You couldn't make The Office today because Netflix or whoever would've cancelled it before the show found its footing and audience in the second season.

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Mindy Kaling Says #TheOffice Is ‘So Inappropriate Now’ and Couldn’t Be Made Today: Most Characters ‘Would Be Canceled’ variety.com/2022/tv/news/m…

Variety (@Variety)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 15:22 GMT

Nathan (@Humanstein)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 17:52 GMT

One thing I really like about Mastodon vs Twitter is Mastodon is no where near as American-centric as Twitter. I really hope that stays.

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Update on JetBrains’ Statement on Ukraine blog.jetbrains.com/blog/2022/12/0…

JetBrains (@jetbrains)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/databaseconf/status/1600164476761755648

Who is running the conference?

Jose Diaz (@savant)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 17:58 GMT

Transphobes refuse to call me “she” but they’ll use she/her pronouns for cartoon rabbits, mice, fish, cats, monsters, robots, ogres, mermaids, space aliens, legos, emojis, the physical representations of the inner workings of the human mind, Ms. Pac Man, cars, boats, Margaret Tha

Mia Moore (@StopTweetingMia)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/StopTweetingMia/status/1599148676920008704

They'll also apologize for misgendering a pet, but not a human.

💫Stardust Nova✨ (@StardustNova27)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 01:19 GMT

#OTD 2005. David Cameron is elected Conservative Leader. He claims "Everyone is invited to this modern, compassionate Conservative Party” He tells the party it has to “stop banging on” about Europe.

Tides of History (@labour_history)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 09:38 GMT

I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:13 GMT

According to @Starbucks, water is "out of season". My younger self would not have believed the frequency that we catch glimpses of dystopia in day-to-day life.

Yehuda Katz (@wycats)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 17:26 GMT

I love the internet 😂

Troll Football (@TrollFootball)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 09:35 GMT

Attached: 1 image Someone woke up and chose violence

Scott Adams sucks and you shouldn't use Dilbert cartoons in presentations unless you want people to be reminded of things that suck

Brandon West (@bwest)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 15:44 GMT

“Code is read many more times than it is written, make sure to write your code for other humans. If we were writing code just for the computer, we'd be writing binary by hand!” – @ASpittel

James_SW5 (@James_SW5)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 13:52 GMT

I got an email with “F/U” as the subject line. Apparently they want to “follow up”. I urge you to reconsider this notation.

Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 04:27 GMT

To keep our infrastructure spending in check we regularly explore cost-saving opportunities. This article is about our latest win, which led to a 35% lower AWS spend.

I hate that people are more comfortable with millions dying from COVID than taking precautions. I hate that people are okay with those like me losing years of their life so they can live theirs. I hate the unfairness. I hate the lack of empathy and compassion. I hate that I hate.

Briana Mills, LMFT (@theBrianaMills)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 03:00 GMT

The thing I like particularly about the fact Isaac Newton invented the catflap is it gives the image of him trying to lay the foundations of classical mechanics but getting distracted by having to let a cat out then in again 40 seconds later & thinking "Fuck I need to sort this."

Tom Cox (@cox_tom)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 18:40 GMT

OpenAPI data types for problem messages. Contribute to belgif/openapi-problem development by creating an account on GitHub.

https://twitter.com/darylcecile/status/1600081245324554240

Forever grateful for pf and the work you lot put into it 🐳

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/rizbizkits/status/1600083640544788480

I feel this 🥺

Daryl 🇲🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@darylcecile)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1600085692373082112

It was all thanks to the community support and sponsors 💙

Daryl 🇲🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@darylcecile)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/darylcecile/status/1600081245324554240

y’all did so good 💛

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:12 GMT

In a shocking development, it's gotten so busy in Nottingham people have been forced to meet by the Right Lion. #Nottingham

Not a yellow Simpson (@KatharineSimps1)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 16:27 GMT

You CANNOT claim to be doing equity, diversity and inclusion work and blatantly ignore disability. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.

Dr. Anjali F-P (@anjalifp)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 22:36 GMT

“you wanna know how i got these scars?”

hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 (@burncoryburn)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 09:32 GMT

Fuck this all the way off.

