https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1619027466017968128

plus that mascara trend has two or three different meanings depending if you also say mascara wand and other words. It’s so easy to misinterpret the codes.

Raquel Rojas (@RachiRojas)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 18:14 GMT

not my proudest moment

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https://twitter.com/sevware/status/1619430546765148160

Make it a quote (@MakeItAQuote)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 20:21 GMT

Aoife 🐝 Bee (@Aoife_Bee_)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 21:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/sevware/status/1619430546765148160

Make it a quote (@MakeItAQuote)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 20:21 GMT

what’s your most lukewarm take? mine is that vibrators are too advanced and no one needs morse code for their clitoris.

adrie rose (@adrierising)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 00:59 GMT

happy 2 and a half years of estrogen to me :))

dara (@Daramgaria)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 23:23 GMT

600 days of estrogen

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 10:51 GMT

the MILF at work just broke up with her boyfriend now’s my chance wish me luck boys 💯🫡

𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞 (loverboy era) (@anal_del_ray_)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 00:00 GMT

Damn, Everything Everywhere All At Once was so good. Just wow.

Stargirl🌠 (@theavalkyrie)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 03:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/theavalkyrie/status/1619536753882431488

I rewatched it two times afterwards, no words really 👏 Hit me right in the spot emotionally

blank (@kefimochi)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 04:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/nadhimzahawi/status/1619635655835004929

I too receive scrutiny from Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs Service which is why I pay my taxes fam

James Seconde (@SecondeJ)Sun, 29 Jan 2023 10:19 GMT

Having an inattentive ADHDer mindset for major life shifts is quite hard. I've lived my life, unable to do things due to a lack of spoons, and so trying to maximize spoons efficiency. For small changes, it's not too hard. But for a total shakeup, it's.. ugh.

Danny (@ABCsofADHD)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 12:59 GMT

Probably the only good part about paying a tax bill, but it’s great to see broader adoption of payments using Open Banking. Such a clearly great use case for it. Even if the gov awarded the bid to a questionable provider 😂

Lawrence Jones (@lawrjones)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 13:51 GMT

Please, please add an option to #password recovery flows for “don’t change password, just log me in”. Then measure its use and consider making it a first class login method. I long for the coming days of email or #passkey only login flows.

https://twitter.com/MegaSlippers/status/1619396924431556611

Oh I forgot about that. WHY ARE THERE BLACK ELVES mate its a fantasy universe, there can be dwarves with sandwiches for arms if they want

James Seconde (@SecondeJ)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 18:58 GMT

Hey, I want to remind everyone that you can and should dress up like a widow who has had several husbands who died under mysterious circumstances when running errands. Wear a ball gown to the grocery store. Wear a formal dress to the post office. No one can stop you.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 19:23 GMT

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 5

kenzi (@kenzianidiot)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 23:45 GMT

Insane Yearbook Quotes (@YearbookQuotes_)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 19:24 GMT

A perfect example of an autistic person (Julia Fox) taking something literally and being painted as a villain for doing so. It was big of Ms Fox to apologise when it was the other person’s language usage that led to the confusion. But, us autists are always expected to apologise. twitter.com/popcrave/statu…

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Julia Fox apologizes to TikTok user after being accused of “condoning sexual assault” for a comment she made about his “mascara” story: “Hey babe I’m so sorry I really thought u were talking about mascara like as in make up.” twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Pop Crave (@PopCrave)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 16:50 GMT

Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 16:57 GMT

matt (@mattxiv)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 20:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1619072317698752513

Reminds me of this:

a streetcar named deez nuts (@fuitgumny)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 17:08 GMT

RT @TheADHDadults #AdultADHD isn't trendy. It's been criminally underdiagnised for years. The reason it appears that famous celebrities are all coming out as ADHD is because they are the only ones being reported about. 1 in 40 of everyone you have met is #ADHD. So 1 in 40 comedians are too!

Pls stop telling me this

ali is in japan + open to jobs (@endingwithali)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 11:23 GMT

following a girls priv is the worst thing ever you're just scrolling twitter and see a random "NEED HIM TO BREED ME" tweet

step 🇦🇲 (@step1v9)Thu, 26 Jan 2023 17:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheAutonerd/status/1618388086525956097

For us even older timers (Romans) M stands for thousands and MM stands for two thousand.

