Has anyone got the screenshots of the weird labia phrenologist GC who claims to have fingered a corpse arguing with the pornstar about her own genitals? What a fucking sentence

Katy Montgomerie 🦗 (@KatyMontgomerie)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 22:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/KatyMontgomerie/status/1640847587681923079

Like this?

Tom (PositiveLad) (@PositiveLad)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 22:48 +0000

OK, let's debate a definition. Today, let's talk about "vulnerability" in software. Your product, (let's call it A) uses a library (which we'll call X). X has a load of features. Among those is some function, "someFunc" which has a bug. It's supposed to be safe to call with untrusted data... but some clever researchers have found that they can craft input that results in remote code execution (RCE). X has a vulnerability. Does A?

My team is getting an intern this Summer 🤩 I'm really excited about the project we've got lined up!

Back when Raquel Vélez was my boss at npm, inc., she had a name for when somebody would give you an ill-defined task and then would get upset when you didn't do it "right." She called it "Bring me a rock." When I asked her what that meant, she would say "Bring me a rock... no, not that one." It was a pretty clear example. She recognized quickly that I hate, with all of me, "Bring me a rock." It's the least good game. Anyway, was thinking about that tonight. Everybody should use that.

We're all frogs in a very warm, crowded and toasty pot.

https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/1640831666460696576

What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane? Water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

Jack Rhysider (@JackRhysider)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 06:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/AnEmortalKid/status/1640865577248989187

Oh wow

emily freeman (@editingemily)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 00:09 +0000

chonky chicken 🐔

neko ねこ | live weekend 10pm EST 🇵🇭 (@NekoPanVT)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 12:32 +0000

I have been lucky to avoid any layoffs in my job but fuck, I have seen even just the constant threat of another round emotionally DESTROY good friends and their motivation to work in the process.

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We really need to talk about the psychological cruelty of multiple layoff rounds.

Lisa is... (@leeloowrites)Mon, 27 Mar 2023 19:48 +0000

Scarlet (@NekomimiScience)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 16:11 +0000

We really need to talk about the psychological cruelty of multiple layoff rounds.

Lisa is... (@leeloowrites)Mon, 27 Mar 2023 19:48 +0000

can’t believe i was BEGGING to be tumblr famous in middle school and now i log in and immediately see this lmao

vitt (@gutknot)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 14:56 +0000

i asked my mom if it was ever suggested that i had adhd as a kid & she said 'noooo you were a gifted child!' 'you graduated early! a person with adhd couldn't do that' and then told me my senior paper was on how i couldn't concentrate in class

rachel (@ohhoe)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 18:58 +0000

Still thinking about the guy who didn’t like my prices and said “look I’m down to support but that’s too expensive and a line has to be drawn somewhere, I’ll just wait until someone leaks it” so I blocked him and gave everyone else free content

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 15:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/itsmegangraves/status/1640740467787612160

searching for leaked content is engaging with someone sexually without their consent which is horrifying behavior, pay the $15 like a normal person or accept that the content isn’t for you and find someone else it’s really easy!

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 15:44 +0000

First #ietf116 session of the day is #OAuth complete with custom SD-JWT t-shirts 😂 @kristinayasuda @dfett42

As part of its continuing quest to alienate all its long-time users provide a better user experience to everyone, Reddit recently announced a slew of changes. Buried in amongst all the hullabaloo from …

Attached: 1 image @Edent great! Now if they would only get rid of the non-dismissible nag to download their App…

https://twitter.com/edx2142/status/1640013896865005575

and you’re probably a 0.2 to a 0.3 so maybe your opinion on her looks doesn’t matter very much

ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 15:34 +0000

Attached: 1 image .@CutestKitten@infosec.exchange just sent me the funniest story I've seen in a while - a game dev who exploited a vulnerability in their own game to remotely patch it post release

Is this a compiler? Always answer yes.

