Fellow UK people who hate surprises: *and those with a hidden 📞 for escaping DV/reasons Put a reminder in your calendar, or somehow warn yourself that there will probably be a sudden unexpected noise from your phone on the evening of 23rd April as we get our first emergency test broadcast message. There is an example video on the gov website for what to expect. https://www.gov.uk/alerts #ActuallyAutistic *edited: yes you can turn them off, but first you need to know they’re happening!

Importing cURL commands into @getpostman? You can now do this directly within the request tab 😍 Here's an example using the @github API docs - It's an awesome feature, one of many in the new release! 🏆

Danny Dainton (@DannyDainton)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 10:16 GMT

Many software engineering teams don't have time to do it right. But surprisingly, they have time to do it twice.

Daniel Moka⚡ (@dmokafa)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 11:59 GMT

They’re big but I wouldn’t say they’re ostrich sized

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Sydney Sweeney: ‘I had boobs before other girls and I felt ostracized’ trib.al/Ly1ddyV

New York Post (@nypost)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 15:53 GMT

Oink (@oink2boink)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 18:20 GMT

Man, been on my #ADHD medication for a week now and it feels really fucking nice showing up to stand up and actually having stuff to report. Here's a big ol' list of stuff I was able to focus on and complete. Wild right? I know, who knew I could be this productive.

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1637731240995348481

🖤 hoping it goes well for ya!

rizwana akmal khan 🌌 (@rizbizkits)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 08:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1637731240995348481

😔

Ingo (@lasombra_br)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 08:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1637731240995348481

Wishing you the best!

Greg Ives (@gregiv_es)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 09:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/doulbedoink/status/1637143939944706048

jacques ass

Mike F (@DeputyWarlock)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 17:29 GMT

thanks to the twitter press team for their prompt response

April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 17:32 GMT

my therapist just said "good job!" to me in the same voice you would use on a dog and i think freud would have a lot to say about my reaction

Cloudy 🌥️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 21:06 GMT

This is one of those posts about a tech issue comes up from time to time for me that I find difficult to search for. Sorry (not sorry) if it is not helpful to anyone else! Too much context about my …

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is increasing the retirement age in france

I frew up :( (@doulbedoink)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 17:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1637173098867769351

tech dudes are fucking determined to build skynet on purpose and then pretend they didn't do anything

cait (@punished_cait)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 19:27 GMT

Yeah it feels like the new fyp algorithm doesn't give a shit about visibility rules. This is what happens when you fire everybody who knew how things worked and you have to basically start over.

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Twitter is showing me this tweet from Nat Friedman. Nat Friedman has had me blocked for years. How am I seeing this tweet? My guess is because I follow both @kelseyhightower and @polotek so this thread got pulled into my feed. But I def shouldn’t see Nat’s tweet.

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 20:39 GMT

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 21:51 GMT

Twitter is showing me this tweet from Nat Friedman. Nat Friedman has had me blocked for years. How am I seeing this tweet? My guess is because I follow both @kelseyhightower and @polotek so this thread got pulled into my feed. But I def shouldn’t see Nat’s tweet.

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 20:39 GMT

this

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Im bored so let's do something artists, What is a drawing you think you're iconic for? and let people reply to you what drawing they think you are iconic for

✯Star✯ COMMS CLOSED ATM! (@CheeseChase_)Sat, 11 Feb 2023 14:40 GMT

aleha_84 (@84Aleha)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 21:49 GMT

just booked the place we'll be staying for the first month in LA which means i will be getting out of Florida 40 days from now 😭🙏

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 22:06 GMT

would literally trust her with my life

The Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd (@_matthewlawson)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 20:33 GMT

When you realize the dream job you never knew you always wanted, exists. Teaching a baby kangaroo how to hop.

Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 17:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1637499078530547716

I was scrumpt and am now having the best lift of my life

ali (@endingwithali)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 17:01 GMT

I'm a Titan main so... yeah; This one hurts. Anyway, I made a tiny tribute card for TodayInDestiny and I added the audio to the image below.

