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"My journey started on a boat. I ended up in a refugee camp ... They say stories like this only happen in the movies. I cannot believe this is happening to me. This is the American dream!" - Ke Huy Quan #Oscars

philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 00:36 GMT

"Ladies, don't let anyone tell you you are ever past your prime." - Michelle Yeoh #Oscars

philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 03:35 GMT

Currently cleaning and reorganizing my hardware storage I am never going to get over that the Lelo F1s came with ‘baitin’ gloves and a “DONT COME IN, PUTTIN MY JUNK IN AN ELECTRONIC FUCKTUBEl#” door sign

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 06:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1635168098864214016

Men would rather masturbate with fingerless racing gloves on than go to therapy

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 06:37 GMT

potty tory mps this morning are like 'really enjoyed match of the day last night on my television set. it was so refreshing to just sit back with a glass of lager beer and watch my team spurs city wanderers do their soccer goals without all that lefty analysis'

Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 11:05 GMT

We got blaze a lil skull and he slept with his head in it!

Callum 🔜 GDC (@DevRelCallum)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 07:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1635194926836355072

Although never the explicit goal, but teams that do code reviews tend to have far less issues with a bus-factor of one. Not to mention the discussions code reviews can spark, changing approaches etc. And yes, linting has its place: typically before the actual review.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 08:28 GMT

There’s already a wave of dev tools startups building AI-assisted code reviews. While it’s clear that such tools can (and will) serve as improved linters, their pitch misses an important thing about code reviews: How code reviews spread knowledge about the code across the team.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 08:23 GMT

and revenge is the only thing on his mind

dylan (@dylanwoodley)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 18:13 GMT

Did we do it, did we save the daylight

Marshall Scott (@Marshall__Scott)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 13:41 GMT

if you want SVB to be bailed out to "support workers" would you agree to have the money go directly and only to non-executive payroll expenses? founders get zero? didn't think so

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 21:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1635025168304332800

btw if your answer is yes then hello comrade

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 21:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1635025380338974721

"but these founders are job creators" literally anyone could create jobs if they didn't have to pay the salaries

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 21:52 GMT

.⁦@RishiSunak⁩ totally understands what ordinary working people are up against with rising costs and stagnating wages. He’s even had to fork out to have the electricity grid upgraded to heat his private pool ⁦@guardian⁩ theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

Karl Turner MP (@KarlTurnerMP)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 11:15 GMT

the funny thing about twitter blue checks being able to post longer tweets is that these are precisely the people whose longer tweets are not worth reading

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 21:48 GMT

"acknowledged"

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Highway to The Danger Zone #RealTopGun The SR-71 Blackbird is still the fastest acknowledged crewed air-breathing jet aircraft. #Oscars

Lockheed Martin (@LockheedMartin)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 21:15 GMT

🧗‍♂️ Matt Holt (@mholt6)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 22:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1635037159232241665

Why is nobody retweeting this it's such a good one

SwiftInSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 22:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/diannaeanderson/status/1634939672018206721

I earned these scars. People only wish they were this metal

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 16:42 GMT

Really NYU? Cover coughs and sneezes on your signage, but no recommendation to wear a mask? After 3 years of the pandemic? If you aren't going to require masks to protect your patients, the very least you can do is educate people about them.

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NYU Langone is the only health organization in NYC to drop the mask requirement. As you can see, their top priority is our safety but apparently they forgot how SARS-CoV-2 spreads. As long as you wash your hands.

Sophia 🇺🇦 💪🏼😷 ♦️ (@Sophiepedia)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 00:29 GMT

Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 00:47 GMT

Happy 30th Birthday to The Web 🎉

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Tue, 12 Mar 2019 12:09 GMT

Attached: 2 images In Utrecht, NL people have been falling into a pond because duckweed has been stressed by the cold and turned it red an looks exactly like a cycle path.

This is the best Lego set I’ve ever done

Boba Fett Enjoyer (@chelseybcoombs)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 16:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/rothgar/status/1634719597327953920

When people ask me how they can become a senior engineer I always tell them to write docs Figure out how something works that’s not documented and write the docs It’ll outlive any code you could write to improve the service

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 00:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/rothgar/status/1634719037820395521

docs > code

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 00:54 GMT

I met someone that works at the company I work at 10 years ago They told me my name was all over the place because most of my docs were still there and being used That’s how you level up a team and company long after you’ve left! 💪

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 00:52 GMT

And they don't even have to pay you anymore! It's a win for everybody really.

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I met someone that works at the company I work at 10 years ago They told me my name was all over the place because most of my docs were still there and being used That’s how you level up a team and company long after you’ve left! 💪

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 00:52 GMT

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 17:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/corncommunist/status/1634570955488915456

oh wow. this is amazing. Erin Callan took up the reins after this guy and got the brunt of blame but obviously it's not generally the last person in the role that caused the problem 😶

Jennifer Davis (@sigje)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:53 GMT

“I wonder what the Lehman Brothers people are up to these days” Oh.

🫡🏴 (@corncommunist)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 15:04 GMT

✧ (@northstardoll)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 15:45 GMT

Attached: 1 image I don’t think whoever did that experiment was a scientist

Against late capitalism 🪶 (@Inhumansoflate1)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 14:33 GMT

Well, turns out my most popular tweet of all time was a troll one

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graphql is overkill you can simply use http with a strongly typed schema and use sparse field sets to select fields and write a specification for the sparse field set language, a parser and execution layer

Marc-André Giroux (@__xuorig__)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 19:03 GMT

Marc-André Giroux (@__xuorig__)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 14:52 GMT

People who screenshot Elon’s tweets instead of QT directly: why do y’all make me suffer, I had that loser blocked for years 🥲

hire me!! (@kefimochi)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 14:49 GMT

I was no ordinary teen. I taught myself to code, joined a cult, dropped out, and was trafficked. I wound up pregnant, alone, and pumping gas with laundry quarters. I programmed myself out of poverty into @Apple. Who gives that up? No ordinary woman. cherp.medium.com/thirty-years-o…

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Thu, 09 Mar 2023 05:55 GMT

Charlee G (@charleewrites)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 15:20 GMT

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I had a good week

The flavour of my funk, or: my happy list

The BBC confirming the revolution will not, in fact, be televised

SVB depositors withdrew $42bn on Thursday. Blockchain solves bank runs because it would take years to handle $42bn of transfers.

Benedict Evans (@benedictevans)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 02:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/benedictevans/status/1634748145279139845

Actually if there was $42b in crypto, and everyone tried to sell, you’d probably be lucky to get around $420m out before it hit zero. The rest would literally evaporate because it doesn’t exist. Also all the exchanges would simply pause trades because it’s a ponzi.

Ryan Badger (@ryanseanbadger)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 02:58 GMT

Four years ago this little guy came into our lives. I’m so happy to give him a happy home.

A Guy Who Codes (@browniepoints)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 08:02 GMT