Your irregular reminder: something referred to as a 'number' in a particular domain — account number, card number, phone number, ISBN, PIN, etc. — is rarely a number from a coding or mathematical perspective. Often 'numbers' contain letters, punctuation or other significant formatting. Even if they're just sequences of digits, they are just that, and a sequence of digits is not necessarily a mathematical number — if you're storing them as integers, now you know what you're fixing next week 🙃

Women in games are not… - your next girlfriend. - your next one night stand. - your next victim. To the women who were affected by what transpired at the GDC social events - we’re so sorry the games industry let you down.

She Plays Games 🎙️ (@ShePlaysPodcast)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 06:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/kateconger/status/1640113300842360832

A disgruntled former employee of Twitter? Really narrows it down 😅

DeeJ0nes 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ (@DontaeJ0nes)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 22:58 +0000

Things that make this source code leak dangerous for Twitter: 1. Regulators can inspect, and potentially find cases when Twitter told them A, when the source code says B 2. IP and patent challenges could come from third parties examining it 3. Business logic exploits

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Parts of Twitter’s source code were leaked online. The company suspects a former employee is behind the breach. Scoop w/@RMac18 nytimes.com/2023/03/26/tec…

kate conger (@kateconger)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 22:07 +0000

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 27 Mar 2023 10:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/kateconger/status/1640113300842360832

Concerning. Looking into it.

𝔖𝔠𝔬𝔱𝔱 ℜ𝔲𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔩 (@pscottrussell)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 22:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/kateconger/status/1640113300842360832

Concerning

Ed Zitron (@edzitron)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 23:56 +0000

So pleased #QConLondon requires masks! Then five mins later I get to exhibition floor… 🤦🏼‍♀️

Jennifer Riggins https://hachyderm.io/@jkriggins (@jkriggins)Mon, 27 Mar 2023 07:47 +0000

I’m quite skeptical of AI hype the same way I was skeptical of everyone’s crypto obsession, that’s all I’m gonna say

kefi (@kefimochi)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 17:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/Aoife_Bee_/status/1639501219029737473

consider

Aoife 🐝 Bee (@Aoife_Bee_)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 16:18 GMT

True. He used a 3 inch one.

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https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1640089313709895682

President Trump wouldn’t touch you with a 10ft pole.

Marcia Barnett (@barnettgroup)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 22:15 +0000

Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 22:58 +0000

People only like you because youre kind and and smart lmao. You only have friends because your presence puts people at ease and makes their day easier lol

Rodney (@SkinnyTuna)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 17:43 +0000

twitter.com/tugytur/status…

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https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1639974891251269635

Instructions were unclear, authenticated on this weird url

tugy | Amforc (@TugyTur)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 13:06 +0000

ali (@endingwithali)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 13:26 +0000

Today I saw a pussy that didn’t look exactly like mine. Here’s why I think people should die about it 🧵(1/67)

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 16:11 +0000

Who wants to tell them lol.

Anuolf Raccoon ΘΔ 🦝 🏳️‍⚧️ (@AnuolfRaccoon)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 04:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/AnuolfRaccoon/status/1639840815366152192

Excited about the workforce of tomorrow.

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 19:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/PananaSplit/status/1640092898535276544

The BD sticker on the laptop x3

Anuolf Raccoon ΘΔ 🦝 🏳️‍⚧️ (@AnuolfRaccoon)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 20:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/AnuolfRaccoon/status/1639840815366152192

They're just normal computer science stickers.

grease @ home (@greaseyote)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 05:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/AnuolfRaccoon/status/1639840815366152192

This is how you know its a real student and not a stock photo

Cosmos (@CosmosLiger)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 18:53 +0000

Young engineers: please don't do this. Learn the fundamentals; tech is all the same bits and bytes on the lower levels. This knowledge will serve you no matter what the flavor of the week is, because you'll be able to understand them all

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if i was 20 now i’d drop everything and jump into AI. i feel a great deal of FOMO tbh but also hesitant about abandoning all the context i already have in my field. not sure what to do.

дэн (@dan_abramov)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 16:07 +0000

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 17:12 +0000