https://twitter.com/maciejwalkowiak/status/1641298000428298240

Time to start Spring NIO.

IUSR (@IUSR)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 04:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/dustychipura/status/1640760661343887361

“I just want to be alone together” “I wasn’t ignoring you, I was not perceiving the outside world at all”

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 04:36 +0000

What's a thing that only other neurodivergent ppl understand? tell me in the comments below!

Dusty Chipura (@dustychipura)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 17:00 +0000

Wait, so the transphobic pussy lady doubled down and asked a porn star for “vulva pics for clarification” and then publicly discussed how many corpses she fingerbanged, EVEN AFTER being kicked out of the corpse lab? Jesus tapdancing CHRIST this is a pinnacle twitter moment

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 00:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/sigje/status/1641306339069788161

How is anyone ok?

Jennifer Davis (@sigje)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 05:08 +0000

It is surreal to be catching up on LinkedIn and learn that a past co-worker's kids experienced a lockdown related to another school shooting last week that I didn't even know about. .. Y'all. Is this just happening every day/week and folks are just immune to it?

Jennifer Davis (@sigje)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 05:08 +0000

Women’s sexual fantasies be like “I wish I ran away from my arranged marriage and a cowboy who was paid by my fiancé tracks me down to take me home but on the way back we get into hijinks and fall in love” and men’s fantasies be like “idk anal”

meg “Elaine” bitchell (@MeganBitchell)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 04:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/John64647689/status/1641301484418605062

Bruh just found out about tropes

meg “Elaine” bitchell (@MeganBitchell)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 04:50 +0000

my social security number 🥰

charlie (@chunkbardey)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 22:17 +0000

Laptop implies the existence of a lapbottom.

Scarlet (@NekomimiScience)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 05:32 +0000

Everyone who doesn’t support sex workers is a shitty person. Disliking someone because of their job they consented to do and doesn’t harm anyone is trash. I don’t care about your “morals” either

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what’s a sex work opinion that’ll have you like this (yes I did yassify flynn)

🌬Doctrix Snow (she/her) (@MistressSnowPhD)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 13:05 +0000

Ava | CHI Pole Instructor (@avavmarie20)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 00:02 +0000

[guy who knows some etymology but no french] “the pain of everyday life”?

Whet Moser (just normal men) (@whet)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 23:47 +0000

20 years in prison and a $1M fine for using a VPN to watch TikTok videos.

Lauren McKenzie (@TheMcKenziest)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 18:36 +0000

The date has been set. Install arch Linux with me while in a hot tub April 2nd, 2023 live.ali.dev Time TBA.

ali (@endingwithali)Sun, 26 Feb 2023 23:01 GMT

A handy guide to financial support for open source - GitHub - nayafia/lemonade-stand: A handy guide to financial support for open source

🐈🎥

Graham : A Star Wars Story 💙 (@whoisgraham)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 18:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1641060629032194049

👀 I wouldn’t try and convince someone to move here as London is expensive, and there’s a very real divide in the experience between people who have inherited property here and those who haven’t.

Natalie Marleny (@NatalieMarleny)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 13:11 +0000

TIL that Go Lambda functions now have a nice way to perform cleanup without ugly workarounds.

Aidan W Steele (@__steele)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 06:28 +0000

💜 Good morning and ily to everyone that's fighting depression on the inside and pretending to be ok on the outside.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 10:41 +0000

I'm still puzzled that there is no first-class support for OpenAPI spec in Spring Boot. Without getting again into the conversation if OpenAPI is the right thing to do, realistically - this is the industry standard.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 16:53 +0000

That the pussy phrenologist is also a corpse molester is an all time twitter moment. That revelation couldn't happen anywhere else

Ash Parrish @ home don't talk to me (@adashtra)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 00:49 +0000

Has anyone got the screenshots of the weird labia phrenologist GC who claims to have fingered a corpse arguing with the pornstar about her own genitals? What a fucking sentence

Katy Montgomerie 🦗 (@KatyMontgomerie)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 22:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/KatyMontgomerie/status/1640847587681923079

Like this?

Tom (PositiveLad) (@PositiveLad)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 22:48 +0000

OK, let's debate a definition. Today, let's talk about "vulnerability" in software. Your product, (let's call it A) uses a library (which we'll call X). X has a load of features. Among those is some function, "someFunc" which has a bug. It's supposed to be safe to call with untrusted data... but some clever researchers have found that they can craft input that results in remote code execution (RCE). X has a vulnerability. Does A?

My team is getting an intern this Summer 🤩 I'm really excited about the project we've got lined up!

Back when Raquel Vélez was my boss at npm, inc., she had a name for when somebody would give you an ill-defined task and then would get upset when you didn't do it "right." She called it "Bring me a rock." When I asked her what that meant, she would say "Bring me a rock... no, not that one." It was a pretty clear example. She recognized quickly that I hate, with all of me, "Bring me a rock." It's the least good game. Anyway, was thinking about that tonight. Everybody should use that.

We're all frogs in a very warm, crowded and toasty pot.

https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/1640831666460696576

What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane? Water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

Jack Rhysider (@JackRhysider)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 06:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/AnEmortalKid/status/1640865577248989187

Oh wow

emily freeman (@editingemily)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 00:09 +0000

chonky chicken 🐔

neko ねこ | live weekend 10pm EST 🇵🇭 (@NekoPanVT)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 12:32 +0000

I have been lucky to avoid any layoffs in my job but fuck, I have seen even just the constant threat of another round emotionally DESTROY good friends and their motivation to work in the process.

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We really need to talk about the psychological cruelty of multiple layoff rounds.

Lisa is... (@leeloowrites)Mon, 27 Mar 2023 19:48 +0000

Scarlet (@NekomimiScience)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 16:11 +0000

We really need to talk about the psychological cruelty of multiple layoff rounds.

Lisa is... (@leeloowrites)Mon, 27 Mar 2023 19:48 +0000

can’t believe i was BEGGING to be tumblr famous in middle school and now i log in and immediately see this lmao

vitt (@gutknot)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 14:56 +0000

i asked my mom if it was ever suggested that i had adhd as a kid & she said 'noooo you were a gifted child!' 'you graduated early! a person with adhd couldn't do that' and then told me my senior paper was on how i couldn't concentrate in class

rachel (@ohhoe)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 18:58 +0000

Still thinking about the guy who didn’t like my prices and said “look I’m down to support but that’s too expensive and a line has to be drawn somewhere, I’ll just wait until someone leaks it” so I blocked him and gave everyone else free content

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 15:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/itsmegangraves/status/1640740467787612160

searching for leaked content is engaging with someone sexually without their consent which is horrifying behavior, pay the $15 like a normal person or accept that the content isn’t for you and find someone else it’s really easy!

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Tue, 28 Mar 2023 15:44 +0000

First #ietf116 session of the day is #OAuth complete with custom SD-JWT t-shirts 😂 @kristinayasuda @dfett42

As part of its continuing quest to alienate all its long-time users provide a better user experience to everyone, Reddit recently announced a slew of changes. Buried in amongst all the hullabaloo from …

Attached: 1 image @Edent great! Now if they would only get rid of the non-dismissible nag to download their App…

https://twitter.com/edx2142/status/1640013896865005575

and you’re probably a 0.2 to a 0.3 so maybe your opinion on her looks doesn’t matter very much

ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 15:34 +0000