YO WHY THE FUCK IS IT HAIRDRYER BUT HAIR IS DRIER
Sheps (@the_sheps)Fri, 05 May 2023 20:11 +0000
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So happy to be hosting this at @incident_io HQ in London. Behind-closed-doors storytelling on incidents and engineering nightmares? Yes please.Post details
Join “Unplanned Maintenance” in SF and London! Off-the-record storytelling about security incidents and engineering nightmares, hosted by @tailscale + @indent + @incident_io May 16 5:30pm PT in SF 17:30 BST in London Get an invite: unplannedmaintenance.com/?e=2023-05-16Tailscale (@Tailscale)Fri, 05 May 2023 15:57 +0000
Chris Evans (@evnsio)Sat, 06 May 2023 09:11 +0000
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Join “Unplanned Maintenance” in SF and London! Off-the-record storytelling about security incidents and engineering nightmares, hosted by @tailscale + @indent + @incident_io May 16 5:30pm PT in SF 17:30 BST in London Get an invite: unplannedmaintenance.com/?e=2023-05-16Tailscale (@Tailscale)Fri, 05 May 2023 15:57 +0000
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Protest is fundamental to democracy. People must have the right to oppose having an unelected head of state, or more than £100m of public funds being spent on a coronation when millions rely on food banks. These arrests should concern us all.Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Sat, 06 May 2023 09:14 +0000
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Had anyone ever seen an error like this with #AWSLambda?
It's a Node 18 app that calls out to Renovate but fails due to some deep intenals in Node when doing some performance checking?
{
"errorType": "TypeError",
"errorMessage": "performance.markResourceTiming is not a function",
"stack": [
"TypeError: performance.markResourceTiming is not a function",
" at markResourceTiming (node:internal/deps/undici/undici:10636:21)",
" at finalizeAndReportTiming (node:internal/deps/undici/undici:10632:7)",
" at Object.handleFetchDone [as processResponseEndOfBody] (node:internal/deps/undici/undici:10579:45)",
" at node:internal/deps/undici/undici:10895:44",
" at node:internal/process/task_queues:140:7",
" at AsyncResource.runInAsyncScope (node:async_hooks:204:9)",
" at AsyncResource.runMicrotask (node:internal/process/task_queues:137:8)",
" at process.processTicksAndRejections (node:internal/process/task_queues:95:5)"
]
}
Very odd, and this Go issue is the only thing I could find that may relate 🤔
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#aws-lambda.
Letter in today’s Guardian: “In recent years, the food bank has used grants from the national lottery to support its activities, but recent applications for funding have been unsuccessful. They have been told that much of the funding is going to events celebrating the coronation”
Haroon Siddique (@Haroon_Siddique)Sat, 06 May 2023 06:16 +0000
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cool cool cool https://mastodon.matrix.org/@element/110304013472307767 #acab
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@element@mastodon.matrix.org miss when your name was riot
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Attached: 1 image It turns out you can simply serve a file from a domain to use it as your bsky handle. So this guy is now S3. All of S3.
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May the 4th be with you! Brand new OAuth shirts just launched: "I find your lack of security disturbing" Available in a variety of styles and also as a hacker hoodie! …
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#swag
#oauth.
Hetzner goes arm64: https://ruby.social/@tisba/110317041230787536
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#hetzner.
Interesting! Just noticed that Hetzner Cloud is offering Arm64 VPS (Ampere). Was looking for a VPS hoster that offers arm64 and it's the first one I could find (in EU). Costs ~30% less compared to x86. https://www.hetzner.com/news/arm64-cloud
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#hetzner.
Hahahahahahaha. Tory scum. #UKpol
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#politics.
A bit of professional news on here; today is my last day @DeliverooEng! I've had an incredible time and worked with such brilliant people. However I'm so excited to be starting @monzo as a Staff Engineer 🎉! A company I love and a product I'm already all-in on; let's go!James King (@ripixelcodes)Fri, 05 May 2023 10:29 +0000
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https://twitter.com/ripixelcodes/status/1654433026061811714
We're going to miss you, Kingy 👑 You've been an awesome member of the team, all the best for the amazing things you're going to do next!DeliverooEng (@DeliverooEng)Fri, 05 May 2023 15:44 +0000
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Have you seen things like Dangerfiles? May fit the bill for you - they've got Ruby and JS versions (ie https://github.com/danger/danger-JS)
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I really don’t get why baby books are gendered. When it labels the unborn child the same sex as the baby I’m having; it flows fine; but when they name it the opposite I feel like I’m reading the wrong book. In a language where we have a non-gender option of words; it’s interesting to see in a book how comfortable they are at switching the unborn child’s gender.
