https://twitter.com/Just_lavesh/status/1598977717290291200

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Doomed(rei) (@DoomedRei)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:05 GMT

sorry but that bonk is taking me tf out💀

brando uchiha  (@imhighkeycool)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 03:16 GMT

“You made me do this.”

Empress Wu • NYC/FMTY • ATX 1/19-23 (@TheBitchEmpress)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 15:25 GMT

Great post! I talk about this now and then with my colleagues @getpostman on the Open Technologies team. The push and pull of “meet developers where they are” and “guide developers to where they’re going to be” demands a delicate balance. ⚖️

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so I wrote a thing redmonk.com/jgovernor/2022… turns out @awscloud decided it wanted to be included in the post before i hit publish so it made some relevant announcements at #reinvent today. I will be writing more about this

Reen Vent also @monkchips@mastodon.social (@monkchips)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 23:42 GMT

Kevin Swiber (@kevinswiber)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 18:57 GMT

I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean

Max ⛩️ (@ImSmilingRn)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:02 GMT

I don’t have the energy to put it together but abortion bans, “traditional values”, trad wife propaganda, incels, incest fantasy porn, and Target’s horrible clothing selection are all connected.

niki (@ognikipooh)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:13 GMT

Did you know the #Kubernetes contributor site has recommendations for managing notifications, including @github. Check it out: kubernetes.dev/docs/comms/not…

Chris "Not So" Short 🏡🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@ChrisShort)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 16:12 GMT

A collection of tips, filters, and best practices for managing Mailing List and GitHub notifications.

Just saw someone shorten Head of Engineering to HoE I have never wanted a title more in my life.

Kyle Welch (@kylewelch)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 17:48 GMT

WE"LL DON"T GIVE AWAY YOUR SECRET CODE. Yes, " is a capital '

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this has to be the best feature Apple has ever made

gaut (@0xgaut)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:06 GMT

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 16:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/0xgaut/status/1599148037259264000

What if I told you Android had years before

Shegen - overthrow the banks (@shegenerates)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1599388747849949187

No. This is wrong. There are still FUNDAMENTAL truths. There are still INDISPUTABLE facts. You don’t just get to decide what’s true and what’s not. You can’t “decide” that 2+2=6. You can’t decide that the Holocaust didn’t happen and say that makes it true. This is so dangerous.

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 14:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/benjamineevans/status/1599351558818639872

...which is that on apple it has rounded corners?

Tom (@tbuytaer)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 13:56 GMT

it’s that time of the year!

ˢᵐᵒˡ fox 🌈 (@a_smol_fox)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 05:30 GMT

Omfg

Charlie Girl 🦄 (@TheCharlieGirl)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 04:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1599438450683674624

guess serverless isn't ready

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 17:00 GMT

https://snarfed.org/mastodon_elephant_curious.png https://snarfed.org/mastodon_elephant_curious.png So Mastodon 4 went js;dr, which means it requires JavaScript to render content. That means that …

1830’s Virtual Reality

Historic Vids (@historyinmemes)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 17:48 GMT

Megoosa

𝕿𝖆𝖙𝖘 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖔 𝕳𝖆𝖗𝖉 (@tatsthatgohard)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 14:08 GMT

valve should just release a game called "three" that ties all the loose ends together

tef (job seeking arc) (@tef_ebooks)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 14:22 GMT

Don’t tell too many people about the project. Keep the project a secret and your chances to follow through with it go up by a statistic I made up. So shhhhhh

Distracted Dino (@ADHDinos)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 02:41 GMT

Another day, another tech conference getting dragged online for having an all-male speaker lineup. Like, even if you don't actually give a fuck about the diversity of your event, wouldn't you be sensitive to it just to avoid the drama?

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 14:25 GMT

So disassociated I don’t even know what tasks I’m neglecting

Distracted Dino (@ADHDinos)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 20:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1599409471079714816

I always feel bad for the speakers on these manel lineups. They're not bad people, they have no control over the content committee, and now they're associated with... this.

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 14:25 GMT

The Game Plan™

Distracted Dino (@ADHDinos)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 10:35 GMT

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Japan has been unveiling some new dogs lately that barely even look like dogs

rock and roll photos (@yesitsmyaccount)Tue, 19 Apr 2022 20:25 +0000

rock and roll photos (@yesitsmyaccount)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 15:10 GMT

Andreessen Horowitz is a lead investor in Substack so it's not a misplaced worry.

