“i like pancakes” “so you hate waffles?” is giving twitter users too much credit. it’s more like “i like pancakes” “so you think i should have to eat pancakes every day even though i’m allergic to buttermilk and my father was ground to dust in a flour mill?”

mr. rager’s neighborhood (@lilgrapefruits)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 16:55 GMT

I'm tuckered out by 6pm these days and I think it's nature's way of saying "hibernate bitch"

Clara (@thatclarafied)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 00:17 GMT

Fellas, is it bad to say “people shouldn’t be sleeping at the office to meet the insane demands of a spoiled billionaire”? twitter.com/josanto1296349…

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https://twitter.com/fake_api/status/1601439411241353216

A bad person is seeing a privileged person as an oppressed worker. Oppressed is working 16 hours picking potatoes in the field. Clean bathrooms, not be heated sitting at a computer.

José (@JosAnto12963497)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 04:59 GMT

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 05:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/JosAnto12963497/status/1601449893524287489

So weird that you think it’s good people are sleeping in the office away from their homes and families for no good reason other than to appease a selfish rich man.

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 05:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/JosAnto12963497/status/1601441400817475584

Two things can be bad at the same time. People living at the office is bad.

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 05:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1601448199272529920

See now I'm in my buttplugsuit. Ok that sounded funnier and less creepy in my head.

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 05:26 GMT

Say it with me: Strikes are supposed to be inconvenient to demonstrate the value of the labour being withheld.

Sudden Beth (@bethdanger)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 08:45 GMT

If u r a young girl looking at this and thinking it’s baller i need u to start looking up “baby seal” “baby otter” “red panda play time” etc on tiktok every day until the algorithm stops trying to turn you insane. U can be free

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Breaking news: embarrassing women on TikTok are getting off on the theoretical concept that their ex resents his wife because of them

cai (@myhandsbecold)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 19:23 GMT

helena (@freshhel)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 02:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/myhandsbecold/status/1600934153591336960

Like do you guys actually not have a crumb of self worth or identity outside of a fake ideation that a man wants you

cai (@myhandsbecold)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 19:25 GMT

Breaking news: embarrassing women on TikTok are getting off on the theoretical concept that their ex resents his wife because of them

cai (@myhandsbecold)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 19:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/myhandsbecold/status/1600935917719474177

It’s bc you’re insufferable

cai (@myhandsbecold)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 19:31 GMT

you know that soundbyte of toad yelling "finish!" at the end of a mario party minigame? i think he makes the exact same noise when he cums hope that helps

Aria the Cat (@Gankra_)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 17:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/bocxtop/status/1601475149458395138

i need them off the internet and back in the churches man this is so obnoxious

first-mate prance (@bocxtop)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 07:16 GMT

lol wait this shows Libs of TikTok got special treatment from Twitter DO NOT TAKE ACTION ON USER

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https://twitter.com/bariweiss/status/1601018077021229056

16. One of the accounts that rose to this level of scrutiny was @libsoftiktok—an account that was on the “Trends Blacklist” and was designated as “Do Not Take Action on User Without Consulting With SIP-PES.”

Bari Weiss (@bariweiss)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 01:00 GMT

Matt Binder (@MattBinder)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 01:53 GMT

conservatives are soooo annoying “im being shadowbanned” “twitter files” “elon look into deplatforming” ur such fucking losers lmao

first-mate prance (@bocxtop)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 07:13 GMT

WOULD THE UK ROYAL FAMILY LIKE TO HAVE A FULL AND FRANK DISCUSSION ABOUT GOING PLACES WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF THE PEOPLE LIVING THERE

LukeZero (@lukemckinney)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 00:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/WeAreFairCop/status/1600768881194254336

You can get porn on pretty much anything if you search. Your pearl clutching is a stretch at best... Does this make JKR a groomer then? #harrypotterporn

JØɆ₭ł₦₲🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@joekingmrluk)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 05:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/TexFoxxo/status/1601027089607454720

Why do you support their work

Another Trans Brisket 🏳️‍⚧️ (@AnotherBrisket)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 08:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/WeAreFairCop/status/1600768881194254336

Why would J.K. Rowling expose children to this

Another Trans Brisket 🏳️‍⚧️ (@AnotherBrisket)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 08:43 GMT

oh my god, when they googled furry porn they got furry porn????? wild.

