Congratulations to Credit Suisse on their $3bn exit. People think of startups as an overnight success, but they'd been grinding away since 1856. Sometimes you have to ignore the noise and stick to your vision.

Benedict Evans (@benedictevans)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 09:03 GMT

“Your Honor, my client’s just a normal man. He-he’s just an innocent man!”

kenny gesserit 🦝 ⛄️ (@KennyGesserit)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 02:59 GMT

not the dog's face being all up in it 💀💀

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Where are these chainsaw man anime figures coming from??😭😭

Tomo😤 (@LorTomo2)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 15:56 GMT

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 13:51 GMT

I was not aware this URL format was still allowed. Would you have clicked this phish? Tell me what's wrong and why:

SwiftInSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 01:22 GMT

This is really sneaky and I suspect many would fall for this. Why? Only developers know what basic auth is, to everyone else this username is the legit Netflix domain.

twitter.com/swiftonsecurit…

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I was not aware this URL format was still allowed. Would you have clicked this phish? Tell me what's wrong and why:

SwiftInSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 01:22 GMT

David Flanagan (@rawkode)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 14:40 GMT

Evidence of misconduct by the release emotional support lead

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Devastated to report that the Kubernetes v1.27 Emotional Support Lead (my cat) will be suspended for two meetings as she bit me right on the chin, while I was reminding everyone of the code of conduct, on a recorded release team meeting

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 16:42 GMT

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 03:48 GMT

Witchy Chick (@1WitchyChick)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 19:42 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 11:00 GMT

oh now i get why everyone is so into split keyboards

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 ↔️ GDC2023 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 04:19 GMT

The world’s most popular porn site was just acquired by Canadian private equity fund Ethical Capital Partners, which promises to clean up its sexually exploitative videos.

what is joe biden’s plan to stop mobile game ads twitter.com/nikasnothome/s…

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I get it

Nika (@NikasNotHome)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 20:40 GMT

cinnamon bun (@notsofiacoppola)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 03:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1637876201476829185

she calls me Lord of D. bc she knows i'm packing

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 18:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1637880695824457730

this one's for the tgirls

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 18:21 GMT

she Yu on my Gi til i Oh

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 17:58 GMT

Hmm, a challenge lifelong it is... indiegala.com

IndieGala (@IndieGala)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 05:15 GMT

(male) mutual monday: what's a piece of media that you think explains being a man? I see this all the time for womanhood and for takedowns of toxic masculinity or whatever but not for just generally the experience of being a man

cutie patootie (@machinegrlkelly)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 16:09 GMT

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

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(male) mutual monday: what's a piece of media that you think explains being a man? I see this all the time for womanhood and for takedowns of toxic masculinity or whatever but not for just generally the experience of being a man

cutie patootie (@machinegrlkelly)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 16:09 GMT

Jane Altoids (@staticbluebat)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 03:42 GMT

The boys in my 8th grade English class created a game where they’d throw erasers at me and see if they could get it in my cleavage :) I don’t want or need a single fucking male opinion on how a woman processes/ reflects on her experience hitting puberty

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Sydney Sweeney: ‘I had boobs before other girls and I felt ostracized’ trib.al/Ly1ddyV

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Talia Lichtstein (@talialichtstein)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 02:47 GMT

@www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me Mate, that sucks. Good luck…

@www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me fingers crossed for you! 🤞🏻

@www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me Good luck!

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1637731240995348481

🤞

Shaun (@sdh100Shaun)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 20:20 GMT

Better late than never https://loftio.co.uk/lifenotes-002-february-23/

Our Call for Papers (CfP) is now open! Was your 2023 resolution to do more talks, because this is your opportunity! For more information, see our blog https://blog.dddeastmidlands.com/blog/sessionize-post/

Fellow UK people who hate surprises: *and those with a hidden 📞 for escaping DV/reasons Put a reminder in your calendar, or somehow warn yourself that there will probably be a sudden unexpected noise from your phone on the evening of 23rd April as we get our first emergency test broadcast message. There is an example video on the gov website for what to expect. https://www.gov.uk/alerts #ActuallyAutistic *edited: yes you can turn them off, but first you need to know they’re happening!

Importing cURL commands into @getpostman? You can now do this directly within the request tab 😍 Here's an example using the @github API docs - It's an awesome feature, one of many in the new release! 🏆

Danny Dainton (@DannyDainton)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 10:16 GMT

Many software engineering teams don't have time to do it right. But surprisingly, they have time to do it twice.

Daniel Moka⚡ (@dmokafa)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 11:59 GMT

They’re big but I wouldn’t say they’re ostrich sized

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Sydney Sweeney: ‘I had boobs before other girls and I felt ostracized’ trib.al/Ly1ddyV

New York Post (@nypost)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 15:53 GMT

Oink (@oink2boink)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 18:20 GMT

Man, been on my #ADHD medication for a week now and it feels really fucking nice showing up to stand up and actually having stuff to report. Here's a big ol' list of stuff I was able to focus on and complete. Wild right? I know, who knew I could be this productive.

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1637731240995348481

🖤 hoping it goes well for ya!

rizwana akmal khan 🌌 (@rizbizkits)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 08:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1637731240995348481

😔

Ingo (@lasombra_br)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 08:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1637731240995348481

Wishing you the best!

Greg Ives (@gregiv_es)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 09:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/doulbedoink/status/1637143939944706048

jacques ass

Mike F (@DeputyWarlock)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 17:29 GMT

thanks to the twitter press team for their prompt response

April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 17:32 GMT

my therapist just said "good job!" to me in the same voice you would use on a dog and i think freud would have a lot to say about my reaction

Cloudy 🌥️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 21:06 GMT

This is one of those posts about a tech issue comes up from time to time for me that I find difficult to search for. Sorry (not sorry) if it is not helpful to anyone else! Too much context about my …

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is increasing the retirement age in france

I frew up :( (@doulbedoink)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 17:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1637173098867769351

tech dudes are fucking determined to build skynet on purpose and then pretend they didn't do anything

cait (@punished_cait)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 19:27 GMT

Yeah it feels like the new fyp algorithm doesn't give a shit about visibility rules. This is what happens when you fire everybody who knew how things worked and you have to basically start over.

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Twitter is showing me this tweet from Nat Friedman. Nat Friedman has had me blocked for years. How am I seeing this tweet? My guess is because I follow both @kelseyhightower and @polotek so this thread got pulled into my feed. But I def shouldn’t see Nat’s tweet.

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 20:39 GMT

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 21:51 GMT

Twitter is showing me this tweet from Nat Friedman. Nat Friedman has had me blocked for years. How am I seeing this tweet? My guess is because I follow both @kelseyhightower and @polotek so this thread got pulled into my feed. But I def shouldn’t see Nat’s tweet.

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 20:39 GMT

this

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Im bored so let's do something artists, What is a drawing you think you're iconic for? and let people reply to you what drawing they think you are iconic for

✯Star✯ COMMS CLOSED ATM! (@CheeseChase_)Sat, 11 Feb 2023 14:40 GMT

aleha_84 (@84Aleha)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 21:49 GMT

just booked the place we'll be staying for the first month in LA which means i will be getting out of Florida 40 days from now 😭🙏

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 22:06 GMT

would literally trust her with my life

The Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd (@_matthewlawson)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 20:33 GMT