some alcoholics will say anything to avoid taking responsibility for their sobriety and blame everyone but themselves for falling off the wagon

John DeVore (@JohnDeVore)Sat, 07 Jan 2023 18:14 GMT

Still remains the gold-standard reminder of a comma's importance

Jeff Pearlman (@jeffpearlman)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 16:46 GMT

me too tbh

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Sat, 07 Jan 2023 16:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1611748759553150985

Hi, this is not me. This whole substack is a bizarre impersonation. Not mine at all. I’ll report (but others can too!).

Gayle L. McDowell (@gayle)Sat, 07 Jan 2023 16:12 GMT

I’m leaving Twitter for a while. It’s not connected to Elon or all the trash on this site now, I just got tickets to Avatar and I’m not sure when I’ll be out.

Ethan Embry (@EmbryEthan)Sat, 07 Jan 2023 00:53 GMT

If you’re thinking it may be time to leave your current job, it most likely is indeed time.

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Sat, 07 Jan 2023 13:36 GMT

I totally agree with this! A previous manager once told me every day they wish they weren’t at their job, they put an ❌ on their calendar. When there are ❌’s on more than half the days in the month, it was time to start making plans to leave.

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If you’re thinking it may be time to leave your current job, it most likely is indeed time.

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Sat, 07 Jan 2023 13:36 GMT

Eddie 🚢 (@EddieHinkle)Sat, 07 Jan 2023 14:58 GMT

A cache of Polaroids from the set of HACKERS just dropped. I’m experiencing a lot of feelings about this. dazeddigital.com/fashion/galler…

SIMD Crawford (@omershapira)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 01:49 GMT

Nat Friedman (@natfriedman)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 00:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/jessiegender/status/1611293283422175233

For those wondering who was he talking about. He was talking about Filipino boxer/politician Manny Paquio when he called LGBT "worse than animals" in 2016. Dave always been an ally here's a video of him condemning Manny. youtu.be/QN6tyHbhcSA

Joseph.D V. Dimacali (@SuperErap)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 09:57 GMT

Did I just become a Dave Bautista stan?

Jessie Earl (@jessiegender)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 09:27 GMT

Why is it that those things you put off for ever thinking its a ballache to do; when you finally sit down and do it, its actually not as bad as you thought it would be.... case in this point... my tax returns. My accountant makes it so easy for me, yet i still keep thinking its going to be too hard.

This morning, on the final day of my holiday, I spent around two hours thinking through a way to auto-classify content on my blog, as part of a project to recommend tags to my posts. Most of my old …

Chris Coyier on blogging: You know what the one big valid criticism is of all this “write on your own site, not on walled social media sites” is? It’s boring. It’s not very social feeling. You’re …

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tboy short stack 🥞 (@whit4t)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 17:23 GMT

It's really weird and shitty to use a competitor's security incident to brag about your own product, as if you aren't also exploitable in some way. That hubris is gonna embarrass the hell out of you some day

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 22:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1610272351731458050

My amazing friend Grem invented the Grem Metric for this. It’s often depressing. Calculate the ratio: (maximum number of men who share a first name) / (number of women)

Tabitha Sable (@TabbySable)Tue, 03 Jan 2023 16:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/retrovesto/status/1610394061030002688

Why is it not important to you?

ali is in japan (inverted us time zone land) (@endingwithali)Tue, 03 Jan 2023 21:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/PlayApex/status/1611426743813869574

Marvel’s lawyers rn:

SoaR | Macro (@TheMacroShow)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 18:39 GMT

may I posit that January is an easing into the year month rather than a hard turn into perfection. for example I just had a wet lunch (4 wines) and feel great

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 18:26 GMT

why say “i have a passion for web development” when you could say that “it was love at first site”

“paula” (@paularambles)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 18:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/muchnerve/status/1610846753539907585

Joss whedon ??????

Divine Rose (@DivinesRoses)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 09:44 GMT

marrying my husband was a bummer

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 18:38 GMT

All the principal engineers at Microsoft that I respect are completely comfortable with asking "dumb questions". When you don't feel like you have to prove your intelligence or worth, you learn more because you ask better questions.

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Smart people ask dumb questions.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 17:38 GMT

Tim Misiak (@timmisiak)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 18:52 GMT

Smart people ask dumb questions.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 17:38 GMT

One of the quickest way I have found to get more productive: clean my glasses. The amount of times I thought I was getting sleepy or tired, only to realise my glasses are too dirty to see through and its clouding my judgement is hilarious.

remember kids; every COPY, RUN, ENV in your dockerfile creates another layer in your container this is your license to write the most horrible one liners of all time

Joe Poser (@J_Poser)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 17:07 GMT

based king

Victoria 🎀 (@EuphoriTori)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 14:59 GMT

I’m mad at the lady who faked her death to goose her book sales — not for lying, but for being so prosaic. Pretending you were bullied into suicide? Amateur hour. When I fake MY DEATH to increase sales, I’m shooting the moon. There will be pyrotechnics. You only fake die once!

Jesse Stanchak (@jstanchak)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 14:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/kkyehh/status/1611118714254168064

For those wanting sauce: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexspeak#… See also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_num…

eximius (@eximius)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 03:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/TylerGlaiel/status/1611115741809627139

personally I prefer the time "big boobs" was in the Hyper-V code

kkyehh (@kkyehh)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 21:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/kkyehh/status/1611116885285941249

kkyehh (@kkyehh)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 21:53 GMT

i apologize for getting overly competitive in the children's party game. it will happen again

cassandra 🏳️‍⚧️ (@cassterisk)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 14:55 GMT

If you're going into performance review time, I highly recommend considering negotiating for more time rather than more money. A lot of companies are nervous about the economic climate. This could be your perfect opportunity to gain a 4-day workweek or more time off.

Marissa Goldberg (@mar15sa)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 15:17 GMT

3/4 The excellently preserved surface and unfaded colours are now fully functioning.

Philip Mould (@philipmould)Tue, 13 Feb 2018 15:19 GMT

“unalive” “SA” “secs” “bd$m” “🌽ography” the unnecessary, voluntary sterilization of language on this site is genuinely harmful to those who mute specific terms to avoid triggering content. this is twitter not tiktok, you won’t get banned for saying the words JUST SAY THE WORDS

Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 22:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/gothspiderbitch/status/1611128766054400002

I hate this trend of censoring any “dangerous” phrases in spaces where it is entirely useless to do so. not only does it mess up any potential filters put in place to help survivors avoid certain harmful topics but it is also just makes whatever serious topic sound so unserious

Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 22:37 GMT

No, still just as bad.

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Replace the word 'Harry' in every tweet with the word 'Diana', and then see how it sounds.

fleetstreetfox (@fleetstreetfox)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 10:23 GMT

Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 10:37 GMT

I'm glad to have made my mark on the world

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this is official microsoft sample code twitter.com/flashmozzg/sta…

Tyler Glaiel (@TylerGlaiel)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 21:41 GMT

Sy Brand (@TartanLlama)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 09:18 GMT

We should probably worry that the same unethical clowns who built up crypto for a quick buck, gleefully ignoring its externalities, have moved on to AI.

Ben Sandofsky (@sandofsky)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 18:40 GMT

Prince Harry reveals Daenerys Targaryen as his comfort character during his lowest moments in new memoir ‘Spare’ “Her story resembles mine in many ways. She is so inspiring to me. Just like Daenerys I will take back what was stolen from me. I will take it.”

westerosies; House of Dragons (@westerosies)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 01:12 GMT

CircleCI API (V2) Client Library in Go. Contribute to grezar/go-circleci development by creating an account on GitHub.