Proud to say that after years of hard work, mostly sat alone, with only Zoom for company, we've delivered The Last Worker, now available on pretty much everything. Thanks @wolfandwood for the magic, to our wonderful cast, artists, musicians and to @wiredp for shipping our 📦! ♥️

Jörg Tittel (@newjorg)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 13:08 +0000

Against late capitalism 🪶 (@Inhumansoflate1)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 13:25 +0000

"Hobbyist" 🙃

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https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1641222783601631233

We are also launching a new Basic (v2) access for hobbyists with 10,000 GET/month and 50,000 POST/month, 2 app IDs, and Login with Twitter for $100/month. Subscribe now: developer.twitter.com/en/portal/prod…

Twitter Dev (@TwitterDev)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 23:36 +0000

Kurt Kemple (@theworstdev)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 13:27 +0000

Mike Rotunda, best known as IRS in WWE, and father of Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas, would like to remind you on his birthday today, that taxes are due soon! #IRS #WWE #MikeRotunda

SEScoops (@sescoops)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 13:00 +0000

I cannot with this

JTK (@heyJTK)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 05:21 +0000

This is why I don’t trust when reviews are 4.5+ stars because people will complain about everything. twitter.com/heyjtk/status/…

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I cannot with this

JTK (@heyJTK)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 05:21 +0000

Monica.dev 👩🏾‍💻 (@indigitalcolor)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 13:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/anehzat/status/1641333324869427200

I’m already active in the IndieWeb and building alternatives there :)

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 07:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/anehzat/status/1641373474894790656

indieweb.org in general and webmention.herokuapp.com for me personally

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 09:54 +0000

I identified with having #ADHD symptoms at 24. I first mentioned it to a psychiatrist when I was 26. Today, at the age of 48, I got diagnosed. It's taken 24 years.

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@rachelmtrimmer)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 11:08 +0000

Head of cyber for the treasury of Britain. £57k

Jon (@Jontafkasi)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 21:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/Jontafkasi/status/1641193954778697728

Alex Selby-Boothroyd (@AlexSelbyB)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 09:27 +0000

Attached: 1 image Well played sir. Public sector tech jobs are woefully underpaid. There are some good tech people who work in the civil service. And there are a lot of consultants. If they paid better... maybe there would be fewer consultants. But then the civil service would be larger. --- RT @AlexSelbyB @Jontafkasi https://t.co/jGd6tWMH1T https://twitter.com/AlexSelbyB/status/1641371440871079937

https://twitter.com/bitfield/status/1639209129297297411

You cannot convince me this mascot has a single thought in its head other than watching the world burn and being that hand of which it burns There has never been a mascot that has struck more fear in me

Gayta Center 🛰❤️⛅️ (@MathMathFractal)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 10:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitfield/status/1639209129297297411

"Go doesn't like frameworks, and won't ever work well with frameworks. Just use the standard library." preslav.me/2023/03/23/whe…

Preslav is on 🐘(@preslavrachev@mastodon.social) (@preslavrachev)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 11:43 GMT

OMG THE GUEST STARS ON THIS EPISODE OF #Mandalorian

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 04:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/MissGinaDarling/status/1641149008369561600

Colored hair and tattoos are for sycophants and degenerates

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 22:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/maciejwalkowiak/status/1641298000428298240

Time to start Spring NIO.

IUSR (@IUSR)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 04:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/dustychipura/status/1640760661343887361

“I just want to be alone together” “I wasn’t ignoring you, I was not perceiving the outside world at all”

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 04:36 +0000

What's a thing that only other neurodivergent ppl understand? tell me in the comments below!

Dusty Chipura (@dustychipura)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 17:00 +0000

Wait, so the transphobic pussy lady doubled down and asked a porn star for “vulva pics for clarification” and then publicly discussed how many corpses she fingerbanged, EVEN AFTER being kicked out of the corpse lab? Jesus tapdancing CHRIST this is a pinnacle twitter moment

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 00:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/sigje/status/1641306339069788161

How is anyone ok?