Bryant Smith 🦈 (@SumisuBuraianto)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 17:21 GMT

It's been a while since I've set up an Amazon Echo device. Do I need to come over there and teach some Amazon folks about the OAuth Device Flow? There is a better way than making me type my password …

I don't understand how you can, almost 11 years after Trayvon Martin, still be the sort of person calling for more police-reform efforts like body-cameras. These guys did this to Tyre Nichols with all the cameras rolling.

Jerry Iannelli (@jerryiannelli)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 00:17 GMT

I used to think I could produce an hour of video in 10 hours. Now that I’m counting the hours, it’s almost certainly double. Who’s got tips and tricks to speed it up? I’ll be spending next getting my YouTube diploma on DaVinci Resolve 😅

David Flanagan (@rawkode)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 09:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/rawkode/status/1619268981646413829

Pay someone for editing, that’s at least what lots of people are doing — and thank you for highlighting how much time it takes — I (try to) create a blog for every video, it just takes a lot of time

Anaïs Urlichs Ⓥ (@urlichsanais)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 09:56 GMT

A watched DNS never propagates!

Jack ReVelle found and defused two nuclear bombs that accidentally fell on North Carolina. He couldn’t talk about it for 50 years. He fought the VA to prove his cancer was caused by radiation exposure. He died, quietly, 3 years ago today. Here’s his story: ncrabbithole.com/p/jack-revelle…

Jeremy Markovich (@deftlyinane)Thu, 26 Jan 2023 12:47 GMT

If a company ever does this to me, they don’t deserve me as an employee and I will make it known to my connections to avoid them

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A startup rejecting a candidate because they ASKED about work/life balance in the interview* is a red flag *yes, this happened

Jenn Creighton (@gurlcode)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 18:10 GMT

Georgie Cooke (@georgiecel)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 07:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1619118851115061248

There should be a plug-in or feature for Twitter that says “Sorry, this same opinion question has already been asked 1,387 times, it looks like you are just trying to build disingenuous engagement, If you want actual answers, ask at StackOverflow.com”

Lee Englestone 💡🧠👨‍💻🚀 (@LeeEnglestone)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 07:33 GMT

When did folks get 200k followers if all they do is ask open-ended questions about JavaScript?

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 23:43 GMT

Writing a blog post about embracing DEADLINES and never finish it because I haven't set a deadline for myself ✅

Alessandro Diaferia - @alediaferia@fosstodon.org (@alediaferia)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 08:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/davefarley77/status/1619037396502298633

You are no longer building the product. You are building a team that will build the product. What can you uniquely do to help the team move forward? Delegate the rest - trust but verify.

Ryan Greenhall (@ryangreenhall)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 18:58 GMT

I’ve had a lot of gay sex but the gayest thing I’ve ever done is drive my ex-girlfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s girlfriend to the airport

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 01:29 GMT

hey i’m deleting this app for awhile because there have been far too many viral tweets about my boobs this week i love you all and will catch you in a bit !

bailey moon (@Baileymoon15)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 22:17 GMT

.@elonmusk had a meeting with @kevinomccarthy and ran into @hakeemjeffries on his way in Then Musk PRETENDED he met with McCarthy and Jeffries

Judd Legum (@JuddLegum)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 14:23 GMT

The video is so bad they fired and charged the cops involved. It’s so bad they’re preparing for rioting. It’s so bad the police chief has a message out saying she understands the outrage. Now imagine if there wasn’t a video.

Stella Safo, MD MPH (@AmmahStarr)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 03:36 GMT

We need a new Twitter bot to auto block people using AI generated avatars. Pay 👏 artists 👏 for 👏 their 👏 work AI tools have been trained on images without consent from artists

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 21:18 GMT

Amazing that in just 12 months the top story has changed from “nobody wants to work anymore,” to corporations firing thousands of workers bc the economy was “running too hot.”

MC Squared (@mcsquared34)Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/justinboldaji/status/1618980246744870912

Yeah, but speaking personally, if I saw that someone’s religion gave them the power to choke someone with psychic powers, I’d respect that religion and maybe want to study it more.

Mark R. Yzaguirre (@markyzaguirre)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 16:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/jessehawken/status/1618980929526972417

Lord grant me the confidence of a white male Death Star general🙄

Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 14:35 GMT

Shout out to this guy who casually told his boss his religion was bullshit

Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 14:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/justinboldaji/status/1618980246744870912

His boss the giant cyborg with the laser beam sword

Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji)Fri, 27 Jan 2023 14:34 GMT

We all got that one health issue we been ignoring for years

g (@ihatebackshots)Thu, 26 Jan 2023 16:36 GMT

Asking about your attempted solution rather than your actual problem