I want this to be a Hollywood institution. I want a constant string of actors coming in to have a blast in the latest Benoit Blanc film. I want the BBCU to have a cast list as long as the MCU.

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you could not hold me at gunpoint to watch the last two bond movies but I’d watch Daniel Craig play this Gay Southern Detective in another 50 murder mysteries. He clearly thrives in roles where he actually gets to Play A Character and clearly have a lot of fun

Mister Doctor- Will (@misterdrtweets)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 00:31 GMT

Miggy (@miggylol)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 02:00 GMT

Ok, so for the next Benoit Blanc film, hear me out:

Matt Baume (@MattBaume)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 21:58 GMT

(benoit blanc getting ratatouilled) muh gawd, this creatuh – well, this RAT – he's controllin muh ev'ry move like i'm some sortuh puppet! damn this infernal rodentia, movin me against muh will... but i'd be lyin if i said i didnt wannuh see wheyuh this goes

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 22:20 GMT

Just got a pleasant letter informing me of a 1,240% increase in my community hot water bill 😱 I was expecting a jump but… wow.

Greta does indeed have a small penis. Yours. It’s in a jar on her desk.

Mitch Benn (@MitchBenn)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 23:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/AidanCTweets/status/1608461546103111682

You should apologise to Greta Thunberg and other autistic people who saw that tweet. It displayed a low and offensive opinion of autistic people, especially including it in a list with 'half-educated.' I have two autistic kids, and as a parent I am offended by how you used it.

@aidancomerford@mas.to (@AidanCTweets)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 13:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/AidanCTweets/status/1608462319465697281

Neurodivergent people deserve a lot better public behaviour from @TalkTV presenters. You could have had your go at Greta without resorting to using her autism as a pejorative. But you did. And you should say sorry for doing that.

@aidancomerford@mas.to (@AidanCTweets)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 13:59 GMT

Hi @JuliaHB1, if you include 'autistic' in a list of pejoratives you clearly mean to use it as a pejorative. Deleting it while claiming it's not offensive to do that isn't good enough. @TalkTV are clearly fine with their presenters being unapologetically ableist online.

@aidancomerford@mas.to (@AidanCTweets)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 13:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/rbaylor_74/status/1606059774130278400

I’ve been sitting on this gold for well over a year, anybody saying it’s from last week is cap! 🧢

Wallstreet_Ray (@rbaylor_74)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 18:52 GMT

The craziest Waffle House fight in Austin TX straight up WWE match😂

Wallstreet_Ray (@rbaylor_74)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 22:51 GMT

Andrew Tate’s Wikipedia has been updated …

Simon Harris - Man Behaving Dadly (THAT’S DADLY) (@simonharris_mbd)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 09:59 GMT

(Benoit Blanc on Blues Clues) It appeayus that mistuh salt n’ missus peppuh might have a clue that could elucidate the true nature of this most perplexin’ conuhndruhm

Charlie Higson (@CPHigson)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 12:26 GMT

a 36 year old and a 43 year old talking like this about a teenager btw

Bes D. Marx (@BesDMarx)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 01:33 GMT

A set of policies for Open Policy Agent to validate OpenAPI definitions. - GitHub - kevinswiber/spego: A set of policies for Open Policy Agent to validate OpenAPI definitions.

https://twitter.com/engineering_bae/status/1608157135065747457

A perk I’m sure Mom didn’t see when I was younger: having her own in house bartender.

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:55 GMT

There is a relatively tiny number of human beings who lay claim to more than 99% of all human wealth.They work together to keep all the other humans from getting a share, all the while taking large portions of the wealth those other humans are forced to create for the tiny number

STREET ART UTOPIA ❄️ (@StreetArtUtopia)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 05:16 GMT

Do not call me a "penis-haver." It's offensive and incorrect. I am a penis giver.

Carta Monir (@CartaMonir)Thu, 21 Oct 2021 15:16 +0000

I’ve been railing against Christianity, (notice I said Christianity not religion), because by passing laws that impose your will on me and my family you’re spiritually assaulting me.

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Love love love how someone posts THIS:

tim (fuck your checkmark) (@denvercoder)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:10 GMT

tim (fuck your checkmark) (@denvercoder)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/denvercoder/status/1608226212752642055

When is the last time you saw a Buddhist standing outside of an abortion clinic harassing or intimidating people?

tim (fuck your checkmark) (@denvercoder)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:19 GMT

feel like they're not supposed to just say that out loud

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We tried to tell you the Jan 6 was grounded in white supremacy. Fmr. Head of DC National Guard to Jan. 6 Committee: “Our Response Would’ve Been ‘Vastly Different’ if the Rioters Were Black” mediaite.com/a/fsgxs

Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:19 GMT

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1607677190254235648

You’ve spent your whole life training to fight and just got your ass kicked in one tweet from a teenage girl. Well done.