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Everyone who uses a silo (e.g. Substack) should ask their owners what assurance they can give they won't sell out to Musk or someone like him. Journalists and financial analysts should include in their valuation of tech companies, their political value, translated to dollars.

Dave Winer (@davewiner)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 12:43 GMT

Abhishek Baxi (@baxiabhishek)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 13:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1599181487311495173

A questioner asks what Twitter can do to support protests in China, Iran and Ukraine. Musk is noncommittal and says he'll do whatever is within the law. Then someone changes the subject. Recall that Musk has Tesla factories in China.

Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 23:25 GMT

As a tribute to all enslaved people buried in cemeteries in unmarked graves, artist Craig Walsh illuminated trees with faces to honour their souls This installation is called Monuments and is Charlotte NC

Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 14:18 GMT

Can’t believe it’s been two years already

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internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 22:10 GMT

Joanna Ellis (@dr_joanna_ellis)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 01:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/Xu0P5C4rMmMKUdu/status/1599274822970011648

@elonmusk sucks

inese kruze (@inese_kruze)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 05:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/Chrisssy_P/status/1598096493579481089

No one who has read a single book would believe Cruise is 6’5” Jack Reacher!

Desert Democrat 🇺🇸 (@votebluealways)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 13:16 GMT

Next semester looks fun. Introducing GEN V, The Boys college spinoff, enrolling 2023.

GEN V (@genv)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 23:10 GMT

The Boys was fucking Spot on with Conservative Ideology. Watching figures on the right try to distance themselves from Kanye ONLY after he said positive things about the Nazis…yet they were fine with the antisemitism. Wow.

Chrystal “Merry” Williams 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️🎄⛄️ (@ChrystalWRox)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 18:16 GMT

am i the only person alive who is insanely uncomfortable with this

sarah jae (@sarahjaeleiber)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 19:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1599090658274205696

Look you're running a ponzi scheme which also serves as a way for criminals to launder money. And that money disappears. And people start dying. That is the opposite of "weird." That is: "the only way this would end."

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Four crypto billionaires have died this month and nobody finds this strange AT ALL??????

𝙱𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚘𝚒𝚗𝙱𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚣.𝚎𝚝𝚑 (@BitcoinBaddiez)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 00:23 GMT

Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 17:20 GMT

Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 09:50 GMT

🐶🎄Perritos que curan tu depresión🎄🐶 (@perritos_qctd)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 22:30 GMT

Jack was one of the worst CEOs of all time. Indecisive (even when the company was engulfed in a political scandal), no clear vision or strategy for monetization, no control over his own company, and believed engineering a carnage was the best way to fix the mess he left behind.

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 06:59 GMT

Whether it's Joe Biden paying $22 billion to bolster the Ukrainian military, or Elon Musk paying $44 billion to see Hunter Biden's penis, both sides have spent a lot of money on powerful weapons.

New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 17:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/Standplaats_KRK/status/1598768936425820168

Standplaats Krakow PLS RT PINNED! (@Standplaats_KRK)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 21:26 GMT

congrats to Jack Dorsey who went from texting his friend Elon Musk to buy his company Twitter to being doxed by his friend Elon Musk, the new owner of Twitter, and being harassed for the rest of his life by QAnon because he has the word “pizza” in his email address

Matt Binder (@MattBinder)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 04:13 GMT

Republicans claim to be the party of “freedom”. But they want to decide your gender, your sexuality, your pronouns and if or when you have kids. They want to decide what you do with your own body, how, why, when and with whom. That sure as shit doesn’t sound like freedom to me.

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Tue, 22 Nov 2022 02:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1599054722518122497

Actually Twitchy, your “pronouns”are: Daddy’s/Going/To/Prison

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 15:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1599201539071307776

why do my bits and bytes need a constant fucking pride parade

qdot (@qDot)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 08:37 GMT

Guess we pissed off the intern. Is he still going to get us lunch? Is this censorship?

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 09:10 GMT

Hard to think of a better demonstration of how the capitalist system is inherently unfair than the fact that the world's richest man is demonstrably shit at running a business

Dean Burnett (@garwboy)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 08:06 GMT