JpDeathBlade (@JpDeathBlade)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 19:47 GMT

Test code is real code. It is deserving of love and attention, and should be AT LEAST as obvious and readable as the code it tests. Cleaning up a messy test is like giving a gift to future-you.

Tim Hockin (thockin.yaml) (@thockin)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 17:22 GMT

but these are always the hours we put in at the dick sucking factory

qdot ↔️ GDC 2023 (@qDot)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 17:30 GMT

Was it all worth it?

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what is the one thing you want to have an answer to before you die?

дэн (@dan_abramov)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 16:48 GMT

Pauline P. Narvas ✨ (@paulienuh)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 17:35 GMT

Fun times with family and friends 💛

Found out about the #HomebrewWebsiteClub on the #IndieWeb site. It’s “a growing world-wide network of meetups for everyone who wants to take back their web experience from #socialMedia silos, and own their online identities & content, or just want support with #blogging!” I’ve been anti-digital sharecropping for awhile and with my new #blog, this is right up my alley. I’d love to try to do a #meetup locally in person but this might be a cool thing to do as a monthly #webchat here on #Mastodon/the #Fediverse. Comment or boost if you’re interested in joining a regular webchat here. https://indieweb.org/Homebrew_Website_Club

https://twitter.com/susanthesquark/status/1637418916749389827

I saw someone say the other day that the melting face is flirting. Absurd! No. It’s smiling while the world ends. Come on.

Susan Rigetti (@susanthesquark)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 11:41 GMT

If nobody has ever titled a TNG fic “LGBT Q” I’m going to be so disappointed

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 12:22 GMT

If you watch Everything Everywhere All At Once and it doesn’t make sense to you; I’m glad you don’t have the generational trauma to get the nauances of the movie. I really am. I’ve found that my parents generation often don’t get the film; but that’s half the point. 😅

Tell me you don't understand TDD without telling me you don't uhderstand TDD.

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https://twitter.com/mariofusco/status/1636799865123373059

At least TDD is dead, AI will write the tests, as its one of the easiest parts to automatize

FintwitSub (@FintwitSub)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 08:15 GMT

Marit van Dijk ☕️🥑 (@MaritvanDijk77)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 09:32 GMT

When my girlfriend is upset, I let her color in my black-and-white tattoos, because sometimes she just needs a shoulder to crayon

This is one of the most bizarre political photos I’ve ever seen. This is the British Home Secretary in apparent ecstasy at the building of detention centers in Rwanda where she dreams of sending desperate people. This is now considered normal?

Maurice Mcleod (he/him) (@mowords)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 23:32 GMT

most people disregard women who get bullied for having big boobs, as if they’re humble bragging when they call attention to it, but not me. you didn’t deserve to be bullied for that. it wasn’t right.

Mohammad (@MargBarAmerica)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 00:59 GMT

Where did the hacker go? I don't know, she just ransomware

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 17:21 GMT

The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 23:06 GMT

ok so like in black panther you can challenge the new monarch on coronation day, or literally whenever if you're a 10. so, is it a similar process for--

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shirts that go hard (@shirtsthtgohard)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 16:05 GMT

hiking pilnok (@Pilnok)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 01:01 GMT

shirts that go hard (@shirtsthtgohard)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 16:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/volodarik/status/1636783460651089947

Physical address is a regulatory requirement for US KYC. End of discussion, anything less than this is in violation of those regulatory requirements. They also need to know your source of wealth and source of funds coming into the account. As well as beneficial ownership.

Rob Bezdjian (@robbezdjian)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 04:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/volodarik/status/1636783460651089947

SVB not doing their job.

Dreem (@dreem_lense)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 17:39 GMT

Incredible content

Sam 💭 (@samthielman)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 15:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/samthielman/status/1637120878956650496

I thought I recognized him. This is the guy who became the main character a few weeks ago after bragging about layoffs.

Ben Fowler (@BenMFFowler)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 19:26 GMT

Perpetually tired

Not Pokket 😈 (@NotPokket)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 01:32 GMT

i don't know how to explain this exactly, but whenever i hear "noam chomsky" i picture this guy

Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 18:39 GMT