Devastated to report that the Kubernetes v1.27 Emotional Support Lead (my cat) will be suspended for two meetings as she bit me right on the chin, while I was reminding everyone of the code of conduct, on a recorded release team meeting

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 16:42 GMT

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups.

Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw)Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:32 GMT

#InternationalWomensDay As women only get paid 82% of what men get paid, I'm only going to write 82% of

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@rachelmtrimmer)Wed, 08 Mar 2023 13:31 GMT

Intended audience: software engineers working with Git who happen to come across this value and want to confirm that it has particular significance.

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1633401094414925825

Just a friendly reminder: Trans women are women Trans men are men Trans rights are human rights Stop eroding trans rights, Jo. It’s awful.

Alastair McAlpine, MD (@AlastairMcA30)Wed, 08 Mar 2023 19:42 GMT

@jk_rowling is a conspiracy theorist. Here she is, in her own words, setting out her conspiracy theory about LGBTQIA+ people:

A Mere Solicitor (@truesolicitor)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 11:09 GMT

lol this guy yelled at an employee until she cried and he can't figure out why he got fired

cait (@punished_cait)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 21:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/the4star/status/1635633713026576384

maybe your wife is also an asshole

cait (@punished_cait)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 15:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/KitMerker/status/1635767347750502400

How do you feel about starting a deployment at 4:30pm on Friday?

caleb (@calebsutton)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 22:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/KitMerker/status/1635767347750502400

“What single experience makes you hate most of the rest of the day, if you have to do it?”

Niall Murphy (@niallm)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 23:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/KitMerker/status/1635767347750502400

Are you able to put headphones on and get stuck into a few hours of deep work at least once per day?

Chris Evans (@evnsio)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 09:07 GMT

You’re sending an internal survey to all your devs to figure out the current state of engineering velocity, reliability, productivity, morale, and business impact. What question are you definitely including? twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

k1t (@KitMerker)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 22:18 GMT

Morning! I'm on #Strike today along with thousands of my colleagues across the public sector. You can read more at https://prospect.org.uk/serving-our-society/

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Deliveroo (@Deliveroo)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 10:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/eeberquist/status/1635690491923640333

Remember when the writers for HBO's Silicon Valley interviewed the head of GoogleX, and it was so cringe that they couldn't use any of it? newyorker.com/culture/cultur…

My Brain is Whirring (@LLGXIII)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 01:50 GMT

it is very funny that all these tech founders are apparently realizing for the first time that the general public is not in fact grateful that they’ve spent the last 15 years inserting middlemen and subscription fees into every interaction

Emma Berquist (@eeberquist)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 17:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/goofykirby12/status/1635745181877010432

Literally it’s just the word “suck” but by itself it’s more like “suck it”

ren nolasco 🗡️ (@ren_nolasco)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 21:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/ren_nolasco/status/1635718293003567113

As someone who is very white: what does Chupa mean by itself?

Goofykirby (@goofykirby12)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 20:50 GMT

Making a chupacabra movie and calling it just "Chupa" apparently not knowing that if you take away the "cabra" context it's just a sexual word it's the most gringo thing I've seen today

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The first poster for ‘CHUPA’ has been released. The movie releases on Netflix on April 7

The Hollywood Handle (@hollywoodhandle)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 15:12 GMT

ren nolasco 🗡️ (@ren_nolasco)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 19:03 GMT

Attached: 1 image Docker Inc would like to thank the open source community for making registry successful. As a token of appreciation open source organizations are invited to subscribe to the paid version in the next month, or their data will be deleted.

Maybe you should stay home twitter.com/bignik/status/…

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So disgusting when I see women dressed like prostitutes in the gym. You don’t have to wear spandex and yoga pants, there’s plenty other clothing. I shouldn’t have to feel like I’m in a strip club when I’m just trying to work on my health. It’s annoying.

BigNik (@BigNik)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 03:56 GMT

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 21:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/BigNik/status/1635127730206547969

So disgusting when I see men with facial hair. You don’t need to have all those pubes on your face. I shouldn’t have to feel disgusted just walking the streets. It’s annoying

Linda😜 (@lindamoulton1)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 04:02 GMT

Another good reason to proxy any artifacts you use and vet your external containers providers. Cybersquatting ftw.

