I always grew up hearing about deer 'shedding their velvet' and thought it sounded super gentle and lame. 'Sounds lame' I used to say as a kid. 'Not metal at all' I'd say

𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁 𝗖 ❁ (@mattcrotts)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 03:37 GMT

people wondering why the one is eating itself, deer will also eat live birds and dead fish and rabbits when they get the chance and have been observed eating human remains and even other dead deer. they're herbivores unless they don't feel like it

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I always grew up hearing about deer 'shedding their velvet' and thought it sounded super gentle and lame. 'Sounds lame' I used to say as a kid. 'Not metal at all' I'd say

𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁 𝗖 ❁ (@mattcrotts)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 03:37 GMT

🌿 stick 🌿 (@briggityboppity)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 16:33 GMT

Bring Back Blogging chriscoyier.net/2022/12/26/bri…

Chris Coyier (@chriscoyier)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 21:33 GMT

Wild realizing how much of a factor my dad being retired was in eating home cooked meals 3x daily growing up because who has the goddamn TIME

j ❄ (@silvergelpen)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 18:19 GMT

I just wrote the following on a GitHub issue. I don't understand why people have not learned this yet: ⚠️ NEVER SEND POTENTIAL SECURITY ISSUES PUBLICLY. If the security issue is concrete, it also poses all the users at risk because the maintainers might not have time to act.

Matteo Collina (@matteocollina)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 17:04 GMT

My mom, struggling with dementia to my 92 year old father - "I can't remember your name but I know I love you and you take very good care of me."

Jack Boot (@IamJackBoot)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 04:08 GMT

i'm dying that they just ended up introducing another really, really embarrassing ratio for tweets

cait (@punished_cait)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 02:07 GMT

Last night watching the first little bit of Star Wars with Max, with his new LEGO X-Wing we built, he asked innocently, did you have anything like this when you were a kid? “No buddy, my dad never would’ve taken the time to help me with something like this.” “Oh…” Max (1/2)

Chris "Not So" Short @ChrisShort@hachyderm.io (@ChrisShort)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 15:39 GMT

A small sneak preview of the first post I'm working on for my refreshed website👇

Akash Goswami 🎅🏽 (@akashgoswami_)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 13:30 GMT

Leia: Lost her WHOLE home planet, family, and her own execution. Luke: Lost someone he knew for a day or two. #StarWars

Chris "Not So" Short @ChrisShort@hachyderm.io (@ChrisShort)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 13:49 GMT

Woke Twitter, i remember someone told me that we shouldn’t refer to women who don’t want Children as “childless” anymore, cos the “less” makes it seem like a negative thing. Does anyone know what the new terminology is?…..And may I suggest “financially-happier” or “Not-As-tired”

London Hughes (@TheLondonHughes)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 20:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/rosred79/status/1607501094678061056

Omg what an amazing analogy! I’m just simply “not cold”… I love it. ❤️

London Hughes (@TheLondonHughes)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 23:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheLondonHughes/status/1607477881793581056

Childfree. (I have 3. Children are the best if you want children. I adore mine. But it’s like jumpers. If you’re not cold and someone makes you wear a jumper, it’s fucking hideous. If you are cold, it’s perfect. How do we understand this about knitware but not kids?)

Rosalind (@rosred79)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 22:18 GMT

Bolognese are coming Bolognese are coming

Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn)Wed, 10 Nov 2021 12:21 GMT

I do ♥ vim's editing power. Wanted to make a mass edit across hundreds of blocks in dozens of files. 1) Identify: :vimgrep /pattern/ **/*.html 2) make bulk change :cdo «copy the line to the target, modify it as desired, return to previous line, remove portion» 3) save :wa

Tim Chase (@gumnos)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 02:14 GMT

This substitution totally makes sense.

Shen Ye (@shen)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 11:42 GMT

'tis the season to reroll your creds and set up 2fa if you haven't, because twitter was breached

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 00:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1607535015956742144

if you're a LastPass user it's time to roll alllll your creds

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 03:20 GMT

my phone be so dry i get more emails than text

jay ✰ (@jayythewave)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:31 GMT

I'm 11 years older than Danny Glover when he said he was getting too old for this shit.

Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 23:43 GMT

Hackers have been tweeting as Piers Morgan for well over 30 mins and leaking his DMs while Musk shitposts Batman memes. Gotta love this place. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Mikael Thalen (@MikaelThalen)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 04:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/brosandprose/status/1607585570644959234

amazing that hackers have been posting nonstop from piers morgan's account for over 30 minutes now and Twitter still hasn't fixed it

ella dawson (@brosandprose)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 03:57 GMT

The great thing about Piers Morgan being hacked is that you can enjoy it because he's a terrible person and also was editor of the Daily Mirror who just happened to hack people's voicemails, so this is maybe just a little bitty bit of karma.

Foxy with rats inside her (@FoxyLustyGrover)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 04:12 GMT

someone tell the kids who hacked piers morgan to unblock me so i can troll him once his account is restored

man it’s a hot zone, (@Mobute)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 04:20 GMT

If I were prone to conspiratorial thinking, I'd posit that the Saudis helped to bankroll Elon's purchase of Twitter because they knew this would be the powder keg explosion that devalued Tesla and therefore destroyed the market for EVs due to its indelible association with him.

@fluffy@plush.city (@fluffy)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 20:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/brosandprose/status/1607584010598858752

this feels like karma for everything piers morgan has ever said about meghan markle

ella dawson (@brosandprose)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 03:54 GMT

You're so neurotypical, you probably think this tweet is about you

protect kylie at all costs (@mattstratton)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 05:11 GMT

He finally did it, huzzah.

Cody Johnston (@drmistercody)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 05:03 GMT

yeah,

femb✦t (@__femb0t)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 05:56 GMT

✨__✨

femb✦t (@__femb0t)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 05:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/woodstockSSB/status/1607462130407669761

it's just so cool bc she really didn't get trans stuff for years when i was a kid but now it's like we both wish this could have come sooner and 😭😭💗

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 20:40 GMT

i sent my mom my 2yrs estrogen selfie and this was her response 🥹

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 19:40 GMT

It’s Boxing Day. So I’m on a mandatory 12-hour bank holiday shift for £14ph as a doctor :) I earned more on Boxing Day on the tills at Asda in 2012. #FullPayRestoration #strikehard

Daniel Mercer (@danny_mercer)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 13:49 GMT

Seeing your parents for who they are and understanding their level of maturity will allow you to stop seeking from them what they aren’t able to give.

Dr. Nicole LePera (@Theholisticpsyc)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:37 GMT

My mom made us homemade gift-cards w/ actual money.. i think this is so cute and creative😍

JaeHydeia (@JaeHydeia)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 20:04 GMT

Avatar the WHAT

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‘AVATAR: THE SEED BEARER’ and ‘SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3’ will both release in theaters on the same day in December 20, 2024. Which one you plan on watching first? 🤔

The Hollywood Handle (@hollywoodhandle)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 20:53 GMT

Sammy Tighe (@TigheSammy)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 20:22 GMT

It’s extremely irresponsible of Twitter to give these hack “journalists” free access to their data. Probably a violation of some sort of privacy law somewhere.

Twіtter API (not parody) instagram: fake_api (@fake_api)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 18:25 GMT

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 07:02 GMT

It would have been worse. Do you think convincing fewer people to get vaccinated was going to make the pandemic better? No one should ever take you seriously as a journalist again.

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https://twitter.com/davidzweig/status/1607391449074507778

39. What might this pandemic and its aftermath have looked like if there had been a more open debate on Twitter and other social media platforms—not to mention the mainstream press—about the origins of Covid, about lockdowns, about the true risks of Covid in kids, and much more?

David Zweig (@davidzweig)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 15:03 GMT

Twіtter API (not parody) instagram: fake_api (@fake_api)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 18:33 GMT

I’m a W, how about you?

Forrest Brazeal (@forrestbrazeal)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:50 GMT

So you know how I’m building a game where you can travel between two timelines? Now imagine the past was a fully submerged underwater level where you’d have to go back to present to grab extra oxygen 👏

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A silly little thing

blank (@kefimochi)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:10 GMT

blank (@kefimochi)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 18:42 GMT

Just fyi- Christmas can be enjoyed with the family without everyone wearing the same pyjamas.

Sindhu Vee (@sindhuvfunny)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 21:46 GMT

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I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol

💫 (@heyjaeee)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 04:50 GMT

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 06:22 GMT

I wonder if someday people on here will discover being normal about a movie.

🏜🔋, fka ☕️ (@coopercooperco)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 17:07 GMT