We just hit PR #10,000 at @incident_io! 🎉 It's for a new (very exciting) feature so I won't share a screenshot but here's a fun graph instead 📈 Wild that it took us ~7 months to hit the first 1000 and only ~40 days for the last 🤯

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 19:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/peterejhamilton/status/1643329150747279360

Someone just asked me "what does your incident count look like over this". Pretty interesting! 👀 Intuitively, they correlate — more change generally means a higher change failure rate, something to acknowledge, embrace and track 📊

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 20:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/amadcartoonist/status/1643266500525166598

Pineapple Slice 🍍 (@bashful_michael)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 19:50 +0000

barbie is a toe walker. autism confirmed.

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 20:46 +0000

He’s Ken’s buddy. All of Ken’s clothes fit him!

Max the comics guy who does comics about comics (@amadcartoonist)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 14:57 +0000

Noor Unnahar Siddique (@Noor_Unnahar)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 17:16 +0000

The "protect our kids" camp, folks...

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Marjorie Taylor Greene, Eric Trump, and Donald Trump Jr. have all posted photos of the judge’s daughter on social media. My God.

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 19:30 +0000

matt clawson (@matt_clawson)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 21:09 +0000

Working in Open Source Security is one of the hardest and thankless jobs.

Matteo Collina (@matteocollina)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 16:06 +0000

putting a little "senior" in front of my job title today, as a treat

Rebekah Valentine (@duckvalentine)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 17:15 +0000

So Google's domain registrar was supposed to have released eight new top level domains on April 2nd (.foo, .zip, .mov, .nexus, .dad, .phd, .prof, and .esq). As of right now they don't seem to be live yet. Now, I'm not an information security kind of guy but I can't be the only one who realizes that having two TLDs that match common and widely used file extensions (.zip and .mov) is absolute pants on head lunacy.

no but why does the cat have a scouse accent? someone anyone tell me you hear it too 😭😭

𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖍𝖞 (@thxgworkout)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 15:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/wbpictures/status/1643281932304916481

Ryan Gosling is going to WHAT to Simu Liu? 👀

Daniel Falconer (@DanielJFalconer)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 16:10 +0000

WELCOME TO BARBIE LAND, did you bring your rollerblades?🌟 @BarbieTheMovie only in theaters July 21

Warner Bros. Pictures (@wbpictures)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 15:58 +0000

Not looking forward to when we've a country with two or three AI companies that serve different demographics and dispositions and they become the new dividing political line by feeding those groups the content and ideology that makes them feel good. Oh, wait...shit...

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 16:59 +0000

I felt guilty starting therapy when it doesn't feel like anything is broken—my therapist was so wonderful, immediately felt glad to give it a try

Heldiney 🇺🇦 (@heldiney)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 17:38 +0000

lol, i wondered why this ATK "recipe" for a simple raspberry syrup appeared to have so many ingredients behind the blurred paywall. turns out they're using some sort of cupcake ipsum under there 🧁

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 14:54 +0000

Why I prefer bloggers. - Search for something - Read blog entry with solution and links Why I dismiss YouTubers. - Search for something - Get a YouTube link in the results - Monetised video, so two boring commercials to sit through - Minutes of blah introduction blah - Sponsor shoutout - Minutes of blah problem description - Sponsor message - YouTube ads again - Possible solution - Nothing helpful in video description, comments full of hate trolls

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A “Trump or Death” flag. Who says it’s not a cult? #Trump #TrumpArraignment

David Corn (@DavidCornDC)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 14:29 +0000

Ham Elliot (@r0wdy_)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 14:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/FloorDrees/status/1643237115474374657

When I am planning to eat something that I really like, this sounds like a great idea to let me eat it twice. Is that it?

Ian Massingham (@IanMmmm)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 13:27 +0000

#virginmedia @virginmedia erm... Mind leaving it switched on, rather than flicking the light switch like a 5 year old? Thanks... #VirginMediaoutage #virginmediadown

Ashleigh-Paul Charlesworth (@the_ape)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 15:35 +0000

We shouldn't judge people for not loving their jobs. Data: when people are intrinsically motivated at work, they see colleagues who share that motivation as more worthy of their help. Not enjoying work doesn't make anyone less moral. It's often a sign of a bad job or a bad fit.

Adam Grant (@AdamMGrant)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 13:55 +0000

Doge for some reason is showing up on Twitter and I can only assume this was supposed to be an April Fools joke that took 3 days to roll out because no one knows how the site works anymore

windows 98 Tech Support (@Win98Tech)Mon, 03 Apr 2023 17:39 +0000

People think it’s soooo hot…

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 15:32 GMT

hello 😎 today 📆 i 👙 used 🚟🚟 an emojipasta generator in 👏 a corporate professional 😎 context 🔎

vee (@veekorbes)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 13:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/rem/status/1643184156422160385

Doesn’t work when the CTO interviewed you while they themselves were draped in cats 😂 (Though seriously, she was very nice and totally understood this excuse when a couple of minutes late to a meeting)

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 10:00 +0000

Shout out to everyone else with this rule: I can't come to work today, the cat's sat on me. So yeah, I can't move. It's the law.

THAT @REM SHOW (@rem)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 09:30 +0000

Find the right syntax for your YAML multiline strings.

When faced with command line applications people complain about all the “weird incantations” you need to know but with chat bots, that’s called “prompt engineering” and suddenly it’s the hottest shit.

Came across this fantastic website today just focussed on the quirks around multiline strings in YAML 😁 https://yaml-multiline.info/

I remember when Aaron Swartz was criminally prosecuted for downloading too many academic journal articles, but, sure, it's totally cool to scrape everyone's personal photographs as part of a commercial effort to market discriminatory surveillance tech to police departments. https://www.businessinsider.com/clearview-scraped-30-billion-images-facebook-police-facial-recogntion-database-2023-4

turbo.build (@turborepo) has saved teams on @vercel collectively 55.526 years of build time (up from 30 years in jan) Every time we return a cache hit is time that would have otherwise been spent burning CPU cycles 🤯

Guillermo Rauch (@rauchg)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 03:40 +0000

We are building a private space for maintainers to connect with peers, preview features, and learn from each other!

Well, it’s come to this. <a href="https://twitterisgoinggreat.com/">Twitter is burning</a>, <a …

Can't wait for Elon to change the Twitter logo into a doge or some other equally cringe shit.

SystemFreez ❄️ (@SystemFreez)Mon, 25 Apr 2022 13:12 +0000

Bjarne Stroustrup Announces Null Pointers Were Literally Just a Bit

ReductRs (@reduct_rs)Mon, 03 Apr 2023 20:03 +0000

sq

Like jq but for postgres databases (or sqlserver, csv or even xlsx). What's neat is that you register a database with the system, then you can query against that particular database. Very nice that I …

We have a puppy! Welcome L13k7nDv7p64! to the family. Her name is a little hard to pronounce but it will make a fantastic password for my kids in a few years.

Jake Moore (@Jake_MooreUK)Mon, 03 Apr 2023 06:58 +0000

I have told my students 100000 times that the amount of sleep they get 2 nights ago determines their energy levels more than how they slept last night (adrenaline will make up for a sleep deficit) and yet when I’m tired even tho I slept like a brick last night I’m still like this

taco belle (@animalologist)Mon, 03 Apr 2023 17:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/codeFreedomRitr/status/1642976859187994624

this is honestly so helpful. im sure your other teammates really appreciate it

ceora🌺 🌸 (@ceeoreo_)Mon, 03 Apr 2023 19:47 +0000