Attached: 1 image I had to stop for a few seconds while scanning #golang's http package from the stdlib and finding a function called "isLitOrSingle". I don't think it uses "lit" or "single" to mean how I first imagined though.

New: https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/

When you get back to your car with 30 seconds left on the parking and there are two disappointed parking wardens standing on the opposite side of the road. Hah fuck off ya vultures.

behold the "smarter-than-human" machines that'll soon be "too smart to control" [contains quote post or other embedded content]

🌳 #pixelart

The pitch of modern SaaS is "don't reinvent the wheel." But every wheel you bolt on comes with some friction.

I just mistyped bigotry and 'bigtory' and, well...

🚨⚠️WILL CAUSE IRREPARABLE HARM⚠️🚨 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH (PS: no files were harmed in the making of this program)

Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!

We need to start recognizing that tech companies maneuver through the world the way they do because they believe they can outlast the paradigm of national governments and are positioning themselves as the power structure of a post-governmental world.

you can't just talk about putting people in dog crates dude everyone will get horny

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

Well, I implemented a Merkle PATRICIA Trie in SQLite. No, not on top of SQLite. In SQLite. WITH RECURSIVE plus WITHOUT ROWID plus a small app-defined function. Might be time to stop. (This is for a very cool verifiable transparency log indexing thing.)

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

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You can only earn your bisexual stripes if you are the sole Cis person in your friend group of Trans people, but you fit in mysteriously well despite no egg vibes

This is now a puppy 🐶 stan account

I've been operating at like 50-70% for over 2 months. It's been physically painful to talk for extended periods of time. Finally getting that rectified next week with surgery. Thank God!