https://twitter.com/benegotherit/status/1651769820705361920

Viva!!!!! Promises made will be kept just not when I’m six pints deep

Honey (@benegotherit)Fri, 28 Apr 2023 04:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/tsve_/status/1330561115336667138

De-erogenize military zones

TorlionDragon トルリオン龍 (@TorlionDragon)Sun, 22 Nov 2020 22:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/tsve_/status/1330561115336667138

there are more btw

im ave (@tsve_)Sun, 22 Nov 2020 23:01 GMT

obsessed w these stickers from the 70s

im ave (@tsve_)Sun, 22 Nov 2020 17:17 GMT

BlueSky Terms of Service gives Jack a 'perpetual' & 'irrevocable' license to all your content (posts, name, likeness, pics) BlueSky can delete your account for any reason, but may refuse to delete it if you ask You can't screenshot BlueSky All disputes = individual arbitration

Ashley M. Gjøvik (@ashleygjovik)Thu, 27 Apr 2023 20:34 +0000

Predictions are fun and social networks seem to be in a period of turbulence, excitement and of course, decline. This is what I reckon it might look like in 6 months: Twitter will be like Facebook:…

I offered to play devil’s advocate on this episode and I didn’t hear back. twitter.com/gotimefm/statu…

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🚢 New episode of Go Time! 💬 Diversity at conferences 🌟 with @ronnax & @kgibilterra ⚡️ hosts @nataliepis & @skriptble 🏷 #golang #conferences 💚 gotime.fm/274

Go Time ⏰ (@GoTimeFM)Thu, 27 Apr 2023 16:49 +0000

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Thu, 27 Apr 2023 21:21 +0000

coming on twitter to say i got AOC to come to bluesky and i’m going to keep that bragging right in my back pocket forever

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Thu, 27 Apr 2023 21:26 +0000

What's that you say? Bluesky crossed a few hundred thousand users and immediately started having moderation issues? You don't say! Who could have possibly predicted? etc.

Dear everybody on #Twitter looking at #Bluesky please please come over to the federated social web first, already proven to work for millions of people without millions of $$ in capital. I'll personally help you get set up please reach out.

https://twitter.com/waltermasterson/status/1651257468599582721

The irony is many hold him up to be the example of de-transitioning not realizing the only thing he is wanting de-transitioning from is his excessive cosmetic surgery addiction.

Lee-Marie Bartow (@LeeLee2k)Wed, 26 Apr 2023 16:39 +0000

Oil London had surgery to look like a Korean boy band member, but trans people are a bridge too far for him. Conservatives are destroying satire.

Walter Masterson (@waltermasterson)Wed, 26 Apr 2023 16:10 +0000

Resources for the deps.dev API. Contribute to google/deps.dev development by creating an account on GitHub.

candy mountain, charliiiiieee

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Rishi Sunak, "We just launched a campaign in Silicon Valley just talking about our companies and what they are doing.. The campaign is called Unicorn Kingdom."

Farrukh (@implausibleblog)Mon, 24 Apr 2023 10:57 +0000

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 24 Apr 2023 13:16 +0000

paying $12/year for a domain so you can do a silly little joke with your username on bsky is way better and funnier than spending $8/month so everyone can watch you gargle musk's balls every time you post

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 23 Apr 2023 17:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/peterejhamilton/status/1651192168130785281

The rings are incidents, the arcs are links to the folks collaborating on it. It's particularly cool seeing some of the the clear London <-> NYC <-> SF teams stand out and the impact of remote work, too. Many incidents involve people from all over.

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Wed, 26 Apr 2023 11:51 +0000

Joined our @incident_io hackathon yesterday and attempted to visualise incidents happening on our platform around the world, along with their participants — pretty cool! 🌎🚨🔥

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Wed, 26 Apr 2023 11:51 +0000

Coventry Amazon workers in @GMB_union are on the verge of winning union recognition after recruiting 700 members 💪🏽🚩 This would be the first time Amazon UK has been forced to recognise a union. Well done to the organisers! Next step: £15 an hour ✊🏽

Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Wed, 26 Apr 2023 12:00 +0000

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Society: “autistic people are so rigid and never consider others”. Autistic me: *habitually sacrifices my wants, needs, preferences and methodologies, and hides a huge and important part of my identity - to the detriment of my own health - to make other people feel comfortable*.

Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Tue, 25 Apr 2023 16:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/bboreham/status/1651121305461178372

What’s a Thursday? You ok, Bryan?

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Wed, 26 Apr 2023 08:37 +0000

Sometimes ppl wonder how I’ve taken my own photos and… 😂

Hillary Nicole (@Pokket)Sun, 23 Apr 2023 17:12 +0000

Based on the replies to this tweet, I've compiled a nice 32 bracket single elimination bracket of all the shit we've been served since the purchase of Twitter. Each day I'll make a new poll with citations and let the public decide. The seeding was random, the results? Who knows!?

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what is *the* dumbest thing elon has done at twitter so far?

Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit)Tue, 25 Apr 2023 18:10 +0000

Jekkmaster of Drip (@Jekkus)Wed, 26 Apr 2023 04:03 +0000

IndiePass 0.81 Released, a Article posted by , a Web Developer based in Leicester, UK.

This is the future liberals want

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Tue, 25 Apr 2023 18:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/nothnghppens/status/1650271439663030272

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blurryface ||-// ❤ (@luiz_blurryface)Tue, 25 Apr 2023 13:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/spermatomancer/status/1650907527067074560

I wonder if we can pay blue checks to stop posting

Elon Tusk (real) (@Smithereener)Tue, 25 Apr 2023 17:49 +0000

One day I'll stop crying and get an ass the size of Mars and then you'll all be sorry

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Sun, 23 Apr 2023 10:57 +0000

I’m kind of upset @vercel didn’t name their cli tooling vershell

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Thu, 20 Apr 2023 12:27 +0000

Attached: 1 image This sums up @1Password and Big Tech so well

Attached: 1 image Bluesky just waiting for the furry influx

“Oh shit, we’ve got no plan. We haven’t thought about it. I didn’t think it would happen. Holy crap, what will we do?” A quote attributed to Boris Johnson on the morning after Leave won the EU referendum, from Seldon and Newell’s new book on Johnson.

Nick Tyrone (@NicholasTyrone)Mon, 24 Apr 2023 18:10 +0000

omg I found his burner twitter.com/dexerto/status…

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Elon Musk revealed he makes over $120,000/month in Twitter subscription revenue according to his screenshot showing subscriber count

Dexerto (@Dexerto)Mon, 24 Apr 2023 21:25 +0000

Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio)Mon, 24 Apr 2023 21:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/Gritty20202/status/1650559217625907201

___ (@facelesswizord)Mon, 24 Apr 2023 18:33 +0000

BREAKING: Elon Musk has allegedly revealed a secret alt account where he pretends to be a child version of himself posting a lot of bizarre sexual content

The Serfs (@theserfstv)Tue, 25 Apr 2023 02:23 +0000

When you go to therapy they should get to ask three people in your life what your problem is before you start.

Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad)Mon, 24 Apr 2023 19:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/1650576925398822913

TV show about a therapist who's also a licensed private detective and they stalk each patient to find out what their actual deal is

i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla)Mon, 24 Apr 2023 19:37 +0000