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Labour urges government to consider crackdown on VPNs independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

Jon Stone (@joncstone)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 12:45 GMT

Ciaran (@ciaran128)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 12:54 GMT

Me scrubbing down the oven for an end of lease clean:

Alex Lee (@alex_c_lee)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 03:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/WebDevLaw/status/1599823900967260161

If you like my tweets, buy my book, so I can go to the shop and buy booze to get me through watching this stuff

Heather Burns (@WebDevLaw)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 17:57 GMT

I regret to inform you that Labour are also going all in against VPNs, because (as they say) 16 year olds will use them to bypass the Bill's UK-wide age verification walls. I'm just the live tweeter here folks. #OnlineSafetyBill

Heather Burns (@WebDevLaw)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 17:51 GMT

When they say ‘2 pizza team’, I don’t think they meant a team size of 1 I may have ordered too many pizzas for my event… 😂

Laura J Hyatt (@LauraJHyatt)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 13:10 GMT

Map of Chad

Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 13:20 GMT

I really respect how often my cat demands to be held like a little baby

j ❄ (@silvergelpen)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 13:24 GMT

This morning I look like a market trader from the 80s. “Alright darling! I can do four lamb chops for a quid, and I’ll throw in a Cumberland. Caaam owwwn. It’s a fackin’ spiral of meat mate, what’s not to like?”

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 09:50 GMT

I have celebrated three birthdays this year 🎂

Pauline P. Narvas ⭐ (@paulienuh)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 10:05 GMT

Mythical Man Month Author and Father of the 8-Bit Byte, Fred Brooks, Dies at 91 bit.ly/3Fxhvmt by @shanehastie

InfoQ (@infoq@techhub.social) (@InfoQ)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 10:01 GMT

What a journey 🥹 A big thank to everyone who supported us along the way 💙🐳 #PFNotts #ProjectFunction

Daryl 🇲🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@darylcecile)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 10:54 GMT

I'm emotionally detaching myself from social media

if this week wasn’t a good reminder to have a speaker rider, I don’t know what is.

Taylor Barnett (@taylor_atx)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 05:29 GMT

Steam cleaning brickwork looks satisfying 🧱💨

H0W_THlNGS_W0RK (@HowThingsWork_)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 22:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/taylor_atx/status/1599999527716474881

one example: github.com/katcosgrove/ka…

Taylor Barnett (@taylor_atx)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 05:31 GMT

I would love a show with black witches but they young and turnt like they go to the club & have fun and they got Niggas but they still fight demons all while navigating real life and still being a bad bitch I want one witch in the corporate world

raymonte (@BDTRELILBROTHER)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 17:57 GMT

here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. some apples are delicious, some taste bad. sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. you know what’s the same every time? doritos

Alita: Battle Angel stan account (@punished_picnic)Wed, 09 Sep 2020 01:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1600013940791992320

IT IS FINISHED ULTRABUTTKILL LITERALLY THE LEAST AMOUNT OF WORK I COULD DO TO MAKE AN @ULTRAKILLGAME PROOF OF CONCEPT MOD FOR BUTTPLUGIO. GET .5S OF 100% VIBRATION ON ENEMY COUNT CHANGE (KILL/SPAWN). THIS IS @SHAMMYTV'S FAULT. CODE AT THIS REPO SOON: github.com/buttplugio/but…

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 06:44 GMT

He's in my state, so I feel responsible, as a former acolyte, to let everyone know Dan is a credibly accused sexual assaulter, who has refused to address it & came back to ride Elons peen. Kthx. twitter.com/DanPriceSeattl…

🌻☮️Mɪʟʟɪᴇ 2.0🐀🗽🏳️‍🌈😷 (@Crixiest)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 04:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598090996281413638

So they made you go to their HQ, got you to publicly admit that you lied and you still have to pay them 30%. I see why they’re worth $2.45 trillion and you paid $44 billion for a $10 billion company 😂😂😂.

vivian 🌻 🇺🇸 (@ViviVacca)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 23:59 GMT

Lets fucking do it. Lets fucking normalize therapy by posting

wint (@dril)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 07:41 GMT