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Is Docker saying that the OSS openfaas organisation on Docker Hub will get deleted if we don't sign up for a paid plan? What about Prometheus, and all the other numerous OSS orgs on the Docker Hub? cc @justincormack

Alex Ellis (@alexellisuk)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 16:28 GMT

Thomas, nomás. (@alphacc@tooting.ch) (@thomasnomas)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 21:33 GMT

Is Docker saying that the OSS openfaas organisation on Docker Hub will get deleted if we don't sign up for a paid plan? What about Prometheus, and all the other numerous OSS orgs on the Docker Hub? cc @justincormack

Alex Ellis (@alexellisuk)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 16:28 GMT

I’m having to rediscover myself as an ADHD’er. I’ve realized I got so far without a diagnosis because I inadvertently discovered how to trigger my hyperfocus almost at will… this helps me pass as “gifted” while in hyperfocus mode 1/4 #adhd

Daniela Petruzalek (@danicat83)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 21:43 GMT

An exit interview. twitter.com/bre_aun_na/sta…

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A promotion with no raise is called what?

Queen La Beefa 👑 (@Bre_aun_na)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 13:19 GMT

gilly🫶🏽 (@gillyorwhatever)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 13:42 GMT

GPT-4 blah blah blah can we talk about this week’s actual BIG release: TED LASSO SEASON 3!!

https://twitter.com/bcmerchant/status/1635331043216736256

New Slack away message: "distracted by diversity demands"

Rani Molla (@ranimolla)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 19:01 GMT

Cli tool (and library) for converting JSON mock objects to OpenAPI schemas - GitHub - OzzyCzech/mock-to-openapi: Cli tool (and library) for converting JSON mock objects to OpenAPI schemas

I really should have recorded the explanation I gave my daughter of what happened with SVB. It was masterful. Anyway, now she knows Peter Thiel is an asshole and that’s the important bit.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 03:55 GMT

happy pi day to those who celibate

Lots of AI stuff is gonna be - person A: writes succinct prompt about what they want to generate wall of text - person B: uses AI to generate succinct summary of wall of text I am excited for the phase after where we all just start communicating clearly with each other

Always an honour and delight to be back at @Uni_of_Essex 🎓 today I shared my journey to open source with the students here. The next generation of engineers is looking strong 💯

Katie Gamanji (@k_gamanji)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 11:49 GMT

Hi @U2 big fan. I notice that your guitarist uses a lot of unresolved sus2 and sus4 chords that build tension but never release it by going to the tonic. Is that why he's called the Edge. Please respond.

Pedro Pascal's Wager (@texaninnyc)Tue, 20 Sep 2022 23:23 +0000

So it’s Pi Day today. A ridiculous day if you ask me, not because I don’t like pi, but because the date format MM/DD is simply wrong. Pi day should be celebrated on the 31st April instead, that’s when you’ll find me celebrating all the maths and not any time sooner.

Phil Nash | @philnash@mastodon.social (@philnash)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 11:59 GMT

I tagged the new version of Souin the HTTP cache middleware used by @caddyserver, compatible with @tyk_io @traefik and soon in the @ApiPlatform documentation! Thanks to all of the helpers to bring this release up! ✌️🚀

Darkweak (@Darkweak_dev)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 00:20 GMT

Evidence that the #golang community likes to live life on the edge! Right up to the last minute (1a Mountain Time)!! #RoadToGopherCon

GopherCon (@GopherCon)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 13:07 GMT

happy pi day to the only country to do dates the wrong way around

Automattic has acquired the popular ActivityPub plugin for WordPress. @pfefferle, the plugin's creator, will be joining Automattic to work on ActivityPub integrations full time. https://wptavern.com/automattic-acquires-activitypub-plugin-for-wordpress Here's an interview I shot with @pfefferle and @tim@mastodon.timnolte.com about the ActivityPub and Webmentions plugins, and how #WordPress and the #fediverse can be used together. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf2Bksfof0U

i’m excited for the potential applications of ChatGPT etc for marketing, content, copywriting the more people who produce bland, meaningless garbage that can be copied in 5 seconds by anyone who can type a sentence, the better i’ll stand out

First day on meds. Let’s see if I can focus at work 🤞🏻#ADHD

If you use Jenkins Jobs DSL Plugin, you might face the unable to resolve class utilities.MyUtilities error during the external class importing. The probable reason is the plugin security.

If my mobile security 'lightning talk' is accepted for Swift Leeds...will the EU force me to make it a 'USB-C talk' instead? 🤪