Fucking fireworks. I just want to go to sleep and I can’t because they’re both loud, and aggravating the dog! Grrrrr.

happy new year, friends! 🥂🍾 hope the new year brings some ease and happiness for us all 💛

I call this “my job is very challenging in a good way and I have no spoons left for open source right now”* *not every type of work contribution is measurable

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 22:37 GMT

Super happy that my article on OAuth and APIs made the @StackOverflow@twitter.com blog's top 10 list of articles this year. Check it out: https://stackoverflow.blog/2022/12/22/the-complete-guide-to-protecting-your-apis-with-oauth2/

these don’t feel authentic - i can look in their eyes and see they’ve used an air fryer before.

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Wet plate photographs taken on the set of Greta Gerwig’s ‘Little Women’

ahmad (@thisisnotahmad)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 05:15 GMT

k*n ❤️‍🔥 (@lNTERNETBBY)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:01 GMT

Do #Kanban Method/#NakedPlanning practitioners celebrate New Year's Day? After all, it's an arbitrarily timeboxed iteration.

☕ J. B. Rainsberger at jbrains at mastodon.social (@jbrains)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 18:57 GMT

The last three years, explained

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 19:58 GMT

best dialogue (?) scene of 2022 hands down! everything everywhere all at once

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What is your favorite line of dialogue and/or line delivery of the year? Threaded a few of mine. None are meant to indicate "the best" but they're ones that resonated and stuck with me!

Michelle Iannantuono (@ladytuono)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 19:26 GMT

Seddera Side (@sedderaside)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:05 GMT

this movie was so profound

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 18:14 GMT

Trying to watch Airplane! and Southwest just cancelled my HBO Max. Goddamn.

Brent Terhune in Akron Jan 6 & 7 (@BrentTerhune)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 23:05 GMT

(me to a dog groomer) what you’re doing here is sick, you won’t get away with this

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 15:20 GMT

There are a couple days left, so: I urge you, deeply urge you, to write a few hundred words reflecting on the year you've had and the year you hope to have. I've been doing this for almost a decade and let me tell you, the solipsism is very rewarding.

justin m. duke (@jmduke)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/jmduke/status/1608598907768147970

fortunately my job forces me to do this every year

isaac (@isaacinthesky)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/jasserole/status/1608958773292584961

frankly, for children in general

caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/calebsaysthings/status/1608958493842886656

same for having straight children

jasserole (@jasserole@mastodon.world) (@jasserole)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:50 GMT

i love you little greta. recycling a little extra tonight for you girl

kate (@kate___ali)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 04:43 GMT

“Are you busy?” Me:

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 12:22 GMT

I remember back in the day when people used to text everyone in their contact list just after midnight on New Years Eve sending them best wishes, do people still do that? 🤔

Eddie Jaoude | EddieHub | Open Source GitHub Star (@eddiejaoude)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 11:29 GMT

Our New Year’s Eve tradition is going to bed before midnight, and I love it

I set out with a few goals this year, one of them was to maintain a 50% risk of catching covid. To this day, I’ve still never had it. Really happy with 2022 🙂

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 13:21 GMT

I’ve successfully reached the boredom point. That means I’ve fully recovered and relaxed this holiday. I’m deffo closing the studio down early next year for Xmas too. I might even fuck around and work …

The youngest MP in British parliament @NadiaWhittomeMP says the LGBTQ+ community must unite in the face of “the government’s culture war” 🇬🇧 gaytimes.co.uk/originals/nadi…

GAY TIMES (@gaytimes)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 12:00 GMT

if you go to greta's twitter page right now you get to see all three stones of power

clip studio pain (@freezydorito)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 09:33 GMT

twitter.com/askwhyisit/sta…

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What do people claim is in the bible but is absolutely nowhere to be found in scripture?

Harry Margulies (@Askwhyisit)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 14:16 GMT

tim. (@denvercoder)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 09:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/Askwhyisit/status/1608829257664405507

White people.

John Soboleski (@SoboleskiJohn)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 16:31 GMT

ace ventura’s behavior was not “alrighty then” and it’s not alrighty now

ivan : ) (@JoannaNewSum41)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 18:02 GMT

If she sends you bewbs, lewds or newds you better fucking appreciate it.

Lock Down Your Life (@lockdownurlife)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 01:04 GMT

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU The Matrix was made by two trans women that both hate you personally

twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Mia Moore (Los Angeles 1/13) (@StopTweetingMia)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 17:42 GMT

They took the midnight snake goin anywhere

maria🦝 (@mariamainmo)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:09 GMT

every job is inherently underpaid because that is the only way that companies can extract profit under capitalism. if they’re correctly paying you or overpaying you, they’re failing at their job and they will be in fiscal trouble.

twitter.com/nathaliejacoby…

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 01:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1608995192329351169

the only job this seems to be untrue for is those in extreme power - CEOs and their peers. They are not workers, though.

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 01:16 GMT

POV: you are a Pringle about to die

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 19:22 GMT

the moon is so real, if i was tht majestic i too would not allow anyone to capture my beauty with a iphone camera

? (@aliyahInterlude)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 03:24 GMT

It's the remix to extinction / remade Alderaan as a fiction / Death Star destroying that rebellion / got every Moff in here quelling / Empire secured / I've got superior force without Force / it's the Tarkin Doctrine I'm about to show how it's done

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Mark Farina (@djmarkfarina)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 03:29 GMT

Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 04:10 GMT

Is it just me, or did eventual consistency use to be a little less...eventual?

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 04:28 GMT

Mark Farina (@djmarkfarina)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 03:29 GMT

so weird how twitter ran for like fifteen years as a monster-of-the-week procedural and then suddenly switched to a full-season arc about a single abomination

Charles Louis Richter (@richterscale)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 06:07 GMT

I’m not sure why “I may wear masks in some situations forever” is weird and “thousands of people are going to die every week from this forever, oh well” is normal and cool.

Linda Holmes thisislindaholmes.com (@lindaholmes)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 16:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/MsRebeccaBlack/status/1608688896640180225

you absolutely know he would

Ari Drennen (@AriDrennen)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 18:15 GMT

if pete lets me wear a strap on

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it is time for 2023 predictions i fear

annika (allegedly) (@planntika_)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 16:42 GMT

Rebecca Black (@MsRebeccaBlack)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 04:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/MsRebeccaBlack/status/1608688896640180225

She really chose kicking it in the back seat

Lilah Sturges, All New For 2023 (@LilahSturges)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 14:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/MsRebeccaBlack/status/1608688896640180225

This is exactly my theory on how he keeps pulling these women that are so much hotter/richer/more powerful than him.

Ash (@CommanderKind)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 17:53 GMT

it’s the last moments of 2022 commit one last act of gay heinouses for me girlies, gays, and theys 💕

Chaos Goddess she/her (@yourbirdgirl)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 06:38 GMT

being in costco is such a disorienting experience like what do you mean this is the cereal/hot tub aisle

soul nate (@MNateShyamalan)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 23:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608835502442164225

It's a movie about a guy who takes estrogen, has his eyes opened to the real world, chooses a new name to reflect his true self, and has a villain who continues to deadname him, and people will still claim there's nothing related to being trans in the story.

✨ Kira After Dark 🌙 (@KiraAfter_Dark)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 17:18 GMT

find myself continually reflecting on how the Andrew Tate/Greta Thunberg thing makes it so evident that nothing on earth makes a controlling asshole man lose every last molecule of his shit like a woman who is indifferent to him

Claire Willett (@clairewillett)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 05:01 GMT