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#gender.
Yesterday I used the "git filter-repo" command for the first time. Have not felt such a thrill of power/danger since I first learned about "git rebase -i".
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#git.
Honestly a bit baffled by people who defend Elon Musk and DHH.
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Whelp, hearing about the #shopify #layoffs — reports are 20% of the workforce, with Berlin 90% of the staff laid off. That really doesn't sound good.
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If you haven’t changed Jest's defaults your tests might be fragile, order-dependent, or just downright wrong. Check out my blog post where I dig into Jest's settings, and how you can fix your tests. #javascript #node #jest #testing #unittest https://jamiemagee.co.uk/blog/your-jest-tests-might-be-wrong/
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In honour of Guardians of the Galaxy in theaters Friday, here’s a screenshot of the time I forgot I had scheduled a COUPLES THERAPY session on a day we were shooting. #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3Karen Gillan (@karengillan)Wed, 03 May 2023 17:25 +0000
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A command-line tool to easily kill processes running on a specified port. - GitHub - jkfran/killport: A command-line tool to easily kill processes running on a specified port.
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I've been reading various entrepreneur books and blog posts1. One thing they all emphasise is that success often comes from finding a problem that you yourself would pay money to solve. And that's a …
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Build modern full-stack serverless applications on AWS with Next.js, Remix, Astro, Solid, and more.
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Made by a minimal, responsible and friendly person.
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#aws
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All of tech worried about Frankenstein's monster without giving any thought to the core concern that Frankenstein was kind of a dick and that's how you get Frankenstein's monster instead of Frankenstein's cool pal who's fun to be with.
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Something I really don’t like is how “hate” is used so lightly — especially by tech folks. Same for “dead” too (tech doesn’t die it’s just sand that can think). Over the last couple of years, I oft…
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On the news this week:🇧🇷 GopherCon Brasil CFP open until May 3 🇮🇹 GoLab 2023 CFP open closes on May 21 💬 io/fs: writeable interface new discussion asking for use cases. If you have a project that uses a writeable abstraction interface, go there!✅ GOEXPERIMENT=loopvar is in! Will be included in...
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fellow tech workers, looking at the screenwriters guild striking, do you not feel that we too need a union? how many pointless layoffs have there been so these huge companies run by trust fund goons could do stock buybacks? we need a union.
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#union.
Great article from @ShopifyEng on improving Ruby GC latency. But I feel like as a society maybe we’re spending these cycles in the wrong place? If we’re going to work on Garbage Collection, could we maybe look at some higher value use cases? Like, say the U.S. Supreme Court.twitter.com/realgenekim/st…Post details
“Shopify's monolith is deployed approximately every 30 minutes, so aside from weekends, we're pretty much constantly in that “warm-up phase” Shopify Engineering: Adventures in Garbage Collection: Improving GC Performance in our Massive Monolith (2023) shopify.engineering/adventures-in-…Gene Kim (@RealGeneKim)Tue, 02 May 2023 14:05 +0000
DM of Engineering (@dmofengineering)Tue, 02 May 2023 15:47 +0000
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Watching my nephew's 2nd grade concert (in the U.S.) and they started with an announcement about not posting any recordings but because of "respecting copyright" and to be mindful of filming/photos "for other's experience" but like... no mention of the children's privacy??? wat
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Serving the current directory over HTTP with Go (1 mins read).
How to use Go's standard library to serve the current directory over HTTP.
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#blogumentation
#go.
Attached: 1 image Y'all, America desperately needs to embrace the metric system. Fer reals.
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I support the writers strike
Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Tue, 02 May 2023 03:48 +0000
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Got dark mode and some other fun tweaks on my CV this weekend 🙌🏽 fun to play around with a tiny lil page, been a while since I've done much CSS
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#cv
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They are ugly, yet cute. Horrendous, yet the most comfortable sandals I’ve ever had. I told myself I’d embrace color in my wardrobe and why...
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