.). Maybe I just love trains. 🚂 twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Randall Hunt (@jrhunt)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 11:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/jrhunt/status/1631980023744806913

I find it really easy to focus while traveling on a train. Maybe because when I travel, I'm not in a hurry, and also ... you can't escape from the train 😁 Perhaps the best employee benefit I ever had was when I worked for a railway company: unlimited free train rides

Niko Virtala 👨‍🏭 (@nikovirtala)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 11:53 GMT

Angehängt: 1 Video RT @wahVinci Backend dev doing CSS

Austin Powers: International Women's Day of Mystery ✌️🇬🇧

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 02:27 GMT

A chat with the PornHub development team, about working in the adult website industry, technology, virtual reality, and more.

https://twitter.com/Pilnok/status/1631754484144803840

This is the only one I have bothered to save to my phone. Dwayne the Regirock Johnson

FeltSalamander (@feltsalamander)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 22:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1631873104015400960

including hog farming!

ms. sophie bites (@sophiebits)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 04:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/sophiebits/status/1631873253668163584

i'm going to use this in my speaker bio. i wasn't born yet when the challenger exploded but it doesn't matter

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 04:25 GMT

is this a bit? this has to be a bit, this is so weird

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After the Challenger tragically exploded, my dreams of being an astronaut were cut short. But I did what I had to do – including hog farming – to purchase my first McDonalds in 1997. Today, I am honored to represent #OK01 in the U.S. Congress. Never EVER give up.

Rep. Kevin Hern (@repkevinhern)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 22:37 GMT

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 04:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1631871720331280386

matty stratton, professional nerdsniper (@mattstratton)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 04:54 GMT

This just is a harbinger that Yo is going to have a renaissance

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“Twitter is even better for yo”

Tom Warren (@tomwarren)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 08:28 GMT

matty stratton, professional nerdsniper (@mattstratton)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 04:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1631871443561508864

wazzahhhhhhh

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 04:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/repkevinhern/status/1631785840316674050

Have at least one friend who will tell you, "Don't tweet that."

Steph Hippo (@stephhippo)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 04:57 GMT

Okay, stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and listen to this!

Angry Scotland Podcast (@AngryScotland)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 12:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/mikepqr/status/1631739144094507008

Can you reply with a screenshot of musk tweeting "Interesting"

some Tweeters you’ve liked (@JEllulz)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 23:04 GMT

i just got paged by twitter. i quit working at twitter in october, and never worked on this service. seems fine.

Mike Lee Williams (@mikepqr)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 19:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/mikepqr/status/1631739144094507008

pressing 6 to pay respects

Mike Lee Williams (@mikepqr)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 02:07 GMT

New decibel scale just dropped

figma male (@alopex_ii)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 16:52 GMT

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https://twitter.com/veekorbes/status/1631328533321760769

The only way to catch up on emails at this point is to change your job.

Amartya Datta Gupta (@amartya00)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 17:31 GMT

vee (@veekorbes)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 19:19 GMT

“optimal posting times” “stagger your posts” if you see me you see me. it’s in gods hands and i am not praying

🍓jazz! (@juhuachai)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 00:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1631706779649179658

russ (@shakarussell)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 17:27 GMT

Mental Headlines (@MentalHeadline)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 07:20 GMT