https://twitter.com/krystalwolfy/status/1636489086356668416

for anyone curious, this article is actually just a review of nuclear energy powder (caffeinated sugar powder) plutonium (the candy) is pear flavored they gave it a 7.9/10 everyview.com/2010/02/18/plu….

bo (silly) 🎱⭐️ (@cringemobile)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 00:59 GMT

🎧 Here's a quick look at the new Steam Deck startup movies that just went live in the Point Shop! Learn more about official startup movies in today's update: store.steampowered.com/news/app/16752…

Steam Deck (@OnDeck)Thu, 16 Mar 2023 19:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/OnDeck/status/1636454535030775832

I forgot these were a thing! I’m gonna have to check it out!

Alex Bourlotos (@alexbourlotos)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 05:49 GMT

fking dying 😂 cyberciti.biz/faq/linux-unix…

nixCraft 🐧 (@nixcraft)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 07:56 GMT

I would simply avoid distributing the systems

brianloveswords (@brianloveswords)Thu, 16 Mar 2023 15:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1636542212103356416

FYI if your reaction to this is question my previous org in conducting said evaluations you clearly have no idea the shit I did. Go find my resume. It’s publicly available.

hire me!! (@kefimochi)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 01:41 GMT

As someone who never got a single “below average” my entire career but ended up being laid off early March regardless, I surely do not appreciate the rhetoric that everyone who was laid off in the recent tech market are under-performers.

hire me!! (@kefimochi)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 01:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/1636536182220939264

We are all just cracking under the weight of three years of way too much every-fucking-thing. I think. Any little shift is now big.

Kathleen McLaughlin (@kemc)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 01:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1636541783776854016

Do under-performers get a raise followed by a promo in 2 consecutive performance reviews cause boii

hire me!! (@kefimochi)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 01:37 GMT

ITS DONE SOLO "Survive the Onslaught" ITS DONE IGNORE THE BACKGROUND MUSIC I HAD TWITTER OPEN

Maw (@Mawss__)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 14:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/tchakael/status/1635288260888104962

This video

Maw (@Mawss__)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 14:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/MarketingBully_/status/1636012717277343750

I always... ALWAYS hear them say they regretted doing the opposite. They wish they would’ve been more sexy, showed more skin, waited to have kids, built a career, gotten an education, had their own money, bought their own home and lived for themselves instead of a man!

Ty | Locs, Life & Marketing ✨ (@MarketingBully_)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 14:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/MarketingBully_/status/1636012717277343750

I feel like every time they interview a woman who lived to be 100+ and ask how she got to live so long she’s like “I drank whiskey and never got married”

Nicole Phillip (@ncolphillip)Thu, 16 Mar 2023 02:56 GMT

I have NEVER heard an older woman say: “I wish I would’ve sacrificed my youth for a man.” “I wish I would’ve dressed more conservatively.” “I wish I wouldn’t have gotten an education and built a career before starting a family.” But you know what I do hear them say?? 🥴

Ty | Locs, Life & Marketing ✨ (@MarketingBully_)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 14:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1636008867019608064

PRONOUNS IN BIO? THANK FUCK I DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO ASK !!!

V 🏳️‍⚧️ (@uhsureok)Thu, 16 Mar 2023 14:54 GMT

YOU HAVE PRONOUNS ? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

da share z0ne (@dasharez0ne)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 14:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/browniepoints/status/1636389273279823873

Here’s the source riptapparel.com/products/mutan…

A Guy Who Codes (@browniepoints)Thu, 16 Mar 2023 15:40 GMT

The meme you never knew you needed until now

A Guy Who Codes (@browniepoints)Thu, 16 Mar 2023 15:29 GMT

Neurodiversity Celebration Week is about challenging beliefs about neurological differences. This week, we’re celebrating our neurodivergent colleagues.

https://twitter.com/pragdua/status/1635994834463862784

so sad that you have been in there for a year but we are all continuing to pray for you 🙏🏻

Miley 🐡 (@MilesKlee)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 23:50 GMT

exactly one year ago i got stuck in a lift

pragun (@pragdua)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 13:22 GMT

All of them?

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What's a public space in your city that is utterly ruined by cars?