Zack “May Not Be Notable” Hunt (@ZaackHunt)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 14:51 GMT

Gotta love how conservatives degrade and shame drag queens, then turn around and take their underage boys to a strip club.

Not Pokket 😈 (@NotPokket)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 19:45 GMT

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com

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Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.

Andrew Tate (@Cobratate)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 09:58 GMT

Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 11:07 GMT

Please don’t

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You can start a No-Code SaaS for under $250 - Typeform ($50/mo) - Webflow ($18/mo) - Airtable ($20/mo) - Zapier ($134/mo) P.S. This is the stack I’d be learning to start a No-Code SaaS in 2023

Will Maxwell (@NoCodeWill)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 19:56 GMT

Theo - t3.gg (@t3dotgg)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 07:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1608159685227732993

Rebrand to Clappers and they’ll take over the market

Terrance McKinney (@twrecks155)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 18:13 GMT

Code is a liability, not an asset. So goal of software engineer is delivering the maximum amount of desired functionality at the cost of the least amount of code complexity, even as desired functionality evolves over time.

Greg Brockman (@gdb)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 03:03 GMT

Well?? Discuss!!

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 05:13 GMT

they call them golden handcuffs and with that band woods expect them to have the fuzzy plush thing even anazonbasics has but nope they hurt

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over the last year I’ve come to hate nearly everything about tech- the insipid culture, the lack of diversity of thought, the endless sycophants worshipping vapid thought leaders why did the computer industry become this ugly thing???

sid (hooded arc) (@ftlsid)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:14 GMT

clip studio pain (@freezydorito)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 20:46 GMT

over the last year I’ve come to hate nearly everything about tech- the insipid culture, the lack of diversity of thought, the endless sycophants worshipping vapid thought leaders why did the computer industry become this ugly thing???

sid (hooded arc) (@ftlsid)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:14 GMT

I don’t agree with everything in this post by M.G. Siegler (found via @rcrackley) but I do love the “Mastodon brought a protocol to a product fight” line. Of course, the protocol is plumbing. Like the IndieWeb specs, the protocol is implementing a philosophy, and that matters.

new trend your clown name is your first name + your last name

https://twitter.com/danidonovan/status/1608178421753909249

ADHD feels like constantly begging people to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are not, in fact, pissing them off on purpose

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 19:09 GMT

“Jeez, why do you always get so defensive?” idk, it’s almost like spending my formative years being criticized for things i didn’t do on purpose taught me to reflexively stand up for myself (since no one else ever did)

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 19:09 GMT

100 years of dreaming. 100 years of creating. 100 years of Stan Lee. Stan Lee, an Original documentary, is streaming 2023 on @DisneyPlusUK.

Marvel UK & Ireland (@MarvelUK)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 18:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/IAmJerdog/status/1608155945036652544

We regret to inform you that between this article being published and the present time DevOps has died yet again. That's approximately 15 times in 2022 alone.

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 17:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1608031736214048771

And you're gonna get fired!

Dennis "Tail Number: N628TS" DiClaudio (@dennisdiclaudio)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 13:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1608031736214048771

Advertisers will be lined up to come back after that response.

Gary Black (@garyblack00)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 12:30 GMT

number one rule on here as a big account is dont respond to random replies like this. but elon shit out a half assed comeback on a 300 follower guy less than a minute after he got it. now we know he reads every reply telling him he sucks, his kids hate him, he's pathetic, etc lol twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

leon (@leyawn)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 16:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1607997591870124032

Maybe not, but you've got the impulse control of a toddler. I really hope you've got some secret plan, but as it stands now, you paid the most ever to be the biggest internet troll.

Peter Kacandes (@ElGrecoSF)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 09:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1608143077910233098

Leroy Patterson (@HumanTackboard)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 17:30 GMT

I once worked with a manager who asked “Why do we all need these SREs when the site never goes down?”, and I think about that a lot.

John Arundel (@bitfield)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 18:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1607997591870124032

come on elon

Danielle Fong 💁🏻‍♀️ (@DanielleFong)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 07:17 GMT

really astounding when you sit and think about how many people believe this adult man is just worlds past the intelligence level of anyone else on earth twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 17:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1608128979839471616

We cis people are explicit about pronouns on top of visual cues in order to help normalize their expression for those who might not be cis. Simple as.

Fred Scharmen (@sevensixfive)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 16:42 GMT

"Alright. Apart from 1988, 1994, 1995, 1999, 2004, 2005 and 2019, when has the BBC ever repeated Monty Python?"

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Can anyone ( including BBC employees ) tell me why the BBC has not shown Monty Python for a couple of decades ?

John Cleese (@JohnCleese)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 16:14 GMT

Alex Watson (@imalexwatson)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 09:47 GMT