Jennifer Davis (@sigje)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 05:08 +0000

It is surreal to be catching up on LinkedIn and learn that a past co-worker's kids experienced a lockdown related to another school shooting last week that I didn't even know about. .. Y'all. Is this just happening every day/week and folks are just immune to it?

Jennifer Davis (@sigje)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 05:08 +0000

Women’s sexual fantasies be like “I wish I ran away from my arranged marriage and a cowboy who was paid by my fiancé tracks me down to take me home but on the way back we get into hijinks and fall in love” and men’s fantasies be like “idk anal”

meg “Elaine” bitchell (@MeganBitchell)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 04:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/John64647689/status/1641301484418605062

Bruh just found out about tropes

meg “Elaine” bitchell (@MeganBitchell)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 04:50 +0000

my social security number 🥰

charlie (@chunkbardey)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 22:17 +0000

Laptop implies the existence of a lapbottom.

Scarlet (@NekomimiScience)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 05:32 +0000

Everyone who doesn’t support sex workers is a shitty person. Disliking someone because of their job they consented to do and doesn’t harm anyone is trash. I don’t care about your “morals” either

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what’s a sex work opinion that’ll have you like this (yes I did yassify flynn)

🌬Doctrix Snow (she/her) (@MistressSnowPhD)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 13:05 +0000

Ava | CHI Pole Instructor (@avavmarie20)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 00:02 +0000

[guy who knows some etymology but no french] “the pain of everyday life”?

Whet Moser (just normal men) (@whet)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 23:47 +0000

20 years in prison and a $1M fine for using a VPN to watch TikTok videos.

Lauren McKenzie (@TheMcKenziest)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 18:36 +0000

The date has been set. Install arch Linux with me while in a hot tub April 2nd, 2023 live.ali.dev Time TBA.

ali (@endingwithali)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 23:01 GMT

A handy guide to financial support for open source - GitHub - nayafia/lemonade-stand: A handy guide to financial support for open source

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Graham : A Star Wars Story 💙 (@whoisgraham)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 18:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1641060629032194049

👀 I wouldn’t try and convince someone to move here as London is expensive, and there’s a very real divide in the experience between people who have inherited property here and those who haven’t.

Natalie Marleny (@NatalieMarleny)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 13:11 +0000

TIL that Go Lambda functions now have a nice way to perform cleanup without ugly workarounds.

Aidan W Steele (@__steele)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 06:28 +0000

💜 Good morning and ily to everyone that's fighting depression on the inside and pretending to be ok on the outside.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 10:41 +0000

I'm still puzzled that there is no first-class support for OpenAPI spec in Spring Boot. Without getting again into the conversation if OpenAPI is the right thing to do, realistically - this is the industry standard.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 16:53 +0000

That the pussy phrenologist is also a corpse molester is an all time twitter moment. That revelation couldn't happen anywhere else

Ash Parrish @ home don't talk to me (@adashtra)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 00:49 +0000

Has anyone got the screenshots of the weird labia phrenologist GC who claims to have fingered a corpse arguing with the pornstar about her own genitals? What a fucking sentence

Katy Montgomerie 🦗 (@KatyMontgomerie)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 22:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/KatyMontgomerie/status/1640847587681923079

Like this?

Tom (PositiveLad) (@PositiveLad)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 22:48 +0000

OK, let's debate a definition. Today, let's talk about "vulnerability" in software. Your product, (let's call it A) uses a library (which we'll call X). X has a load of features. Among those is some function, "someFunc" which has a bug. It's supposed to be safe to call with untrusted data... but some clever researchers have found that they can craft input that results in remote code execution (RCE). X has a vulnerability. Does A?

My team is getting an intern this Summer 🤩 I'm really excited about the project we've got lined up!

Back when Raquel Vélez was my boss at npm, inc., she had a name for when somebody would give you an ill-defined task and then would get upset when you didn't do it "right." She called it "Bring me a rock." When I asked her what that meant, she would say "Bring me a rock... no, not that one." It was a pretty clear example. She recognized quickly that I hate, with all of me, "Bring me a rock." It's the least good game. Anyway, was thinking about that tonight. Everybody should use that.

We're all frogs in a very warm, crowded and toasty pot.