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https://twitter.com/WeAreFairCop/status/1600766684226539520

The ‘furry community’ claim that the sexual element is small. A google search for ‘furry porn’ suggests otherwise. Of course adults can do what they wish with other consenting adults. But no one should be compelled to offer praise or admiration. Why are the police doing this?

WeAreFairCop (@WeAreFairCop)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 08:26 GMT

Director, Federal Bureau of Control (@Pilnok)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 21:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/bwest/status/1601264604356964352

There's also the salary survey from the DevRel Collective, if that's useful! dev.to/bffjossy/2021-…

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 17:21 GMT

The best jumper to wear at ultra-fancy steak restaurant, Hawksmoor

Newham’s hottest 45 year old (parody) (@laurabygaslight)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 21:47 GMT

I’ma be honest: I am amused by people who can’t handle smart, outspoken women and perpetually try to “put us in our place” unsuccessfully. It makes them look weak.

KassandraSeven (@KassandraSeven)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 16:59 GMT

I JUST TOOK A FIRST INTERVIEW OVERCAFFINATED

LIVE ON TWITCH.TV/endingwithali (@endingwithali)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 20:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1601267566676443136

to clarify for non-UK followers, "pigs-in-blankets" is the name of a dish served around Christmas time where you wrap little sausages in bacon, and is categorically NOT a cute nickname for the new member of Raspberry Pi staff

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 17:30 GMT

How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations, not answering an email

killer queen (@_chismosa_)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 19:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/fluffyguy/status/1601079124415500288

Why are you hanging out with a transphobe?

Adam Slater (@Tatakai_no_Kami)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 08:09 GMT

As someone who went from minimum wage to working in tech w/o a degree I can guarantee that in my country people would say I slept with someone to get the opportunity while people in the US would assume I had rich parents who had connections. Neither is true 🤷‍♀️

blank (@kefimochi)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 15:39 GMT

am i depressed or do i just not have enough enrichment in my enclosure

Matt. (@MattTheBrand)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 03:56 GMT

So we've now had two long threads, presented as if they were revealing some big conspiracy, that basically, just... confirmed a bunch of things the company had already said publicly, and showed pretty standard (boring) trust & safety work. What a world.

Mike Masnick (@mmasnick)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 01:47 GMT

End of year code freeze makes work feel very weird.

Kyle Welch (@kylewelch)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 16:12 GMT

I’m not trying to rain on the AI parade but I have to say that I think all the filters and enhancements we’re inundated with are teaching us to hate our own faces. And I think we’re gorgeous. 🔥

emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 03:59 GMT

Imagine having an economic system where firms mobilize extraordinary quantities of energy, resources and human labour to produce goods, and then incinerate them in order to keep prices and profits high. It is institutionalized irrationality. bbc.com/news/business-…

Jason Hickel (@jasonhickel)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 15:55 GMT

she’s literally glowing

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 13:46 GMT

The continuing adventures of #StarTrek #BlazinBev

Captain Edward Jellico (@STDeltaShift)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 20:21 GMT

Looking at 12+ years old slides to prep next weeks talk .. yep .. mostly still current ;( .. #devoops

Kris Buytaert (@KrisBuytaert)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 15:07 GMT

remember when tech dudes tried to make Google Glass a thing and everyone got in circular arguments about how pointing a head-mounted camera at people is bad, until we realized you could just call the guy wearing it "glasshole" in public and the project collapsed in like two weeks

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Heh, saw a comment suggesting that the only way to deal with AI art is to make it so uncool and mockable that no one wants to use it. And honestly, I think that’s a better idea than 90% of them. The tech is here, like it or not, but social acceptance is still fluid.

Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 22:52 GMT

Thew (@AmazingThew)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 23:02 GMT

the peeper

Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 15:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/RevJacquiLewis/status/1600922574502113280

"Today my family is whole." Just WEEPING watching this kind of love. Can't wait til you get to hug and kiss your beloved. Thanks for showing us what devotion looks like. ❤️❤️❤️

Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis (@RevJacquiLewis)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 18:41 GMT

“Real marriage is between a man and a woman. Other couples will never share that kind of love.” Hmm, I just watched Cherelle Griner fight for 294 days until her wife was freed.

Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis (@RevJacquiLewis)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 18:37 GMT

Guilty as charged ;) comic by @_workchronicles

nixCraft 🐧 (@nixcraft)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 06:28 GMT