Dion ☘️ (@td_dion)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 22:52 GMT

kai (they) (@coilysiren)Thu, 16 Mar 2023 03:46 GMT

Around this time three years ago I went to Costco and they had a sign that said, "no chicken, no toilet paper, no Nintendo Switch"

https://twitter.com/konradreiche/status/1636212418945900544

Unless they are a fun acronym, like my team name, PIE, short for Production Infrastructure Engineering 🥧 How could you dislike pie?!

Marian Montagnino (@mmontagnino)Thu, 16 Mar 2023 06:04 GMT

My God. We don’t want ballistic shield systems in our classrooms. We want you do something about gun violence in America. twitter.com/tim_tweeted/st…

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An elementary school in Cullman, AL shows off its new fold-out whiteboard / ballistic shield system

Marjorie Gaylor Queen 🏳️‍🌈 (@Tim_Tweeted)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 16:11 GMT

PoliticsGirl (@IAmPoliticsGirl)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 17:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/aubrionna/status/1636237660976021504

I bet your friends who have suffered from depression, too, wouldn’t bat an eye. They’d understand.

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Thu, 16 Mar 2023 05:29 GMT

Btw, it’s not that you shouldn’t be mean to disabled people because they are disabled. You shouldn’t be mean to them because they are people.

Halli (@iamharaldur)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 21:42 GMT

This was - surprisingly not-terrible! Seriously, way less awful than I was expecting. (I basically always hate sex work documentaries.) So my compliments to all the beautiful and brave sexworkers who made it so good! Ha, I bet Lollo is way pissed this wasn’t way more slanted.

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Pornography is a billion dollar industry that accounts for 35% of all internet traffic — but who protects the people they profit off? Money Shot: The Pornhub Story is now on Netflix

Netflix (@netflix)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 22:00 GMT

Mistress Matisse (@mistressmatisse)Thu, 16 Mar 2023 07:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/thecindynoir/status/1635749668402483200

A lady on tiktok, few years ago, talked abt a tinder date she let nut on her chest. Few days after, a rash appears on her chest and gets progressively worse: she goes to the doctor and it's a parasite only found in dead bodies. Homie she let nut her chest was a mortician. ☠

Let Me Tell You Somethin', Bitch (@LetMeBitchBitch)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 23:08 GMT

Morgues are even coming out saying some don’t hire men. MORGUES. I- MORGUES.

Cindy Noir✨ (@thecindynoir)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 21:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/thecindynoir/status/1635749668402483200

I mean, female mummies are generally found in worse state because the deceased were kept in house longer before being being given to embalmers, because this has been an issue from the beginning of times

Tom 🇺🇦 (@kiziriia)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 06:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/Pilnok/status/1636122691739549700

throw my body in a fire and bury it. thanks.

hiking pilnok (@Pilnok)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 21:51 GMT

even in death men will not leave us the fuck alone

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https://twitter.com/thecindynoir/status/1635749668402483200

I mean, female mummies are generally found in worse state because the deceased were kept in house longer before being being given to embalmers, because this has been an issue from the beginning of times

Tom 🇺🇦 (@kiziriia)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 06:39 GMT

hiking pilnok (@Pilnok)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 21:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1636063787307397124

tbh I'm shocked the brits don't call it "jizzun" more shocked they don't spell it "JSOUN"

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 19:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1636081217178161157

Saw this today. Pretty much sums it up.

Jakub Korab 🇵🇱🤝🇺🇦 (@jakekorab)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 21:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/chochosmx/status/1183045782095699968

Omg yes please, sending the request to HR first thing tomorrow 😂

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 13 Oct 2019 13:11 +0000

we're a family here, associate's name! #WalmartFamily

Dripped Out Trade Unionists (@UnionDrip)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 13:49 GMT

On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 13:56 GMT

People have a hard time defining woke without accidentally saying they want to be able to hate minorities and not face any consequences.

Halli (@iamharaldur)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 14:04 GMT

Devastated to report that the Kubernetes v1.27 Emotional Support Lead (my cat) will be suspended for two meetings as she bit me right on the chin, while I was reminding everyone of the code of conduct, on a recorded release team meeting

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 16:42 GMT

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups.

Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw)Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:32 GMT

#InternationalWomensDay As women only get paid 82% of what men get paid, I'm only going to write 82% of

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@rachelmtrimmer)Wed, 08 Mar 2023 13:31 GMT

Intended audience: software engineers working with Git who happen to come across this value and want to confirm that it has particular significance.