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Sam 💭 (@samthielman)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 15:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/samthielman/status/1637120878956650496

I thought I recognized him. This is the guy who became the main character a few weeks ago after bragging about layoffs.

Ben Fowler (@BenMFFowler)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 19:26 GMT

Perpetually tired

Not Pokket 😈 (@NotPokket)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 01:32 GMT

i don't know how to explain this exactly, but whenever i hear "noam chomsky" i picture this guy

Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 18:39 GMT

>///////<

femb✦t (@__femb0t)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 02:50 GMT

the men in the replies sexualizing & objectifying her body & simultaneously wondering how developing breasts could possibly be an alienating experience .. lol

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Sydney Sweeney: ‘I had boobs before other girls and I felt ostracized’ trib.al/Ly1ddyV

New York Post (@nypost)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 15:53 GMT

rayne fisher-quann (@raynefq)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 01:51 GMT

How about this for a cross-generational collab

Katie Perry (@katieeperry)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 23:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1637291366974918656

at least the double down is back at kfc

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 03:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1637291485111681026

Love that the consolation prize for missing out on a triple decker food item is a double decker food item. We lost an entire deck to the pandemic.

Jon "UrNewHire" Julian (@jon_d_julian)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 03:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/hamishsteele/status/1637095439576047619

I didn’t blank, he was the best part of that movie

Jaskier 🐀 (@DauntlessDevils)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 01:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1637089359408111616

He was in Wonder Woman with her and probably did it because he was asked 😭 I won't tolerate any Pedro Pascal slander the man didn't do anything 😭😭😭

Ammar Anwar (@ammaranwar1996)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 15:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1637089359408111616

We’ve all collectively blanked that he was the main villain of Wonder Woman 2

hamish steele! (@hamishsteele)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 14:15 GMT

Shoutout to the dude who completely wiped out at the playground today while playing tag with his kid and then blamed it on his boots. It’s ok, man. Going way too hard playing tag with a 5 year old is actually extremely endearing.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 04:05 GMT

i like how we all decided not to care that pedro pascal was in gal gadot’s imagine video. like its ok man. don’t worry about it

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 13:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1637152476578062338

Sorry folks I’m taken.

Ken Westin (@kwestin)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 18:48 GMT

Uh… I guess some people got really mad about the hot nerd thing. Y’all, I just wanted to see hot nerds. I know nerds are hot. That’s why I wanted to see them!! Also I love telling people how good looking they are so that thread was awesome in a number of ways

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 01:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1637316391677353984

This is seriously one of the weirdest, coolest things I have ever seen, albeit a bit Lovecraftian body horror.

trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 04:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/TurnerNovak/status/1637196865321017346

strongest market signal ever

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 20:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1637195147640446976

Haters will say it’s fake

Ramp Capital (@RampCapitalLLC)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 21:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1637195147640446976

Me watching where they go next

Turner Novak 🍌🧢 (@TurnerNovak)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 20:58 GMT

an outrageous Linkedin work history

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 20:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/RampCapitalLLC/status/1637205897448652801

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 21:35 GMT

The crazy thing about the (U.S.) retirement age being 67 is that the avg life expectancy of men in the U.S. is 74. So… an average of seven years of retirement before you kick the bucket 🙃

Not Pokket 😈 (@NotPokket)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 06:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/NotPokket/status/1637335783404101632

That’s pretty depressing honestly.

Jesse (@Mando_Fury)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 06:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/NotPokket/status/1637335783404101632

One explanation for this is that men are traditionally raised that our value comes from working and providing. Once we retire we are no longer providing which naturally makes us depressed. Depression can lead to earlier death. Or not. But this sounded good when I first thought it

zacharyp1214 (@zacharyp1214)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 06:37 GMT

they found her old tweets

Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein)Thu, 16 Mar 2023 21:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/heldiney/status/1637203474197671937

You can still use authenticator app. (don't agree just saying)

Dave Richardson (@davanelli)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 21:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1637156594814164993

�ogan ␊␀ @yogan@chaos.social (@yooogan)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 20:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1636912929567113217

😈😈😈

ali (@endingwithali)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 22:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1636900886273224704

This is bait for software engineers to post their thirst traps I didn’t want to have to spell it out 😮‍💨🥲

ali (@endingwithali)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 02:10 GMT

just fell to my knees after realizing that pedro pascal was in the cringe imagine cover at the start of the pandemic

Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 01:29 GMT

I logged into Nelnet and my loans have been deleted. THEY'RE GONE. NO MORE.

Josie (@javavvitch)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 02:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/fingerbIaster/status/1330883277381537792

Matching preg pic shirts that say, "we rawdogged" in the pinterest fonts and the guy is doing the heart thing with his hands on the woman's belly

j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ (@fingerbIaster)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 15:26 GMT

Imagining three people in shirts like these where they say "I made a creampie" "I ate the cream" "I'm the pie pan"

j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ (@fingerbIaster)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 14:37 GMT

A baby is just a fully baked cream pie

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 03:12 GMT

“im not owned! im not owned!!”, i yell as im deallocated by a smart pointer

Introducing acropalypse: a serious privacy vulnerability in the Google Pixel's inbuilt screenshot editing tool, Markup, enabling partial recovery of the original, unedited image data of a cropped and/or redacted screenshot. Huge thanks to @David3141593 for his help throughout!

Simon Aarons (@ItsSimonTime)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 22:30 GMT

“i have moral objections to saying sex work is work” that sucks! unfortunately it’s a crucial hinging point for sex workers’ rights movements and nobody cares about your icks and you should stay in your lane

latke (@latkedelrey)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 20:33 GMT

Looks like Android 10 changed a file opening API to no longer truncate the target file by default. Oops.

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Introducing acropalypse: a serious privacy vulnerability in the Google Pixel's inbuilt screenshot editing tool, Markup, enabling partial recovery of the original, unedited image data of a cropped and/or redacted screenshot. Huge thanks to @David3141593 for his help throughout!

Simon Aarons (@ItsSimonTime)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 22:30 GMT

Russell Howe (@rhowe212)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 08:33 GMT

Choosing to not check for updated dependencies, tool chain roadmaps, CVEs which might affect you, and end of life support dates on anything you use when you’re updating software is like using a toilet and not checking if there’s enough paper left for the next person

Jonathan (@jbjon)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 09:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/lawfulspice/status/1636958263345401856

Didn't know Tarantino has that many backup accounts

David, Socialist Martial Artist🥊 (@DavidLeftyMA)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 05:33 GMT

[brainstorming what bumper stickers i’m putting on my future car] - maybe i can get a ‘baby on board’ one but instead of baby, it’s something weird + how about a teratoma? - ah yes ✨ teratoma on board ✨

If you stop fussing Poppy for a second, she baps your arm politely ❤️

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 17:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/latkedelrey/status/1636828198922010631

Gilad Abarbanel (@gilbro_)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 20:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/upblissed/status/1636879119332900865

they think we finna fall for that😭😭😭

Corn Deleted Tweets (@DeletedCornTwt)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 23:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/upblissed/status/1636879119332900865

this post was 3 years ago 😭😭

niloc (@nullniloc)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 01:18 GMT

the FBI think they slick

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Covering up the camera could damage your laptop: Apple trib.al/CBqnPvq

New York Post (@nypost)Tue, 14 Jul 2020 23:27 +0000

Corn ✧⍣ (@upblissed)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 23:56 GMT